So...it's been a long time. I have been stuck without internet for just a little over five months now since moving house. That is a really long time. Never do I want to experience it again in ma life :'(

I won't keep you from the story any longer. So without further ado...enjoy :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Rick and Morty.

You are completely surrounded by darkness.

You go to open your eyes but there seems to be something obstructing your vision. You start to panic a little when you realise that your arms and legs are bound to some type of object. You can only presume you are lying in a bed as there is a softness that overwhelms your entire body.

You begin to feel warm tender kisses on your neck, slowly beginning to trail down your slender figure. As they go further and further south, you begin to feel the impact of this strangers notions on your body. The wetness that is beginning to pool down in your nether reigns begins to feel uncomfortable. You try to squeeze your legs together but the restraints only let you go so far.

You jump slightly as you now feel them at your thighs. They begin to be slowly pry them apart, earning a small gasp of shock from your mouth. The sensation of their fingers sliding over your entrance sends shivers all over your body. You can't help but moan as you feel their hot breath close to you.

"Stop this, please. Who are you?" you manage to get out through shaky breaths.

You don't get a response, but instead the persons tongue runs up the outer lips of your privates. You whimper and plea for this stranger to stop what they are doing to you.

You hear them chuckle as they continue their antics. Suddenly a finger is penetrated into your pussy, pumping in and out of you at a fast pace. Soon enough a second then a third finger is entered into you, fulfilling your desire to feel full.

You feel a pressure on your clit as you realise they are now sucking and nipping at your sensitive bud. All you can hear in the room is your moans as they reverberate throughout the space.

"I knew you would be the verbal type."

…Wait a second. You know that voice.

Rick?

Your head is too clouded with desire to think straight. You can feel yourself on the edge of an orgasm.

"Rick! Rick I'm going to…" You plead, earning a pleased sound from Rick.

Knock Knock Knock.

You bolt upright suddenly in a cold sweat. You instantly squeeze your thighs together as you can feel how wet you are.

"Hey! Can you –urp- hear me? It's time to get up lazy ass, its past midday."

As you hear Ricks voice, you let out a little squeak and self-consciously pull the covers up over your body. You know that he can't see you but you can't help but feel embarrassed and guilty about the dream you just had. It felt so real. All of it is just too bizarre. You sigh before addressing the man on the other side of the door.

"Yeah. Okay I hear you. Now go away."

You hear him grumble and mutter something before walking away down the hallway.

You slump back down onto the bed hiding your face as you groan into your hands.

"I can't believe that just happened"

A few days later

It has been three agonizing days since you had that dream about Rick. Avoiding him has been easy enough, since he hasn't been around for a while. Even Morty doesn't know where he has been.

Today just feels like your average normal day, the sun is shining and everyone is gone from the house, except for Rick of course. As you walk down the stairs already dressed, you hear Rick making a commotion from the garage.

You go over to the garage door to check out why he is making such a fuss. When you open the door you come face to face with Rick.

He stops talking to himself and glares at you.

"What are you doing in here Rick?" you ask, eyeing him strangely.

You begin to follow him as he walks out the door.

"Wow. They even made you convincing as well."

You have no idea what he is on about as you listen to him ramble on.

"Ok Rick. Sure. Whatever you say, crazy old fool."

You turn to leave him to his own devices when he grabs your arm and pulls you back towards him. You are inches away from his face, the smell of alcohol on his breath. He is staring down at you, examining your features.

You can't help it when a small blush stains your cheeks.

"What are you looking at?" You ask him as you look away in embarrassment.

"Nothing. Follow me."

He leaves you alone in the garage as he vacates the premises, leaving you staring after him confused at his antics. You stand there for a minute deciding whether to follow him or go back inside and have a relaxing day. You can't help but feel a little intrigued as to what crazy adventure Rick is on now, so you end up following him to the direction of the school.

After following Rick through the streets you finally catch up to him.

"Hey get back here! You can't just wander around here like some creep."

Rick peers into one of the classroom windows as you crouch behind him.

"Interesting…"

"What is?" you say as you look up at him.

"Concentrated dark matter."

"Say what now?"

Rick leaves you behind again as you are left questioning what he is on about.

You scramble up after him when you find yourself scouring the hallways in search of Rick. You really must learn to look which way that man runs off too.

As you are walking through the hallways of the school you can't help but notice how empty it all seems. All the classrooms you have passed up till this point look like they have been completely abandoned, not a single person in sight.

