The two were now at Iris's place. Their clothes were strewn on the living room floor, and their genitals were ready to experience the Power of Yiff™️. This yiffing would be something to remember, that's for sure. Dave was hot and bothered at the sight of Ronald Reagan's solid A cup breasts. They aroused him. While Batman was preparing his front-tube for this event, Catwoman was standing beside their bed. The tension built a wall around them, not allowing them to move.
Mimi the dumbass knew this was the right thing. Everybody knows you're supposed to fuck your friendly catman, right? Their eternal dialogue had been 'Nyas'. They couldn't go back on this now.
The wall crumbled as Batman entered teh bedroom. Dave's tailie swished against the unforgiving ground, leaving a predatory look about him. Edgelord's tiddies expanded to a solid C cup. Delicious.
"(glomps you XD) You ready, bab?"
Ronald Reagan let out a mighty roar. Dave took that as a sign of pleasure and lifted up the wuvver, spinning them around and literally throwing them onto the bed. Wams nyased while getting fucking rekt.
Dave was now on the bed with Iris. He got on Edge (lol get it xoxoxoxoxoxo) and glanced down at their dohoonkabhankoloos. He leaned in and stirred his neko tongue around the breasts.
"Hyooooup!" they screeched.
When Dave became tired of playing tongue twister on dem tiddies, he navigated south and reached Wacky Wams's tummy. He slurped above the skin and watched his wuvver arch their back.
"Moar, Batman!"
Bitchboi was always eager to give moar! He let his tongue graze the skin like a hungry antelope.
"Nyああああああああああああああsu!"
Gloria did a barrel roll toward Iris's house. She yearned to look at their face again, for it had been too long since their last visit. So much prep work had gone into her planning. She picked out the best dress in her wardrobe, curled her dark locks, and added a spritz of Justin Bieber's Girlfriend™️. This had been the perfect getup for her date! Wait, date? No, this wasn't a date. Grindr is not a dating service!
Clutching the bouquet, Edge: Light Edition™️ made her way to Iris's dwelling. As she came closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer something seemed… odd. The smell of cat was amplified since her last visit. What had happened since her last visit? Did Iris get a new cat? Did they happen to turn into a cat? Ha! E:LE™️ chuckled at the thought. Iris couldn't have turned into a cat, she thought. That's absurd!
Gloria stood in front of the door. Her fist raised slowly. She was ready. Glorianna punched the wooden door, leaving a hole. There were now splinters in her hand. Why did I do that? This event was met with silence. The Colored Part of Your Eye apparently didn't hear a fucking punch on their door. Amazed, Gloria leaned in to listen inside of the house.
"Nyああああああああああああああsu!" she could hear from the outside.
Her purple penis now erect, she had to know what was going on. She crab-walked toward the bedroom window and peeked inside a slit in the blinds.
"oWo what's this?" Evad cried out as he shoved his entire arm inside of his wuvver's love taco.
"Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" the wuvver allowed a warrior cry to escape their mouth.
The cry rang in Glorianna's ears, leaving her hot and bothered. She couldn't help but to pant like a dog, rubbing her hands together like a fictional villain. This was better than Grindr.
You know what makes sex more enjoyable? Memes! The princess pulled out her new iPhone 6s™️ and searched up All Star by Smash Mouth. This song was known to make mortal women swoon, the one song that would make Gloria drop to her knees. The cats heard the song and perked their ears. You could tell Dave was having a hard time staying sane. He had already saved the url furries – fun – and – memes . tumblr .com for his own viewing pleasure.
"Davu-chan, plz dun stoppu!" Iris was on edge (alkjflkewjkfljalkefj) too.
"Hai hai, Edge-san!"
Butchboi began to slap Iris's knees gently. The sheer caressing of the knees almost brought President Reagan to climax.
"My knees are sensitive! I might iku iku!"
The yiffing was close to an end. Dave needed to perform his Final Smash! What was that, you ask?
"Butcher Choppu!" Batman roared, slicing open Iris's knees.
"KyAAAAaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAA™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️!"
Edge: Light Edition™️ couldn't believe it! Ronald Reagan had iku-d all over the bed! The Power of Yiff was now over, and everybody had enjoyed every last bit of it. Wams was sweat AF, Davu-chan was a content kitten (rawr nuzzles you XDXD) and Glorcock the Mightiest had a premium Pornhub™️ subscription without the credit card. Wonderful. Glorcock barrel-rolled back to her place and the meow meow mofucks got off the bed.
"Wowie, that was funzies!" Bitchboi yelped. "But now, we must prepare for battle."