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Author-sans Diary: So still stuck it seems, thankfully Link brought me this pen and paper. How did my life take this turn? How did it end so wrong? I can only hope my husband finds me before I do something I will so not regret. Is divorce in my future? I hope not I like having my cake and eating it too!
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A Girl's Fantasy Made Dark Reality
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warning titles are not actual words
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OF COURSE, why would my luck ever let me have a break? And why do I ever so disappointingly expect it to be any different? I wanted to cry but thankfully no tears would come, besides I had a very attentive demon to entertain right? Well until I run out of stories. Oh man this was gunna be a long-little break from my writing. And what about my fans, yep I'm dead, I must have fallen on my face and my broken nose, then it must have jabbed into my brain and killed me. It's the only explanation, something warm wrapped around my shivering shoulders alerting me to the fact that Ghirahim had broken his promise and moved. It also told me it's cold down here in the dungeon, guess that's why Link brought blankets.
"He is really nice," I murmured.
"Yes, he can be," Ghirahim replied, returning to his side of the cell.
"Thanks," I whispered. "I appreciate.."
"The least I can do for this slight misunderstanding," Ghirahim replied, I looked him over. He wasn't looking at me anymore, in fact he looked a little disappointed.
"Well where did I leave off?" I asked.
"Actually," he spoke suddenly a grin returning to his face. "Let's start from the beginning, tell me of the enemies he faced in these dungeons and temples. It's looking to be a long, little while til he returns." I smiled a bit, seemed he wanted me to keep up my spirits. Not that I was complaining, I wanted to share everything I loved about the games. So I started from the beginning, this time I gave him every bit of information I could remember. I don't know how long I talked and I certainly didn't remember every detail but he was enthralled regardless. While explaining the part where Link finds the Ocarina of Time, I suddenly yawned. Ghirahim took that moment to move once more, I watched him. I was now comfortably comfortable in his presence, he must have noticed because no sooner had he made the makeshift bed, than he guided me into it. I didn't resist and instead allowed him to even cover me, I could feel myself drifting long before I felt the strong arms pull me close. I placed my hand near my face and then darkness.
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Porcelain, that was my first thought as I ran my hand along the smooth surface. I grinned when I recognized the ridges and dips, surely I was at home and my husband was for once cuddling and not humping me. I guess he did have at least one romantic bone in his body. The voice rumbled against my ear in an unfamiliar language, wait I recognized this voice. I picked my head up and squinted at the sleeping form of the demon lord Ghirahim. Oh crap, I panicked briefly but realized he was still asleep.
"Oh screw it," I said aloud and cringed when I realized how loud I sounded. Thankfully Ghirahim didn't even rouse, so I bit my lip and cuddled back up to him. I didn't fall asleep but I did enjoy every drowsy moment, sorry babe this was my dream since I first found out about him. Of course I knew he would never forgive me, my guilty pleasure. I smiled as I ran my hand over the dips and valleys that made up Ghirahim's well sculpted abs. I marveled at how ridged and yet how soft he actually felt, I couldn't believe that a person could feel this rock hard. Of course I had to remind myself he was a demon and well demons have a different standard and Ghirahim was a sword, after all.
"Enjoying yourself?" the whispered words made me freeze.
"Y-you're awake?" I squeaked. Ghirahim chuckled, he ran his hands up my arms and I relaxed.
"I am now," he replied. Oh good maybe he missed me fondling his chest and abs. I tensed a bit as I felt his hands wander a bit closer to my body, and then we were turning and I felt my back press into the blanket of the makeshift bed. "It has been a long time since I had had any.. company." And then he was kissing me and oh my gawd his tongue really was prehensile. I felt it explore nooks and crannies I didn't even know about, striking lightening like shocks through my whole body. Hot damn, I never felt so hot in my life and then he was pushing between my legs. A silly thought of suddenly waking up crossed my mind before the grinding pressure between my hips banished the thought. I ran my hands over his back which suddenly became very naked, though I hadn't realized he could do the same with mine until his hot member pressed against my now unclothed sex.
