ADVERT MAN
"Miss Cesaire." Officer Roger lectured the young adult in a stern voice. "This is the third time this week that you attacked Mr. Bananard under the presumption that he is an Akuma. When will you learn that not everything poses a threat all the time?"
Nora lowers her head in shame at being lectured by the police chief... again. It wasn't her fault, really. She was just trying to protect her sister and everyone else.
This wasn't her first time at the precinct and it probably won't be her last.
But, during a time where supervillains and heroes in full body outfits roamed the city, no one should be permitted to wear a giant banana costume, not even for advert purposes.
Alas she might have overreacted a little. But she knew that officer Roger would just tell her to look twice next time and not engage Akumas as he always did.
No consequences whatsoever.
BOOM!
Everyone stared as the doors to the police precinct were blown wide open in an explosion of colours, price tags and posters.
As the 'dust' settled everyone could see a giant, purple banana, standing in the doorway.
"I AM ADVERT MAN, AND I AM NOT! AN! AKUMA!" The banana roared.
Somewhere in the back of the room sounded a slap that came from someone's palm meeting their forehead, as everyone asked one and the same question.
WHY?
"Just... Why?" Chat sounded utterly done as they overlocked the wreckage left behind by the Akuma safely from the top of a building. Well, there wasn't much wreckage, just a lot of confused police officers turned into billboards and posters, and Alya's big sister Nora on the run.
"Just... Why?" Ladybug repeated as she witnessed Alya in hot pursuit of the Akuma.
it was kind of poetic, a wrestling champion running away from an oversized purple banana, that insisted that it was not an Akuma, being followed by an amateur reporter who just so happened to be the wrestling champion's little sister.
It makes us all wonder the same thing our heroes asked themselves, standing on a rooftop in a city where giant bananas roam the streets, where people are turned into petty excuses for villains on a daily basis and where Teenagers deny their feelings to the extend that they friendzone the love of their lives every other episode.
"Just... Why?"
A/N: Just...in case your wondering, which I hope you don't, Nora is Alya's big sister from the episode Anansy (did I spell that right?).
As to why it takes me so long to upload, I have no excuse, I'm lazy.
Have a nice one.
Cedalodon