Disclaimer: I do not own Rick and Morty

The past couple of days have been quiet in the Smith household. The kids went to school, Beth and Jerry were working, and Rick was always in the garage. You kept to yourself most of the time, too afraid to get in anybody's way.

Everyone found out that you were too old to go school so you were confined to the house. They were all pretty shocked to learn about your age except for Rick. He had that stupid smug look on his face thinking that he was better than everyone else. Which he wasn't.

You are sitting on the couch with Summer as you watch Jerry flip through the channels on the TV. You aren't paying attention to anything in particular staring vacantly past whatever was playing on the television.

You can hear Jerry talking to something, turning your head you notice that it is Mortys dog Snuffles. You watch as Jerry tries to get the dog to go outside. That turns out to be a complete failure as Snuffles is now peeing on the carpet. You try to stifle the laugh that is threating to come out of your mouth.

"Are you kidding me?! Come on!"

The laugh escapes you as Morty rushes into the room to see what the commotion is about.

"What's wrong?"

"Your idiot dog!"

Jerry grabs Snuffles by the head and stuffs its face into its own piss. Just as this is happening Rick walks in looking at the situation presented in front of him.

"Morty, come on. I need your help."

Rick grabs Morty by the arm and starts to drag him away.

"Wait. Hold on a second Rick. You wouldn't by any chance have some crazy science thing you could whip up that might help make this dog a little smarter?"

"I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior Jerry. Come on Morty, let's go."

You watch this scene unfold before you as Jerry talks to Rick. From what you got out of it, Jerry guilt tripped Rick into making something.

Rick comes back holding some weird blue hat contraption and places it onto Snuffles head.

"Snuffles shake. Roll over. Go to the bathroom."

You watch on in amazement as the simple dog performs these orders obediently.

"No way Rick! That's amazing." You express your fondness and place your hand on his shoulder.

He stops what he is doing and looks down at your hand. He glances up at you making eye contact. He seems to be frowning. You remove your hand just as quickly as you placed it on him moving over to stand next to Morty.

"Alright Morty let's get going. Now that Jerry has been pleased we can leave."

You turn to Morty and hug him.

"Have fun on your adventure Morty"

After smiling down at him you go back to the couch and resume sitting next to Summer.

"H-h-hey Rick can I talk to you for a second?"

Morty takes Rick over to the back sliding door and they start talking in whispers. You try to read their lips to see what they are talking about. You end up giving up after their conversation got heated, you didn't feel like prying too much.

"Get up we're leaving."

You look up at the abrupt voice that is next to you. Rick is standing there with his arms folded, brow creased and his face with a scowl. Morty grabs your arm and tries to pull you up. You reluctantly get up and follow the two into the garage.

Rick goes over to his work bench to a glass case.

"If you liked what I did in there, you're really going to flip your lid over this one."

"W-w-what is it Rick?"

Rick goes on to explain that it's a device that goes into your ear to allow you to enter peoples dreams.

"It's just like that movie you keep crowing on about Morty"

"You talking about 'Inception'?"

You decide to step out of this conversation as you have absolutely no idea what they are talking about. You leave the two to themselves and head over to Ricks travel thing. You look through the window and see all the alcohol bottles that are littered over the floor. The back seat the worst offender of them all.

"I call shotgun!"

You don't know why you said that as you don't really have a say in the matter. It's not like it is your flying car.

"O-ok you can sit there."

You look over to Morty surprised that he even agreed to it. They both come over to get in the machine. Morty opens the door and as he opens it, you are overwhelmed by the stench that spews out. You can't help but gag and hold your nose, only breathing through your mouth. The taste not being any better. After Morty jumps into the back you get in the front and shut the door behind you.

"So what is this thing anyway?"

"Space cruiser."

"What does it do?"

"Stuff."

"Okay…"

You decide to leave the conversation there as Rick really didn't seem that interested. You lean back in the seat as the 'Space Cruiser' takes off into the sky.

On the way over to Goldenfolds house you and Morty get let in on what's happening. We are using these devices to incept the idea into Mr Goldenfolds brain that Morty should be getting an A in math.

"You know by the time it took you to make these things I could have helped Morty with his homework Rick."

"Homework is stupid. The whole point is to get less of it. Come on, let's just get over there and deal with this thing. W-we're gonna incept your teacher Morty. Belch You're both frustrating me!"

