EPISODE 5: MEANWHILE AT MARIO

MARIO'S POV:

"I'm-a-tired. Haaaaawwwwww..." Mario yawned then fell asleep. Then we woke up when someone kicked him awake.

"Hey ya can't sleep on the path like that."

"I miss home already," moaned Mario. "Wait aren't you that guy who arrested me?"

"Oh, er, sorry bout that." said the constable. "I'm Barton."

"I'm Mario."

"I know, I did arrest you after all."

"Wanna get some sleep?"

"Sure, it's been a long day."

"Okay, let's head to the nearest lodging and sleep." So they went down the road to a five star hotel with a magnificent fountain and-

"Wait a minute how're we gonna afford a place like this?" said Barton.

"Relax, beating up Bowser's minions makes me all the dough imaginable this is like buying a bottle of wine."

"You really didn't have a motive for killing Urmoney, huh..."

Mario and Barton checked into the hotel. There was only one room with one bed but they took it.

"So uh we sleepin together?" asked Barton.

"Unless you wanna sleep on the floor, which you said we can't do."

"Damn."

Mario and Barton went to sleep in the bed, only for bars to rise from the floor with a CLANG.

"What a happened?" said Mario.

"Heh..." laughed the hotel manager who came into the room. "Now we've got you Mario and... you."

"YOU! ARE YOU TRYING TO STOP ME?"

"Yes."

"WHY"

"Cuz you're gay."

"WHAT" said Mario. "Oh wait a did sleep with him but that's homophobic I'm gonna KILL you."

"Try it." grinned the villain.

"Okay." said Mario and he turned 90 degrees and slipped through the bars.

"AH, SHIT!" shouted the evil hotel manager. "Boys, attack!"

In that moment, ninjas emerged from the wardrobe and under the bed and chairs and tables and they attacked Mario, but he fought back with his hammer.

"STOP," shouted the ninja leader, and Mario turned to see a sword at Barton's neck.

"You have fought well, Master Mario, but if you wish to see the death of your lover come and fight me."

Mario grabbed his hammer and attacked the ninja leader because he was bluffing.

"Now for you, manager!" Mario glared at the hotel manager, who was shivering in the corner, scared for his life.

"I-I'm sorry I admit I am a bad man and I will atone for my crimes in-"

In that moment Mario got hit in the face. He turned to expect a ninja but it was BARTON.

"Mario... you really don't care about me after all!" Barton shouted.

"NO NO BARTON I'M SORRY I-"

Barton slapped Mario again. There was no forgiving what Mario had done to him. He slapped and punched and Mario died. Barton sighed in relief, then realized the ninjas were getting up.

"Wait maybe that was a bad idea."

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP" shouted Mario.

NORMAL POV:

"Let us away to the maddest man we know!" said Layton.

TO BE CONTINUED.