Cynder: (Coughing up a lung) What the hell is that smell!? A lake-full of rotting shrimp?!
Ignitus: Close, its Wario.
Cynder: Of course, the morbidly obese man with an obsession with gold and garlic.
Ignitus: Yeah, that pretty much sums him up. Not much of a character otherwise. Just a greedy person with enough of a flatulence problem to act like a sentient rocket. Likely enough methane to be toxic in an enclosed space
Cynder: No wonder the smell is driving me nuts. Better wrap this fight up quick. Any tips?
Ignitus: Your Wind element should enable you to keep flatulence away from you and keep fresh air in your lungs resultantly. As well, that ability may just knock him over with a really strong gust.
Cynder: Got it. Let's do this! Though I'm still probably going to burn these bracelets in case the smell sticks
And that wraps up Wario. Thankfully on a happier note than an earlier version ended on. Don't ask. Please. Anyways, next time, the other inspiration for this series enters the arena, the first character revealed for Ultimate, Solid Snake! Trust me, I'm looking forward to that! So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!