Now Cynder takes on R.O.B. Let's do this!
Cynder: What the heck am I looking at here?
Ignitus: My files have him listed as "Robotic Operating Buddy", or R.O.B. for short.
Cynder: Must be from a really obscure series, because I've never heard of him.
Ignitus: Well, he's not really from a game. He's a peripheral for the NES or Famicom. Really made as a marketing ploy to keep Nintendo afloat after the video game crash of the 80's.
Cynder: Huh. That's... pretty meta.
Ignitus: I'd still say it's good that he's getting some respect nowadays.
Cynder: Fair enough. So how do we beat this tin can?
Ignitus: Keep an eye on the light on it's head. It's a charge indicator for the built in laser.
Cynder: Got it. Time to see what this robot can do!
And that wraps up R.O.B.! Next time, prepare to see Spyro and Cynder freak out over timelines again, because Toon Link is entering the game! That's going to be fun, I can tell. And yes, it will be the last Zelda timeline anything, rant or otherwise, given he's the last Zelda character to be added to Smash. So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!