All three of you head over to Goldenfolds window and peer in. You notice that he is on the couch watching TV, eating what looks to be wheat thins, while falling half asleep. Goldenfold says something out loud before passing out cold.

We come in through the window just as the TV show is finishing.

"Uh-oh! Spoilers!"

You look over to see Rick turning off the TV to then explain how he is a full season behind. You roll your eyes at him and stand over near the bean bag on the floor.

"Aw jeez Rick. I can't believe we are standing in Mr Goldenfolds house. It's too weird."

"Well Morty it's about to get a hell of a lot weirder."

Rick then proceeds to place the inception device into Mr Goldenfolds ear and one in Mortys ear. Morty passes out onto the floor with a loud thud. Rick then hands you one before he sits down on the bean bag at your feet and turns it on, not even bothering to see if you can do it yourself. You mumble something under your breath about Rick being an inconsiderate asshole before you lean up against the bean bag, passing out. You weren't able to see your head relax back onto Rick's thigh.

You wake up abruptly in some kind of seat. You look to your left and see Morty next to you followed by Rick. You turn to the right and look out the window, noticing that you are now in an aeroplane.

"What the?"

You look up over the seat to where Rick and Morty are staring. You can see Mr Goldenfold with that lady on his lap. What's her name? Mrs Pancakes? You think that's who it is as you focus your attention to Rick.

"Ok so what's the plan?" you ask as you watch on.

He looks over at you before grabbing some sodas and cloth tying it around his body

"All right, time to make our move."

They both jump out and Rick says something, everyone now thinks they are terrorists.

"We are going to take over-urpp- control of this plane unless Morty Smith gets better grades in Math!"

All of the passengers are frozen over in shock until Mr Goldenfold stands up with machine guns in his hands.

"Hey! I said nobody fucking move buddy!" Rick tries to calm him down.

Mr Goldenfold doesn't listen as he starts firing at us. We jump out of the way, Morty going to the right as you and Rick go to the left. You are pushed up against the side of the plane by Rick's body his scent overpowering your senses. He smells of old spices mixed with alcohol, it's kind of pleasant and calming in a strange way.

"He has more power here than I anticipated. He teaches high school math for god's sake. Belch. I would have never taken Goldenfold for an active dreamer. We have to take him out before he takes us out. We cannot get killed. If we get killed in someone else's dream Morty, you die for real."

Rick looks to you as he finishes what he is saying. He stares at you for a while opening his mouth like he wants to say something.

He looks back in front of himself deep in concentration. Suddenly he says something out loud.

"Goldenfold! Let's talk about this like the rational adults that we are."

"Why would I negotiate with the likes of you?"

"Because I have a hostage!"

All of a sudden Rick has Mrs Pancakes in his arms using her as a human shield. This doesn't go well with Goldenfold as his subconscious starts panicking. You notice one of the passengers beats the airlock off the plane and everyone flies out.

"Nooo!" All three of you exclaim at the same time.

You start free falling down to the ground. You don't know what to do. You aren't ready to die. You begin to freak out causing yourself to have a panic attack. You can't breathe properly and your eyes start to fill with tears.

Rick seems to notice this as you feel his arms wrap around your shoulders.

"Hey! You need to calm the fuck down! Panicking is going to get us nowhere."

You try to control your breathing looking up into Ricks face. You are sure that you look like at hot mess, although you aren't quite sure why you think he cares. He lightly smiles at you before guiding you both over to Morty. Rick mentions that Mrs Pancakes has a parachute on so you all glide over to her.

Morty goes into concise detail about what he sees Mr Goldenfold doing on the ground.

"Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. That's it, Morty! Prolonging the inevitable!"

It takes you a while to figure out what Rick means by this until you see him knock out Mrs Pancakes.

"Rick!" you say not believing he just did that.

He places the inception device in your ear before switching it on.

You awaken alone. It feels like a solid 10 minutes before the others follow suit. In this time you've managed to have a good look at your surroundings. Several things have come up to and asked for you to partake in sexual acts. One of the creatures the one with the pink alien head and human torso, has even managed to take your shirt off of you so you are now standing there in your red laced bra.

You start to feel embarrassed as Morty keeps staring at your chest with his mouth hanging open.

