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"Flowey? How am I supposed to get to the other side?"
"Why not jump in, INSTEAD OF STICKING ME into that stupid steam vent."
"Whaaa! Really?" Bonbon stared at the vent and then to the small gap ahead. "Should I call? You did say that falling in lava would hurt..." Flowey dug into his flower pot and started screaming out his frustration. "Hee hee, I take that as a yes." So she dialed Papyrus' number.
"STEAM VENTS? WOW...THAT SOUNDS AWFUL."
"Steam vents? Alphys told me something's about those."
"Hi Undyne! Can...can I step in it?"
"Heck yeah! It doubles as a transport. Pretty cool if you aren't wearing a dress!"
"UNDYNE...SHE IS WEARING A DRESS."
"THAT'S a dress?" Bonbon giggled before hanging up. Taking a running start, she ran towards the steam vent with her eyes closed. Launching of into the air, she let out a small squeal before landing. As she did, she recieved a couple more pings from Alphys which, reluctantly, Flowey read out for her. Taking but a few steps, her phone started ringing, but whoever was calling had hunged up before she could answer it. Walking along she saw a couple of lasers up ahead.
"Lasers? Oooh, like a spy going to a secret base!" Bonbon throw her arms into the air, "My brother would have loved this." She said as she ...once again...called Papyrus.
"Stop calling them!" Screamed Flowey.
"Shshshhush."
"TINY HUMAN! HMMM? WHAT WAS THAT? BLUE AND ORANGE LASERS? HMMM, JUST REMEMBER WHAT THE COLORS MEAN. BLUE MEANS JUMP AND ORANGE MEANS YOU'LL SMELL LIKE ORANGES."
"NO you goofball!"
"WELL EITHER WAY, HAVE FUN!!"
"Oranges?" Bonbon stared at the lasers ahead, "...nice." But before she could even attempt on jumping her way through, she recieved a call from Alphys. Apparently she's not supposed to be moving through the blue ones and only the orange ones. Hanging up, she looked back at the lasers. "Hmmm...doesn't sound as fun..."
Deciding to go with Papyrus advice, she began jumping her way through, only to be shocked in the process. Determined, she continued to go forward.
"Ahh! Aaa-hah-a! Aha!" Teetering on her feet, she could see her vision spinning. "Ooh...ohhh...I smell oranges~"
"Idiot! That's the smell of you burning!"
"I smell delicious~" Bonbon's eyes began to swirl as she danced around the blue lasers. "Off with the lasers! Off with the lasers!!" Bonbon chanted as her phone rang.
"H-hey watch out! You're going to get real hurt!"
"A...Alphys? "
"I can't watch this. I'm disabling the lasers." Right away all the lasers where turned off. "T-there. Be careful, okay?"
"O..okay..."
"I-I'm sorry. It's... my fault you got hurt. I didn't..."
"Alphys..."
"If I didn't ...didn't..."
"Its okay. I'm okay!"
"Sorry..." Bonbon shooked her head before digging into her pocket. Munching on a cinnamon bunny that Papyrus gave her, she asked Flowey about one of the messages she got from Alphys.
"You IDIOT! We're underground! There's no weather down here!"
"But there was rain...and snow...and-"
"That's not cause we have weathers! If it's raining then it's always raining! It never changes down here...idiot."
"Hmm..." Taking a few steps, her phone pinged again.
"Ghaaaa! You can't even walk two steps withought that phone-"
Ping
"Ahhhh!"
"There there Flowey." Getting a call from Alphys, she told her that the upcoming rooms would involve solving a few puzzles, but she never told her how to solve them. "Papy always told me how..."
"Cause he babies you too much!"
"Not a baby."
"Then what...are...you doing!!?"
"Hmm? Calling Papy."
"Baby." Bonbon not catching what he said, waited for Papyrus to pick up as she walked towards the first room of puzzles.
"OH NO! THE PUZZLES REACTIVATING CAUSED THOSE PEOPLE TO MISS THEIR JOBS!?" Bonbon looked around and noticed a couple of monsters in work attire sitting on the ground.
