(WARNING RATED T)
A/N: I said there were some chapters that were rated T and this is the first. It's not that bad, really. Adrien's just being an idiot.
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Smitten Kitten
Plagg groaned in annoyance.
Typical.
It's always the same.
Once a kitten found their Ladybug it was all "Oh, Ladybug is so pretty and Oh, Ladybug is so smart."
Plagg was sick of it. Which is exactly what he told Adrien.
But this kitten was just as smitten as the others.
"You just don't understand romance, Plagg. All you care about is cheese." Adrien said exasperated.
"Yeah," the little god replied "Cheese tastes infinitely better." he finished with a huff.
"Oh Plagg." Adrien replied, smiling like the lovesick idiot he was. "Nothing compares to the taste of my sweet Marinette's lips."
(Too much?)
Plagg gagged loudly, an action which did not escape Adrien's notice.
A smirk stretched itself across Adrien's lips. So Plagg didn't like hearing about his love life? Well in that case...
"Oh Marinette." Adrien loudly proclaimed, standing in the middle of his room. "Oh my love, my one and only."
Plagg looked disgusted at Adrien, his expression slowly morphing into one of horror as the god realised what his kitten was doing.
"Your hair as dark as night, your pretty bluebell eyes. I now know who you are, beneath that strong disguise."
Plagg put his paws over his ears, well, he tried. It is sort of impossible to do that when your body has the proportion of a bobble head. "lalalalalalalalalalala!"
"Everyday we see each other, and finally you're mine. Together our love is so true, oh you are my love, just mine."
Plagg had gone awfully quiet, probably hyperventilating into a sock. Not that Adrien minded.
"You hear that Plagg?" Adrien shouted in glee as her climbed his sofa facing the window. He stretched his arms out in full preacher mode as he proclaimed. "I'm gonna hug her and kisser and make love to her all night long." He finished in a sing-song.
The sound of breaking porcelain forcefully wiped the smile of Adrien's face. Someone was in his room.
Slowly Adrien turned around coming face to face with his father and Nathalie. On the ground lay broken what must have been a mug mere seconds ago, judging by the brown liquid around it.
"Adrien we need to talk." The stern voice of Gabriel Agreste rang through the deadly silent room.
Adrien had this feeling like the world was about to end.
He wasn't entirely wrong.
Extra:
"Camembert, oh camembert, where thou art my camembert?"
"Plagg, don't even start!"
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