Now Cynder takes on Luigi. Let's do this!
Cynder: Well, Luigi. We finally meet.
Ignitus: I take it you've been waiting for this match for a while.
Cynder: What can I say? I kind of feel for the guy.
Ignitus: How so?
Cynder: Constantly subjected to psychological torment whenever his psycho brother goes missing or gets an extreme deal on a mansion filled with ghosts, his worst fear, gets almost no respect from anyone save probably Daisy, and still somehow maintains a joyful facade, with it barely breaking, save the whole Mr L thing, the Death Stare, or that old Negative Zone move from Brawl. Need I say more?
Ignitus: Huh. I never thought about it that way.
Cynder: Most people don't. But when you know the feeling, it's hard not to miss.
Ignitus: That got deep in a hurry. But either way, Luigi is no slouch in combat, particularly his Super Jump Punch and Poltergust.
Cynder: Alright then. Let's do this, Mr L!
And that wraps up Luigi. Next time, a character I'm pretty sure most people first met in Smash in some form or another. I'm talking Ness from Earthbound. That's going to be... interesting. So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!