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(Opening begins)

(Guitar)

Naruto and Ruby are staring at each other. Both of their hoods are up so obscure their faces. In the shadow Ruby's eyes are glowing white and Naruto's eyes are glowing red.

Your world needs a great defender

The camera focuses on Ruby as she looks at Naruto. Rose petals are flowing behind her being produced by her cape.

your world's in the way of harm

The camera focuses on Naruto as he looks at Ruby. A reddish black flame like substance was flowing behind him, being produced by his tails.

you want a romantic life a fairytale that's full of charm

Suddenly the wind current changes and the two combine and in their place is a Black and Red ancient looking book.

beware that the light is fading

Weiss and Percy slide into the screen.

beware as the dark returns
Roxas and Blake slide in as Weiss and Percy slide out.

this world's unforgiving

Caboose and Yang slide in as Blake and Roxas slide out.

even brilliant lights will cease to burn

The camera focuses in on Caboose. He becomes transparent to show Church who's form flickers to a more flame like version before flickering back

legends scatter

It shows Ozpin as he looks out an army of grimm.

day and night will sever

Team UMPR slowly pull out their weapons as they get ready to charge into the army of grimm

hope and peace are lost forever

RWBY and JNPR join them. As they all jump down into the army.

this will be the day we've waited for

Roxas and Blake are slashing through the grimm dual wielding their respective swords. Ren is behind them covering them for whatever they miss.

this will be the day we open up the door

Weiss activates a glyph while Percy get ready to throw their weapons. They throw them through the glyph increasing their power. The javelin and trident tear through the grimm in a blue and bronze wave of energy.

I don't wanna hear your absolution

Yang, Nora, and Caboose begin shooting through the grimm as they stand back to back

hope you're ready for a revolution

Ruby slashes through the grimm as Jaune plants his shield down to block an attack. Naruto jumps over him. He does a flip in the air as he slams into the ground causing a shockwave and the grimm to be blown back.

welcome to a world of new solutions

Naruto starts running forward as the rest of UMPR join him to face the enemy.

welcome to a world of bloody evolution

It shows Roman with White Fang soldiers behind him and flowing yellow eyes looking down at the scene.

in time your heart will open minds

Ozpin along with the staff of Beacon are shown as the camera pans out to show them on top of Beacon.
a story will be told

The camera keeps panning out to show team JNPR AND RWBY

and victory is in a simple soul

Team UMPR shown together before they charge forward with their weapons.

They pause and turn into dark silhouettes as the title UMPR replaces them.

(Opening ends)

Naruto Caboose and Grif were running to where the fight had been going on. They had arrived just in time to see Penny pull a bullhead out of the sky.

"Oh shit,"

The two turned to see Grif walking next to them. "You don't see that every day,"

"Penny that was awesome!" Ruby said as she ran towards the atlesian girl.

"Thank you Ruby!" Penny said. "I told you I was combat ready,"

The others made their way towards the two girl.

"So that just happened," Sun commented.

"We can gawk later," Blake scolded. "We still have Torchwick to deal with,"

"Then let's end this," Naruto said they all turned to face the remaining opponents.

"Well, this is bad," Roman said. He looked to his remaining companion. "The bullhead out of here won't be here for a few minutes," He said. "You wanna help deal with this. I'm outta goons,"

The cloaked figure remained quiet. Then without warning he walked passed Roman.

The seven teenagers prepared themselves.

Schwip!

"Ah," Naruto shouted as he felt something cut him. "What the hell was that,"

Schwip!

"Ah!" Blake shouted out next.

Schwip!

Schwip!

Schwip!

Schwip!

One by one the others were cut too.

Even Caboose and Grif who were wearing armor got cut.

"Scatter!" Ruby yelled and the group split up.

They each tried to shoot him but their bullets never seemed to reach him. It was like there was some invisible force stopping them.

'Should I multiply again,' Naruto thought. He looked down at his still dark red tail. No. It was too risky. He might've harmed his friends.

Schwip!

"Ah! Damnit!" Naruto shouted as he got cut again. "Might be worth it though," He muttered.

Ruby took to the top of a crate and began firing shots so to keep the mysterious man distracted. But to her surprise her shots kept blowing up before they were hitting him. What the hell. Then she saw it. A small black blur sped past Sun as he shouted out at being cut again.

