"FUCKITY, FUCK, FUCK, DUCK DUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!" Screamed Six as they fell, "GOODDDD DAAARRRNNNIITTT JAMMMMEEESSSS IM GONNA MURDER YO-" they were immediately interrupted as they fell through tree branches. "OW, JESUS, DUCK" cursed six as they hit and broke through the many branches of the trees until they finally hit the ground.


*CRASH*

"uuugggghhhhh, I hate you gravity so much, but not as much as I hate James right now" said six as they laid back on the ground closing their eyes behind the mask of the ranger helmet, which they never took off, and the last person who tried to take it off was currently missing his arm, and dick. "Hmp, certainly got what he deserved" muttered to them self to distract themselves from the pain that coursed through their body. Opening their eyes and studying their surroundings, they immediately regretted it. "what the duck why is everything so ducking green and why am I saying duck instead of duck" ignoring the problem involving some of six's insults, six looked around and noticed something strange. Green, and not the green involved with plasma or nuclear waste, the same green involved in the leaves on trees.

To make it simple there was a lot of trees, and by a lot, I mean a ducking lot. This caused two thoughts to go through sixes head as they looked at their surroundings, number one was the concern about why they weren't saying duck 'GOSH DARN IT, DUCK!', number two was why there were red eyes peering through the bushes and trees.


Meanwhile~

"Oh, shit" was the only word that could be processed by James as he looked at the scorched metal where six was located. "Oh dear, the teddy bear has been disintegrated", Dr. Dala said being the first to break out of shock.

"WELL, THEN IT SEEMS THAT THE PROTOTYPE WAS A FAILURE, AND I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS IS SOMEHOW YOUR FAULT MOBIUS," said trying to place responsibility on their former arch nemesis.

"My fault how is this my fault you fool, after all, last I checked you were in charge of the power flow!"

"AND WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF THE CIRCUITRY"

"Last I checked it was Dr.O"

"Hey! are saying I was involved in this," Dr.O said (NO wait I mean Dr.0, yeah I said Dr.0...Moving on) Dr.0 said

"YES, IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU WOULD TEAM UP WITH MOBIUS, AFTER ALL IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU TWO WOULD START YOU PLANS BY TAKING OUT THE LOBOTO-I MEAN SIX FIRST AND PLACE THE BLAM ON ME THAT WAY THE OTHER LOBOT-I MEAN JAMES WOULD KILL ME FIRST AND YOU WOULD TAKE MY PLACE AND ORDER JAMES AROUND TO KILL US"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"now-now teddy bear two there is no need to be so hostile," Dr. Dala said drawing the attention the three brains to see James aiming his gauss rifle at them. "Oh no," Dr.0 said as he floated away from and Mobius.


Meanwhile~

"eat this you piece of poop!" six screams as they continued to choke a creature that shared the appearance of that of a death claw. They were also surrounded by more of the hybrids and a few Yaoi Gui.

Using all their strength six put much more force into their arms until...

*CRACK*

A large crack that could even make the most hardened of soldiers cringe at the sound. The Hybrid slumped down on the ground and six immediately fiddled with the buttons and switched on their pip-boy summoning up whatever they could. Six then got into position melee position for whatever he summoned and ran towards the nearest wolf and tackled to the ground and stabbed it in the eye with a-

"A FORK, SERIOUSLY WITH ALL THE POOP I HAVE, I GRAB A DUCKING FORK" Six yelled as they saw that they had grabbed a fork instead of a good weapon. Like how had they mixed up the misc tab for the weapons tab, this was later explained as six's vision blurred. Stumbling around six dropped the fork and fell onto one of their knees and began to fiddle with their pip-boy, noticing of how six stumbled the hybrids used this opening to strike.


Meanwhile~

With the disappearance of six, the interior of the think went into chaos, alarms were ringing, confetti was flowing into the room from the ventilation system, almost all of the scientist had left with only Klein, Dr.8, and .

*BEEDO, BEEDO, BEEDO, BEEDOOOOOOOO*

"NOW LOBO-I MEAN JAMES, THERE IS NO NEED TO ATTEMPT TO DESTROY US WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS WITH YOU CHAINED TO A WAL-"

*BANG*

"ARGHHH!"

*&^%#^&#! ##$$^% *

"Teddy bear! please do not do such fast-paced movements"

Like I said complete utter chaos...


Meanwhile~

MINIME PUT DOWN THE REMOTE NOW

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I SAID PUT IT DOWN

NDGBUWGHFBYUHIJRENFUYOIIPOI! U#Y&($#*(*M((T*JF(^* NY&BFNJ*MF(#NV^*)M_)

*LOUD SCREETCHING SOUNDS*

SHUT UP MINI!

NEVAH!

I GOT THE REMOTE!


Meanwhile~

*Bang*

"BACK!"

*BANG*

"THE"

*BANG*

"DUCK!"

*BANG*

"BACK!" Screamed six as they fired Dinner bell continuously into the group of hybrids that were currently trying to rip her into pieces. Firing one more shot into the head of a hybrid, that got quite close to them, was the only sound before the area around them fell into a quiet peaceful environment. Quickly they reloaded their weapon and scanned the area while glancing at their pip-boy.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Clear..." six whispered as they fell on their back with dinner bell falling to the ground besides them, "why the heck did I agree to go first" six groaned as their adrenaline rush came to an end while the cybernetics and mutations they had gained over the years kick in. Looking up they could see that were trees with actual GREEN LEAVES on them, and with the absence of giant mantises and dead humans covered in plant spores trying to kill them, that showed that there was no genetic manipulation done to the plants.

"ughhhhh where James when you need him, oh wait back at the Big Empty..." grumbling six sat up and fiddled with their pip-boy. "like seriously, why is it me, the courier six/ person whose knowledge is all about the history about killer plants, being a silver tongue devil, a master comedian, and THE KING OF VEGAS that ends up in this type of crap"

"like seriously its like I'm the main character of a story and James was the previous one" grumbled six. Six continued to look through their pip-boy until they found the item they were looking for, "The TransPortalPonder Mark II" mumbled six as they looked over the device in their hand.


We would say something but... ugh...: Minime

*Embarrased*

Oh what is this the great memer boi Minime is embarrassed how surprising: Darkangel

DUCK YOU: MiniMe

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