They seem fine though, they're watching TV on their phones.
"yup. that's why i'm missing work, too." Bonbon let out a soft gasp as she covered the mic on the phone.
"Flowey! It's Sans!"
"Whoopee...I don't care." Flowey slumped over his pot, completely bored of the whole situation.
"OH MY GOD!!! SANS, GO TO YOUR JOBS!!! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE!"
"uh...the cell-aport?"
"SANS THAT'S NOT A THING!" Papyrus hanged up, leaving Bonbon with unanswered questions.
"Flowey, do you think if I said hi, they will tell me about the puzzles?"
"I don't know, why not just go in and FIGURE it out yourself!" Ignoring Flowey, she skipped towards the sitting workers. But as she began to tug onto his shirt, her hand started to glitch which expanded across the monster. Bonbon hid her hand behind her back as she took a few steps back. Her own stomach turned uneasily as she continued to watch the monster until he regain focus. The monster noticing her standing behind him asked if she was okay. Bonbon slowly nodded before running towards the puzzle room.
{OoH, I wOndEr whAt thAt wAs.}
"D...did you-"
{Me? SOrry, bUt I diDn'T dO thAt. HE He hEe...bUt iT diD loOk qUitE enTerTaiNiNg!}
"Brat? Hey! What's with you?"
"Huh..." Bonbon jumped a bit at Flowey's voice, shaking her from her predicament. Rubbing her hands, she went on ahead and solved the puzzle in the room. Completing it, Bonbon made her way towards the next puzzle room where Alphys deactivated the laser that was in the way.
"Bonbon!" Hearing someone call out her name, she turned around at mid step.
"Hello?" Looking around, she saw Fuku waving at her. Seeing a familiar face, she went over towards her. Without any warning, Fuku bent down and wrapped her green flames over her small body. Bonbon stiffened as she remembered the glitching that occurred earlier. Fuku sensing Bonbon's small body tremble underneath her arms, she slowly retracted herself to look down at Bonbon.
"Hey, what's wrong? I didn't burn you...did I?" Bonbon shook her head quickly before smiling.
"Sorry, I...I was thinking of something. I'm ok." Fuku placed her hand on the side of her cheek, worried that she wasn't being truthful. But dismissed the feeling once Bonbon started rubbing her face against her flamed palm. "Hee hee, so warm."
"You're silly." Fuku flicked Bonbon on the nose, "so, where you the one who shut of that laser."
"Nope, Alphys did."
"Alphys? The Royal scientist?"
"Wait, she did? Man they GOTTA cancel school over this!" Exclaimed Fuku's friend who happened to overhear the conversation. Fuku placed her finger against her lips, asking Bonbon not to tell her dad that the lasers were off. Getting the hint, Bonbon nodded happily. After completing the last puzzle, a sealed door opened up, granting Bonbon access.
"Gha, I really hate these steam vents..." complained Flowey as Bonbon floated across several of the vents. Before Bonbon could comment on it, she noticed that the floor beneath her was diffrent from the rest of Hotland she had seen so far. Walking across the blue tiles, she felt a small shiver crawl over her back. Before she could turn back, she found herself in total darkness.
Her eyes went wide open as she struggled to breath. Her legs feeling as if they were glued to the floor, kept her from taking any steps forward. "Dark...its...dark."
"Yeah, so? Who cares if it's dark, just hurry it up." Bonbon blinked away her tears, relieved to hear Flowey's voice. But before she could even begin to move, her body frozed over with fear. For she was seeing something her eyes won't ever be able to erase.
"F...flowey...c...can you se...see..."
"See? It's dark, how can I see anything!?" Bonbon's body quaked, the absolute horror completely paralyzed her, and the more she thought about run away, or simply moving a bit, the more she felt discouraged and utterly terrified.
{WhAts wroNg? HmM...aRe yOu...sCarEd...}
A young human stood amongst the darkness. Their smile stretching across their face as a dusty lab coat flew through the air. The humangiggled as their eyes began to leak.
