Error spuned around quickly, trying to keep Lust in his sight as he kept disappearing and reappearingbefore him.
"StoP mEsSinG arOuNd yoU fUckiN whoRe! I dOn't haVe thE tiMe foR thiS sHit!"
Error let out a small gagging sound as he felt Lust pressed up against his back.
"I love it when you talk dirty to me." Error tried to swat him away, but missed. "Be gentle~" Error let out a frustrated scream as he dug his hands back into his pockets.
"LoOk, yoU siCk fReaK, I'M jUsT heRe tO sEe iF yOu hAve sEen soMonE I'M loOkiNg foR." Lust crossed his arms as he studied error with heavy eyes.
"Hmm...and who could that be? Could it be your little blueberry?"
"mY wHaT!!!???" Error clenched his phalanges.
"Or maybe, it's the little artistic skelly?" Lust mused as he ran his glowing purple hue tongue over his teeth. Error's magic began to flare up as his patience was wearing thin. "Wait...I know. It's your new partner in crime. The mysticaly erotic, milky skinned...Cor-" Error slammed his hand against Lust's mouth.
"DoNt. YoU. EvEr. TalK abOut heR thAt waY, yoU perVerTeD gLitCh!" Error sneered as he tightened his grip. But jumped out of the way as he felt a slimy sensation against the palm of his hand. "SHit!" He growled as he tried whiping away the glowing saliva onto the snow. All the while Lust was laughing as he enjoyed making Error frantic.
"Homie, why ya' doing all this sick nasty shizz, yo?" Both Lust and Error's body stiffen when they heard the newcomer's voice. "Don't believe you rolled that way, broski."
"KilL iT!!!!" Error screamed as he summoned his blaster in a frantic attempt to blast Fresh!Sans away. Lust shielded away from the blast as debris of shattered trees came flying everywhere. The blast was so big that it caused a large cloud of smoke to envelope both Error and Lust. They both waited, with sweat beading down their skull, waiting for the smoke to clear.
But much to their fear, a shadow began to emerge from the cloud of smoke.
"That ain't cool, homie. Especially when I skated hells away from my digs to help ya out." Error's face scrunched up, confused on what he was trying to imply. Fresh chuckled as he pointed his bony thumb towards Lust, who was trying to sneak away. Lust frozed as he felt the attention on him. Fresh popped next to him, slinging his arm around Lust stiffened shoulders. "Why you gotta be like that, man. You know it ain't right to refuse somone when they are in need. And when I say in need..." Fresh lowered his glasses, staring down Lust with his bleeding sockets. "I do mean the unsinful kind...ya dig?"
Lust shrunk into his sleeveless jacket, nodding his head. Satisfied with his response, Freshfixed his glasses back on. Letting go of Lust, he folded his arms.
"Error, my bone-bro, now tell Sanzy Fresh what ya doing in this neck of the universe?"
"I coUld aSk yOu thE saMe thiNg."
"You could, but I know you ain't gonna." Error sighed as he began to massage the space between his eyesockets, he always seemed to get migraines when Fresh was around.
"Maybe Fresh here is tailing you Error. Waiting for the day you create that little paper jam offspri-" Lust stopped midway as he saw the magic leaking beyond Fresh's sunglasses.
"My sinful little boneski, it ain't like that. Especially, when I have a sweet little honey waiting for me at home. And she might not be willing to show ya any mercy if ya keep talking smack like that?" Shutting Lust once more, he turned his attention towards Error. "Seeing hows' you seem to be press for time. Why don't ya hurry and spill?"
Error placed his hands back into his pockets as he faced Lust.
"LOok, juSt waNteD tO knOw iF yOu haVe sEen A smAll hUmaN GirL arOunD heRe?"
"Human girl? The only around here is my Frisk. If your looking for her, I doubt you can satisfy her. Not like I'm going to let you try."
"NEveR miNd, iT's clEaR I'M waStiNg mY tiMe hErE." Before Error could leave, Fresh placed his hands on his shoulder.
