Now Cynder takes on Pit. Let's do this!
Cynder: Well, look who it is, the soldier of the blinding light.
Ignitus: Sounds like you're battling Pit then.
Cynder: I don't understand how anyone can take this army of light seriously. I mean, I know Pit is no kid, but he acts like one. And then there's Palutena, a complete joker of a Goddess, but at least one that can handle herself in a fight, after 25 years.
Palutena: Now I'm honestly confused, should I be flattered or offended?
Cynder: What the...?!
Palutena: I'm only joking with you, Cyndy. Good to see you again.
Cynder: For the last time, just call me Cynder.
Palutena: What? Am I not allowed to give you a pet name?
Cynder: There's only one person with that privilege.
Palutena: Fair enough. How is Spyro by the way?
Cynder: Didn't you interact with him earlier?
Palutena: What makes you say that?
Cynder: Why else would he be screaming "get out of my head" at the top of his lungs?
Palutena: To be fair, Pit and Viridi got in as well.
Cynder: Should I be worried they'll show up too?
Palutena: Viridi's probably still throwing a tantrum after Spyro called her an eco-terrorist and Pit, he's honestly kind of afraid of you.
Cynder: I don't blame him...
Ignitus: Way to go and break her heart, Palutena.
Pit: If it means anything, I don't just fear you.
Cynder: What?
Pit: I mean sure, your days as Terror of the Skies are terrifying beyond all reason. But for everything after that, that's just mad props for redemption.
Palutena: Aw, that was really sweet, Pit.
Cynder: As much as I agree, that doesn't mean I'm going easy on him.
Bonus: Palutena's Guidance: Cynder.
Pit: Wait, is that Cynder?!
Palutena: The Terror of the Skies herself.
Viridi: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MALEFOR FOR HER CREATION!
Pit: Wow, I had no idea you were a fan of hers, Viridi.
Viridi: I'm not! Does she have any idea how much her exposure to the darkness is breaking her world's ecosystem!? There should only be one dragon able to wield more than one element, yet Malefor just goes and creates a super-powered abomination!
Pit: Oh, grow a heart Viridi!
Viridi: I swear if she were here and facing me, I'd rip her to pieces for merely existing!
Cynder: Start ripping then, hippie!
Viridi: (Shrieks in terror)
Pit: (Amidst bursts of laughter) Good one Cynder! That had to be... the best prank... I've ever seen! (Continues laughing off screen)
Cynder: Just giving the eco-terrorist a taste of her own fear-derived medicine.
Palutena: I admit, that was hilarious.
And that wraps up Pit. Now I do know there really wasn't much wisdom shared here, but truth be told, the mirror match Palutena's Guidance had to be one of the funniest, so I decided to double down in the humor on this one, so there's really not much else to this one. A bit of levity never hurt anyone. By the way, there is a pair of references in Palutena's Guidance on Cynder. One to Palutena's Guidance on another fighter, and the other to something completely separate. Bonus points to anyone who can figure them both out. So, next time, things take on a strange mirror image, as Dark Pit enters the battle. So how's that going to go? Tune in next time to find out! Same time... same channel!