Welcome back to Ignitus' Wisdom! Today, one of the fighters who inspired this series enters the ring. That's right. It's time, Pit has landed. And as I stated at the beginning of the series, when we arrive at either fighter who inspired this series, we'll get a counterpoint for their respective variant. So today, Palutena is also going to be guiding Pit on fighting Spyro and Cynder. So let's not waste a second! Here we go!
Spyro: Pit's here? No wonder my allergies are going crazy!
Ignitus: Allergies?
Spyro: I'm allergic to feathers. So let's wrap this up quickly before I start sneezing.
Ignitus: Straight to the point then.
Palutena: Where's the fun in that, Ignitus?
Spyro: How the heck are you in my head right now?!
Palutena: I can't reveal all my secrets, now can I?
Spyro: Okay then, why are you in my head right now?
Palutena: Just trying to keep these from getting boring.
Pit: Wait, is it really him? Is Spyro really joining the battle again?
Ignitus: How is Pit doing this now?!
Viridi: Spyro. I would like to personally ask you to join the Forces of Nature in our mission to save the ecosystems of this world from those meddling humans.
Pit: Viridi, I don't think Spyro's interested in your group.
Palutena: If it's even really him, since there's like seven of them at this rate.
Viridi: That's what they all say.
Ignitus: This is getting...
Pit: Spyro! It's good to see you again! Wait, where's Sparx? Wasn't he with you last time?
Spyro: What...?
Palutena: He probably left Sparx at home. He really doesn't serve as a health indicator anymore.
Spyro: That's it! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Bonus: Palutena's Guidance: Spyro
Pit: No way! It's Spyro!
Palutena: The Purple Dragon of Legend has found his way here at last.
Viridi: I guess he finally got my message.
Pit: Message?
Viridi: Given dragons draw their power from nature itself, I figured he'd be an ideal candidate for the Forces of Nature.
Pit: Spyro's too much of a hero to join your genocide campaign!
Viridi: Once he sees what these humans have done to the planet, I have a feeling he'll disagree with you.
Spyro: Yeah, I stand with Pit on this one.
Pit: Told you.
Viridi: What?! I thought for sure you were here to join! Why do you stand against us?!
Spyro: Firstly, I am not going to nor will I ever be anyone's weapon of mass destruction, which I know was the only reason you really tried to recruit me. Secondly, I stand against you and your band of ecoterrorists, not the two characters genuinely trying to help the world. And thirdly, humans are starting to try and fix the problems they're ancestors caused.
Viridi: Oh yeah? Name one human who is honestly trying to get the rest of their destructive species to save the environment.
Spyro: Greta. Thunberg.
Viridi: Who?
Spyro: Exactly. And now that Viridi's recruitment attempt has failed, let's see what Pit here is capable of.
Pit: Don't hold back, Spyro. I can take it!
Spyro: If I don't, you'll be dead.