I felt him thrust against me in a slow steady rhythm, ramping up my need from about a thirty to one-hundred. Oh shit I needed, OH I needed to feel his sword deep inside my snatch. Wow when did my thoughts get so nasty? Another thrust and I was off to space shooting for the stars. I was now whimpering for release into the kiss, that was stealing away the life breath I so greatly needed. Fortunately he didn't make me wait long, he thrust against me and then in nearly an instant later he was in. I briefly wondered just how wet I was when he thrust again this time angling up hitting that ever so sweet spot.
I threw my head back and nearly screamed with the pleasure. I could hear Ghirahim's breath in my ear and feel his pulsing need, throbbing deep inside of me and for a moment I thought I would black out. It felt almost too good and then I it came the best orgasm I had had in a very long time. I felt Ghirahim tense and then I briefly registered I was being filled before my brain snapped back to reality. Oh crap, yep my husband is gunna kill me and then I smiled.
"Worth it," I whispered without thinking. I felt the rumble before I heard the chuckle, I suppose Ghirahim found my comment amusing. Ghirahim pulled free and lay beside me, I turned on my side to face him as he pulled the covers over us. And then an overwhelming need to cuddle took me and pressed my face into his chest. Ghirahim didn't complain, didn't say a word just wrapped his arms around me and held me to him. Oh but he was so warm, physically fit and well if he wanted me dead, I would be. No question about that, so why not just enjoy the company while I was prisoner, made sense to me.
"So, was your coming here accident or by design?" Ghirahim's words were barely over a whisper but I still heard them, felt them even.
"Well if it was by design I want to meet the person who designed it," I replied just as quietly.
"To kill them or to thank them?" Ghirahim asked quietly. I thought for a moment before I finally responded. After all, this kind of thing deserved a bit of thought.
"A little of both I suppose, maybe not in the same ord.." I was interrupted by an infuriatingly hot, passionate kiss. Oh gawd could he kiss, of course I would kiss him all the day long if it entertained him so. And then it was over, I nearly whimpered but managed to restrain such childishness if only barely.
"Tell me if you were to never return home, who would miss you?" Ghirahim hit the nail right on the head. I felt a twinge of pain in my chest as I thought of everyone I cared about.
"Well, my sister, my brother and definitely dad well both of them and mama, Libby, all of my fans. My husband too," I pause to see his reaction. He only grinned at that, so I continued, "My brother-in-law and my two best friends, well I guess Libby is the third best friend but that is yet to be determined."
"Three best friends.." Ghirahim tsked, a teasing glint in his eye. "You are quite strange are you not?"
"Maybe but not anymore strange than my friends are," I shot back with a grin.
"Hmm, I can imagine," Ghirahim took on a bit more of a serious expression. "Your husband is why you were so flighty earlier?" I blushed, he only grinned and continued. "But as you so aptly put, worth it?" I felt the heat flood my face and I wanted to hide a bit. "Don't worry I won't tell him."
"Honestly at this point, him hearing about it is the least of my worries," I replied chuckling a bit.
"Oh?" Ghirahim asked.
"I don't even know if I will ever make it home at this point," I replied. "I never imagined I would be trapped in a dungeon with one of my favorite characters. Let alone.." I pressed my hand to his chest, his hand wrapped around mine. Booted feet were approaching form somewhere above.
"Tch, timing," Ghirahim groused and then I could feel clothing pressing against my skin. I looked down to see the diamonds receding. Huh so I hadn't imagined it, he really had used his powers and how long had he had use of them? I decided to put on my best poker face and sat up. Ghirahim had already retreated to his side of the cell, I busied myself running my fingers through my long hair. I wondered if I had twelve inches of it yet, I had wanted to donate it at one point but well that was kind of pointless now. I nearly jumped out of skin when I heard an unexpected voice speaking in hylian. Ghirahim responded to her with his usual flair, I looked over to see her staring at me hard. I wanted to wilt but decided against showing any sign of fear.