You wrap your arms around your small frame as your body is overcome with a cold shiver. You slowly rub your hands up and down your arms approaching the hallway where Mortys class is. As you round the corner you are greeted by the sight of Rick, who is now gripping on to Mortys arm as Rick and Mr Goldenfold play tug of war with his body.

"If Morty leaves now, I'm giving him an F!"

"He doesn't care. Let's go Morty!"

You see them running down the hallway towards you. You are about to ask what is going on when Rick forcefully grabs your arm and drags you along with them.

Rick leads you both to the boys' locker room, an odd choice if you think about it.

All of a sudden you hear Rick exclaim "Both of you take a shower with me."

You look at him in horror.

"There is absolutely no way I am doing that!" you say as you fold your arms over your chest in protest.

"Listen to me, the both of you. Get your clothes off and get in the shower. Now."

You avert your eyes as Rick begins to strip.

"Y-y-y-you got to trust me, Morty. You too." Rick says as he looks at you while he takes the last article of his clothing off. You try your hardest to not stare at Rick's member, but your eyes look down anyway. He sees you looking and smirks at you, his eyes dancing playfully over you.

You see from the corner of your eye that Morty is following Rick's instructions but not without a few complaints himself.

Rick is now standing under the stream of water naked with an equally naked Morty.

Rick turns to you, giving you a look indicating that he is waiting for you to start stripping. You look over to Morty who is averting his eyes. You let out an audible sigh as you reach for the bottom of your tank top and hoist it over the top of your head and off your body onto the floor.

"Hurry up would you. They are listening and I need everyone naked so they can't overhear."

What Rick says makes absolutely no sense but the way he is glaring daggers at you makes you not question him any further.

"Can you at least both turn around and not look at me?"

You wait for them to do as you ask before taking off your shorts and underwear.

"Ugh! I'm gonna get an F in class, Rick."

"Morty, that's not class. T-t-t-that wasn't your teacher. This isn't your school. This entire world is not the world. We're inside a huge simulation chamber on an alien spaceship!"

"WHAT!?" you hear Morty exclaim the same time you do.

You have now made your way over to the two boys, backing up slowly towards them. You don't really want to show them your naked body so you do your best by just showing them your ass.

Rick spins you around suddenly causing your head to spin. You let out a small shriek as you dart to cover yourself up with your hands.

Rick pulls them away from your body before rambling on again.

"It's fake –urrp- all of it. Nanobotic renderings, a bunch of….crazy, fake nonsense, Morty! I couldn't say anything until we all got in the shower. They won't monitor us in here."

"We're being monitored!?" you exclaim out loud, hunching to the ground so you can cover yourself completely.

"They're Zigerion Scammers. They are the galaxy's most ambitious, least successful con artists. Luckily for us they're also really uncomfortable with nudity."

You look up at Rick like he is insane, the stream of water hitting your face. You move your head away to look over at Morty who is now talking.

"Aww, come on, Rick. At least let me be the insane one with Jessica today."

"I can't let you do that, Morty."

Rick proceeds to grab Mortys and your clothes, as well as his own, before attempting to walk out.

"R-Rick, get back here."

You watch as Rick and Morty start fighting over the clothes. You sigh at their childishness before standing up, the shower wall blocking your figure from view.

Before you know it, Rick has won the battle and is now running out of the building, Morty not too far off his trail.

"Fuck me" you sigh before heading off after them down the street.

You eventually catch up to them, your hand covering your snatch and the other arm covering your breasts. You can't believe what you see next. Rick is sniffing your panties! He glances around, his eyes landing on you. Caught in the act he delivers you his signature smirk, before he proceeds to shove the clothes down into the sewers.

"Rick! What do you think you are doing!?" you march over to Rick shoving him a little.

"Woah princess. Clam down would you." Rick says this as he unashamedly stares at your body.

You go to cover up again before he protests out loud.

"Uhp, uhp, uhp! Keep your hands off the merchandise would you. Same for you Morty, hands off your ding-dong! It's the only way we can all speak freely around here. I mean come on, does any of this scream real to any of you? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice –urrp- all the sloppy details."

You look around to see what Rick is babbling on about. You notice that there is a guy placing a bun between two hot dogs, that's not so weird, some people may like that shit. You look across the street and see an old lady walking a cat. Ok. Not that common but still. The last one leaves you completely puzzled. You see a Poptart walk out of a toaster house and into a toaster car before it drives away.

"I bet you haven't seen that one before Morty?"

"N-no. I haven't. I-I-I mean, why would a Poptart wanna live inside a toaster Rick? I mean, that would be, like, the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?"

