As Papyrus was trying to enjoy the meal that the munchkin had made them; (Having to recuperate on what the kid had said earlier, which sent them into a coughing fit, turning them into shades of blue and orange.) Sans was watching the kid. Giving herself a smaller portion of spaghetti, she had finished first. But now Bonbon was just sitting there in a daze. " munchkin? you're doing okay over there?"
"OF COURSE SHE'S OKAY SANS, WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?"
" dont know, just that the kid is looking a bit droopy," as if an invisible string holding her head up was cut down, her head crashed onto the table. Causing them both to jump out of their seats, which led them jostling the table making Bonbon's head slip right off the table, and her body falling to the ground.
"TINY HUMAN!" When Sans and his brother went to her side, they found she had just fallen asleep. "SANS! SHE HAS WORSE SLEEPING HABITS THAN YOU! ARE YOU LISTENING?! SANS!" He was too busy holding his side, howling in laughter to pay any attention. "WHY MUST I BE THE ONLY SENSIBLE BEING IN THIS HOUSE?" From the floor Sans watched as Papyrus gathered the kid in his arms, "SANS YOU BETTER BE READY WHEN I COME BACK FROM PUTTING HER TO BED. WE'VE BEEN NEGLECTING OUR DAILY DUTIES FAR TOO LONG."
" bro, there's only a couple of hours left, can't we just call it a day?"
"NO EXCUSES! I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW UNDYNE MUST BE FURIOUS AT ME FOR NOT MEETING HER FOR OUR DAILY SECRETIVE AND UNDERCOVER MEETINGS."
" you mean the one you have outside of snowdin? on top of that cliff? "
"PRECISELY!"
The skeleton brothers left their home and went off to work. After some time, Bonbon started to awaken from her nap. Groggy from sleep, she clumsily got up from the race car bed and started wondering around the house. "Hello? Papy? Sans?" Finding herself alone she went and opened Sans' door. "Flowey?! When did you get here?"
"You idiot! Do you know how long I've been stuck in this filthy excuse of a room!? How did you open that door? I thought Sans always kept it locked?" Bonbon mearly moving her shoulder up and down at his question. "That dosent matter right now. What does matter is that the brothers are gone, hurry up and get us out of here already!" Ordered the very annoyed Flowey.
"I don't want to."
"What do you mean you don't want to!?"
Bonbon yawned, "I'm still sleepy" which she received an exaggerated sigh from Flowey. She picked her potted friend and went down to the living room. "Can't I stay for one more day?"
"You've been here way to long already." Sitting on the floor and setting Flowey down next to her, she began picking on a scab she had on her knee.
"But I was sick and asleep most of those days, and when I did wake up, Papy and Sans were asleep." Flowey watched as Bonbon had moved on to pick a diffrent scab on her lower right arm.
"What are you doing?"
"Picking"
"Why...?"
"It itches... and I can't reach the others"
"Well, stop! Your gonna make it worse. If they bother you so much, then learn to kill them before they get a chance to hurt you!"
"No thank you, I just need to learn to dodge better," she looked at Flowey, " can you teach m-"
"I'm a flower stuck inside a pot of dirt, how am I supposed to teach you!?" Laying on her back, she let out a bored sigh.
"Guess not". Feeling uncomfortable in her tomato sauce covered dress, she headed to the bathroom to wash it down a bit. When finished, she went back to laying down on the floor next to Flowey.
"What were you doing?"
"Trying to make my dress less sticky." She looked at her flowery friend, "Flowey? Why are there no toilets in the bathrooms down here?"
"The what?"
"You know, the large white chairs with a hole in it filled with water." Flowey just stared at her as if she grew a second head. "You sit on it and poop and pee out all the stuff you ate."
"THAT'S DISGUSTING! Monster foods break down differently than human food."
"Oh...that's nice."
...
