Welcome back to Ignitus' Wisdom! Today, we're taking on gaming's most famous pugilist, and the only one manly enough to train in a pink hoodie back in the hyper-macho 80's. That's right, it's Little Mac! So let's not waste a second, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Spyro: Well, looks like the biggest boxer in gaming has arrived!
Ignitus: Sounds like you're looking forward to battling Little Mac
Spyro: Can you blame me though? An honest to goodness boxer, coming from nothing to battle the greatest fighters in the world and dethrone them one by one, all while still maintaining the skill and integrity of a true sportsman? That is something you've just got to respect. Besides, anyone who can take on and earn the respect of Mike Tyson, and still be willing to fight in these sorts of tournaments is alright in my book.
Ignitus: I can see where you're coming from.
Spyro: Though one thing that never made sense, there is no way Little Mac is in the same weight class as all of his opponents, save maybe Glass Joe. How the hell does he bulk up enough and look absolutely no different?
Ignitus: I never really understood weight classes to be honest.
Spyro: Apparently they're strictly observed in world title fights, like the WVBA would probably be.
Ignitus: Nontraditional organization?
Spyro: Yeah, probably. Anyways, boxing debates aside, how do we knock this kid out of the ring?
Ignitus: Little Mac is ferocious on the ground, but if you can keep him in the air, he's defenseless. Plus, he has a special meter that charges up with each hit. Once it's full, the punch he can deliver will knock you off the stage every time.
Spyro: Got it. Time to see what the Bruiser from the Bronx can do.
Bonus: Boxing Ring Nickname and Win Record
(On Little Mac's stage, all of the Fighters have nicknames that can appear on the big screen, akin to the original Punch-Out.)
Spyro: The Legend Incarnate.
Win Record: 45-3