"That's completely beside the point Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No, it –urrp- doesn't."

You look between Rick and Morty still unclear as to why this is even happening, the situation of your nakedness thrown into the back of your mind.

"So why are they doing this Rick? What do they want?" You say as the cool breeze from the wind dances around your body making you shiver.

It looks like Rick is about to explain when an ambulance appears up to you with their siren wailing. The back doors burst open and a paramedic begins shouting towards Rick.

"We got the president in here! We need 10cc of concentrated dark matter, stat, or he'll die!"

Concentrated dark matter? That's what Rick was going on about back at the school. Slowly you begin to piece two and two together. They are after this stuff from Rick. You walk towards the ambulance door and slam it shut.

"Don't worry Rick we won't let them get their hands on any concentrated dark matter."

He looks down at you smirking.

"Playing the hero are we princess?"

You huff at Rick glaring at him in the process. He doesn't back down from smirking at you either, tension slowly building between you.

You hear Morty clear his throat. "They were talking about that in class Rick. W-what is it?"

The question doesn't faze Rick out of his staring contest with you. Instead he inches forward while answering Mortys question.

"It's a special fuel I invented to travel through space faster than anybody else. They have always been trying to scam me out of my secrets, but they made a big mistake this time. They dragged you both into this and now they are going to pay."

The seriousness in Rick's voice shocks you and turns you on at the same time. No, now is not the time to be thinking of Rick in that way. You turn away from him trying to focus on anything else. Mortys second question does just that.

"Wait. Wha, w-w-what are we gonna do?"

"We'll scam the scammers, Morty and we are going to take them for everything they've got."

2 hours later

You find yourself backstage with Rick and Morty, clothes finally back on but dishevelled and decked out in thick, gold chains.

"Aww, jeez Rick. I-I don't know if I like this plan, you know?"

"Morty just relax. It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there. You're going to be fine.

You try to listen to the pep talk that Rick has just given to Morty. You try to get your nerves under control, you know those people aren't real.

You are brought out of your daze by Rick coming up to you and placing a purple cap on your head.

"Just follow my lead ok?" He walks away from you and towards the curtain.

"Yo, Dj, drop that beat."

Rick walks onstage, followed by Morty then yourself. The crowd begins to start cheering loudly as they see you all onstage.

"Uh-oh. This crowd looks too small for one of our famous rap concerts."

"You got that right Rick" you look to Morty as he says this, obviously putting his nerves behind him.

Taking a few deep breaths you manage to control your shakes a bit. You wave your hand up above your head copying Rick and Morty.

"I don't think we can perform our song 'The Recipe for Concentrated Dark Matter' for a crowd this tiny." You say gaining confidence quickly, overcoming your stage fear.

"She's got that right" Rick looks over to you and gives you a thumbs up.

Rick proceeds to give out ridiculous commands, making the simulated audience go out of whack. Some are spinning in circles, some jumping up and down all of them glitching in the simulation.

"Yo, everyone whose first name begins with an "L" who isn't Hispanic, walk in a circle the same number of times as the square root of your age times ten!"

All of a sudden the simulation freezes. Rick commands you and Morty to run before the system reboots.

"Oh, man Rick! W-w-w-where are we running to?"

You manage to keep up with Rick and his long legs, Morty only slightly lagging behind. You try to hear Rick explaining where we are going but the sound of your heavy breathing is getting in the way.

All of a sudden you hear Rick tell you both to jump. You look in front of you and see an edge.

"Holy shit" you say through shaky breaths.

Morty and you jump at the same time. Being the clumsy person you are, you don't stick the landing. Instead you stumble forward and land on the front of your stomach. Your lungs are aching, your breath coming in short, shallow gasps. Your face is flushed red and sweat is beading on your forehead. You raise a single finger from where you are on the floor.

"I'll just be a minute."

Morty is looking down at you with concern.

"A-are you okay?"

"Yeah, I will be. Man I need to get out and excercise more." Your breathing slowly comes back to normal as you get up off the floor.

"Come on you two. We need to get to the central processing room!"

Morty grabs your wrist and starts to pull the both of you after Rick. You look down at him gently and smile. He is such a sweet boy.

After walking through the corridors you break the silence.

"So Rick. Why do these aliens keep coming after you, if you're so much smarter than them?"

"It's an obsession for them at this point. The Zigerions have been trying to outsmart me for years. Every time they do, I'm one step ahead of them." Rick looks around the corner, before telling us it's safe to continue.

