Now fully clothed, the two stepped outside and allowed the fierce Limbo air to meet their skin. It was cold and merciless to the touch. It felt just right for the combat about to take place. Iris looked visibly cold to Dave. Worried, he held the blonde tightly and placed his warm hands on their arm.
"Z0mg, get warm!" Davu-chan cried…
"You cry too much, Bitchboi! The story calls you that for a reason," Reagan spoke out.
This isn't the time to battle, you too. Get your shit together. You're in this kind of fanfiction for a reason.
Meow meow mofucks reached the castle in a short amount of time. If there were any human words to describe the aura of the castle, it would be mustard. The area reeked of mustard, and it was practically unbearable. You'd think Gotham was bad enough, but The Arcade was worse.
The two poked their heads inside of the castle walls. There were no guards. Why? You would think this day would be important to have guards surrounding the vicinity. Lol nah, fuck that noise, there's no humanz. Can she haz twick up sweeve? The Kwehn couldn't have known about the attack, could she have? That sounds impossible, but the furries were unsure of themselves.
Maybe there was a spy (DUN DUN DUN! Insert mai OC waifu Lynnth Cornette!)
Lynnth departed from her chambers and kept a rhythmic bounce to her step. She had been the only one left in the castle after the Evacuation™️ went underway. Ellycia was being guarded underground from the invasion. It was now Lynnth's mission to kill Ronald Reagan and Emo Daddy.
The Little MerMAID LOL GET IT halted dead in her tracks and twatched her ears. She heard the footsteps of the intruders approaching. She readied her naifu and got into a battle stance worthy of the gods.
"N0b0dy iz in dis castlu!" Daddy Dave stated with sheer confidence.
"Hush your face, Dave! This might be a trap."
Lynnth now hanging from the ceiling like a bat, she watched the two pass through the hallways. She dropped down below her and raised her naife.
"Stop right there! I know what you're up to, and I won't allow it! The Queen has been hidden away, and now you will die!" Batgirl rushed toward the furries with Anger™️ fueling her being. Emo Daddy shoved Iris out of the way and raised his own knife in defense. Batgirl stopped and began to pant heavily.
"You like knives too? Oh baby, marry me!" she cried out.
Lynnth pounced on Evad and began licking his cheek.
"I will now call you mai daddy!"
Daddy looked distressed as all hell. He thoroughly enjoyed this, but his wuvver was raight dere! No, he thought, I must make the raight decision! He lifted the knifette off of his chest and placed her down next to him, like one would do to a kitten. Knifette did not look pleased by this development. She sprung off the ground in moar anger while revealing her naife,
Once again.
It really didn't appear as though she was willing to give up without a reward. She either needed Daddy's love thing, or the death of the furries. In her head, she was debating the pros and cons of both choices. Regardless of the outcome, that blonde bastard would have to perish! (Edgelord is blonde btw lolololol :3) Edgelord would certainly try to kill Lynnth if she dare touch their fuzzy fwiend. Lynnth taking her knifu, she slowly but surely rotated in the direction of Iris. No, like, it took her a solid five seconds to look at Iris. In those five seconds of despair and wonder, Iris had secretly loaded their RPG. They lifted it over their shoulder and aimed it directly at Lynnth's left eye.
"Your aim is a little shaky, bae."
Dave was right. Iris's arms had been rattling and morphing into every shape possible. Their arms were currently those worthy of being dubbed spaghetti.
"Fuck, okay, " they spoke with sheer frustration, "I'll just get closer!"
Iris approached Knifette, their weapon erect. Iris began to caress their lips with their tongue, revealing a sexy side to this whole murder thing. As Iris came closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer Lynnth realized this bitch wasn't gonna stop. This observation was also made clear when Iris was right in front of the maid's face. They exchanged breath for a moment. Iris's breath smelled like gunpowder and questionable behaviors, while Lynnth's of thirst. As Lynnth continued to inhale the putrid oxygen, she realized that Dave and Iris had fucked a little bit ago. This angered her.
"You had a taste of my daddy, didn't you?"
"Yeah, and it was fucking delicious!"
Lynnth took her weapon and lightly pressed it against Edgy's shirt. Edgy had no words. Lynnth revealed a smirk before she… she… stabbed Irisu-chan.
An astonishing ten minutes passed before anybody made a move or elaborated on the current situation. Although the wound was only a centimeter deep, Iris had already gushed out one thousand gallons of blood. At the ten minute mark, they decided to React™️ (the term React belongs to The Fine Bros.™️ and their respective partners) to this bloodshed.
"You hurt meh, fam. You wounded me." Iris propped themselves on the nearest wall. It took a few seconds for them to properly express the sheer pain they were experiencing.
"aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOAAAAAAOOAOAOAOAOAOAA!"
Iris dropped down to the floor in an alarmingly long amount of time. When seven seconds had rolled around, Iris finally met the unforgiving floor. Dave skipped in terror toward the crime scene. Iris used whatever energy remained to look at Dave and announce their final words.
"D-Dave… I'm, a homosexual."
And with that, Iris's existence passed on into another realm. Dave faced the corpse with raw emotion. He could only manage a whisper.
"Iris… I already fucking knew that."
Dave used the wall to lift himself up. He turned toward Lynnth. Half of her face was smiling, while the other half was struck with dread. It was as though she wore a mask for drama. Maybe that was why she was so dramatic at times? We don't an know.
"Girl! You just killed my One True Yiff! They're dead meow!"
"But, you have me! I can do whatever you want me to do, Daddy!"
"I dun want you! I… I…
LOVED IRISU-CHAN!"