"What exactly is she saying?" I asked.
"She want's to know if I can use a spell to help her understand you," Ghirahim replied. "But I told her it would be easier if I made it so you could understand her and be understood." Zelda said something that sounded like an order. Ghirahim sighed and moved toward me, I held my ground despite.
"At least tell me it's not gunna hurt," I said. "Lie to me if you have too.." Ghirahim laughed at that.
"Fear not, it's relatively painless," Ghirahim replied.
"The last time a doctor told me..Ow!" I said, it had felt like a zap or a shock. Dang it it smarted, why did I have to be so dang sensitive.
"See relatively painless," Ghirahim replied. I could feel tears stinging my eyes.
"Then why I do I wanna cry?" I asked, trying to keep the emotion out of my voice as I rubbed the spot he had touched.
"You poor, sensitive thing," Ghirahim replied looking rather unsympathetic. "You must be an empath."
"What does my empathy have anything to do with feeling pain?" I asked.
"A better question is why are you an empath?" The female voice asked. I turned to look at Zelda in shock. "Surely you are a spy correct?"
"Listen Princess Zelda, I'm not a spy," I said. Link nearly spat out his drink, I looked around her at him to see the barely contained mirth.
"What? Princess?" she asked. "I'm not.." She turned to look at Link and frowned. "This isn't funny she thinks I'm a princess."
"Well in all the other games you are a princess, and in your previous life you were a princess," I replied. "I didn't realize they changed the M-O my bad. To me you have always been the princess that Link has to rescue."
"I don't always need rescuing," she replied. "I had to rescue Link.."
"Once and only once from that first cutscene of skyward Sword and only because Groose and his two goons locked up his Red Loftwing. By the way what's the Loftwing's name they never said in the game.."
"Her name is Epona," Link replied.
"No way!" I said, smiling. "In every game Link has an animal companion named Epona." I explained noting the confusion on their faces. "Only they weren't Loftwings until Skyward Sword. She was a horse, wow so cool." Link was now close to the bars and smiling as well.
"I told you, she's not evil," Link replied.
"And don't even ask me how I got here," I said, then I went on. "I was sitting at home, writing a story and I turn around and there is a black hole in my floor. I saw it and as I went to run away I fell into darkness and when I woke up I was where Link found me. By the way was I where I think was? Faron woods I think it was called?" Link grinned and nodded. "Wow, Oh no, that little Kikwi. I am so sorry that I scared him or her."
"Don't worry, they scare easily," Link replied.
"Well I know that but they shouldn't be scared of me," I replied. "I mean I can't even hurt a little fly.."
"The curse of the Empath, m'dear," Ghirahim replied. "Inflicting pain, knowing about pain or having pain inflicted upon feels even worse. One needs not touch you, to hurt you severely."
"Tell me about it," I said, I didn't really want to elaborate. Thankfully they didn't ask, which relieved me, at least they aren't sadists. And then I looked over at Ghirahim as his words finally dawned on me. Wait, after all we had been through he was hinting at hurting me? Or how to hurt me, but why? Ghirahim only offered a smile. "Curse of the empath you said?"
"Oh yes, it is a curse," Ghirahim replied. His expression changed and his eyes gazed off and through the dark walls of the cell as though seeing another life. Is he an empath? I couldn't help but wonder, I had seen that haunted gaze before. Except that haunted gaze had been in my own mirror, my own reflection.
"What were you telling Ghirahim earlier anyway?" Zelda asked.
"I was just talking about some games I played," I replied. "They seem to be about your world, I mean it was amazing, if I am being honest. Did you know that some time in the far future the events of Link's adventure actually affect y'alls timeline?"
