"damn it! is that bitch trying to torment me this time by slight headaches?" Fussed the small skeleton, who barely reached 5 feet. Sans been in the forest for quite awhile now, waiting till the human arrived. Hate didn't even begin to describe how much he loathed the human. Last reset was one of the worst, from what he could remember. They all start to blur after sometime. Not only did the human forced him to kill everyone in the Underground for their enjoyment, he had to live alone with the thing (yes 'thing' because to him, 'it' stopped being a human along time ago') as its slave for more than a year. They weren't always a demon, he could sometime dream of a time when they were someone special to him. But now he was plagued with nothing but nightmares. Then out of the blue, the human had stabbed itself right on top of his bed. Solitude consumed him. How dare the human leave him in the Underground alone?! Unlike monsters, human bodies did not just turn into dust after death, which left him watching the human's body slowly decay before him. 'Please wake up' he had pleaded to the lifeless body. Was it trying to mock him even after death! He had crawled and laid next to it, waiting, waiting till it decided to reset. But it never came, he had died waiting for his world to come back to him. Now he waits for the real monster to appear once again, to take it all away once more .
Something was off, the 'thing' was taking it's time in leaving the Ruins. Was it trying to drive him crazy, knowing that he'd be waiting for it! No, it had to be something else, not that he would have put it pass them seeing how psychotic it was. That's when he notice strange markings coming through the Ruins's door. It was a pair of long linear grooves, accompanied by a pair of really small shoe prints. Was the human dragging something with it? Even so, the shoe prints where too small. When the human first arrived to the underground, they were young. If he would have guessed he would say they were about 12. But these tracks belong to someone way younger than that. As he followed the tracks he noticed a small figure standing in front of the bridge his brother had constructed. They seemed to have been pulling some kind of beat up wagon. "is that the weed they're towing around?" Did the demon decide not to kill the weed this time, in exchange for their aid? What for? A new form of torture? Whatever it was, he didn't like it. Going back to his old routine, he slowly walked behind the small human.
" ' d? d." The small human steadily turned around and grabbed his extended hand. A loud flatulence sound rang out, but before Sans could give his usual lines, he heard a new sound. A small wave of giggles emanating from a small child. This was not the same human. She was so small, how did he not notice how small she really was? He practically had to be on his knees just to to be in the same eye level as hers. The little girl had her eyes closed, tears forming and holding her stomach as she continued laughing. Made sense, what kid doesn't like a good fart prank. "heheh...the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick, it's always funny." The little humans laughter died down and opened her eyes and started staring at him. He was surprised, not by her staring (the other human also 'stared' at him too, you know being a skeleton and such) but by her eyes. They were pitch black with white pupils. Guess he should have expected that not all humans would look the same. "trying to see right through me munchkin? not that hard seeing that i'm just a pile of bones."
"Your a skeleton!"
"yeah, uh sorry if that seems a little bone-chilling..oof!" The little girl had ran towards him and had proceeded to hug him with all her might. Sans stiffened by her actions, "munchkin?" The little girl looked up, and gave him the biggest smile he had ever seen. He felt his soul flutter at the sight, "I love skeletons! Seee..." the little girl released him and showed off her skull pins that was on her headband. It was eerie seeing them, either because they were severed skull heads or that they resembled his brother and himself a little to much.
"...cute.." he mumbled, " heh, aren't you kinda young to be down here munchkin?"
"Fell"
"what?"
"I fell down"
"yeah, i can see that. i'm sans, sans the skeleton."
"i'm Bonbon, Bonbon the munchkin!" Oh stars, this kid is too adorable and why is her name based off of a piece chocolate? She's like a walking pun magnet.
"i'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now, but... y'know, your too 'sweet' for me to capture, now, my brother, papyrus...he's a human - hunting FANATIC. i doubt he'd want to 'choc' up the opportunity on capturing you. actually i think that's him over there. i have an idea. go through this gate thingy. yeah, go right through. my brother made the bars too wide to stop anyone, especially a gumdrop as yourself." Leaving the wagon with the detestable weed in it, Sans walked Bonbon passed the bridge. "quick, behind that overly large lamp."
Instead of going behind it as he had said, Bonbon decided to climb it and hide inside its shade. "uh...okay..." just then his brother appeared. A 6 1/2 foot skeleton wearing some questionable armor.
"sup bro"
"YOU KNOW WHAT 'SUP BROTHER! IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES." Oh how Sans had missed this scene, hadn't heard him say those lines since before the other human started to change. "YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING!?"
"staring at this lamp. it's really a 'toffee' task to do. do you wanna look?"
"Heh.." giggled the hiding child. "shh" said Sans, trying to keep his poker face intact.
"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DESCIPER YOUR RIDICULOUS PUNS!" Papyrus started stomping his feet on the ground, in raged by his brother's inability on staying on topic. "WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!? I WANT TO BE READY! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE THE HUMAN! THEN," his scarf blowing in the unexcisting wind, " I THE GREATEST PAPYRUS WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT, RECOGNITION," Sans always enjoyed his brother's monologs, it was a great way to pass the time. Not that he had much right at this moment as the small humans feet were starting to show from beneath the shade of the lamp. " I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK TO, BE MY, 'FRIEND'? I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING."
"hmm, this lamp seems 'sweet' enough to help you" the repeated use of the pun caused another giggle to escape from the child's mouth, which also caused her feet to start slipping on the basis of the lamp.
" SANS! YOU ARE NOT HELPING! OR MAKING ANY SENSE! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!"
"hey, take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today, a skele-ton." Ba-dum-TSS.
"Hehehehe!"
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"what was what?" Sans started to sweat.
"SIGH, WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION..."
"wow, sounds like you're really working yourself...down to the bone." Ba-dum-TSS.
"Hehehe!"
"UGH! HOW ARE EVEN MAKING THAT CHILDISH LAUGH! I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES, AS FOR YOUR WORK? PUT A LITTLE MORE, 'BACKBONE'INTO IT! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
"Hahahahaha!" Not hearing the child's laughter over his own he proceeded to leave. Taking this opportunity, Sans rushed over towards the lamp, helping the little girl who was now flailing to hang on. Which Papyrus took the same exact moment to come back.
"HEH" provoking Sans to freeze at mid rescue.