'Ok so it's not an invisible force,' Ruby thought. 'That means it can be hit,' She took out the magazine she was using and replaced it with one with a fire symbol on it. 'Knew this would come in handy,' She thought smugly.

She pointed at the man and took aim. She fired. Just as predicted a black blur sped to deflect the bullet.

What the man did not expect was for the bullet to be an explosive. The black blur could not handle the blast. It went flying and fell to the ground a moment later. Ruby tracked to where it landed. A moment later she was zipping to it. Before the man could react it was already in her hand. She looked at it and her eyes widened in shock.

"He's using cards!" She shouted to the others. "I don't how's manipulating them but that's why we can't see his weapon! Because there's more than one!"

"Sheila scan!" Church commanded as he began to try and follow the movements of the cards. They might be too fast for everyone else. But he was an AI. Nothing could think and process faster than him.

"Impressive," The hooded figure spoke. "Not many can figure out my weapon of choice so fast. But it matters not. You still won't beat me,"

"We'll see about that!" Naruto shouted. "You can bet that I'm going to punch you in the face!"

Naruto could feel the smirk on the man's face. "It's a bet," He said simply.

"Caboose!" Naruto shouted.

Without further need to speak, Caboose pulled out his magnums and began shooting at the hooded figure. None of the bullets reached him however. But Caboose did not deter. Slowly he was getting faster.

Then it happened. A single bullet had made it closer then all of the others. It had been blocked by his cards but it had come closer than the cloak had expected. 'He's getting faster,'

In the meantime, his other cards were attacking the others. But now that they knew what they were looking for they were more prepared. Theta was reinforcing defenses in Grif's armor as he continued to try to block hit the cards aimed at him. 'Only got one magazine left, gotta make it count,'

Blake was relying her semblance that pushed her out of the way of harm if a card hit her. The down side was she didn't know how much longer she could keep it up. Her aura was draining fast.

Penny was using her swords as a shield that revolved around her as she began deflecting any card that was thrown at her. This unfortunately left her at a standstill as the others were moving to sporadically for her to use her techniques to attack without the risk of injuring one of them.

Sun was relying on pure instinct to duck, dodge and shoot at any cards that came at him. He was tempted to use his semblance but that would have left him a sitting duck. So this was what he was left with.

Naruto was in a similar boat but worse. He couldn't risk using any of his abilities as he still hadn't calmed down enough. So he was stuck with pure instinct.

The hooded figure was aware off all of his surroundings. So far only two of his opponents had intrigued him. The blue one who was slowly getting faster he kept shooting. And the girl in the red hood.

He watched as she began sniping at him but then switched to her comrades, 'She's tracking my cards,' The man thought. Not many people could say they could do that. Especially at her age. And something about her felt… familiar.

He couldn't dwell however. He needed to end this. He didn't want to kill them as that would bring attention to him and he did not want that. So he would incapacitate them.

Suddenly the kids were getting cut and hurt more. Caboose's shots weren't getting through anymore, Blake's semblance wasn't activating in time, penny's swords weren't deflecting at all anymore, the cards were ripping through Grif's armor. And Naruto and Sun were getting the worst of it.

"He has more cards!" Ruby shouted at the realization. She jumped off the ledge she had been on to avoid the blurs she knew were coming. "Take cover!"

Grif deciding to help picked up a canister and threw at hood. The cards blocked it but the cloaked figure had not expected it to be a flash grenade.

"Gah my eyes!" Roman shouted in pain as he had looked at the light completely.

The man had been more fortunate. When the light died down they noticed that their attackers had vanished.

"Bullheads almost hear," Roman said. "You got rid of them just in time,"

"They're not gone," The hooded figure said seriously.

"Damnit," Torchwick muttered. "Well I doubt there's anything they can do to you," Roman said with a shrug.

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"I don't think there's anything we can do to him," Naruto muttered.

"You may be right," Ruby commented. The two leaders had taken shelter behind the same crate. Ruby shivered slightly. Damnit don't get cold now!

Naruto looked at the girl who was trying to hide her shivering but was failing at it. Naruto sighed. He took his hoodie off and tossed it to Ruby leaving him in just his orange t shirt with his emblem on his chest.

"Put that on to help keep you warm," He said.

