Welcome back to Ignitus' Wisdom! Today, hope you don't mind a bit of exercise, because we're dealing with the Wii Fit Trainer. The only fighter in the game who has unique interactions for each gender variant. Anyways, Spyro's in the ring. Let's do this!
Spyro: Okay, who's the mannequin?
Ignitus: Looks like you're fighting the Wii Fit Trainer.
Sparx: Hope you're in shape, Spyro!
Spyro: Sparx? What are you doing here?
Sparx: Just felt like showing up. What? Does a brother need a reason to visit his brother at a fighting tournament?
Spyro: You just came to make a fat joke, didn't you?
Sparx: You know I meant all of that sarcastically, right?
Spyro: Of course I do. That sort of sarcasm was your thing. Besides you were always on the frontlines when others were legitimately bullying me.
Sparx: That's what brothers do, Spyro.
Ignitus: Definitely the most bizarre pair of brothers, but one of the strongest.
Spyro: Anyways, getting back on track. How do we take out Richard Simmons here?
Ignitus: Be wary of Sun Salutation, that yoga move launches a dangerous fireball straight at your face. And it only gets stronger with Deep Breathing.
Spyro: Got it. Time to work up a sweat!