"Small human? How small?"
"PRetTy tiNy."
"Sporting our faces on her hair?" Error raised a bone brow at him, questioning him how he knew that. "Teeny lil' homie was fading in and out during our little get together."
Lust stepped in, clearly feeling as if he was missing out on something.
"If yoU weRen't alwAys actiNg aS if yOu weRe iN heAt alL thE tiMe, yOu wouLd knoW thaAt soMe oF thE SaNs'eS whEre viSitiNg eAch othHer iN theE OmEgA tiMeliNe."
"Oh that, sorry. Didn't appeal to me since during that time I was having a steamy time with my mate and a certain firey friend." Both Fresh and Error let out a shuttered scuff of disgust as they tried not to imagine it.
"Error, why ya asking 'bout the lil' Teeny tiny?"
"InK aNd I...soRt oF ...loSt hEr. SO We'rE seArChiNg wHicH aU shE miGhT haVe laNdeD heRselF iN."
"Feces, that ain't rad. Not one bit."
"Not really sure what's going on so, can I leave?" Sensing the magic tension coming out of Fresh's body, Lust took that as his cue to leave.
"You know what's a radtasical idea? Let me give you a hand."
"WhY?"
"I was gonna to show my lil' honey the Teeny tiny homie when I laid my eyes on her. But was chased by the others before I could."
"FiNe, juSt aS loNg aS wE geT heR befOre shE breAks soMethiNg." Error raised his hand, tearing a hole in the Au.
"Before I forget, I gotta warn ya. I ain't the only thing the others were chasing after."
Ink brushed himself off of all the snow that covered the back of his shorts. Rubbing the back of his skull he apologized again for not looking where he was going.
"Sorry, but I was a bit distracted."
G!Sans shrugged as he folded his arms.
"It's cool. So...why are you here?"
"Oh, yeah. Actually I was looking for you."
"Why?"
"By any chance do you remember seeing a tiny human wearing a purple hoodie when you were visiting the Omega timeline?"
"Kinda hard to forget. Not every day you get a tiny cutie come to you, high as fuck, calling you her dad."
"High!? What?"
G!Sans rubbed the back of his skull, trying to find a better way of explaining it.
"The kid was obviously not on drugs or even actually there seeing how her image kept fading in and out. But I'm trying to say is that she looked...droopy? Drowsy?"
"Oh! OK I see." G!Sans took another step closer, not liking the feeling he was getting out of the whole conversation.
"Did something happened to her?"
"Oh...uh..no..well yes...but...not really..." G!Sans raised his brow bone, waiting for him to explain more clearly. Definitely not liking where this was going.
But G!'s constant staring was making Ink more nervous than what he already was. " I kinda lost her in one of the Au's and I'm not sure in which one." G!'s cigarette fell out of his mouth as his eyesockets widen in disbelief.
"What the fuck..." G!Sans and Ink turned around as another monster stood behind them.
"G!Fell !!! W-what are you doing here!!!?" Stuttered Ink. G!Sans placed his hand on his shoulder, calming him down. Summoning another cigarette into his phalanges, he took a long drag.
"Don't worry about him, he just staying here for a bit since he doesn't want to return to his world at the moment. Doesn't want his lover turning back into a kid just yet."
"Kinda forgot that Frisk in your timeline turned back to a young child...sorry about that."
G!Fell stared at Ink menacingly as of it was Ink's fault. Ink's bones rattled a bit as his stares buried deep into his soul. Ink knew it wasn't his fault that his lover turned into a kid, but knows that he wasn't without some sort of blame since he helped create the different universes.
"Look, enough about me. Just tell me why you said you lost the kid." G!Fell's had his hands in his pants pockets as he glared closer at him. If his menacing stares weren't enough, G!Sans hand started to dig into his shoulder as well.
Ink started sweating again, as he gulped down some air. He was hoping to have more peaceful encounters as he traveled through the diffrent Au's. But saw that it wasn't going to be the case.
