Now Cynder takes on Zelda. Let's do this!
Cynder: At last, the Nintendo princess with a bit of independence!
Ignitus: I see you're a fan of Zelda then.
Cynder: Just a slight feminist thing on my part. Though I am confused. Wasn't Zelda taller before? And a brunette?
Ignitus: Different version. This one's from A Link To The Past, as opposed to Twilight Princess.
Cynder: Not another messed up timeline thing!
Ignitus: And one other note, this version appears to be telepathic.
Cynder: Trust me. My mind's not one she'll want to read.
?: I wouldn't say that. There's some good chapters in there.
Cynder: What the...? (Recognizing the voice) Really Spyro?! Really!?
Spyro: (Laughing his tail off) I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. But I did tell you payback would be coming.
Cynder: You're lucky I love you, otherwise I'd have clawed you apart.
Ignitus: Focus you two. There's one deadly thing to note about with Zelda. She has an attack called Din's Fire, which she can telepathically control.
Cynder: Duly noted. Time to see if the Triforce of Wisdom can save you, Princess!
And that concludes Part I of the Veterans Day Special. For Part II, head on over to Prophecy of Masks. Anyways, next time, things get medical and rather confusing as Dr. Mario makes a housecall. So, what's the prognosis? Tune in next time to find out! Same time... same channel!