Now Cynder takes on Ness. Let's do this!
Cynder: You have to be kidding me. They've sent a child after me?!
Ignitus: You say this every time you're in any fighting game where a fighter is even slightly a minor
Cynder: Well they keep doing it! And you know how I feel about children fighting in battles like these! I mean I can handle teenagers in this, but this kid can't be more than like eight!
Ignitus: Keep in mind, Ness is no ordinary child. His PSI makes sure of that.
Cynder: PSI? What the heck is that supposed to mean?!
Ignitus: Psychic phenomena and abilities. Its a general term.
Cynder: Still doesn't make me any less apprehensive about this.
Ignitus: Fair enough. But it doesn't look like we have a choice. So keep this in mind. Ness' PK Thunder can be reflected. And that will throw him off.
Cynder: (Sighs) Alright, let's do this.
And that wraps up Ness. Next time, Smash Bros' resident meme lord hits the track. I'm talking Captain Falcon. That's going to be ridiculous. So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!