Sans was resting his legs ontop of the counter of his sentry post located in Snowdin, waiting it out till it was time to go home. He had just returned from throwing out a couple of new knock knock jokes at the large Ruins' door. He was hoping that the old lady on the other side would show up, but she never came. He had meet her once before, before the first reset that is. He couldn't remember all the details, too many resets in the mix. But he can recall the numerous times he got up the courage to flirt with her, even if it was just from behind the door. He liked the old broad, it's not everyday you meet someone like her. He wouldn't dare get too close to her though. Especially on what happened on one of the older resets. Just when he thought he could have something special with her, you had went and killed the ex Queen right in front of him. There are times he's glad that he couldn't recall clearly on some of the resets, only to rely on the notes he kept recorded inside his lab. Why is he still thinking about you?! You're not here, not this time anyway. He should be trying to forget you, and for once be able to relax for a moment. Frustrated, he dropped his legs down, buried his skull into his folded arms on the counter and let out a sigh.
As he was about to shut his eye sockets to take a nap, he heard his name being shouted through the woods. Bursting through the trees came running Papyrus. "SANS!"
" what is it bro?"
"WE LEFT THE TINY HUMAN ALONE IN THE HOUSE! WHAT KIND OF HOSTS ARE WE TO LEAVE OUR EXTREMELY SMALL GUEST ALONE AND UNATTENDED!? WE MUST RETURN TO THE HOUSE AT ONCE!"
Not leaving Sans any room to react, he grabbed Sans from his post, tucked him under one of his arms and started sprinting towards the town.
" bro, maybe you should slow down a bit, before-" Papyrus had slammed opened the front door, making Bonbon jump from the floor, her arm knocking over Flowey. Which in turn caused the pot to roll under the couch.
"BONBON!" Screamed the worried Papyrus.
"That's my name!" Shouted the giggling human with her arms up in the air. "Welcome home Papy!" He relaxed as soon as he saw that the tiny human was fine and still safe inside his home.
"I AM VERY SORRY TINY HUMAN FOR LEAVING YOU ALL ALONE. WHAT KIND OF HOST HAVE I BEEN!? FIRST LEAVING YOU ALONE TO FEND FOR YOURSELF AS WE SLEPT, NEXT MAKING YOU MAKE A MEAL FOR US AND THEN ONCE MORE ABANDONING YOU AS WE WENT TO WORK!."
" It's ok, you can't miss work beacuse of me"
"THAT IS TRUE...BUT I STILL DON'T FEEL RIGHT LEAVING YOU ALL ALONE " Bonbon then stared at Sans, who was still tucked underneath Papyrus' arm. "Welcome home Sans"
"heya munchkin" said Sans with a lazy grin. " if your worried about the kid, why don't you get her a phone?" Papyrus dropped Sans onto the couch and went over to Bonbon and picked her up.
"WHAT A GREAT IDEA SANS, AND WHILE WE'RE OUT, I CAN SHOW YOU AROUND TOWN!"
"sounds great paps, i'll be in my room if you need me."
"SLEEPING NO DOUBT! WELL WERE OFF!" Papyrus said as he opened the slightly unhinged door.
" bye paps"
"Bye-bye Sans" giggled Bonbon as she softly waved goodbye.
Alone at last, Sans got of the couch and started walking to his room, only to hear a faint annoying sound. Bending under the couch he saw a dust covered Flowey. "WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE! Get me out!"
" i'm not really standing so..."
"Just get me out!"
" fine fine." Picking him up with his magic, he poofed into his room and threw the weed near a pile of clothes.
"Would it KILL you to put me down nicely for once?!"
" maybe. just be glad that i still haven't dusted you yet" Seeing how Flowey was remaining quiet for once, Sans fell asleep as soon as his skull hit his bed.
For once, he was able to sleep comfortably, no nightmares, no past memories to haunt him. Wanting to enjoy the small comfort, he buried himself deeper into his bed. Only to feel that he was holding onto something small. It was soft and warm with a small hint of spaghetti and chocolate. Opening his eyes he saw that his arms were wrapped around a sleeping was the kid sleeping in his bed? Seeing the kid so close to him caused him to jump out of his bed. But when he did, he saw that the kid wasn't there. For a moment he thought he had dreamed it, only to see that the kid had latched herself onto his shirt. Blushing slightly, he started prying her tiny fists from his shirt.
