Warriors: The New Era.
Chapter Forty: Peace And Quiet.
After several long days of fights and attacks, some members of the group decide a day of rest is in order.
Spoiler alert, it didn't go as planned.
Also, THIS CHAPTER IS GOING TO MAKE NO SENSE. IT IS JUST A FILLER! Do not take it seriously.
No one realized how much they missed the old Jayfeather until today.
But...at the same time, he should have stayed home...
The Police Officer shook his head, "Can one of you idiots please tell me how the hell this happened?"
"BAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"Any one other then the sheep?!" The officer corrected, as Honeyfern rubbed the little lambs head, like it was her baby.
Fallen Leaves chuckled, "Well...it didn't really go wrong until the petting zoo. Everything before that was...kinda legal?"
The officer turned to Jaywhisker, who was hiding behind Dusty, "And...can someone please explain who allowed this kid to start driving like a bat out of hell?"
Jayfeather held his hand, "Uh...I was the one driving actually. The little one didn't do a thing."
"You mean to tell me an adult male, an advanced collage student no less, was driving recklessly at three in the morning, and started a barfight at one?!"
"I...am not a smart man..."
Berrynose hid the bullwhip behind his back.
Six hours earlier...
"This is a terrible idea," Honeyfern muttered, sneaking downstairs, with her boyfriend.
Berrynose grinned, "Well, only if we get caught."
"Which we will," Jaywhisker whispered behind him.
"WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?! This is CRAZY!" Hollyleaf quietly screamed.
Jayfeather chuckled. "If you don't want to come Hollyleaf, you're welcome to stay home."
"Oh, yeah, and Leave my boyfriend with idiots 1 and 2? That's not going to happen."
"Babe, I'll be fine," Fallen Leaves smirked, "I can handle idiots 1 and 2."
"Which is which?" Dusty asked.
"I'm idiot 1," Jayfeather grinned.
Berrynose raised his voice. "No! I want to be idiot 1!"
Honeyfern slapped her hand over her boyfriend's mouth, silencing him.
They all peeked out to see Poppyfrost slumped over the dinner table, beer bottle in hand.
Fallen Leaves tip toed past Poppyfrost, silently opening the garage door on the side of the entrance hall. He beckoned everyone else to follow.
As they all walked out in a straight line, Jayfeather eyed the bottle in Poppyfrost's hands and grinned.
Everyone's face paled.
"Jay...no..." Hollyleaf shook her head.
Jayfeather grinned madly, and tip toed to the table.
"Jayfeather stop!" Berrynose hushed.
"What are you doing?!" Honeyfern gasped.
Jayfeather's fingers clutched the bottle, and he slowly, pulled it out of her hands.
Fallen Leaves had stuffed his hand in his mouth to prevent himself from screaming.
Dusty was already in the garage. He'd heard stories of Poppyfrost's wrath. He did not intend to be associated with the people who woke her up.
Just as the bottle had left her hand, it clenched into a fist, and started blindly patting the table in search of it.
Jayfeather started holding back laughter, while Poppyfrost's hand gave the table a serious pat down. She subconsciously grabbed a nearby cup, and pulled it close to her, never once looking up.
Jayfeather raised the bottle in her honor, and followed after the group.
Fallen Leaves groaned, "You're gonna get us all killed one day."
"Here's hoping he does," Hollyleaf joked.
"My my, Hollyleaf, did you just make a joke?" Berrynose snickered.
"Get in the van," Dusty hushed, closing the door to the garage.
Jaywhisker grinned, "Can I drive?"
"Of course not," Hollyleaf and Berrynose said at once.
Honeyfern and Fallen Leaves smirked.
"No," Jayfeather smirked.
Hollyleaf gave a sigh of relief.
"Instead, I'll drive."
"THE BRAKES! HIT THE BRAKES!"
"STOP SPEEDING!"
"DOES SOMEONE ELSE WANT TO DRIVE, CAUSE I'LL PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!"
Honeyfern screamed at Jayfeather. "YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED!"
"THIS WAS YOUR MASTER PLAN, HAG! AND..." Jayfeather calmed down at the wheel, "I'm doing an okay job."
"YOU HAVEN'T USED YOUR BLINKER ONCE!" Hollyleaf screamed as they zoomed down the mostly vacant highway.
Meanwhile, Jaywhisker and Fallen Leaves were laughing their asses off in the backseats.
Dusty was in the passenger seat, slamming on the imaginary brake, panicking. "WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?!"
Honeyfern cackled.
Jayfeather took the punch in the jaw, and ducked under another.
Fallen Leaves dived under a table, grabbing Hollyleaf and pulling her down to.
Jaywhisker was having his head slammed on a bar table quite hard over and over again.
