Welcome back to Ignitus' Wisdom! Today, we get a little bit villainous, as Mario's perennial antagonist comes to the plate. Of course, I mean Bowser. Let's not waste a second!
Spyro: Whoa! Where'd the turtle come from?
Ignitus: Watch your back, Spyro. That's Bowser you're dealing with.
Spyro: Wait, as in King of the Koopa Bowser?
Ignitus: That's him.
Spyro: Okay, I get why he's here. Stress relief.
Ignitus: (Confused) Wait, what?
Spyro: He's a single parent caring for 8 kids, 7 of whom are adopted, and all of whom are also here. Not to mention he's honestly working off zero advice from his parents, given he's likely an orphan.
Ignitus: Bowser, an orphan? Where'd you get that idea?
Spyro: Think about it, whenever Yoshi faced off against Baby Bowser, who saved the little Koopa Prince's butt every time? Not his parents, his adult self, time travelling back to that moment. Seems a little bizarre don't you think?
Ignitus: (Thinking about it) That's... actually a good point.
Spyro: It really makes you reconsider how much of a "villain" Bowser really is.
Ignitus: I never thought about it that way. Anyways, back to the battle. Bowser may hit like an avalanche, but he leaves pretty big openings to be attacked. Strike strategically.
Spyro: Duly noted.