Cynder: Oh great, the 10 year old animal fighter.
Ignitus: I take it you're not a fan of the Pokemon Trainer.
Cynder: You think I liked essentially being Malefor's Pokemon?
Ignitus: Very Team Plasma of you.
Cynder: I don't like them either, save the subtle PETA jab that they undoubtedly are. Doesn't mean they don't have some kind of point. This is still animal cruelty in some degree.
Ignitus: The Pokemon with Trainers seem fine to me.
Cynder: What about all the ones you don't intend to catch? The level fodder? The Pokemon stuck at the back of the PC? How about them?
Ignitus: Good point.
Cynder: Game Freak, if you're listening, I highly suggest a catch and release mechanic in future games.
Ignitus: That does sound like a good idea.
Cynder: Anyways, what am I dealing with here?
Ignitus: A team of Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard. And keep your eye on the Trainer themselves. They act like a general, so observing them should reveal their strategy.
Cynder: Awesome. Time to take this kid down!
And that wraps up the Pokemon Trainer! Now before anyone accuses me of defending PETA, I'm really not. I'm making fun of them and referencing the Palutena's Guidance more than anything. Though a catch and release mechanic would be pretty interesting now that I think of it. Anyways, next time, we start the actual Pokemon with Squirtle! So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!
