Funny little one-shots

by cedalodon

Oh! Idea! How about instead of posting every little one-shot (drabble? eh..) separately, we just create one big collection of them? What a great idea my brain at 3am. Let's do that tomorrow. BECAUSE I WANT TO SLEEEEEEEP! So yeah, here you go. (Rated T for sexual humor in some one-shots. I'll put a warning under the title of those ones)

6. Manon

Manon

Smile and wave.

Smile and wave.

Answer a question here and there. Be the confident and smart Ladybug.

And most importantly, smile and wave.

Another day, another akuma and once again, surrounded by reporters. Not that she minded. As part of the superhero team keeping Paris safe it was her duty to ensure the citizens that they had the situation under control. Which they did.

Also there was something tugging at her leg and it was annoying. She had to stifle the urge to kick whatever was holding onto her spandex suit more than once in the last five minutes.

She waited until Chat inevitably cut in with another pun, drawing the attention of the entire crowd before she looked down to see what had such a tight hold on her leg.

Her gaze was met with a pair of huge hazel eyes, surrounded by brown skin, a chubby little nose and a smile that showed rabbit teeth.

What was Manon doing here?

"I want ice cream." The little girl stated.

What? WHAT?

"Not now Manon, I'm in the middle of something." Ladybug had already turned back to the reporters when a tug at her leg and the voice of a slightly agitated 5 year old stopped her. "I want ice cream."

Ladybug sighed. "Manon, we talked about this, no sweets after 5 o'clock." The girl pouted.

"But-

"No."

"Buuuuuuut-

"No." Ladybug replied in a strict tone before her voice softened and she continued softly. "We're going to the zoo tomorrow and I promise you there will be ice cream there, but only if you behave and go play with your dolls now. Okay?"

"Okay." Manon replied with a pout before turning around and leaving.

"Good bye, Manon." Ladybug shouted after her, trying to cheer the girl up a little.

The girl looked over her shoulder, waved and replied. "Goodbye Marinette."

With a smile on her face Ladybug turned bac around to her partner, her absolutely down to the core shocked partner.

"Hey Chat, your pick up lines may not work on me, but pretending to be a fish won't get you much further. Hehe FUR-ther."

At that moment Chat's mouth opened and let out all the air in his lungs in a quiet screech.

Ladybug frowned, it's not like she hadn't made puns before, then she thought back to what may have caused her partners reaction. Soon it dawned on her.

"NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU, YOUNG LADY!"

A/N: I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this, but now its too late.

Hehe. Stupid me.

Hope I made you smile.

-cedalodon