"Morty if you keep looking at me like that you are going to catch flies."

You try to cover yourself up with your hands but there just seems to be too much to conceal. You notice that Rick is staring at you out of the corner of his eye. This makes you feel a bit self-conscious about yourself. He is after all the adult here.

"Well Mrs Pancakes is right over there. I should just go ask her to tell Goldenfold not to kill us when she wakes up."

"Woah Morty the whole idea to incepting is making them feel like they came up with the idea. We have to blend in. I'll see you guys later."

With that said Rick begins to strip down into his underwear. You can't help but check him out. For an older man he sure has it going for him. With his clothes on he looks really scrawny but now that you can see his chest it knocks the breath out of you. His abs are slightly defined, he has muscles on his upper arms and his V line. His V line could make nearly any girl wet in their panties.

Your attention is quickly drawn back to reality as Rick runs away. You and Morty are left alone to 'blend in'. As we are walking around trying to find were Rick has run off to, we are approached by many of the S&M obscure gooey, monstrous, alien-like creatures.

You lose Morty in the crowd of people. After running into one of them while looking for Morty you start to feel a bit uncomfortable. It is a small gnome with a whip that comes up to you and tries to get you to go along with them.

"Uh no that's ok. I'm just looking for my friend."

You quickly run away not looking where you are going. You accidently bump into the back of something much smaller then yourself. You go to apologize when you realise that it is Morty. He seems to be staring at someone in hot pink lingerie. The said person turns around to reveal Summer.

She walks over to you two flirting and throwing her body at you.

"Hey there stranger. How about you come with me and we can have some fun?"

You try to push Summer away but she seems to be stronger then you in the dream world. You look over to Morty who is covering his eyes in disgust. You seem to be too caught up seeing if Morty is ok that you don't feel Summer unhook your bra. You shriek in surprise as you try to catch it before it falls. You are too late. She snactches it away from you before you even manage to save yourself.

At this moment Rick decides to walk over and see this. He whistles at you staring blatantly at your chest. You can't believe he has seen you like this for a second time this week. Your nipples are stiff from the cool air coming into contact with them. You bring your hands up to cover your little pink nips to save yourself from further embarrassment.

Rick pulls his attention away and focuses on Morty.

"Whoa! What's the matter with you Morty?"

He looks over to where Morty is and sees the problem.

"Urghh Summer. Oh my god put some clothes on. Jeez. I'm gonna-I swear to god I'm gonna puke."

You begin to notice that everyone in the S&M dungeon are surrounding you. All of a sudden a centaur comes out and threatens us.

"Sexual denials are punishable by death! Off with their heads!"

Rick was quick to jump into action. He jumped up onto the centaurs head and chocked him till he passed out.

"Quick turn your dream inceptors on."

You do as his says as you are transported into a dark and horrid rusted chamber. You look behind you and see the centaur cowering in fear.

You all begin to walk forward through the twisted, cavern maze.

"Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!"

You are all sacred shitless as a man with miniature swords and scarred flesh pops out in front of you. Rick and Morty run off leaving you behind.

"Hey wait up guys!"

"I'm scary Terry! You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!"

You follow after Rick and Morty as they are running away. You come across a little girl who is jump roping and singing. You try to incept her but you end up in the same place.

"Are you kidding me? Looks like we've hit dream bedrock here."

"Oh geez Rick. W-w-what are we gonna do?"

You turn around and see scary Terry walking up to you.

"I hate to alarm you guys but it looks like scary Terry can travel through dreams. We are so screwed!"

You run forward past Rick and Morty to try and get out of the underground tunnels. You make it to a pair of doors and swing them open. You are lead to the outside world and realise its night time. Rick comes up behind you and scares you accidently by talking right next to your ear.

"What are we here for again?"

You turn to him and let him know.

"We are here to get Morty an A in math remember"

After trying to evade scary Terry you make a suggestion.

"He keeps saying we can run but we can't hide. I suggest we try hiding."

"You know what Rick I think she's right. It's not like he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? I-I-I think it's a good idea."

They both agree to this and you find yourselves in an abandoned building.

Two hours have passed since you have been hiding. Morty has fallen asleep on a musty old mattress while you and Rick take turns to look outside to see if you are still safe.

"Sooo. I saw your tits again."

