Now Cynder faces Dark Pit. Let's see how this goes!
Cynder: Well well, if it isn't "Pittoo".
Ignitus: Huh, you'd expect him to react to that.
Dark Pit: You're lucky I'm in love, else I'd have flayed you for that.
Cynder: Really? Someone as snarky as you found love?
Dark Pit: And I'm looking right at them.
Cynder: Oh please, I am not in your league.
Dark Pit: Why not?!
Cynder: Having dark abilities doesn't automatically make you someone I'm interested in.
Dark Pit: Still. It's better than Pit fearing you.
Cynder: Of course the mirror image doesn't hide unrequited emotions.
Dark Pit: Trust me, I'm better than any of those losers you've dated rolled into one.
Cynder: One problem with your ideas, I'm married.
Dark Pit: Why let that stop you?
Cynder: I've finally found the area where you're not Pit's opposite. Neither of you can read, emotions or otherwise.
Dark Pit: Well then, looks like there's about to be a domestic disturbance call!
Cynder: Bring it, creep!
Ignitus: You lay one finger on my daughter and I'll rip your wings off!
And on that fairly heated note, I'm going to call today's update finished. Next time, we return to Metroid at last for a rematch with Samus. Specifically, Zero Suit Samus. So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!