Hello, when I started this story I thought I would only work on it for a little, but now I know that it is very fun and I even temporarily stopped playing league of legends one of my favorite games so I wanna thank you for reading this story. I appreciate it.

"Insert" = Speech

'Witty' = Thoughts

Joke = Non-human

Here = Human (the narrator counts as a human, right?)

Disclaimer: AFTER YEARS OF RESEARCHING I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO CREATE THE DIMENSION TRAVEL SEAL. Ok I activated the seal and jumped into the portal, I'll find Naruto and I'll own him (Insert yandere laugh here). Poof. What? (Gets eaten by a titan). Poof. WAIT IT WAS A DREAM? GODDDDD-. (sakura enters room) This idiot here doesn't own Naruto, time to go back to sleep. No no no no no no n-. Enjoy

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Naruto woke up without a rather rude splash of water. Yawning, Naruto got out of bed. Naruto noticed the sun hasn't come out yet. Naruto having time to kill decided to make a weapon for the fun of it. Weapons could be very complex and time consuming to create but it was a hobby of Naruto's for a while but then Naruto realized there wasn't a use for it when the world was at peace. Now he was in a new world and he decided to pick up the hobby again. Going to the forge (having sent a clone to study the entire base the previous night). He forged a rather simple looking dagger out of iron. Naruto went back to his room and realized that only people with chakra would benefit from his weapons so he decided for a way to allow people to still use the seals without the use of chakra. Pondering for a while, Naruto realized that what he needed wasn't a replacement for chakra but chakra itself. Looking back at his past seal he realized he could combine the seal to instantly combine chakra and the two yin and yang draining seal. Naruto wrote an absorption kanji then a yang and then a yin kanji. 'This seal will drain yang and yin and store it into the seal.' Naruto then wrote a wind kanji and a release kanji. 'This'll combine the yin and yang into chakra and mold the chakra into wind chakra.' Naruto put the seal onto the dagger because the seal wasn't going to stay there permanently and walked out. Quickly locating Mine's room, Naruto knocked on the room. No response. Naruto sighed and remember it was very early in the morning. Naruto returned to his room and set the dagger down for later, Naruto continued to attempt to solve the problem that haunted him most his life, boredom. 'I could prank leone now' and with that deadly thought, Naruto started to prepare. 'Okay I'll need seals, a good hiding spot and a camera.' Naruto thought. He first took out the camera he had boughten when he went shopping with mine. Naruto went over to the entrance of the kitchen and found an inconspicuous corner and decided that was a good place to set up. Naruto set down the camera and went to his room. He locked his door with a seal, closed the blinds and summoned clones to create storage seals that would trigger within a certain area. Having close to twenty, Naruto went to Leone room. Hearing snorings, Naruto thought it would be okay to sneak in. He activated the invisibility jutsu and snuck in. Naruto tagged the shirts on top in the drawer and he snuck out. Naruto placed a seal on the entrance of the kitchen and, having time to kill Naruto went out to make breakfast. Naruto threw his kunai and hit a prey, Naruto ran at it. Naruto picked up the unfortunate victim, which looked like an oversized chicken, and went back to base. Naruto cut the bird up into pieces and proceeded to cook it all. As indicated from the previous day, Akame got down first and started to chow down on the food in a very unladylike manner. Naruto quickly ran to Lubbock's room and woke him up with the words "Come to the kitchen really quick, I guarantee you'll want to be there" Naruto then ran back to the kitchen hiding in the corner activating the invisibility jutsu. Lubbock, still very tired, sat down and started to slowly eat. Leone then came and walked into the kitchen when the seals activated. Lubbock, immediately coming out of his sleepy state, had eyes wide open with gallons of blood streaming down his nose grinning ear from ear. Leone had no shirt on and only a piece of paper and heard the clicking of a camera attempted to find the hidden Naruto. Naruto then used shunshin to get out. Leone, trying to keep her modesty, ran back into her room and got another shirt and went back into the kitchen to eat. Naruto, finding it safe, found Lubbock.

"That! Was! Amazing!" The green haired boy said to his new role model. "How did you do it?" Lubbock asked pulling out a notepad from… nowhere?

"It's simple" Naruto said. "It's" Naruto said as Lubbock leaned in, notepad ready, "A secret" Lubbock face faulted and was crying an excessive amount of tears.

'My work here is done' Naruto said walking away while Lubbock cried to himself before Naruto tossed a photo to him. Naruto went to Mine's room and knocked on the door. Mine came to the door and then a furious look entered her face grabbing Pumpkin launching a laser at Naruto. Naruto easily dodged it and looked at Mine grabbing Pumpkin. Letting go of pumpkin Naruto gave Mine the dagger.
Mine confused asked "What's this for?"

"I just want to try something out, If this works we'll be that much better off" Naruto said.

"So what do I do?" Mine asked

"Just concentrate on the dagger" Naruto told the girl

"Ok?" Mine said unsure. She started focusing on it and then wind started to erupt from the dagger cutting everything within a millimeter from the blade. Mine just looked in amazement

"Go ahead, Try to cut something with it" Naruto said. Mine slashed at a rock that remained from Pumpkin's explosion. It split it instantly.

"Is this a Teigu?" Mine asked trying to comprehend the tiny dagger in her hand.

Naruto, who did research, knew about Teigus but he still had to keep his trump card, chakra, a secret so he told her, "No I just tried to make a man-made Teigu" Naruto lied. "The dagger emits so much wind that it instantly cuts objects around it. If you focus hard enough you may be able to increase the range of the wind and I think the wind may be strong enough to cut teigus"

"Well thank you" Mine said kindly, which confused Naruto seeing as Mine wasn't normally nice. "I'll call it the Wind's Edge." Mine said. "And why did you call pink a bad color?" Mine asked.

"I didn't say it was a bad color." Naruto said "It's just easily noticeable, especially in the dark with how bright it is. I just don't want you dying on me" Showing his care for comrades. "Well I guess I gotta make lunch now" Naruto said walking away.

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Well I know what you all think. Naruto and Mine? Nope that's not gonna happen. They'll probably have a brother and sister relationship which will be especially funny when Tatsumi comes around. As always criticism (not a masochist) is always appreciated and I'm gonna pass out now.