"I didn't lose her on purpose okay! She just kinda wandered off..." G!Fell ticked his tongue as he restrained his annoyance. G!Sans noticing that Ink was going to break downif he didn't let him go soon, released his hold on him.
"Well, let's get going." Ink blinked away the tears that were forming as he looked up at G!Sans.
"W-what?"
"Look, are you going to keep wasting time or are you going to hurry it up and let us help you?"
"W-what! H-help?! Us?" G!Fell walked over towards G!Sans and laid his elbow onto his shoulder.
"You have no choice but to take us. We kinda promised our sweethearts that we'd show them our future offspring to them. You know, give them the proper motivation to accept our bond."
"You can't just leave just like that! What about-" G!Sans smirked at him.
"Don't worry about them, my bro will protect them while we're gone."
Ink felt so defeated as he stared at the two tall skeletons, glaring him down. Hanging his skull, he pulled out his paint brush. Giving one good swing, he splattered an ink stain onto the ground. Without asking, both Gaster Sanses jumped in. Sighing, Ink followed right behind them.
Core folded her hands behind her back as she tried to peak at Underfell Sans' face. Even when he kept trying to turn away, she smiled as she kept trying.
"look...why are ya looking for the boss? Last time you came looking for him, it didn't end too well for me."
"Hmm? Sorry, did you say something? My mind was currently wondering off to the last joke you told me."
"look, that joke was just for your ears and ears alone. You didn't have to go to the boss and tattle tell on me."
"Sorry sorry, my bad. Just thought he would like to know where his quote on quote 'dog guard with no legs was last seen', didn't mean to put you in the 'doghouse' for that."
"your really 'ruff' to get to laugh you know. but why do you want him?"
"Because he might know something something about someone I lost track off."
"ha, that's a good one. who's crafty enough to slip by your freaky eyeless eyes?" Core blew on the side of his skull, causing him to jump out of the way. Blushing bright red, he covered the spot she blew.
"A young human I was taking care of."
"jeez' I can help ya out on that one. currently the only human he's seen recently is my sweetheart. which I have tied up behind my post." Core tipped her head to the side as she stared at him. Blinking a bit, she placed her index finger to the bottom of her chin.
"Do you mean the one that's trying to sneak away behind you as we speak?" Fell turned around quickly and to his shock, he saw Frisk tiptoeing away. In a rush Fell blinked infront of her before she could get away.
"where'd ya think you're going?" He sneered. Frisk let out a nervous laugh as she rubbed the back of her head. But in doing so, revealed Flowey who was attached to her arm. "damn. so it was the weed that helped you escape." Frisk quickly hid Flowey behind her as she shook her head no. "don't be lying to me, sweetheart." Fell said as he held onto her chin.
Frisk merely gave him a cheeky grin before trying to pry his hand from her face.
"He only had to help cause you wouldn't let me leave."
"looky here, you knows' i can't let you leave. the whole underground is out for ya soul you know. how am i supposed to protect you when you're not by my side."
"I don't need protecting, I can take care of myself."
"as much as i would like to believe that, i cant. so be a good pet and stay with me. what's safer then under my watchful gaze and boss's protection? you'll live longer I tell ya."
"As nice as this lover's quarrel is. I'm kinda stretched for time." Said Core as she popped near Frisk. Both Fell and Frisk blushed a deep red as they faced away from each other. "Oh, look. Just the monster I was looking for." Walking towards them was non other then Underfell Papyrus.
" WELL IF IT ISN'T THE BLANDEST LOOKING HUMAN. I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BUSINESS IS TO HAVE COME TO MY WORLD."
"Terribly demanding as always. What I want to know, is if you noticed anything that can point me towards the wearabouts of the small human child that you encountered the other day."
"sweetpea?! did something happened to her?"
"Sweetpea?"
"SWEETPEA?"
Question both Frisk and Boss. "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL MY FUTURE UNDERLING SUCH A DEMEANING NAME!"