"I'm fine," Ruby said. Of course a second later she shivered. Damnit. She put the hoodie on and looked down at it. It was a little too big for her but that's not what was bugging her.

"Why are there so many holes in it,"

"I got shot at," Naruto deadpanned. Ruby said nothing after that,

'Ok think Naruto/Ruby there had to be something,' The two though to themselves.

"There's Blakes semblance and…" Ruby muttered out loud

"Caboose managed to nearly hit him…" Naruto contemplated.

"Penny had that pack of…"

"Grif, weapon packs a punch…"

"Sun has his staff…"

"I have an idea!" The two shouted at the same time while turning to each other.

The two frowned at each other at the revelation they spoke at the same time again.

"Stop that," They both said.

"No you stop it!"

… The two narrowed their eyes at each other.

"I'm an idiot!"

"Damnit!"

Line Break

After telling each other their respective plans the two immediately found a way to create an even better plan. Now all they had to do was get it to the others.

"I got that covered," Naruto said. "CHURCH!" He shouted.

A moment later a small blue figure popped into existence.

"Sup,"

"Ah!" Ruby shouted in shock. "What is that!"

"No time!" Naruto interrupted. "Church I need you to get a message to the others,"

"Why,"

A smile grew on Naruto's face. "We gotta plan,"

Line Break

"This is bad," Grif muttered.

"It does seem unfavorable," Penny agreed. The two of them had taken shelter together.

"What are we…" Grif trailed off as Church sent Theta a message of what Naruto and Ruby had planned.

"What is it?" Penny asked.

Grif turned to look at the girl and though she couldn't see his face she could feel the smile etched on his face.

Line Break

"Sup!"

"Gah!"

"Huh!"

Blake and Sun had been shocked at the sight of the tiny blue man that appeared out of nowhere.

"you can freak out later," The blue guy said. "Naruto and Ruby have a plan,"

The two looked at the blue man who…sounded like a teenager for some reason.

"Freak out later," Sun said and Blake nodded in agreement.

"What's the plan?" She asked.

Line Break.

"Our rides here," Roman said. The hooded figure had not made a budge to move from his spot. "Come on what are you waiting for the cops," The hooded figure still did not speak.

Had they really run?

He would be lying if he said he wasn't a little disappointed. He turned around and got ready to enter the bullhead.

"Sorry for the wait!" The hooded figure tuned around to stare at Naruto, Caboose, and Sun. "We just decided to let you catch your bearing before we kicked you ass,"

The hooded figure stayed quiet but Naruto could swear he felt a smirk on the man's face.

"Roman go," The hooded figure said. "I have no more business with you,"

"Are you serious!" Roman retorted.

"You told us that you ran an efficient system but after today it proved that you lied," The man continued. "As far as I'm concerned our business is concluded,"

"Tch!" Roman said angrily. "Whatever," He grumbled as he entered the bullhead and told the pilot to take off.

"You ready to lose!" Naruto taunted The man did not say anything as usual. "Alright let's go!"

(This will be the day begins playing)

Then Naruto jumped back and Sun got directly behind Caboose. "Alright Sheila maximum output!" Church yelled. Then Church began to glow bright. "Let's go! Zeroin Custom stance, Caboose Style!"

"TRIPLE PLAY!" Caboose shouted happily as he pulled out Freckles and activated FMJ and rapid fire. Sheila began maxing out power in the suite to the fullest. Then Caboose fired. The cards blocked all of the shots but Caboose wasn't done. When Frecklest stopped firing he threw it up in the air and pulled out his magnums and put them on auto fire. He began firing off all the bullets in them. When they ran out he threw them up in the air and pulled out a large magazice and slid it in place as Freckles landed on it correctly. He fired of all of the shots once again and when they ran out once again tossed the gun into the air. He reached back and pulled two smaller magazines and slid them into the two magnums after they fell and fired them off. Then when they were empty he repeated the process over and over.

Sun activated his semblance and two golden silhouettes of him appeared on either side of Caboose. They took out their weapon and began to fire off golden bullets at the man but they were blocked as well and they slowly began fading out as they continued firing light bullets off. But that was all they needed.

Grif jumped over the two shooters and threw something down. It was a belt of grenades covered in blueish white crystals. Sun deactivated his semblance and pulled out his staff and began firing shots at the grenades with fire dust.

The man realized that the grenades were covered in ice dust. Sun's shots found their targets and a smoke screen was created a moment later.

