Happy Memorial Day! Also, just so you're all aware. I know the translation from the Japanese lyrics of the Theme song to English is different. I just wanted to include the English words right next to them that the people in Japan would have listened to for an Episode like this (which I learned was a very cool fact).

Episode Four Summary: It starts out normal for the Titans. Normal morning, normal banter, normal... argument between our favorite star couple? Strange. I guess things aren't so normal when you've got trouble brewing in Paradise.


The view showed a green car, racing down a downward slope. A blue and white car appeared next to it. The two were neck and neck on the road.

"I'm gonna beat ya grassstain!" A voice said in the background.

"No way dude!" Another voice said.

"I'm gonna beat ya!"

"In your dreams Rust Bucket!"

"Oh, now I'm totally going to beat ya for that comment!"

"Bring it, Chrome Dome!"

The view expanded out, showing the cars on a TV screen. It then showed the couch, with Cyborg and Beast Boy sitting next to each other. The two of them both held controllers in their hands and they were mashing the buttons and joystick toggles furiously in their desperate race to beat each other.

Adam was next to Cyborg, reading a random book. Raven was sitting on the opposite side near Beast Boy, reading her book as calmly as ever despite the ruckus the other two were making.

"Man, you always lose against me! Just face it!" Cyborg yelled.

"Not this time dude." Beast Boy said back.

The two cars approached a curve. Beast Boy was on the inside curve, and Cyborg was on the outside. The checkered line was approaching.

"I have this in the bag-" Cyborg was cheering. His car veered on the screen towards the green car to wreck it.

Crash!

The green car braked just in time and the blue car veered in front of it before plowing into a semi going the other direction. The green car raced ahead, and passed over the checkered line while the blue car remained smoking to the side.

The view showed the Titan's from the front. Cyborg's eye was boggled in its socket. Adam was smiling. Raven was still calmly reading. "What was that about you having it in the bag Cyborg?" Adam asked.

Beast Boy jumped up on the couch, and started to do his victory dance. "Go Beast Boy! Go Beast Boy! Uh huh, oh yeah!" Beast Boy cheered. Making his part of the couch move.

Cyborg's face twisted in anger, and his human eye bulged angrily. "You dirty cheater!" He made a fist towards Beast Boy. "You knew what I was going to do! You knew exactly what I was going to do there!" Cyborg yelled at him.

Beast Boy swung his hips out a little farther. Making his butt come almost comically close to Raven's book. Raven's eyebrow arched up in annoyance, and she brought her book closer to her face and tried to scoot farther away down the couch.

"You're just mad that you lost Rust Bucket. I won fair and square." Beast Boy said proudly, before landing hard on the couch. Raven launched a couple of inches into the air from the impact Beast Boy had on the cushion, and the pages of her book flipped to a random spot for the brief second she flailed around in surprise in the air.

"No way man, I say rematch!" Cyborg yelled angrily.

"Cyborg didn't you say I'd face winner-" Adam was saying.

Beast Boy turned to face Cyborg. "Dude. You really can't take a loss very well, can you?" Beast Boy asked.

Cyborg got up, looking angry. "Yo, I can take a loss as well as everyone else! But not when the other person is a freaking cheater!" Cyborg yelled, his head enlargening in the view.

"I wasn't cheating dude! Just take the loss!" Beast Boy said, his head enlargening too.

Raven brought her book down. A tinge of red was in her eyes at having lost her page.

Adam also looked rather annoyed. "Isn't it my turn Cy-" He was saying.

The view was taken up by the two's heads again. "Fine! I'll just take you down again Scrap heap!" Beast Boy yelled.

"No way! I'm not letting you cheat this time Monkeybutt!" Cyborg yelled back.

"Chrome Dome!" Beast Boy yelled.

"Grass eater!"

"Metal Head!"

"Bed wetter!"

"Oil leaker!"

Thmmm.

