CHAPTER 8: Great Revival
"I can't believe Mario has left us!" said Rocco.
"We'll have to do without him," said Storm. "Anyway guys shouldn't we be working towards speaking to Madd Mann?"
"Oh yeah, we did come all this way for that," said Phoenix.
"But how do we talk to him if I can't channel his spirit?" said Maya.
"Edgeworth, you're good at great revivals, think we can revive this guy?"
"Potentially. If Maya is not a fraud then the natural assumption from all of this is that he is not dead. But then where is he now?"
"Maybe he was frozen in ice," said Layton.
"Ah, good idea," said Edgeworth. "But is there anywhere in London that could freeze a person?"
"No..." said Storm. "...but what about a place that is already covered in ice?"
"AH, I SEE," said Rocco. "Madd Mann must be in Mario World because it's covered in ice! The only problem is how to get there, as Mario is gone so he can't make a portal there for us."
"Oh I know," said Maya. "How about I channel a dead person from Mario World, then you guys can tell them to make a portal from Mario World to Phoenix Wright World!"
"How, don't you need a face and name to channel someone?"
"I've played Paper Mario, I know what boos look like," smiled Maya, then she put her hands together and turned into a green boo.
"EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEEEEE WHO DARES SUMMON LADY BOW?" cackled Bow.
"Yes hello, we need you to make a portal from Mario World to this exact location in Professor Layton World," said Layton.
"Wait is it Phoenix World or Layton World?" asked Rocco.
"It's Acquittal World," said Storm.
"Logically speaking it is Gyakuten Kenji World," said Edgeworth.
"Shut up Edgeworth nobody liked your games," said Phoenix.
"And why should I help you," Bow cut in before an argument ensued between the gentlemen.
"We're friends with Mario, and you were his partner as of Chapter 3 in Paper Mario for Nintendo 64 so that makes us friends of your friend."
"How do you know that?" asked Phoenix.
"B-Because I know everything, that's why," said Edgeworth going red.
"Hm, very well." said Bow and she turned back into Maya, then a portal appeared beside her.
"Sweet, let's go to Super Mario World!" she shouted, jumping in.
"Objectively, Mario 3 is better," muttered Edgeworth, but not loud enough for Wright to hear. They all followed Maya into the portal.
===MARIO WORLD===
"Brrrr oh god it's cold as fuck," said Phoenix.
"Then you should've brought a jacket," said Edgeworth, smirking.
"I dunno hippie even I'm cold and I'm a rhinoceros," said Rocco.
They gathered around a campfire given to them by Nook Inc. and tried to get warm.
"Nick, I'm hungry," said Maya.
"You can have a burger later," said Phoenix.
"But Storm was supposed to get me that and he hasn't yet!"
"Ugh you people are so annoying, fine, I'll go get us some fish," said Rocco and he grabbed his fishing pole and went to a river. He broke the ice and it turned into water, then he cast his lure into the water. He spent the next few minutes catching small fish before eventually he got a heavy tug.
"Ohhh that's a big one!" shouted Rocco and he fought with the pole until eventually he pulled out a big block of ice! Rocco was annoyed he spent all that time just for a big block of ice but then he got startled when he looked inside and saw someone was in there!
"Guys guys I caught a person!" shouted Rocco.
Rocco and the others heated the ice up and out came a purple mushroom.
"Who are you," said Phoenix.
The mushroom responded with words that Phoenix did not understand.
"Huh, he must be Japanese," said Maya.
"Do you know Japanese Maya?" said Phoenix.
"Not much."
"But your clothes..."
"Don't worry I'm fluent," said Storm.
"REALLY?"
"Yeah. IGIARI, and such." Storm smiled at his expert knowledge and began talking to the mushroom in Japanese.
"What does igiari mean?" asked Maya.
"I disagree," said Edgeworth.
"How do you know?"
"S-STOP ASKING QUESTIONS WRIGHT!"
A few hours later Storm stopped talking to the Japanese mushroom.
"He says he's a shroob and that we better cooperate or he'll murder us with his alien technology."
"Oh," said Edgeworth. "In that case I'm sorry Mr. Shroob but I must arrest you for death threats."
Edgeworth handcuffed the shroob and confiscated the technology.
"What does this machine do anyway?" thought Maya and she pressed a button.
"MAYA NOOOOOO" screamed Phoenix covering his head in his hands.
"It's okay Nick it didn't explode it's telling us to go that way," Maya read the machine which was a tracking device telling them to go to the hill.
"Maya I don't want to go somewhere an evil alien tells us to."
"Don't be racist Nick let's go!"
Maya ran into the hill before the others could object, and basically everyone else has objections, except Rocco.
Before they could follow, however, the hill STOOD UP!
"WHAT, HILLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE" screamed Phoenix. They all ran away but then Storm got stepped on by the hill.
"STORM, NOOOOOO!" shouted everyone.
to be continued...