"Checkerboard!"

The man looked up to see Blake and Ruby charging in from either side and began attacking him close range. He had not seen them in time so he couldn't get this cards in time to get them to back off forcing him to dodge the oncoming onslaught of slashes at him. The two females seemed to work well in tandem from his observation. Blake made for another slash. The man would block only for the Blake in front of him to turn out to be a shadow clone. Ruby used this to her advantage and attacked the seemingly off guard thief. He dodged just in time only for Blake to come slashing at him from the side.

The fight continued on like this. The two attacking in tandem forcing him to duck, block, or dodge them. Then without warning they separated. The man looked up to see Naruto rocketing towards him with a cocked back fist. "Eat this!" Naruto shouted.

A good effort.

But not good enough.

Cards began to fly in front of him making a shied shield of cards but Naruto was not deterred.

'Last possible second,' Naruto thought. Not yet.

…Not yet….

…Not yet….

…Now!

"2 times 5!" Naruto shouted as he thrusted his fist forward and hit the shield. The cards didn't stand a chance against the force Naruto had put behind his punch. He crashed through the shield and when he landed he did a quick spin and went in for a second punch.

There was a small shockwave as the man blocked just in time and took the brunt of Naruto's attack.

"A good effort," The man complimented. "But still not good enough,"

Naruto scowled at him. But his scowl quickly turned into a wild grin. "Who said it was done," Suddenly a black sash wrapped around Naruto's arm. The he heard the sound of something charging up.

The cloaked figure looked up just in time to see Penny finish charging up her sword blaster (for lack of a better term) and Caboose lock on to him with his care package.

"Let's see your cards stop this!" Naruto cackle manically as he was pulled by the sash that Blake was holding the other side of. "FIRE!" Naruto shouted. Then Penny and Caboose let loose their respective attacks. The man was engulfed in Penny's energy beam and every single missile and bullet Caboose had had been locked on to the man. They all hit their target.

The kids quickly regrouped and began aiming their guns at where the man had been standing. Naruto simply got into a fighting stance as he did not have a gun.

"A brilliant plan,"

"Damnit," Naruto growled.

"I can tell you will all grow to become fine huntsmen one day," The smoke cleared and the man was standing there. The only visible sign that their attack had any effect was that his cloak looked to be in tatters. "But right now I have to incapacitate you,"

Then he lifted his hands and all cards that were scattered everywhere began to gather around him. He positioned them accordingly and got ready to send the wave of cards at him.

"Heads up!"

The group looked up to see a projectile fly over them and at the cards. They soon realized what it was.

A trident.

The trident hit the center of the cards and a giant wave of water dust exploded out countering the wave of cards.

"Naruto!" Church shouted as he made Caboose fire a missile at the collision. Naruto didn't even hesitate as he began running after him completely missing Ruby right behind him. The missile hit the water creating a small hole that Naruto and Ruby jumped through before it was covered by cards.

"Futile," The man said. But before he could react he saw something coming from above that made him stop in surprise.

"Take this!" Roxas shouted as he slashed down at the man with oblivion. The man recovered just in time to back off from the oncoming blade but his mind was still distracted. '

That was all Naruto and Ruby needed. They both ran past Roxas. Naruto reached him first. He jumped and tried to deliver a spinning kick to the man's face. The man moved to the side but had to leap back as Ruby came from under Naruto and slashed at him.

"Just like how we met," Naruto said with a smirk as he landed on Crescent Rose.

"But better," Ruby said we a smirk on her as well. Then with all of her strength and a boost from her semblance She swung Crescent Rose and Naruto into a circle and threw Naruto with all of her might. He went rocketing towards the man and cocked his fist back.

The man could do nothing as Naruto's fist connected with his face. The man was sent sprawling towards the ground.

(Song ends)

Naruto landed a moment later as Roxas and Ruby joined his side and got ready to continue.

The man slowly got up but his hood had fallen off. Now they could see his face fully. The man had had tanned skin and platinum blond hair in Caesar style cut. He was sporting a mustache and goatee of the same tone and his eyes were electric blue.

"I'm impressed," He said as he rubbed his cheek. "Looks like I lost this little wager,"

"Ready to lose another one," Naruto taunted. Ruby pointed Crescent Rose in rifle form ready to shoot. Roxas got ready to back his leader up but something was bugging him. There was something screaming at him in the back of his head but he couldn't tell what it was.