The doors slid open in the back. Raven slammed her book on the couch. She looked about ready to snap at the two immature boys. Adam looked ticked, most likely because the two were forgetting it was his turn to play the winner now. "Hey-" He started to shout.

"Glornob vistilshank!"

The Titans on the couch went silent. "Did, Starfire just call someone, a-" Cyborg started to ask.

"Mustard slurping hag!"

Gasp!

Cyborg gasped. The Titans turned around in surprise.

The view showed the 'star' couple. Starfire's eyes were glowing green with fury. And besides the obvious non-glowing eyes, Robin looked just as angry as she did. The two were heading towards opposite sides of the room.

"The Walking Earth Trafficlight!" Starfire screeched.

"Overly tanned, um, hot pocket!" Robin tried to yell an insult back.

The view showed the Titans in the center, looking over the couch. "Um, dudes-" Beast Boy started.

"- What the fetch-" Adam continued.

"- Is going on here man?" Cyborg finished for them all.

The two Titans glared angrily at each other, and then both of them hmphed. Not speaking another word to each other. Robin turned on the stereo to listen to the music really loudly. Starfire went into the kitchen and started making herself breakfast. Adam at seeing what Starfire pulled out of the fridge visibly paled and hid behind the couch. So as to not become victim to Starfire's latest recipe.

Raven sighed to herself. "Looks like there's trouble going on in paradise today." Raven finally said for them all.

The view faded out of the Common Room.


(Music Starts)…

Japanese Lyrics (English Lyrics)

Kyoo mo kootsuu ruuru wo mamoru yo… (When there's trouble you know who to call!)

Teen Titans!

Suki-kirai naku nan demo taberu yo… (From their Tower they can see it all!)

Teen TItans!

Jishin kaminari kaji oyaji (When there's evil on the attack!)

Kokugo sansuu rika shakai (You can rest, knowing they've got your back!)

Kowai mon wa nani mo nai… (Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol!…)

Teen Titans, go!

Ooki na koe de yonde o-kure yo… (With their superpowers they unite!…)

Teen Titans!

O-nayami hanbun kajketsu shitchau yo (Never met a villain that they liked!…)

Teen Titans!

Papa no sukejuuru control! (They've got the bad guys on the run!)

Mama no taijuu control! (They never stop till the job gets done!)

Negau no wa hateshinai!… (Cause when the world is losing all control!…)

Teen Titans, go!…

One, two, three, four, go!

Teen Titans!

(Music Ends)…


The view showed the outside of the Tower. The sun was rising up in the eastern sky.

'Trouble in Paradise' appeared along the bottom of the view in white letters, before slowly fading out.

The view shifted back to the Common Room. Robin was gone, and Starfire was humming to herself in the kitchen. Beast Boy, Raven, Cyborg, and Adam were still on the couch. The TV was on in front of them, but none of them were paying any attention to it anymore.

"Um… Are they normally like that?" Adam asked.

"No. They're usually all lovey dovey with each other." Raven said dryly.

"Yeah dude, it's like the two of them got replaced or something…" Beast Boy said. As he spoke, an anime idea bubble appeared over his head. It contained stick figure drawings of Starfire and Robin making out in a stick figure room with the background shaded in pink. "Maybe they were busy making out in the middle of the night in Star's room like always." He started.

The two making out stick figures were beaned in the heads by two black stick lines. "Then, bull looking aliens abducted them!" Two weird (as in, weird for them) looking alien bull stick figures grabbed the stick figure bodies and threw them out the window onto the stick figure ship. "And replaced the two of them with two faulty clones of each other." Shows the two bull headed aliens drop off stick figure drawings of Robin and Starfire. "So that way they could kidnap us at night and eat our brains-" Beast Boy was continuing more frantically as what he said was happening in his idea bubble.

Pop! Wheeeeeeeee!

Raven popped the idea bubble, and the deflating bubble made a loud whee sound as it flew across the room. "Or maybe, they're just having a normal fight as all normal couples do." She dryly suggested.