"Aha! Here we go. Grab as many processors as you can carry. These guys aren't good at much, but they're really good at making these chips."

You enter the room after Rick and Morty. They are already collecting so many chips that they have to keep a hold of them with their shirts.

"Look at, look at this Rick. Oops. I dropped one."

You turn around to look at the boys. You stifle a little giggle as you see them playfully throwing chips at each other. You shake your head a smile to yourself as you go back to the task at hand.

After collecting what Rick thinks is satisfactory we make our way to the escape pod. We only encountered two guards which were easy to get past. A little too easy if you ask me. Morty manages to say exactly what you are thinking.

"Wow Rick. What do you know? Huh. That was easy."

"Tote malotes, dawg."

"Just kind of hard to believe, you know?"

"Believe it Morty. We are flying away with everything we can carry, and the Zigerions got nothing of mine."

We land back home safely, entering the garage to put the chips in Ricks safe.

"I'm gonna be able to use these processors to make some real important science stuff… Huh I thought I entered the code right."

You watch on as Rick tries to enter the code in again but it fails. Suddenly the room around you vanishes and you find yourself back on the spaceship. You and Morty fall on your backsides why Rick graciously lands on his feet.

You hear the door open up behind you. You look over to see three Zigerions entering the room. You aren't too sure how dangerous they are so you hide yourself behind Rick.

The alien that looks like he is in charge begins to say something when a smaller, chubbier one comes up to the trio.

"Sir, the, uh doctor's appointment to examine the discoloration on your butthole flaps was-"

"Too loud, Cynthia. Too loud and too specific."

You giggle at how uncomfortable Rick becomes with the information that was just shared to the room. He turns and looks down at you, his eyebrow raised in question.

"We've known how to make concentrated dark matter for a long time. Now we also have the code to your fabled safe and access to all your most valuable secrets!

At this point Rick is still looking at you. He smirks while giving them attitude.

"Uh, yeah, until I get home before you and change the combination, you bunch of idiots!"

"That's why you are never getting home. After them!"

At the aliens outburst the guards come after us. Rick manages to escape the guard's clutches and pulls Mortys pants down. You cover your eyes to avoid looking at Mortys wiener.

"Run!"

Rick grabs your hand and starts to pull you with him. Morty is following closely behind, pulling up his pants on the way. You begin running through the spacecraft when you reach a corridor. More guards come from the left so you have to right.

You run a bit ahead of Rick when you feel his hands wrap around your waist and pull you back.

"Woah slow down. You do not want to fall down that thing"

He lets go of you and types on a computer pad on the wall. You look at Rick flustered and shaking from your near death experience. Suddenly a walkway appears granting you passage to cross to the middle safely.

The three of you make it to the middle, but there isn't anywhere to go. It's a dead end! The guards are starting to gain on you, you look over to Rick and Morty frightened.

Rick thinks quickly and goes over to the gravity control. He wraps his arm around your waist pulling you tight against him and grabbing Morty by the wrist with his other hand. You begin to ascend upwards the feeling of being weightless feels amazing. You notice Morty begin to struggle a bit in Ricks grasp. You look down and see that he is kicking off one of the guards from his leg.

You can't help but let out a little shriek. Rick looks at you and smirks.

"Its ok princess. He's not there anymore."

You glare at him, your cheeks flushing with embarrassment.

You reach the top safely and Rick makes you grab onto a pillar while letting go of Morty. He manoeuvres himself to the gravity switch and turns it back on. All of us are safe, but the same can't be said for the Zigerion guards.

You get up off the floor and follow Rick and Morty down the spaceship corridor. You enter a giant empty room just like the one you were in when you learned you were in a simulation the second time. You see a person sitting on the floor.

"Dad!"

"Jerry? Why are you dressed like a waiter? You know what. No time for that we have to go."

You leave the room through the door on the other side of the room. You find yourself having to run through the halls again, this time following the signs to the escape pods. Rick takes a shortcut through a door on the right and you all make it through the door in one piece.

Rick tries to break the control panel by the door so they can't get past doesn't work. The Zigerions manage to pry it open and begin firing. Rick pushes you out of the way just in time to dodge one of their lasers.

You begin sprinting through an experimentation room and several different simulated scenarios before arriving in a warehouse full of smaller ships. Rick races ahead and knocks over the alien guard that is standing watch, making it safe for us to board.

Jerry, Morty and yourself a breathing hard, trying to catch your breaths. Rick sits behind the wheel and starts up the ship. He gives out orders telling Jerry to man up so he can work the lasers.

"Anything you need me to do Rick?" you ask him with seriousness.