Why was this man so familiar?

"Tempting but maybe some other time," The man said. "What is your name girl?"

"Ruby Rose," Ruby answered as she put her finger on the trigger.

"Ah Summers daughter," The man said nonchalantly. Ruby stopped breathing for a moment.

"You knew my mother," She asked in shock.

"The woman knew how to make a wager," He said with a smirk. He then turned his attention to Roxas. "So this is where you were,"

"Who are you?!" Roxas shouted. The man's eyebrows raised for a brief moment. But the smirk returned full blow.

"So that's how it is," He said mysteriously. "Well as much fun as it was chatting I have to go,"

"Like we'll let you," Naruto snarled.

"Tell your friends I hope their stronger next time we meet," The man said as cards began to swarm around him.

"Oh we will be. And unlike this time you won't get away with just a tattered cloak. Not that your leaving now!" Naruto said cockily. Then with a roar he leapt at the cards and punched them. Roxas followed soon after and began slashing while Ruby started firing. But when the cards dispersed and the man was gone.

"It's a bet," The man said his voice in the wind.

The three of them stood there in silence as they looked around. But they all knew. The man was gone.

"So…"Roxas spoke up causing the two leaders to look at him. "That was a thing,"

Line Break

The police arrived a few minutes later. They were all questioned on the events and their roll in it. The police had given Ruby odd stares when she had latched herself onto Blake and refused to let go despite her shivering.

While that was going on Naruto decided that now was a good time to address his team issue.\

"Caboose," He said. Caboose turned to him. The two looked at each other silently but no words were said. "Just… just promise to be safe ok. And stay in contact,"

Caboose remained silent.

"Wait this is the guy who said he was leaving?" Sun asked.

"Caboose your leaving," Ruby said in shock still holding onto Blake.

"We have to," Grif explained.

"No,"

The group turned to look at Caboose who was staring at Grif.

"I'm staying," Caboose said. Grif looked like he was going to stay something but Caboose cut him off. "I feel that this is where I need to be right now. I think that this is a good place and my new friends have my back like I have theirs,"

Everybody that new Caboose looked shocked. This was the clearest he had ever been when it came to speaking.

"Roxas is smart, and Percy is nice, and Naruto is tough," Caboose said. "They are my team and a part of my other family," The three remaining members looked at their teammate with shock. "I promise I will stay in contact, and I promise that should you ever get in to trouble I will be there. But I am staying,"

The group was silent as the two armored boys stared at each other. Tension in the air was high. Slowly Naruto walked to Caboose's. Slowly Roxas and Percy made their way there too. Grif stared them down before sighing.

"If you don't stay in contact I'm coming back and you are coming with me," Grif finally said.

The four grew a big smile on their faces. At the implication of the sentence.

"Maybe we can convince the others to come here!" Caboose said cheerfully "Beacon is safe and Ozpin is nice so he would provide help," Caboose tried.

"Yeah maybe," Grif said nonchalantly.

"Yes UMPR is still together!" Naruto cheered.

"Yay my boyfriend gets to stay!"

"Yeah- wait what?!"

The group turned to look at Penny.

"Oh yeah everybody this is Penny!" Caboose introduced. "My girlfriend,"

"WHAT!"

After everyone's shock had died down. Ruby decided that it was now time to deal with her team issues.

"Blake I'm going to let go now," Ruby said slowly. "Promise not to run,"

"Ruby come on," Blake groaned out.

"Promise you won't run," Ruby asked again.

"Promise," Blake answered truthfully. If she was being honest she had missed her hyper red hooded captain.

"Good," Ruby said as she let go. "Now then," Blake raised an eyebrow as Ruby took a deep breath. Then she was taken back when Ruby was giving her the fiercest glare she had ever seen on the younger girl. "WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING!" Everybody in the are cops included jumped back as the girl began shouting at Blake.

"Ruby-" Blake began but Ruby wasn't having it.