"Hmmm...5 more minute ..." she mumbled.
" common kid how are you still sleeping?" No matter how many times he tried, he couldn't get her to let go. Just then his door swung opened. How does his door keep opening? He always kept it locked.
"SANS! I CAN'T FIND THE TINY HUMAN! AFTER OUR LONG DAY YESTERDAY-" how long was he asleep?, " WE HAD WENT TO BED. SHE WAS SLEEPING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, BUT WHEN I WOKE UP SHE WASN'T THERE!"
" uh.." pointing at the still clinging human.
"OH... Why Is She With You?" sounding oddly curt.
" must have switched beds"
"THAT MAKES SENSE... I Guess.."
" mind helping me getting her off, i don't think sleeping munchkin is a good look for me"
"BUT OF COURSE BROTHER," Bonbon sensing another pair of arms trying to wake her from her slumber only made her dig deeper into Sans shirt.
"Hmm...daddy..." Her word triggered a wave of mixed emotions to implode inside the room. Papyrus' soul plummeted downward as Sans' clenched tightly.
"Did..She..Just Call You Her Father?" Papyrus was unable to hide the hurt in his voice, but before Sans could say anything, Bonbon had opened her eyes.
"Hmmm...yawn...nghh...eh? Mor...yawn...ning..." detaching herself from Sans she dragged her self to the bathroom to wash her face, leaving the brothers frozen inside the room.
Bonbon finished with washing her face (only semi awake) went downstairs to theliving room, with two skeletons following behind her. Climbing onto the sofa, she stared at Papyrus, who was trying to find the right words to say to her. "TINY HUMAN, WHY WERE YOU IN SANS' ROOM?" She merely moved her shoulder up and down, motioning that she couldn't remember. "WHY WERE YOU CLINGING ONTO HIM?"
"Mommy calls me her little koala since I like to grab whoever is nearby when I sleep." Eyeing his brother, Sans saw what Papyrus really wanted to ask but couldn't, so he took it in himself to say it for him. He sat next to her and started to fumble out his question.
" uh, munchkin what were you dreaming about?"
"Hmmmmmmmmm..." Bonbon squinted her eyes, stroking her chin, as she tried to remember."hmmmm... uhmmm ...hm?...hmmmm...I think I was dreaming I was in a room filled with many diffrent types of my daddies ."
"..what?"
"It was a big white room and it was filled with people everywhere in all diffrent colors, some felt mean others felt really happy there was even one who was really sweaty, and I was running around screaming 'daddy'. "
"THAT'S A REALLY STRANGE DREAM TINY HUMAN, SO HOW WAS YOUR...DAD..LIKE BEFORE YOU FELL TO THE UNDERGROUND."
"I don't have one"
"DID YOU LOSE HIM?"
"Nope, never had one to lose."
" but you just said that you were dreaming about him."
"My dream is all blurry, so I couldn't tell how they looked like, just that there were lots of color and that they were diffrent sizes."
" i dont think its safe for you to be running around calling complete strangers your dad, okay?"
"I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! YOU MUST STAY VIGILANT!"
"Okay." Just then her stomach let out a small rumble.
"WELL THAT'S ENOUGH DREAM RECALLING, FOR IT SEEMS THAT OUR TINY HUMAN IS DEMANDING TO BE FEED." Clapping his hands together, Papyrus marched himself to the kitchen.
" 'ours'? " Sans looked to his left, were Bonbon sat staring at him, raised his 'eyebrow? eyebone?' at her.
"Can you teach me how to dodge?"
"sorry munchkin, but i'm too lazy to teach. ask paps, i'm sure he'll be happy to teach you."
"Okay." Finished with their conversation, Sans sunked deeper into the sofa with his hands in his pocket.
"Starrrrre~"
" need something?"
"Do you ever wear anything red?