"No I had.." Zelda began.
"I know the question was redundant," I said. "It's a leading question after all, but anyway I digress. So Link ends up having to stop a threat in that, for lack of a better term, game named Ganondorf." Link chuckled at that, I looked over and shook my head grinning as well.
"That is his actual name in the future?" Zelda asked. "What happened to Demise? I thought he would.."
"Well that's just it, Demise cursed you guys right?" I asked.
"Yes, with his dying breath," Link replied.
"Well think about it if Link is facing Ganondorf he's really facing.." I led them hoping they would reach their own conclusion..
"The reincarnation of Demise," Link surmised.
"Precisely," I replied, standing up. I don't know why but every time I talk about games I love, I get excited like a small child on Christmas day. If I had a tail, it would be wagging. "Sorry I know it's not a good thing, in fact it's a terrible thing but Link always wins in the end, except in that one. Sorry, the timeline breaks into three because or the possibilities of that one point in time."
"It did what?" Zelda asked seeming distraught. "What exactly were the possible endings?"
"Well one of them is Link obviously winning as an adult," I explained. "The second is he puts a stop to Ganondorf's plan as a child and the third.. well the third he dies and your world suffers an apocalyptic period where the monsters run free. But even in those three timelines things are set to right once more by Link." Link sighed.
"But these are just games in your world?" he asked.
"Yeah, of course," I replied. "So they might not come true here, but I mean it will be at least a thousand years or so before you have you have to worry about that anyway.
"So these events don't just happen all in one lifetime?" he asked.
"Well considering how much the land of hyrule changes from game to game I'd have to say no. Link is different in each game, well I mean you are different in each lifetime. Most the time you're orphaned though."
"So that doesn't change," Link replied cryptically. I flinched as I felt an arm brush against mine, I looked over to see Ghirahim.
"I don't think I've ever heard you talk this much," Ghirahim cooed. I felt heat rise to my cheeks and when I peered at Link it seemed he wasn't unaffected either.
"Wait, wait, hold the phone," I said. "Do you tease him often?"
"Always, I just love his reaction," Ghirahim replied. I looked back to see Link glaring at Ghirahim. Lightbulb, holy cow I just figured out what I'm gunna do with The Dark Master Sword.. say whaaaaaaat!?
"Anything come of it?" I asked.
"Of what?" Ghirahim asked innocently.
"Teasing him?" I asked curiously. I jumped back as I realized Link was now glaring at me, oh crap, I think he knows what I'm getting at. "Just curious, I dunno if you ever roughed him up or.. you know." I looked over to see Ghirahim giving me a teasing glare, oh great and I'm trapped in a cell with him. I am in sooo much trouble later. "Look I dunno, all I know is anything can happen in the span of five seconds of thoughtless testosterone-fueled madness okay." Link covered his grin and Ghirahim full out laughed at me, phew crisis averted?
"Just because I want to get my hand on Link doesn't mean that I have," Ghirahim replied cryptically.
"I wouldn't put it past you to try and hurt him," Zelda replied.
"Uh last I checked Link was the victor in every past altercation," I quipped. Ghirahim sighed and Link grinned at me. 'What? I just wanna make sure the facts are straight okay." Oh crap, Ghirahim gave me a 'you're-gunna-pay-for-that-later' look.
"Well I suppose you are right," Zelda replied. "Come on Link, let's go."
"Be right there," Link replied. He waited watching her retreat up the stairs before approaching the cell. "Once, it only happened once." And then he turned and walked up the stairs, leaving me confused and maybe a little turned on.
"What does he mean by that?" Asked turning toward Ghirahim, I didn't have time to press more as he descended on me. Oh crap guess this is payback, oh but hot damn he can kiss.