"Does that mean you two are a couple then?" Adam asked.

Raven looked slightly surprised by the statement, and quickly pulled her hood over her head to hide her face. "Well, we do fight." Beast Boy admitted. "But we're not a couple." Raven finished dryly through gritted teeth.

"Oh, could have fooled me," Adam said offhandedly.

Cyborg, who had been silent up to this point, shook his head. "I just did scans, it's definitely them alright," Cyborg said.

There was silence for a couple of seconds.

"You know. I thought they were usually only that vocal when they were in a room together." Beast Boy said snickeringly.

Slap! "Ow!"

A black magic hand slapped the back of Beast Boy's head. He rubbed the spot. "Dude." Beast Boy said indignantly.

Cyborg snickered.

Slap! "Yo!"

Another black magic hand slapped the back of his head. He rubbed the back of his head too. "That hurt!" He said indignantly to Raven.

The two glared at Raven, who glared back at them. Her glare looked a lot more intimidating in the view. "How about you two stop joking around, and we start trying to figure out why they're fighting and try to stop it." She reprimanded them monotonously.

Cyborg and Beast Boy's faces fell at her words. "Sorry Raven." Both of them said at the same time.

Adam snickered to himself.

Slap! "Owie!"

Another black magic hand slapped the back of Adam's head. "Okay, I got it!" Adam said as he rubbed the back of his head.

Raven nodded. "Good." She said.

The view faded out.


The view showed a hallway in the Tower. The word 'STARFIRE' was on the right wall in bold black letters. Nothing happened for a couple seconds.

A circle of black appeared in the middle of the hall. Raven came floating up out of the dark circle. Her face calm and emotionless.

The dark portal disappeared, and Raven quietly glided forward. She put her ear up to the sliding doorway.

Ksch. Boom. Ksch.

Faint sounds came from the other side. Raven looked to the door again, and a field of black appeared on it. The door quietly slid open an inch. One of her violet eyes peaked through the doorway.

"Blornargh! Fraindarth!" The resident alien paused to find an earth term to use! "The freaking boys!"

Boom!

The view showed through the crack a mannequin of Robin explode. Raven's eyebrow raised up underneath her hood.

Starfire came forward into the view, looking rather ferocious. "First they say they do the liking of you, and then they say they are the in love with you! And then when things are the going good and things are just glorious, they take the heart in your chest and beat it into the many pieces!" Starfire screeched. Her green eyes blazing.

Ksch! BOOM!

A set of eyebeams blew up the remains of the mannequin. Leaving a black charred spot in the middle of the pink carpet. The shockwave from it also blew Raven's hood off her head.

"Raurgh!" Starfire screeched in fury.

The view showed Raven from the back, and the door slid fully closed. The view then moved back to Raven's front. Showing her plain countenance without her hood on.

"Note to self, don't ever tick off Starfire." Raven said plainly. Before turning around and walking back into a portal.


The view changed, and showed another hallway. The word 'ROBIN' was on the left wall.

The view moved into the room, showing Robin at a computer screen. He was typing away, looking through files on his screen. His clean room was as pristine as ever.

The view zoomed in above Robin. Showing a small little green fly flying around. The view switched to what it saw. It looked to the left, and then to the right. It finally rested just a little above the computer screen. Facing Robin's face.

The view zoomed out, showing the original view on a computer screen. Cyborg and Adam were looking at it, observing the webcam view.

"I haven't spotted anything yet to say why Bird Boy is suddenly hating his girl," Cyborg said in the mike.

"Bzzzzz." The fly sounded back.

"Just stay there, for now. Maybe the bird might say something that'll give us a clue," Cyborg said.

"Bzz, bzzzzz." The fly buzzed an affirmative over the mic.

Adam put a hand to his chin in thought. "I've been curious, why can't Beast Boy speak in another form?" Adam asked Cyborg.