You blush out of embarrassment at what he says.

"Rick! You know you could have been a bit more subtle about how you brought that up. Or maybe not have said anything at all!"'

You raise your voice at him.

"SHHHH! Do you want him to find us?"'

You cross your arms and go stand in the opposite corner. The rest of the time is spent in silence as you didn't want Rick saying anything else about you.

Around the six hour mark scary Terry gets tired and gives up looking for you. The three of you go over to his house window and look in on what is happening. Scary Terry and Scary Melissa are having an argument that sets off Scary Brandon.

"Out there. Not in here!"

Scary Terry apologizes and they go upstairs and have a little scary coitus.

You have to wait a little bit before going upstairs to make sure they have fallen asleep. As you get upstairs to their bedroom you can see scary Terry is having a nightmare. Rick places the inceptor in what you can call his ear and we get transported into his dream. It consists of him being at Scary school learning how to scare people

We walk into the classroom as Scary Terry is being asked a question. The missing of his pants does not go unnoticed by everyone.

"Oh, uh, um…Bitch"

The whole class laughs at him as he doesn't know the answer.

"Hey! Why don't you leave him alone!"

You glance over at Morty who is now standing up with Rick by his right side. They have a pair of his pants in their hands so they hand it over to Scary Terry.

"Aww, bitch."

They pull you in for a group hug before we are woken back up from his dream. When he wakes up he looks to us and smiles.

"Hey it's you guys."

We then proceed to head downstairs and have breakfast with the family. We have a great conversation talking about the many different ways he has scared people.

"If you guys ever need anything just say the word and I'll be there."

"Actually now that you mention it there is something we could use your help with." Rick then lets Scary Terry in on the plan for Morty.

Just like that Scary Terry helps us go back through everyone's dreams and we end up back to Goldenfolds.

"This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch!"

All three of us wake up before Mr Goldenfold. You notice that your head is leaning against something warm. You sit up straight and turn around to see it was Rick. Luckily you woke up before him to avoid the awkwardness. We proceed to hide behind Goldenfolds couch trying to stay out of sight. Rick is crouching in between Morty and yourself but he is facing Morty, this means that his ass is sticking out in your direction. Without thinking you slap his butt so he would move it, considering he was ignoring you when you asked him politely. He turns around a grabs your wrist, pushing you up against the back wall. His face is mere inches away from yours and you can feel his warm breath on your neck making it hard to concentrate.

"Don't touch me without my permission."

"Sorry. I didn't mean too."

He glares into your eyes before letting go of you and returning to his prior task.

We hear shuffling from the couch and a bowl come crashing down to the floor.

"Holy Crap! I know one thing for sure. I'm giving Morty Smith an A in math and that was my idea!"

You look over to see Rick and Morty fist bumping each other before heading back to the space cruiser. You opt to sit in the back this time staying silent.

When you return home you notice there are dogs in robot suits. Snuffles looks to be the leader of the pack. You all decide to go and hide and wait for nightfall.

Once the time is right you head to the back yard to where Summer, Beth and Jerry are. You each go over to a family member and undo their shackles. They fill you in on what has happened, you can't believe it. Why would Snuffle do this?

While you are lost in thought you don't notice that Jerry has gone over to the house. The next thing you know you are being trapped in a cage with everyone to close for comfort. Of course you are squished up next to Rick, it seems to be happening a lot today. You try desperately to not touch his crouch that is seriously close to your hand. You have to shift around a little bit to readjust yourself to a less awkward position. You go with leaning your backs together, this is a safe enough position. You groan out into the silence before falling asleep.

You don't know what happens next as you are woken up to the Smith family being released. We go outside to send the dogs off through a portal. How this portal came to be you aren't sure. Rick is definitely a clever man. A bit too clever.

"Well if you guys don't mind me I'm going to head up to my room. Rick, Morty it's been a very weird day. I'll see you tomorrow."

With that said you head upstairs have a shower and collapse into exhaustion, your mind dreaming about a certain crazy, blue haired man.

A/N: Sorry this is out a bit later then usual. I've just been busy with my new job. Hope you all enjoyed this chapter it's a bit longer than the others. Let me know what you thought and leave your opinions. Also don't be afraid to save it to your favorites or follow ;)

Until next time xxx