"Do you have any idea how worried you made me! Made us!" The girl continued. "Yang has been trying to hide it but she was a nervous wreck the last few days! She barely been sleeping an I know you got our messages!" With every scolding the others kept slowly stepping back farther and farther away from the two teammates. Even Penny realized that it was a good idea to back up and not speak. "Weiss has been trying to hide it but she is just as hurt and worried as me and Yang were! The bags under her eyes were proof enough of that!" Weiss had been losing sleep? Blake had not been expecting that. "And I've been out in Vale looking for you desperately since you left! I haven't even done maintenance on Crescent Rose!" Oh wow really.

Ruby looked like she was going to say more but she decided to stop and take a breath. "Look Blake I won't pretend that I know what you're going through as a Faunus, I can't and I probably never will," Blake looked down at the younger girl. Her throat felt dry. "I just need to apologize to you," Blake's eyes grew even wider. What? "I mean we were doing something wrong to make you feel uncomfortable right? That's why you never showed us your ears? You felt that you didn't trust us enough and that's our fault. And for that I'm sorry," No. no no no don't apologize it wasn't your fault. "But I promise from this point on I'll be a better teammate and a better friend that you feel you can trust," Oh Oum. "So please… Don't run away again,"

This girl. This younger girl was apologizing to her. When in reality she had done nothing wrong. This girl who had approached her to try and be her friend on the first day. This girl who she had been living with for months now and had asked to rea her books on occasion. This girl who had done her absolute best to make her feel welcome by inviting her to go do things on or off campus to get to know her better. And Blake had constantly rejected her.

Blake knew then and there. Ruby Rose was her friend. Without hesitation she grabbed the girl and brought her into a hug.

Ruby looked like she was gonna say something but Blake spoke first. "I'm sorry," Blake whispered. "I'm so sorry. I promise I will be a better teammate and I will tell you everything when we get back to the dorm. I'll talk with Weiss and apologize and we'll go from there,"

"Ok," Ruby said with a smile.

"Sniff," The others turned to look at Grif who still had his helmet on. "Sorry -Sniff- allergies," His voice cracked.

Roxas rolled his eyes.

Blake released Ruby and the two smiled at each other.

"I'm glad everything worked out," Sun said as he put his arm around Blake's shoulder. Blake merely smiled.

A moment later they heard footsteps. They turned to see Weiss and Yang walking toward the group. Blake slowly got up and began making her way towards the approaching Schnee. They stopped just short of each other.

They looked a each other with different expressions. Then the damn just broke. Blake pulled Weiss in for a hug.

Weiss looked like she was going to protest but stopped short as she felt her shoulder getting wet.

Blake was crying.

Well that settled it. A moment later Weiss began sniffling as her tears began to fall as well.

The two girls cried in each other's arms weakly apologizing to each other. Yang mysteriously decided to look in the opposite direction. Occasionally she would rub her eyes.

Ruby tried to hold it in she really did. But it was so hard. Suddenly she felt a hood cover her face.

"It's ok if you don't want them to see, but I'm sure they would embrace you," Naruto spoke softly.

"I know," Ruby said. "But this is their time to console,"

"So what will you do,"

"I'll cry silently," She said. Then the tears poured out. But she wouldn't make a single sound.

"Sniff," Sun turned to look at Grif. "Why are you crying man," Sun said with tears falling from his eyes.

"Sniff," Grif turned to look at Sun "Why are you crying man," He said his voice weak.

Naruto grew a big smile.

Today had been a good day.

But it wasn't over yet.

"Hey," Ruby spoke up. "Where did Penny go?"

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Penny looked out the window of her car with a small smile on her face. Though her eyes portrayed her sadness.

"You should know better than to go running around in a strange city." The driver of the car scolded. The voice was female and though she was scolding she didn't sound to upset.

"I know, sir." Penny said as she lowered her head

"Penny, your time will come..." The driver reassured.

"I just wanted to help my new friend," Penny explained. "And I'm glad I did,"

The driver remained silent for a moment. Then she let out a small sigh.

Teenagers.

"Well did you at least have fun?" The driver asked.

Penny's entire visage did a 180 at the question. "Oh yes! I made a few new friends and I got to explore Vale and I got a boyfriend!"

The driver chuckled at the girl's excitement. Then her entire statement seemed to hit her.

"Boyfriend?"

But before she could fully question the comment there was a knock on Penny's window.

Penny looked up startled to see Naruto staring at her. Penny slowly let the window down.

"Hey Penny we were about to hit a karaoke bar to celebrate our success since it's still technically the weekend," Naruto explained. "Wanna come?"