"You can come up here by the wheel with me while Morty checks the engine room."

"Yeah okay. I can do that."

You take over from Morty who nods at you on the way past.

"They are hot on our trail Rick!" you look at the sonar device for their location.

"Morty I need you to check for cesium, Plutonic quarks and bottled water."

Morty comes back a few minutes later with his hands full.

"Whoa! It's all here, Rick!"

"Wow, Morty. Lucky break. Grab that bucket. Okay, two parts Plutonic quarks, one part cesium. Now empty the water bottle into the bucket and pour it all into the fuel tank… What are you doing, Morty!? There's no time!"

You look back at Morty and he suddenly freezes. Your surrounding begins to flicker and Morty disappears.

"What the fuck is happening!?" You ask Rick as he comes over to help you off the ground.

Rick keeps you safe in his arms as the Zigerions come in laughing.

"My god Rick. How dumb are you? You're inside a simulation of a simulation….inside another giant simulation! We never had to recipe for concentrated dark matter. But we do now sucka!"

The nerve of this guy. His twisted nature causes you to lash out.

"Fuck you! Who do you think you are, fucking screwing with our minds like that!" you push out of Ricks grasp and move your way over to the pink freaks.

"Woah Rick. Control your bitch."

"Oh that is it." You go to swing your fist at the leader when Rick grabs you around the waist and pulls you back.

"Woah easy there tiger."

Rick pushes you behind him.

"You simulated my grandson's genitalia!? Y-y-you bunch of diabolical sons of bitches!"

You are too engrossed with anger that you aren't paying attention to anybody anymore. These, shitty aliens have been screwing over Rick all day and you got dragged along with it. Not that you mind all the attention that Rick is showing you.

You are pulled out of your daze by Rick dragging you along by the hand, Jerry slightly ahead of the both of you. You reach a shuttle and climb aboard. You sit in the first chair you see and lay back lazily, today has really worn you out physically and mentally. You tune in to the conversation that Jerry and Rick seem to be having.

"Hey Jerry, don't worry about it. So what if the most meaningful day of your life was a simulatuion."

"You know what Rick? Those guys took you for a ride, too."

You can't help but pitch in your thoughts about those ugly bastards.

"Yeah, well let's just hope we never have to deal with those fucking, thieving worms again."

As you are saying this you hear what sounds like an explosion as the shuttle rocks from impact. You rush over to the window and see the Zigerions spaceship has been obliterated.

"What the actual fuck?" You look over your shoulder at Rick who has a drink in hand.

"Yup." Was all Rick says as he takes a swig of his drink and takes you back to the Smith's house.

Later that evening you are in your bedroom getting ready to unwind and go to sleep. You are drying off your hair as you've just had your shower. You bend over to plug your phone in to charge when you hear the bedroom door fly open.

"I've come to-urrp- check on yo- wow that ass."

You let out a small shriek as you turn around and try your hardest to cover up. The thin white singlet and your cream coloured panties aren't covering much, it doesn't help that the cold draft coming in from the hallway is causing your nipples to go stiff.

You and Rick both look down at your breasts at the same time, you try your hardest to cover them with your hands. You look back to Rick and notice his eyes are kind of glazed over, his breathing is getting heavier and he is staring all over your body. He pushes the door shut with his foot and makes his way over to you.

He grasps your wrists and lightly forces them away from your breasts while he slowly moves you closer towards the bed. He gently pushes you backwards onto the mattress and straddles your hips. You can feel his dick pushed up against your inner thigh. You blush with embarrassment as he starts to examine your body with his eyes then with his hands.

He grips your waist softly, resting his hands on your pelvic bones. He looks down at your stomach, your singlet has risen up past you belly button. He uses his thumb and traces your scar that goes from your belly button down to the side of your hip. You are mesmerized by the look of concentration he has on his face.

"You know I can get rid of this for you." Rick says as he face gets closer to yours.

The smell of alcohol is strong coming off his breath but you don't mind. You've noticed that Rick only shows his feelings or any type of emotion for that matter, when he is inebriated.

"It's ok. I like my scars. They are a part of me, a part of who I am. Even if I can't remember how they got there in the first place." Your voice comes out as a whisper.

Rick is now smirking and staring into your eyes, like he is trying to read something in them.

"Good answer princess."

All of a sudden his lips are pressed against yours and you aren't even mad about it.

A/N: So there you go. Progress into your relationship with Rick. Let me know your thoughts and feelings about it...I mean only if you want toooooooo

Until next time xxx