"Now where were we?" Ghirahim asked. And too suddenly I was naked again and squirming under his attentions. And hot damn, those blasted kisses kept me weak and vulnerable to his every touch. I felt like I was on fire with how hot I was getting and then he slipped inside and it was stars and stripes all over again. I was nearly singing with the pleasure coursing through my veins and when I peaked it was like riding the rapids in the middle of storm. I was still zinging with shocks of pleasure when I realized he wasn't even done with me. I must have orgasmed a solid five or six times before my brain shut off and I fell into the dark abyss.
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I awoke, the first thing I became of aware of is the gentle strokes on my back, then the pure scent of him. I can't believe he can just switch gears like that, honestly I didn't know any man that could do something even remotely like what Ghirahim had done. Best of all I remembered from last time, still so worth it. I wanted to soak in this a bit longer, it's not everyday you get to have your sanity ripped away from you in pure carnal bliss.
"We have to stop meeting like this," I whispered. Ghirahim's laughter rang through the empty dungeon, well at least this part of it was empty.
"Please if your reaction to me wasn't such great entertainment," Ghirahim let the statement hang there.
"Do you mind my asking how long you've been here?" I asked. There was a sigh, a shift and light flutter atop my head as though he were breathing in my scent.
"I suppose it doesn't matter if you know," Ghirahim replied. "I've been here for about twelve-thousand, five-hundred, forty-nine meals. I would guess he gives me a meal three times a day so about four-thousand, one-hundred, eighty-three days approximately."
"Wow, speaking of.. meals," I began, my tummy rumbled a bit reminding me I was hungry.
"Yes, he did bring a little something," Ghirahim replied. "Probably cold by now though." I honestly didn't care and accepted the food, felt like I was starving. Granted I knew it took eight days to starve to death and about two days to die of dehydration. "He also brought this down." I stared at the glass pitcher full of clear, clean water, I can't believe that water even comes that clean like wow. Ghirahim had a bit of a smile on his face as he poured me a glass and set it aside. I ate the plate of breakfast it consisted of something similar to eggs and a bit of bread. The bread itself was a bit stale, but I didn't find any mold so I ate it too. The egg-like substance was scrambled and overcooked but hey I'm not really picky I pretty much eat anything that's on my plate unless it's green, red or orange peppers. The only pepper I eat is jalapeno pepper, I took a moment to look around there was another plate that was empty. I couldn't help but be a little glad that they were feeding him at the very least.
Once I finished my food I let him take and place it on his empty plate before drinking the water. The first test sip was awesome, I never tasted water that tasted this good honestly. Most the water I had tasted had had chlorine in it or was filtered from the ground, aka well water. This water was actual fresh stream water, had to be or some magically clean water from the floating land mass in the sky.
"I did get to touch him once," Ghirahim said suddenly. "A complete fluke, honestly, I had actually won a round against him and forced him into a compromising position. I'm not entirely sure why but I couldn't stop myself from.. well.." I was now listening intently, I'm not going to say that I'm naive but well it takes me a few minutes to get where this is going. "I actually kissed him believe it or not, and so much more. That one time I didn't just pin him, I didn't just win I dominated him. I like to think he enjoyed it a bit but I can't be certain, he never looked at me the same way again though honestly." All the heat that was in other regions of my body had suddenly flooded my face and nether regions as he admitted what he and Link had done.
"Wow," I said finally. Ghirahim grinned, I knew he could be lying but the very idea that they had even remotely done something like that was hott. "Color me surprised, not that you won but that.. well.. you know."
"I am pleasantly surprised that a relationship between me and Link excites you," Ghirahim replied. I was pretty surprised too as more heat rushed my cheeks at that, honestly if anymore blood goes to my face I might pass out right here. Seriously things could get dangerous for me if my blood doesn't go see other places.
"Well I was kind of writing some fanfiction about you and Link," I replied in a whisper.
"Oh were you now," Ghirahim purred, the dangerous smile on his face reminded me that he was the cat and I am the mouse he is toying with.
"Yeah.." I admitted, a bit reluctantly.
