Welcome back to Ignitus' Wisdom! Today, things are about to get funny, as Palutena enters the arena. So don't expect many combat tips today, just the Goddess of Light getting the crowd laughing. So let's not waste a second!
Spyro: Not her again!
Ignitus: Wait a second, since when was Palutena a fighter?! She's not in my data!
Palutena: I have to keep some secrets, Ignitus old friend.
Ignitus: This goes against every agreement we had, Palutena! You don't see me in there, or Colonel Campbell!
Palutena: Well, the Colonel is dead, and I entered as sort of a wild card player.
Ignitus: Oh.
Spyro: Wait, that's a thing?
Palutena: Kind of, I was more trying to scare Pit with the prospect of facing the real me.
Spyro: Why does that not surprise me in the slightest?
Palutena: You know you really need to loosen up, Spyro.
Spyro: Last I checked, you thrown into a war as the savior of the world at the age of 12.
Palutena: Good point. Then consider this battle more stress relief than a massacre.
Spyro: Don't sound so sure of your victory, Palutena. I may not know your tricks, but you don't know all of mine either.
Palutena: Well then, let's see if the Purple Dragon can beat the Goddess of Light.
Spyro: Bring it on.
Ignitus: Now I really wish I brought some popcorn.