Back in the basement, Sabrina sits in a circle with the 70's gang. Eric looks around at his friends whom are all uncontrollably laughing. "You couldn't have saved me one piece." Eric says.
"Stop being such a downer. You're killing my buzz." Sabrina says while munching on a pot brownie then high fives Donna.
"I'm liking the new girl more and more." Hyde says.
Jackie is staring off into space, still with chocolate all over her face. Kelso and Donna stare at her in amazement. "She is sooo high." Donna says.
"Those brownies were magical." Fez says, smiling at Sabrina. Sabrina stares at Fez with concern.
"Yeah, they were." Hyde says, taking a swig of his beer. Fez waves his finger in the air freezing everybody but Sabrina and himself in time. Sabrina looks around confused. "Oh my god, what's going on?!" Sabrina says.
"Don't be alarmed." Fez says.
"Who are you?"
"Everybody calls me, Fez."
"Oook, Fez. Why... How did you just do that?"
"It's the only way we can be alone." Fez says. "I saw what you did in the kitchen with the brownies. It's such a relief to finally meet someone like me."
"Like you? You mean, you're..." Sabrina says.
Fez leans forward and whispers. "...a witch."
Sabrina stares blankly at Fez, stunned.
"Oh crap. Did I freeze time for you, too?" Fez points his finger in the air but Sabrina puts her hand out to stop him.
"No! You just caught me off guard, is all. I didn't expect to run into another witch." Sabrina says, putting her hand back down. "So, where are you from, Fez?"
"Oh, I'm not one of those other realm jerks, who like to pick on the mortals. If that's what you were thinking." Fez says. "So, where are you from?"
"Oh, me? I'm from Westbridge, Massachusetts."
"No, no. I mean what time are you from?"
"What? How did you...?"
"Oh, you expect me to believe that you just happened by?"
"Right, sorry." Sabrina says. "I'm from the '90s. My teacher wants us to write an essay about the '70s and my aunt has this time traveling grandfather clock."
"An essay about the 70s?" Fez says. "I can help you with that. Where do you want to start; the time we painted a pot leaf on the water tower or the time Eric streaked at a presidential campaign or...?"
"Graffiti? Streaking? What about the whole peace and love thing?" Sabrina asks.
"Well, I wouldn't know a lot about peace but these guys really like making love." Fez says with a big grin. Sabrina cringes in her seat.
"If you know what I mean." Fez says with a wink.
"I get it, Fez!" Sabrina says startling Fez. "Sorry." Sabrina looks away for a moment putting a finger on her chin. "Come to think of it, I went streaking once."
Fez stares at Sabrina, wide eyed. Sabrina looks back at Fez. "Don't ask" After shaking that memory from her mind, Sabrina looks over at Hyde, who's still frozen in place, drinking a beer and asks. "Speaking of love, what is this cuties name?"
"Oh, that's Hyde but I wouldn't get too attached." Fez says.
"Right, he could turn out to be my granddad or something."
"I highly doubt it."
"Oh?"
"He's a witch hunter."
"What?!" Sabrina shouts, startling Fez. "Sorry. I mean, how have you managed to live among a witch hunter and not get turned into a mouse?"
"Ah, that's easy. You see those rose colored sun glasses he's wearing?" Fez points at Hyde.
"Oooh, right. I did the same thing once for my principal and teacher. It didn't quiet work out." Sabrina says.
"Well, the fact that he smokes a lot of pot helps, too." Fez says.
Sabrina nods. "Yeah, I kinda figured that out."
"I mean a lot of pot."
"Gotcha"
"These guys get high every week."
"Mmm Hmm"
"It's hard to keep up with them, sometimes."
"I get it, Fez!"
Fez stares blankly at Sabrina.
"Sorry" After a moment of awkward silence, Sabrina snaps her fingers, "That explains how my forgiveness spell got broken. When he cracked open his beer."
"Yup" Fez says.
After another brief moment of awkward silence. "You think you can introduce the rest of your friends?"
"Oh sure. Well, you already know Hyde and Eric." Fez pauses to turn toward the rest of the group. "And this is Donna, Kelso and, the American goddess who steals my heart… Jackie." Fez says gesturing to each of them, respectfully.
Sabrina looks over at the chocolate covered Jackie. "Is she going to be ok?"
Fez stares longingly at Jackie, ignoring Sabrina's question until she snaps her fingers in his face snapping him out of it. "Sorry" Fez says.
"So, are you two like an item or what?" Sabrina asks.
"Sadly no, she's dating that bone head, Kelso. Not that I haven't tried, if you know what I mean." Fez wags his finger and winks.
"Fez, you know you can't use magic to make someone fall in love. It's against the rules." Sabrina says.
"I know..." Fez says drooping his head into his chest.
Sabrina puts her hand on the table, toward Fez, "Aw, I'm sure you'll find someone." Sabrina takes her hand back. "So, you think you could unfreeze time and we can rejoin your friends?" Sabrina asks.
"Oh, right." Fez waves his finger in the air.