"Well do tell," he prompted.
"Okay, so I know it might never happen or even be possible for that matter," I began. "But it basically is a story where you were trapped in some psuedo realm that Fi used to purify evil, and your previous master abandoned you there."
"Well he pretty much did just that," Ghirahim replied. "Sorry go on.."
"And well Fi decides to let you out to go get the hero after striking a deal with you," I continued. "Spoilers in the story you want revenge and sorta bind yourself to Link and he eventually severs your tie to your old master but I haven't gotten that far just yet in the story that's just where it's heading."
"So Fi comes back," Ghirahim replied.
"Well Fi is the Master Sword she's in almost every game but doesn't appear in any except Skyward Sword," I mused. "I just figured it might be interesting to see some interaction between you and Fi, not gunna lie. Maybe I didn't do a very good job though.. I don't even know if I captured how you speak to be honest I only know your mannerisms and well how you worded things in the cut-scenes and your reactions there from the game so."
"Consider that you are speaking with me now," Ghirahim spoke up. "Could you have written it similarly perhaps?"
"Now that you mention it," I began. "I couldn't help but hear your voice every time I wrote, it was like I had heard you speak before from another life. Nah that's crazy right?"
"Mm not necessarily," Ghirahim replied. "You're absolutely certain it was my voice you heard?"
"Yeah, I have to be crazy right?" I asked, I was serious but the laughter I heard from Ghirahim wasn't exactly what I expected.
"Not at all," Ghirahim finally replied. "I do feel as though we have met before, someone else I felt a kinship with. And I don't mean my previous Master Demise, he took everything from me."
"Everything?" I questioned.
"Hmm I suppose I can tell you," Ghirahim replied. "I was able to break myself free from him by myself, as you know. My bond to him was only as strong as his will, which was only strong until he lost. Technically I belong to Link now, we are forever bound to one another as sword and master. He just doesn't know it yet but no, Demise took everything from me, my hopes, my dreams, my future and even my sanity for a time." I placed my hand on his arm, I couldn't imagine what Ghirahim had gone through, not that he was explaining it but I feel the pain a bit. "But now, now that Demise is beaten I am free until Link claims me. That's the nature of my curse after all."
"Wait he can claim you?" I was definitely confused.
"Indeed," Ghirahim replied. "The claiming is rather simple, all he has to do is summon my sword form from this gem once and I am his. I haven't told him this yet however."
"I won't say anything, in fact I will probably forget this whole conversation in five minutes," I mused, sadly. It was true unfortunately my memory is predictably unreliable and I often forget very important things like dates and stuff.
"mm, didn't think you were the forgetful type," Ghirahim replied. "I suppose I'll just have to make sure you remember me." I gave him an incredulous look.
"No one would be able to forget meeting someone as famous as you," I shot back before thinking.
"Famous am I?" Ghirahim asked, he didn't look like he believed me.
"Well yeah among gamers and fans of the Zelda games," I replied. "Especially those that played Skyward Sword."
"I see," Ghirahim's voice was closer than before, almost right in my ear.
"I know I shouldn't ask but," I began, tentatively.
"You want to know about my powers perhaps?" Ghirahim questioned. How did he know?
"Yeah, i-if you don't mind I mean," I stuttered.
"Unfortunately I do mind," Ghirahim replied. I heard him kiss my ear and then a thrill went through me. "You see right now I need to be entertained." Oh yeah I wanted to swoon..
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*intercept's* Author-san is still in trouble how will she ever return home to her husband?
Me: hey.. stop getting on my computer..
Chaos-Keetonie: Nooooooo..
Me: Yes, it's my computer you need to ask permission before you use it!
Chaos-Keetonie: *sticks his tongue out at me* I do what I want!
Me: *still not amused..*
Chaos-Keetonie: See you in the next Chappie Everyone! *runs off*
Me: hey.. bah.. *closes curtain*