{Do yOu sEe soMetHinG yoU dOn'T liKe...}
Bonbon heard her blood pumping against her ears as she tried to take a step back, only stopping as she heard a crunch beneath her foot. Looking down, she saw broken shards belonging to a pair of glasses. A ringing sound rang around her as she stared at them, panic setting inside her heart.
"Hey! Bonbon answer the phone already!" At the sound of Flowey's voice, Bonbon answered her phone.
"H-hey, it's kinda dark...w-wait are you c-crying?!" Bonbon looked down at her screen with a smile on her face as she shook her head. Feeling her worries disappear at Alphys' face on the screen, she let out a long breath. Seconds later, the lights turned on. Revealing that Bonbon was inside a kitchen studio this whole time."O-oh no..."
"Ohhhh yes!!! Welcome beauties, to the underground premier cooking show!!!"
Cooking with a Killer Robot
Mettaton flaunted his rectangular metal body around as he draped his arm around Bonbon. Hearing a strange hiss, Mettaton glanced down and noticed an unsightly flower sitting ontop of her head. "Oh!" Mettaton snapped his finger, summoning a MTT mini flying cam bot carrying a chief hat. Taking the hat, he placed it ontop of Bonbon's head, covering the little demon. Satisfied, he continued on with his show. "Pre-heat your ovens because we've got a very special recipe for you today! We're going to be making a cake! My lovely-" Mettaton looked down at the very bouncy human, before continuing, "and eager, assistant here will gather the ingredients. Everyone, give them a big hand!!!"
Recorded applause wasn't able to replace a real audience, but it does the job. Anything to improve the show and having such an adorable bouncing little human is definitely helping. "We'll need sugar, milk and eggs. Go for it darling!" Unleashing the small human, she dashed towards the counter. Mettaton, as he posed infront of the many bot cameras, glanced at Bonbon as she struggled to reach the counters. Seeing an opportunity, he broke out a special MTT product for all to see. "Presenting the MTT collapsible step ladder. For all those monsters who need that extra boost for all their reaching needs. Not intended for those who weigh over 25 pounds." Picking Bonbon up by her hoodie, he placed the small glittery step ladder underneath her.
"Eeeehhhh! Finally!" Giggled the small human. Having acquired a couple of inches in height, Bonbon gathered all the ingredients. Some did end up on the floor, but Mettaton wasn't concerned.
"Great job Beautiful! We've got all of the ingredients we need to bake the cake! Milk...sugar...eggs...oh my! Wait a magnificent moment!"
"Eh?"
"How could I forget! We're missing the most important ingredient!"
"...love?"
"Not quite darling. What we need...is a human soul!!!"
"Oh oh oh! I have one of those!!!"
"Darling~ of course you do, now hold still!" Mettaton brought out his one of a kind chainsaw, modified fabulously to perfection to match his wondrous alluring self.
"Oooh~" Bonbon oh'ed as she lowered herself away from the sparkling chainsaw as it got closer and closer towards her. Not noticing the muffled scream coming from her hidden potted friend.
Ring ring
Upon hearing the signa- the phone call, Mettaton picked up his internal phone. "Hello...? I'm kind of in the middle of something here." Alphys voice stuttered through his speakers, trying her best to recite her li-...aid the small human from her pending doom.
"C-couldnt you make a s-subsituation in the recipe?!"
"A substitution? You mean, use a diffrent, non-human ingredient?...why?"
"Yeah, why?" Answered Bonbon as she peeked over the counter.
"Uhh, what if someone's...vegan?" Mettaton took a minute to process what Alphys was trying to say. Feeling a small tap on the side of his metallic body, he looked down towards the small human.
"But vegans can't eat eggs...or milk..." whispered Bonbon. Mettaton patted her face, whispering back to not pay any mind to it.
"That's a BRILLIANT idea, Alphys!!! Actually, I happen to have an option right here!!!MTT-brand always-convenient human-soul-flavor-substitute! A can of which..." the MTT mini bot cam, panned it's way towards a far away counter where a special can stood for all to see, "...is just over on that counter!!!" Mettaton patted Bonbon's back, urging her to walk forward. "Well, darling? Why don't you go get it?"