Penny just continued to stare at the boy.

"Penny?"

"How did you know I was here,"

Naruto raised an eyebrow at the weird question. "Your scent. I got a super nose," Penny nodded in understanding. Made sense. "So you wanna come? It would be unfair if we didn't invite you after tonight,"

Penny contemplated the answer for a moment. She did want to go, but she was in enough trouble as is.

"You can go," The driver said. Penny turned around to look at the woman driving her. "I haven't told them I found you so staying out to have a bit more fun with your friends and… boyfriend here shouldn't do any harm."

"Oh I'm not the boyfriend the guy in blue armor is," Naruto explained to the shadowed driver he couldn't see.

The driver looked outside to look at Caboose.

"And that's how we became boyfriend and girlfriend," Caboose explained to Weiss.

"What?" Weiss questioned. "You didn't say anything. I didn't even ask! You just walked up to me and said that's how you and Penny became boyfriend and girlfriend."

"Exactly,"

"What?!"

The driver looked at the display in silence. "He seem's… nice," 'And…familiar,' She kept that to herself.

"So I can really go?" Penny asked hopefully.

"Sure," The driver said kindly. "Just promise not to tell anyone. Especially Doyle, or he'll tell the general,"

"I promise!" Penny said vehemently.

"You get three hours," The driver said. "Then you have to come home,"

"Deal!" Penny agreed quickly. "Thank you Kimball,"

Kimball let a smile grace her face once again.

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Roman Torchwick was frustrated. This entire thing had gone downhill fast. "Stupid damn teenagers getting in the way," He growled to himself. 'And I lost a potential partner,'

"Oh Roman you here to lick your wounds," A voice taunted.

'And this day just keeps getting better,' He thought sarcastically.

"Oh look," He said turning around to be greeted by two teenagers. "It's the lackeys," He drawled.

"Higher on the totem pole than you," The other teenager snorted. It was a boy and a girl. The male had grey hair and light skin, and the girl had green hair and dark skin.

"You say that but does she ever let you do anything ever," Roman retorted. If they wanted to play the piss off game than they were sorely over estimating themselves. Though then again he was already in a foul mood. Maybe he could relieve some the stress.

By killing them. Yeah that sounded good.

"Now now play nice," A third voice spoke up. The three turned to see a woman walking towards them.

'Crap,' Roman thought.

"But I am disappointed Roman," The woman said as she walked fully out of the shadows. She had long ashen black hair and bright yellow eyes. She was wearing a dark-red, off-the-shoulders, v-neck minidress with yellow designs on the sleeves and around he collars. Her heals were pointed and black as well as the choker around her neck. "I had expected more from you, But today was a complete loss,"

Roman was about to retort but another voice spoke up.

"I wouldn't say that," The group looked to Roman's right to see a hooded man walking towards them. Roman raised an eyebrow at the sight of his companion from earlier.

The man turned towards Roman and tossed him an envelope. Roman opened the envelope and saw a stack of lien inside. The message was clear. Roman had won their wager. Roman grew a smile on his face. Ok so the main goal had been accomplished.

"Well," Roman said retrieving the bravado he had lost earlier. The woman and her two companions looked questioning at the man's sudden change. "Today wasn't a complete loss. The main goal was achieved,"

"Main goal?" The green haired girl questioned. "I still see the exact same amount of ust as last time I was here. The main goal was not achieved," She mocked.

"Still not seeing the bigger picture," Roman taunted aggravating the girl. She looked ready to say something but the older female raised her hand silencing her.

"Elaborate for me Roman," The woman said.

"Dust… Is not going anywhere," He explained. "We can always get more,"

"Your point," The woman asked.

"My point is," He estured dramatically at the hooded figure. "Expansion. Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce you to Luxord,"

The hooded man now identified as Luxord pulled his hood back to reveal his face.

"Greetings," He said respectfully. "My name is Luxord and I represent the organization Anti,"

Now that piqued the woman interest. "You're from Anti?"

"Yes ma'am and Roman informed our organization that you have something big planned," the man explained. "It interested my master which brings me to a few questions I must ask you,"

"Ask away," The woman said. "My name is Cinder Fall and it is a pleasure to meet,"

"You as well Ms. Fall," Luxord greeted.

"Now what must you ask?"

