Now Cynder takes on Zero Suit Samus. Let's do this!
Cynder: Looks like Samus came back for Round Two. In a bodysuit of some kind...?
Ignitus: You're dealing with Zero Suit Samus, it looks like.
Cynder: Oh, now I recognize her! Glad to see Samus was willing to ditch the Power Suit for once.
Ignitus: Though the bodysuit and Jet Boot Heels was a bizarre choice.
Cynder: Not my taste, I will admit, but the sheer level of adaptability is likely what she was going for. The Zero Suit ups her agility and speed compared to the bulk of the Power Armor. Plus I can kind of see the idea of this basically being Samus rubbing salt into the wound some of these hyper-masculine fighters getting their tails kicked by a woman. Love it!
Ignitus: I have to agree with you on that one. It's really a testament to her strength as an individual.
Cynder: You got that right!
Ignitus: Anyways, you pretty much summed up the advice I was going to give you. But as well, beware her Plasma Whip weapon, or any part of the Paralyzer weapon.
Cynder: Duly noted. Time for another sparring match with the greatest female character in gaming!
And that wraps up Zero Suit Samus. Seeing as a user called "mrastounding" was looking forward to this one, hope I did her right for you, bud! Anyways, I can already smell the next opponent, and they reek of garlic. That's right, we're dealing with Wario. So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!