Now Cynder takes on Captain Falcon. Let's see how this goes.
Cynder: I'm not liking this next fighter.
Ignitus: Is everything okay, Cynder?
Cynder: Not really, this dude is giving me the creeps! What's with all the leather? Who is this guy?!
Ignitus: According to my records, he's known as Captain Falcon, a favorite on the Smash Brothers roster for some reason.
Cynder: Clearly the community doesn't see the creep factor I'm getting off this guy.
Ignitus: I'm sure somebody does, but they just get drowned out by the majority.
Cynder: Pretty likely. So, how do I kick his tail off the stage?
Ignitus: Wind is the way to go. He's strong but also quick. Close combat is his specialty. So just keep him at a distance with your Wind element. Also, beware the Falcon Punch. His signature move. That can send you flying instantly.
Cynder: Duly noted. (Suddenly turning freaked out and angry, and addressing Captain Falcon) Why are you looking at me like that...?!
Ignitus: (As Cynder resumes the battle) If you even try messing with my daughter, I will end you, Falcon!
And that wraps up Captain Falcon. Now before anyone says anything, the way Cynder is reacting here is based solely off of the character as he appears in Smash Bros. He just gives me that "I can get away with anything because the people love me" vibe. No idea why, he just does. If he's a nice guy in F-Zero, let me know. I'm honestly curious. Anyways, next time, we finish off the Original 12 fighters with Jigglypuff! So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!