"Okays!" Bonbon walked towards the suspicious counter. Reaching out, she let her arm hang out as the counter launched into the sky. Her graze went up as she stared at the rising counter. "I'm going to need a big step ladder..."
"By the way, our show runs on a strict schedule. If you can't get the can in the next one minute...we'll just have to go back to the original plan!!! So... better start climbing beautiful!!!"
Ring ring
Picking up her phone, Alphys warned her that there was not enough time climb up. "F-f-fortunately I might have a plan! When I was upgrading your phone, I added a few...features."
"Why did you pause-"
"You see that huge button behind the phone that say 'Jet pack'..."
"Psst...how do you spell that?"
"Don't worry, just watch this!" Her phone floated out of her hand as metal parts began unfolding itself on the sides. Creating a mini jet pack. "There! You should have just enough fuel to reach the top!" The mini jet pack flew behind her, latching itself onto her hoodie. Bonbon squealed as she was launched into the air.
Mettaton flew overhead and started sprinkling cake ingredients over the small human. No one would enjoy the show if the human got to her goal without some kind of tension. And what better way then slowing her down as she raced towards the end. Bonbon tried to dodge out of the way. Unfortunately for her, she was never good at flying games. Which only ended her with crashing into all the eggs, sugar and flour. Along the way, Bonbon had lost sight of her new acquired hat. Flowey exposed to the flying projectiles, he quickly hid himself inside his pot. (Hoping that Bonbon wouldn't let the flower pot fall.) Then out of no where, Bonbon stopped moving.
"W-wait, w-what aren't y-you moving? No-no! I must not have added e-enough fuel!" Alphys' voice blared through the phone.
"Uhh..."
"D-darnit...I'm sorry..."
"Heh...heh...what do I do now?" Bonbon questioned as her body hunged dangling to a non mobile jet pack.
"E-even with something l-like this..."
"Hey! Alphys, I'm ok! I..." Bonbon began struggling with her strap, trying to reach the soul substitute that was just a few inches out of her reach. "I...nghnghgngh...can still...get it!"
Mettaton couldn't look at the small human's attempts any longer. Not only was it too adorable for his eyes, but the whole plan was falling apart. Not to mention that Bonbon was literally covered in cake mix and that jetpack wouldn't be able to hold itself much longer.
"Oh no, would you look at that!"
"Hmm?" Bonbon stooped her struggling to look at Mettaton.
"I forgot! Right about now is when we have our commercial break!"
"W-what are you..." Alphys wasn't sure what Mettaton was planning.
"Unfortunately, that means no one is watching this right now. I'm not going to destroy you without a live television audience!!"
"What about after the commercial?" Mettaton stared at Bonbon eyes which where filled with anticipation.
"No, you adorable little thing you, that just means that you've foiled me once again. Thanks to the brilliant Dr. Alphys!!!" Bonbon gasped as she placed her goopy hands upon her cheeks.
"I did! Yay! Thank you Alphys!"
"Until next time! Toodles!" Mettaton flying away, Bonbon's jet pack slowly lowered her back to the ground, returning itself to its original state.
"U-um... I guess we... did it?"
"Yes! Hee hee, thanks to you!" Through the screen, Alphys looked away from Bonbon's smile. Unable to see her misplaced gratitude.
"L-let's keep heading forward."
"Okay!" But as Bonbon lifted her foot off the ground, she heard a large glup. "Hmm?" Bonbon stared at her body as she continued to drip with cake mix. "Ooh, look Flowey! I look like a cake mix monster. I guess you could see we both look extra 'flowery' today." Flowey struggled against the layer of mixture that covered the top of his pot. Breaking free, he let out a large breath as his face scrunched up with anger.
"Shut up and get us cleaned! I can't stand being covered in this stuff."
"But there's no water here except for the water cooler. Do you want me to go back?"
"What! No! Sigh...just go..." Flowey smashed his head against a large glup spot on his flower pot. Mumbling against the mixture of how he wanted to destroy her. Bonbon giggled as she gloop her way through.