This didn't settle well for Fell as he glared at his brother.
"your underling? sorry boss, i probably didn't hear you right. but you do mean mine and not yours...right?"
Boss glared right back as he snatched Frisk away from under his arm.
"YOU BAFFON! WHY WOULD I MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE AS THAT? I CLEARLY MEAN MINE! WHY WOULD THE HUMAN BREED WITH THE LIKES OF YOU! WHILE I, THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS STANDS BEFORE THEM!?!!ALL YOU EVER DO IS LAZE AROUND, SPITING OUT STUPID PUNS! " Frisk covered her mouth as she tried not to laugh while Flowey hid deeper into her sweater.
"oh, so my puns are stupid now, is that it?!"
"YES! THAT IS PRECISELY IT!" He said she he poked his phalange against Fell's shirt. "THEY'RE CHILDISH, CRUDE AND ALWAYS FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH." Folding his arm, bringing Frisk closer to his armor. The whole situation was getting on Fell's last nerve. He's used to his brother bashing him for his jokes, but it's another thing when he's doing it while holding the human in his arm.
Fell grabbed hold onto Boss's arm, using up all his strength to pry them open. But physically his younger brother was stronger. Ending with him falling down to the ground.
"HA, SEE YOU'RE WEAK AND PATHETIC." Fell snapped as he stood straight before his brother.
"alright then, how's about i do impersonations instead?"
Core crossed her arms as she continued to view the situation at hand.
"This feels oddly familer somehow. Hmm?" Core noticed that Frisk was trying to get her attention. Deciding to sign instead of talking, she told Core that it was going to be awhile and that she should come back next time.
'Boss did tell me that he saw...them... Near the little girl. But that's about it. Good luck finding her.' Core signed back, saying thank you before blinking away.
As she blinked away, she could hear Underfell Papyrus screaming out in anger, "MOCKERY! YOUR MOCKING ME AREN'T YOU?"
"nooooo, boss, come on. I'm your brother. I would ne- I would never e- look, boss! another human!"
"WHERE?!" Boss turned around quickly, in the process realising his hold on Frisk. As she tried to run off, Fell Sans pulled her towards him by her waist.
Core laughed a bit before whisking away to the nearest AU.
Removing her hand off of the glowing star, Bonbon noticed two monsters wearing heavy armor, standing nearby.
"Flowey? Do you think I should say hello to them?" Flowey didn't respond. He just kept muttering on, much to her disappointment. "Are you never going to speak to me again?" Bonbon was getting sadder at this point. She wasn't sure how to make it up to him.
{LEavE hiM. He'S jUst bEinG a sPoileD litTle brAt!}
"Spoiled? He doesn't smell bad."
{No, bUt hiS aTtitUde DoES!}
"Hee hee, that's funny."
{HeH, iF yoU waNt hiM tO speAk tO yoU, telL hiM thAt hE shoUld stOp alWays beiNg A crYbaBy, thaT it'lL aGe hiM FaSTEr oR somEthiNg. ThAt wilL dEfinitEly geT hiM to reAct.}
"Okays!" Bonbon cleared her throat and placed her hands to her waist. "Flowey," she said with the best 'big girl' voice she could muster, "Stop being such a cry baby, you'll wrinkle your petals." Flowey's body stiffen, her statement shocking him out of his mumbling.
"Wh...what did you just say?" No one's ever called him a crybaby for a long time. Except for them, but they were gone...weren't they? He blinked away the pending fog that started to wain through his mind. Something about them...caused a chilling shiver go through his stem. But why...why did he feel fear towards them...did something happened before? No that's not right, before this, he was the one in control...wasn't he? "Hey idiot, did...did you ever reset before?"
"Hmm? Reset? No, why?" She said as she stared at the guards infront of her.
"Never mind, it's nothing. Look just hurry it up, will you. My petals can't handle this much heat for too long."
"Ok, ok." Bonbon balanced on one foot as she turned around towards the large metal building ahead. "To the mysterious metal house thing!"