Cyborg shrugged. "Beats me, man. That fly sound you hear, that's what he usually sounds like to me anyways." Cyborg said.

Adam shrugged. "When you put it like that, it sounds just about as annoying too," Adam said.

Cyborg laughed at that. "BZZZZ! BZZZZZZZ!" Transation: "DUDES! I CAN HEAR YOU YOU KNOW!" The buzzing on the screen sounded offended, just like the translation.

Robin's masked eyes looked up in the view. One of his hands went off to the side. "Stupid fly. Messing up my stupid day." He muttered irritably to himself.

"Wait, what's he doing now?" Adam asked. Cyborg looked back to the screen. The screen was suddenly filled with the sight of a fly swatter.

"BZZZZZZZ-" Translation: "MOMMY-" Smack! Kckckckckck!

A loud smack was heard. And the computer screen went to static.

Cyborg and Adam were pale.

"No way..." Cyborg said.

"Did he just..." Adam said.

Thmmm.

After a few seconds of shocked silence, the door to the room slid open. The two looked just in time to see Beast Boy stumble into view. He looked unhurt, though he was breathing heavy.

"Dudes! If it wasn't for this surveillance thing you had me put on here, I totally would've went from being a fly to being a walk!" Beast Boy said angrily as he showed a little metal thing in his hand.

Adam and Cyborg looked at each other. Both of them heaved a sigh of relief. Cyborg then smirked. "Can I get a turn now?" Cyborg asked. His hand transformed into a fly swatter.

"Yeah, I'd prefer if the walk didn't talk." Adam joked.

Cyborg and him both laughed at that. "Now that is funny! Why can't you joke around like that B?!" Cyborg asked between his laughter.

Beast Boy put his hands in the air. "Gah!" He yelled in frustration.


The view showed another hallway. Robin was walking down it. He was examining a folder full of files in his hand.

Starfire was gliding down another hallway, humming to herself. Her pet silkworm Silkie was dazing away in her arms.

Right at the intersection, the two finally saw each other. They both stopped in their tracks. Their eyes narrowed at each other.

It was like time slowed to a crawl.

...

Finally, Robin turned around, not saying a word. He continued walking back down the way he had come.

Starfire harrumphed to herself and floated down the hallway out of sight. Her bumgorf snuggled tightly to her.

After a moment, the view moved up to the ceiling. Raven's head was poking out. A small frown was on her face.

"Well, that was helpful," Raven muttered sarcastically to herself. Her head disappeared back into the portal, and the portal closed.


The view finally showed the Common Room again. Beast Boy, Adam, and Cyborg came out from the left side hallway. And Raven came floating out of the right side hallway. The four of them met at the couch.

"Any luck on your end Rae?" Cyborg asked.

Raven shook her head. "I know Starfire is blowing up Robin mannequins now, and they aren't speaking to each other in the hallway," Raven said dryly.

"Yeah, that sums up what we know. Oh, and Robin apparently doesn't like flies at the moment." Adam said.

Raven's eyebrow went up, and she looked to Beast Boy for an explanation. Beast Boy shrugged. "It'd be better if you didn't ask dude." Beast Boy said.

Raven stayed silent.

"I just don't get it. It's literally like the two hate each other for no reason now." Cyborg said.

"And everything around them too." Beast Boy added while rubbing one of his shoulders indignantly.

Raven sighed. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually preferred it when those two were lovey-dovey. Now there's so much negative emotion in the Tower, that I'll need to meditate even more in the morning to keep my powers under control if they don't improve." Raven said blandly.

The Titans all sighed. "Let's just wait it out then. Hopefully, we'll find out more soon. Or maybe it'll blow over by tonight and they'll be back to their make-outs and everything." Cyborg said.

Adam frowned to himself. "Hopefully..." He said.

The view faded out.


Well, that's all I have for now. Hope you all enjoyed! Remember to comment what you like and what I could improve on!

Till Next Time

Allen