On her way she passed a glowing star and Alphys had called her to tell her of the core that sat far off the distance. Apparently, Bonbon was supposed to go through that building if she wanted to go home. As she made her way towards the end of a road, she saw an elevator with an R1 on top of it.
"R1?" Going inside, she found numerous buttons on the panel. Guessing that R2 probably means the next floor, she pressed it. Upon leaving the elevator, she saw a small fire monster. But when she wanted to say hi, all it said was to remember his name. Turning around, she felt a small burning sensation as she bumped against somone. Staggering out of the way, she look up and saw that it was a strange bouncing flame monster wearing sneakers.
"Wait...this isn't right. What's he doing here?"
"What do you mean, Flowey?"
"He's not...wait...why do I..." Flowey squeezed his eyes shut as a migraine started to set in.
"Flow-"
{OoH...iS litTle FloWey reMemBerinG soMetHinG. WE'll tOo bAd! BUt iT iS strAnGe thAt PHyrOpe iS heRe.}
Phyrope bounds towards Bonbon. Pulling out her soul, Bonbon found herself in a heated battle. That left her in a baked like state.
Sans was dozing in and out as he slumped between the hotdog condiments. Because of the recent puzzle activation, there weren't alot of customers so that left him with time to spare. Normally he wouldn't mind catching a couple of z's, but considering that the munchkin might stroll by at any minute now, left him fighting his desire to nap. Getting a ring, he flipped opened his phone.
"sans here."
"Sans! Can I ask you something?" Sans bone brow raised a bit at the sound of her voice. For it sounded as if she was lugging around something heavy. "What did the cake say to the fork?"
"what?"
"You want a piece of me?"
"heh, nice one kid."
"Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?"
"why?" Sans smiled as he rested his skull on his hand.
"Because it was marble cake!"
"heheh...somone might loose their sweat tooth with all this sweet jokes your giving out."
"Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?"
"why?"
"Cause he was stuffed."
"ok, munchkin...heh...your breaking my ribs here." He said as he wiped away a tear. "so, what's with all the cake jokes?"
"Wanted to know if you wanted some."
"jokes?"
"Nope, cake!" Sans wasn't quite sure where she would have gotten a cake. Except maybe at Muffet's. But her pastry stand was located past his post.
"sure, but where did you find-"
"Close your eyes!" Sans stared at his phone for a bit before placing it back to the side of his face.
"sorry, munchkin. can't, i don't have any."
"Hee hee, I mean close your eyesockets!"
"fine fine." Indulging in her strange request, he closed shut his eyesocket.
"Did you close them?" Hearing her voice getting closer, he smiled.
"yup." Hearing a strange crumbly like footsteps, he was tempted to open his eyesockets, but he kept them closed. Soon he smelt something quite sweet fill his nose, or where a nose would be if he had one.
"Heeheehee...want a sweet baked flower?" Taking that as a sign he could open his eyesockets, he did. Upon opening them, he was faced with a rather angry Flowey stuffed inside a large cupcake. Laughing out loud, he could hear Flowey's muffled screams.
"munchkin, doubt he would taste... sweet..." Sans stopped talking as he tried to glance down at Bonbon. Instead of just finding her with just a cupcaked Flowey sitting ontop of her head, he sees that she herself was inside of a large cake. "heheh...arn'tcha looking extra sweet today!" Sans pulled out his phone and started taking a couple of pictures of her. "as much as these picture might sweetened papyrus' day, i gotta ask. why? or more like...how?"
"Hmm? Oh! I was playing around with Mettaton and then...stuff..."
"stuff, huh...wait mettaton?"
"Mhm." Sans grumbled. He didn't like the thought of that oversize calculator anywhere near her. Who knows what his egotistical self might do to her. Walking around his post, he kneeled down infront of her. Not wanting her to be 'caked' any longer, he tried to reach towards her to clean her up. But as he did, he saw that Bonbon flinched away from his touch.
"munchkin...you..okay?" Sans gently placed his hand ontop of her small shoulder. "what's wrong?" Bonbon looked at his hand. Letting out a small sigh, she rubbed her cheek against it. Sans smiled fondly as he began to clean her up. "look, don't hang around him."
"Why?"