"Ughh, it's called a lab. I'm going to rest so don't bug me ok?"
"You like resting alot, don't you. Does it felt nice being inside dirt?"
"Shut it!"
"Hee hee." Bonbon walked towards the opening doors, feeling right away the blast of cool air from the conditioning. "Hellooo~" She called out, "is there anybody here?" She walked in, amazed to find such a large building. "Why is the light off?" As she walked, she could hear the tapping sounds of her shoes, echoing through the building. "Woah! I'm on TV!"
She stood infront of a large computer monitor that featured her on it. Gawking at it with wide eyes, she began doing faces at it. "Blalalalalala," stretching her face as wide as it would go, to squishing her cheeks. "Oooooh~ there's buttons!" Looking to he left then to her right (making sure that no one was around), she giggled to herself as she pressed the button near her. She let out small oohs and ahs, as it made a small beeping sound. Gathering courage, she started pressing random buttons, enjoying the random beeps that it created. Soon the image on the screen changed as well, displaying random video footages of her journey throughout the underground.
Distracted, she didn't notice the sounds of footsteps getting closer. The sound of claws tapping along the floor followed by the dragging of their tail. Closer and closer the steps got as she continued enjoying herself. The dark figure loomed over her as they slowly laid their hand ontop of her shoulder.
"U-um...excu-" the lights of the lab turned on as Bonbon turned around. Getting caught, Bonbon started screaming which caused the newcomer to scream as well.
"Oo-oh! I I I I...I-I'm so-sorry!! I didn't mean to scare you!"
"I DIDN'T TOUCH IT!" Bonbon shouted as she spread her arms, trying to block the computer.
The new monster stared at Bonbon for a bit, for she was quite confused in why she screamed that. But she was even more confused on that Bonbon believed she could hide the towering computer behind her small frame.
"Uh...w-what are you doing?"
"NOTHING!" She hurriedly said as she vigorously shook her head no.
"Y-you're not really good at lying...are you?" Bonbon's eyes began to water and her lips started to quiver. "O-oh n-n-o, I d-didnt mea-" Bonbon then launched herself onto the dinosaur monster, holding tight on her lab coat.
"NOOOOO! I...I...DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIE! I'M SORRRRRY..." The monster flared her arms, blushing bright red at having the small human hugging her so tightly.
"R-really i-it's okay! There's nothing really important on that computer a-anyway."
Bonbon looked up at the monster with her watery eyes.
"Really...?"
"R-really! You're not in trouble...o-okay?" Bonbon blinked a bit, staring into the monster's eyes.
The monster was feeling guilty, even though she wasn't sure what she actually did to feel that way. That was until Bonbon blinked away all the tears, jumping back with a huge smile on her face.
"Okay!" She giggled. The monster glared at her, feeling that she might have been tricked somehow. Bonbon stuck out her hand towards the monster. "I'm Bonbon the cocoa bean of a human and who are you?"
"Cocoa...bean?"
"Yup! Sans said that I should say that everytime I introduce myself." She said with a huge smile on her face.
"Okay? Um...well...h-hiya I'm Dr. Alphys.
"Did you say Doctor?"
"Uh..yes?"
"Am I getting a shot?"
"W-what!? No-no-no, of course not!"
"Oh okay...because I don't feel sick right now. But I haven't had my shots since I got here, so better safe then sorry right!?!"
"W-what!? Wait...w-what are you d-doing?!" Bonbon had turned around with her back towards Alphys. Bending over, she started to pull down her leggings. "N-N-O! No shots! Okay!?? S-so you don't have to do that!"
"Oh...okay." Alphys let out a sigh of relief. Whiping away her sweat as Bonbon fixed her clothes.
"(Mechanical cough)"
"Oh! R-right! I was getting off scrip- uh...track...um..I'm Dr. Alphys. I'm- Asgore's royal scientist! B-b-but, ahhhh, I'm not one of the 'bad guys'!"
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