And Dusty was waiting by the car...blissfully unaware.
"JAYFEATHER!"
"THIS WASN'T MY FAULT!"
"LEAVE IT TO YOU TO FIND A BAR FULL OF BLOODCLAN LOYALISTS!"
"IT! WAS! NOT! MY-!" He took a second to kick a man in the groin, and swipe his hat off and place it on. "FAULT!"
Jaywhisker slipped out of reach and charged at the door, "DUSTY! START THE CAR!"
Berrynose flew out the bar window, and sprinted to the van.
Fallen Leaves and Hollyleaf sprinted out, while Jayfeather was still in the bar.
"WHERE'S JAYFEATHER? Hollyleaf screeched.
"HE'LL BE FINE! LET'S GO!"
The group crashed at a nearby zoo, with an adjacent petting zoo near it.
"So...does anyone want to see the elephants?!" Jaywhisker asked.
Berrynose grunted, "Yeah, I'm in."
Hollyleaf shhok her head, "I'm going to the wild cats section. I like cats."
Dusty nodded, and smirked, "I'll go with her."
Honeyfern nodded, and the group separated.
After several minutes of Elephant watching, Fallen Leaves spotted a sanction of penguins, and the group took pictures and videos galore.
"Yo, check this out," Berrynose said to the rest of them, and slammed his feet down on the ground.
The penguin staring at him mimicked his moves.
Jaywhisker got starry eyed. "HAPPY FEET!"
The Penguin did everything Berrynose did, and it was hilarious. The group laughed and became happy again.
Fallen Leaves's phone erupted with noise, and he sighed, "It's Hollyleaf. Gimme a sec guys."
He pressed the phone to his ears.
"Hey babe, wh-"
"Get. Over. Here. Now."
The phone clicked.
Fallen Leaves turned to the group, "Where did Hollyleaf say she was going?"
"Cat enclosure." Honeyfern responded.
"She just called me and told me to get over there right now.
Berrynose grimaced, "Is she in danger?!"
The thought had not crossed Fallen Leaves mind, but now he was panicking.
Honeyfern led the group to the cat enclosure moving through a small crowd.
When they saw what the crowd was looking at, they all sighed.
"Oh my God, Jayfeather," Fallen Leaves facepalmed.
Jayfeather was in the middle of the tiger habitat, with a black eye.
"Aw look at the wittle wamb..." Honeyfern rubbed her face, "It's adorable! Can we keep it?"
"No." Came Hollyleaf's reply.
At the same time, Fallen Leaves shrugged, "Sure."
Hollyleaf turned to her boyfriend instantly, "No! We don't have the money to keep the lamb!"
"Uh...Foxleap is loaded?"
"Not. The. Point," Hollyleaf rubbed her eyes, and turned to Honeyfern, "We are not keeping the pet."
Hollyleaf got called over by Dusty, who was busy petting a small pig, and Fallen Leaves, groaned, already walking over to Jayfeather.
Jayfeather was busy talking with the owner of the petting zoo. From the expressions he was using, he was trying to explain that he was not responsible for being thrown in the tiger pit.
Honeyfern rubbed the lamb's fur, and sighed, "Shame...I would have loved to keep you."
"Uh...Jayfeather?"
"Yeah?"
"Why is there a cop behind us?" Dustleap asked.
"There's a WHAT?!" Jayfeather spun his head around and looked out the back window.
Dusty placed a hand on the man's shoulder, "Stay calm. Don't do anything erratic. The important thing is do not panic."
The cops lights started to turn on, and the sirens blared.
"Okay, now panic," Dusty said with a calm tone.
Jayfeather bit his lip, as Hollyleaf cocked her head, "Why are they pulling us over? We haven't done anything illegal."
Honeyfern chuckled. "Well…"
Fallen Leaves noticed this and groaned, "Oh no...you did not..."
"BAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Honeyfern cringed, and Jaywhisker burst out in laughter.
Twenty minutes ago...
Honeyfern pursed her lips.
This was dumb, but hey. She came from a family of sinners.
Poppyfrost was a literal queen of crime.
Cinderheart was a spy for god knows how long.
How hard could this be?
She slipped the figure into the back of the van, and whistled her innocence.
The cop rubbed his eyes, "Frankly, I'm too tired to deal with this shit. Is this the first time y'all been pulled over?"
A collection of yes.
"Do you intend to do it again?"
A murmur of no's.
"Then go home, and stay there for the weekend.
Jayfeather thanked God, while Hollyleaf sighed.
"Can I keep the lamb?"
The officer sighed.
"No. Give it to me."
Behold that mess. That was just a filler cause I wanted to give y'all something before my next absence.
Not like last time though, just need a week to catch up on school work.
Hope you understand.
Adios