Sabrina and Hilda poke their heads out of the Foreman's closet door, looking up and down the hallway, checking that the coast is clear.
"So, where did your new little friends run off to?" Hilda asks.
"They're at a concert." Sabrina says.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go." Hilda says. Walking toward the staircase, she bumps into Red.
"Who the hell are you?" Red asks then looks over Hilda's should to see Sabrina. "You again? I thought you went to vanstock with everyone else?"
Sabrina pushes past her aunt. "I was. I wasn't feeling well so I called my aunt to come and pick me up."
"So, you came back here? Instead say… your own home." Red says.
"Uh… We had to come back because I left my…" Sabrina puts her hands behind her back and uses her magic to conjure something then pulls out a pineapple. "…pineapple." Sabrina says then whispers under her breath. "Stupid nerves"
"A pineapple?" Red says.
Kitty walks up behind Red with Salem still in her arms. "Oh, Sabrina! You're back early. I suppose you're here to pick up wittle Salem and go home." Kitty says.
"Salem, yes!" Sabrina says.
"You said, you were here to pick up your pineapple." Red says.
"Oh no, that's his nick name." Sabrina says looking toward Salem. "Who's a cute wittle pineapple?"
Salem looks at Sabrina with squinted eyes and purrs.
"Then, why do you have a pineapple in your hands?" Red points at the pineapple.
"Oh, uh..." Sabrina says looking toward Hilda.
"The pineapple is a gift… for you. For welcoming us into your lovely home." Hilda says.
"I don't recall…" Red says.
Kitty pushes past Red. "Ooo, I just love pineapple." Kitty trades the cat for the pineapple. "You really must stay. I make the best pineapple upside down cake."
"That sounds lovely but we really must be going." Hilda says.
Sabrina's eyes go wide. "Uh, actually I am quite parched. Do you have anything to drink?"
"We most certainly do. Just follow me and I'll find something for you to wet your whistle." Kitty says, leading Red, Sabrina and Hilda into the kitchen.
Kitty opens the refrigerator door. "Go ahead and help yourself to anything you want."
Sabrina hands Salem to Hilda. "Thank you, Kitty." Sabrina bends over to look into the refrigerator and grabs a beer.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa." Red says, snatching the beer out of Sabrina's hand. "Not my beer. Besides are you even old enough to drink?"
Hilda's jaw drops. "No, she is not." Hilda looks toward Sabrina. "Sabrina, a beer, really? I am appalled. You just wait until your Aunt Zelda hears about this."
"Oh… umm…" Sabrina leans closer to Hilda and whispers. "It's not for me. Remember?" Sabrina takes out the vial so only Hilda can see it.
Hilda's eyes go wide. "Oh, right. Well, all the same you are much too young to be drinking…" Hilda looks toward Red holding out her hand. "…but I'll have one if you don't mind?"
"Well, I mind." Red says.
"Oh, Red. They're our guests." Kitty says.
"But Kitty this is my beer." Red says.
Kitty puts her hands on her hips and looks up at Red.
"Alright, fine. Here." Red says handing the beer to Hilda.
Hilda takes the beer. "Thanks"
"Well, aren't you going to drink it?" Red asks putting his hands in his pockets.
"Right, yeah, of course." Hilda says gritting her teeth as she cracks open the beer can. Raising it to her lips, she forces herself not to gag and takes a sip. "Mmm, sure is smooth."
"Only the very best at the Foreman residence." Red says.
"Well, we really must be going." Hilda says walking toward the door.
"Oh my, you're not going to drink and drive are you?" Kitty asks.
"What? Oh, of course not. We uh…" Hilda looks toward Sabrina.
"We're going to call a cab." Sabrina says.
"Well, it may take awhile for it to come. So, your more than welcome to wait here for it if you would like." Kitty says.
"Oh, we wouldn't want to over stay our welcome." Hilda says.
"Nonsense" Kitty says. "Let's go into the living room and get to know each other."
"We really don't have time…" Sabrina says.
"Oh, for Christ sake! Let them go. They've already drank my beer." Red says.
Kitty stares at Red, again, with her hands on her hips.
"I already have to put up with the neighbors inviting themselves over. I am not having a couple of strangers over staying their welcome, either." Red says.
"Red…" Kitty says.
"Well, never have I been so insulted." Hilda says. "Come on, Sabrina. We're obviously not wanted here, anymore."
Kitty steps to the side as Hilda storms out with Salem in her arms and Sabrina following in tow. Kitty looks at Red. "Well, that was uncalled for, Red Foreman."
"What? They obviously wanted to go and I gave them a reason." Red says.
"Well, I thought, they seemed nice. We should have them over for dinner, sometime." Kitty says.
Red rolls his eyes, "Right, just what we need. As if this neighborhood doesn't have enough nut cases as it is." Red says following Kitty out of the kitchen.
Sabrina and Hilda with Salem walk out to the driveway as the 70s gang drive up in the van. After parking, everyone jumps out and Hyde, still under Sabrina's spell, rushes to Sabrina's side. "Oh my gosh! Are you ok?" Hyde embraces Sabrina in a big bear hug. "You had me so worried."
Sabrina pats Hyde on the back. "I'm fine" Sabrina says as Hyde lets go of her.
"Where did you run off to in such a hurry?" Hyde asks.
"I think the more important question is, what did you do with Fez?" Eric asks crossing his arms over his chest with the rest of the 70s gang following in suit, behind him.
"Oh, I wasn't feeling well so I asked Fez to take me back to the house so I could call my aunt here to come and pick me up. I'm not sure where Fez ran off to though." Sabrina says.
"You can't go home, now. The parties just getting started." Hyde says.
"Hyde, what about Fez?" Eric asks.
"What about him? He probably walked Sabrina home, like she said then went home." Hyde says turning back to Sabrina. "So, what'd ya say? Wanna stay a little bit longer."
"I think the concert would be over by now." Sabrina says.
"I'm not talking about the concert." Hyde pulls out a baggie from his pocket and swings it in front of Sabrina's face.
Hilda grabs the bag. "What is this?!" Hilda asks.
Kelso, Jackie, Eric, Donna and Laurie make a break for it, scattering like roaches in all different directions.
Hyde just smiles up at Hilda, who stares back disapprovingly, as a slight laugh escapes him. "heheheh. Hi Miss. I didn't see you there. Oh, this? This is… oregano."
"Mmm Hmm…" Hilda continues staring at Hyde skeptically. "Well, it just so happens, we ran out of oregano at our house. You wouldn't mind if I have it, would you?"
Hyde lets go of the baggie. "It's all yours, ma'am." Hyde turns back to Sabrina as Hilda pockets the baggie. "What'd ya say we pick up Fez and go out?" Hyde says.
"Actually I have a better idea. Why don't you come to my place?" Sabrina says.
"For real?"
"Why not?"
"WooHoo!"
"But first…" Sabrina takes the beer from Hilda and, with her back to Hyde, pulls out the vial and adds a few drops to the beer, lightly shaking it to mix in the potion then finally turns back around to face Hyde, again, handing him the beer, "Here. I thought you might be thirsty."
"Gee thanks, Sabrina." Hyde says taking the beer, chugs it down, crushes it in his hand, tosses it over his shoulder then clasps his hands together. "Alright, let go!" before passing out.
Sabrina manages to catch Hyde before he hits to ground. "Now, Aunt Hilda!"
"It's about time." Hilda points her finger in the air. Sparks shoot out of her finger and envelop them. They disappear from the drive way.