Hey I know this might be later or of a lesser quality than earlier but I somewhat have a life, even now I am passing my original goal of 1k a week which is great (:

"Insert" = Speech

'Witty' = Thoughts

Joke = Non-human

Here = Human (the narrator counts as a human, right?)

Disclaimer: I hate it when you ask for feedback and people say "It's good" No it's not. If it was perfect I might've created Naruto or Akame Ga Kiru which admittedly still have mistakes and I have a long way to go but (Swirling hole of darkness appears) Wut? (Naruto peaks out and goes back into the hole) NOO COME BACK MY ONE CHANCE AT ACTUALLY OWNING NARUTO (hole closes back up) o-ok then, anyways it's not like I don't like having my ego scratched but I really would prefer actually feedback. Enjoy

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"So what's the mission?" Naruto asking the pink haired girl. Pulling out a piece a paper, Mine started to exam it and then tucked it away.

"We have to assassinate some hotshot rookie in the army that may cause a problem in the future" She said "This mission isn't even worthy of my skills" She boasted.

'With those thoughts you may be the first casualty for when we actually wage war' Naruto thought grimly.

"The target's name is Asphen and apparently has an impressive skill set." The girl said tossing the paper over her head. Grabbing the paper, Naruto started to read it.

Asphen

Schedule: Goes drinking every first day of the month otherwise training with his peers.

Naruto glanced at the date, it read October 1.

Skills: Very proficient in the spear, swords, and firearms

Feats: Can defeat dragon level danger beasts, rumor has he has defeated one of the lower level generals.

Curious about the ranking system, Naruto shrugged it off.

Crimes: Rape, murder, arson, and theft.

Naruto, about to say something, was interrupted by Mine "Before you ask, yes all those facts are true having confirmed it from Leone." Naruto despised rapist. They were disgusting excuses for human beings. Getting impatient, Naruto saw a window and grabbed Mine and with some very creative language from Mine jumped out the window.

"Are you crazy?!" Mine shouted at the blond. She had a perfect excuse to too, seeing as they did just leap out a 5 story building.

"I was getting impatient and the sooner we get there, the sooner I can do something else." Naruto told the girl. "Speaking of getting there fast" Naruto said with a thought that probably wouldn't end well for him.

"You want me to what?" The pinkette said incredulously.

"We'll get there faster" Naruto said trying to convince her. "We might get a bonus from the boss if we do it quickly" Naruto said to the pondering girl.

"Fine" Mine said. Naruto motioned to a spot and put the girl on her back and started to hop at a pace that would match Akame. Having not been used to this speed Mine suddenly started to hold tighter around Naruto's waist while adorably closing her eyes blushing. After a mere thirty seconds, They had gotten from their far off base to The Capital. Naruto dropped the very disorientated girl and she was shaken out of her stupor. Naruto and Mine started to look around when they heard a rather loud laughter coming from a bar. Mine took out her pumpkin and looked through the scope and saw a man that very much fit the description of their target. Mine aligning her shot was about to pull the trigger when, through her scope, the man died with an apparent knife wound in the back of the poor guy's head and the knife suddenly disappeared. Naruto started to wave the bloodied kunai in front of pumpkin's scope. Mine looked up and lo and behold the very same knife was in Naruto's hand.

"How did you get from here to there without me noticing?" The curious Mine asked.

"I didn't" Naruto said "I threw it" he said.

"How did you manage to get it back then" Mine asked who was confused.

"That" Naruto said and Mine looked intently "Is for me to know and you to find out" and Mine face faulted. Mine saw Naruto lick the blood off the knife and put it away, Mine blanched but then Naruto appeared somewhere else with the still bloodied knife. Very confused, Mine decided to follow him.

'So yin chakra powered genjutsu works' Naruto thought putting away the yin chakra containment seal. "So we got time to kill, wanna go shopping?" trying to make conversation as the girl's eyes lit up. Poor Naruto what was in store for him. The pink menace started to drag Naruto around to be her pack mule. The idiot ended up having to hold about a ton of clothes which probably would of been too much for a normal person but for Naruto he was perfectly normal. They returned to the base with Naturo delicately carrying the stack of clothes and setting it down.

'Why does she even need this much' Naruto thought setting the clothes down in her room. "You know" Naruto said walking out the door, "Pink isn't a good color for an assassin" with the slam of the door, an indignant shout came from her room and came out, Pumpkin blazing only to find him gone.

"Where did he go!?" Mine yelled in the middle of the night, "I need to put a few holes in him for insulting pink." Closing the door, Naruto placed a silencing seal and a reinforcement seal on the crack of the door.

'If I have a containment kanji and then a space kanji, it'll make a containment with a lot more space. If I add time seal and then a negation kanji and time kanji then inside the containment seal no time will pass.' Naruto thought. The thing about seals is that while it may seem simple, certain kanji require more chakra making it less efficient to use so many had to do an alternative. Fortunately for Naruto, he had the chakra of the entire population of the world plus nine biju plus being an Uzumaki making him have an insane amount chakra which would normally make his control go down a stupid amount but thanks to his rinnegan and have eons to perfect his skills he had good chakra control to the point he could recreate Tsunade's strength technique amplifying his already monstrous strength. Naruto created a shadow clone and channeled chakra into the seal. Naruto sent the shadow clone into the light that appeared. A second later the clone walked out, poofed, and Naruto received information about the mini pocket dimension. He could channel chakra into his entry area to bring him back into the real world. Naruto decided to test more tomorrow after a night of shut eye because even immortals enjoyed sleep

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I edited the story a little changing the one month till the mission to one week because at this rate i would take 3 months to even get into the main plot. Timeskips (aka mr derp being lazy) may occur skipping part of the week. Anyways bye and as always feedback/criticism is entirely accepted .