"just...don't. okay?"
"Okay." Sans threw away the cake pieces (along with the cupcaked Flowey) to the nearby trashcan he had for the costumers.
"now that your here, howzabout' that hotdog?" Bonbon looked down at her stomach as it gave out a low grumble sound. Smiling wide at him, she shook her head yes. "welp, here's your 'dog. you know, apostrophe-dog. it's short for hotdog." Sans watched Bonbon finished her 'dog pretty quick. "you look pretty hungry, want another one?" Bonbon sat on the ground and nodded her head.
As Bonbon munched away at her hotdog, Sans' mind began wondering off. That heended up on the ground sitting next to her. With his back against his post, his vision blurred the world around him.
"thirty is just an excessive number. twenty-nine, now that's fine, but thirty...does it look like my arms can reach up that high?" You continued to stare at him, as he layed ontop of the roof of his post. "sorry, thirty is the limit on head-dogs." Letting out a sigh of defeat, you took a step back, causing the tower of hotdogs to fall around you. "you know, i think you did something like this the first time we meet, right?"
'Oh, I guess I did. You...remember?' You cautiously signed.
"as much as i'd like to say i did, i'd be lying. i gotta say, why."
'Curious, I wanted to know how far you would go.'
"you know, combine that curiosity with that determination you got there, makes a deadly combination." You lowered your head, letting your hair cover up your face as you wrapped your arms around yourself. Sans soul twinge at the sight. He didn't want to see you like this. Not after everything he and you had gone through. He placed his hand over your cheek, letting his phalange rub your soft skin underneath it. "kiddo, i..."
'Its okay... I'm fine. And you're right.' You bonked yourself on the head as a smile played on your face. 'I should learn to limit myself.'
"Sans!"
He blinked way till his vision cleared as Bonbon's voice woken him from his memories. Looking in front of him, he saw Bonbon balancing three hotdogs on her head while standing on one leg. "whatcha doing there, munchkin?" He said with a smile.
"Hee hee, making you smile!" Sans got up from the ground and started picking the 'dogs of her head.
"what for? didn't you know, i'm always smiling." Bonbon, hotdog free, twirled around.
"Not really." Her voice was quiet that Sans didn't catch what she said.
"you know. with that balance of yours, i bet you could have 30 hotdogs on your head." Bonbon stopped spinning and looked at him. Her large eyes stared at him for awhile before closing them as she smiled at him.
"Hee hee. That sounds cool. But I know how to limit myself." Sans staggered back as his head felt heavy.
"mun-"
"Oh yeah, I forgot to call Papy!" Bonbon took out her phone and at the first ring, Papyrus answered.
"TINY HUMAN! I HAVEN'T GOT A CALL FROM YOU SINCE THE PAST 20 MINUTES. I WAS STARTING TO WONDER IF THOSE CONVEYOR BELTS DIDN'T TAKE YOU AWAY."
"Hee hee! Nope, I'm with Sans and he gave me a hot dog!"
"A HOT DOG?"
"Yup! At his Hotdog stand!"
"...WHAT? MY BROTHER'S ACTUALLY AT HIS STATION? BUT SOMEHOW, HE'S SELLING HOTDOGS INSTEAD? SLACKING OFF BY DOING WORK...TRULY MY BROTHER IS A MASTER."
"Hee hee, oh where's Undyne?"
"FIGHTING WITH A GIFT WRAPPER."
"SHUT UP Papyrus!" Bonbon covered her mouth as she tried to hide her laugh.
"OH RIGHT! I MEAN SHE'S FIGHTING WITH...A FLAPPER!!?"
"Whaaa?" Bonbon looked at her phone at the sound of Undyne fighting with Papyrus.
"Stop asking punk!" Undyne hanged up, leaving Bonbon stupified. Shaking it off, she put away her phone and turned to look at Sans.
"Thank you for the lunch!"
"wait, about that thing you sa-" Before he could finish, Bonbon had launched herself onto him to give him a hug.
"I'll go home for dinner okay!?" Sans smiled as he returned her hug, forgetting what he wanted to say.
"sure thing."