"Well more of a request," He explained. "My master says he might know who your…client is,"

Cinder's eyes narrowed at the implication.

"He asks that you ask 'The old witch to see if she would like to bless or curse the swordsman,' once again,"

Cinder narrowed her eyes. "I need to make a call," She said before walking off. "Stay here," She told everyone.

Line Break

"What do you want Cinder?" A voice asked as Cinder looked at the scroll.

"I need to speak with her Hazel," Cinder said patiently.

"About what?" The man named Hazel questioned.

"For her ears only," Cinder explained.

"Whatever," The man grumbled. A few moments later a woman with red eyes was looking into the scroll replacing the Hazel.

"Cinder," The woman greeted. "What can I help you with,"

"A new player has entered," Cinder explained.

"Oh?" Salem said.

"Yes and apparently his master told me to ask you something,"

"What may that be?"

"He asks if The old witch would like to bless or curse the swordsman once again,"

The woman on the other line paused and took the words in. "Then slowly a smile crept onto her face.

"Oh so that's the new player," The woman chuckled.

"You know who it is?" Cinder asked.

"Oh yes my dear," The woman said. "Tell him that we accept the alliance and we will meet any request they ask of us as long as they do the same,"

"We will?" Cinder questioned.

"Oh yes though I have a feeling I already know what that old buzzard wants," The woman said. "Let them know that they may consider us allies Cinder,"

"Yes ma'am," Cinder answered.

"Good," Then the screen went black.

Line Break

"My client accepts your master's alliance,"

"That is fortunate," Luxord answered. "There are a few conditions we have,"

"My client said she will accept them," Cinder said. "What are they if I may ask,"

"Just three things," The man said. He reached into his inner pocket and pulled out a picture. He handed the picture and looked to see a boy blonde hair and blue eyes. "This boy is to be captured and brought to us, we will help of course but if he is seen then bring him to me," Cinder noded in understanding.

"What else?" She asked.

"My master does not care for what your client does with most of the world. He just wants Vacuo," once again Cinder nodded. "And finally," Suddenly the air seemed tense. Cinder's two companions reached for their weapons at the feeling. Cinder merely narrowed her eyes. If she was intimidated she wasn't going to show it. "Do not cross us," The rest of the threat went unsaid but Cinder understood.

"Fair enough," Cinder said. "They all seem doable,"

The atmosphere was calm again.

"Wonderful," Luxord said. "As another sign of good faith to show that we can and will be helpful in your cause allow me to introduce you to our… foot soldiers,"

Then they appeared.

They had large, cylindrical heads with flat tops that were emblazoned with a strange symbol. Their bodies seemed to be covered in a light grey jumpsuit or made of it, and their "mouth" was a large zipper that were undone to reveal their actual, grey, sharp teeth underneath. They appeared to be fairly muscular, though their arms and legs were very thin. The sides of their bodies were lined by a black line, which pulsed weakly with light. Their feet and hands were pointed and lacked digits, and their hands each sported two black bands around them.

The creatures were complexly and utterly grotesque.

"Can you send more," Cinder asked.

"Plenty," Luxord said. "And in different forms,"

"Oh there are more,"

"Yes," Luxord answered. "These come from the nobody project," He explained. "These particular ones are named Dusk,"

"Intriguing," Cinder said. "Well Luxord I think I can speak for both of us when I say that this partnership will bloom beautifully,"

Luxord gave a sinister smirk.

"I'd wager on it,"

"Good then," Roman said speaking up. "Now if you'll excuse me for a second I have one last order of business to take care of tonight," He said as he began walking off.

He looked at his scroll to see the message he had been sent.

'Target located,'

Roman grew a smirk.

'You know what to do. Inform me when it's done,'

Then he closed his scroll and continued walking.

Once was coincidence

Twice was just bad.

There would not be a third time.

Line Break

"Give it up for Albert singing the Piano man," The owner said as another man had just got done singing. The audience slowly clapped but their hearts weren't fully in it. The song had been boring.

"Well this is a waste of time," Blake muttered.

"Don't be like that," Jaune said. "Somebody just needs to liven things up a bit,"

Naruto had called JNPR down to come party with them.

"So it's really ok if I continue to work for you," Sun asked Tenten. Naruto invited her to.

"Oh yeah I can always use more help," Tenten said happily. "You can to Blake, I bet I could get more customers if they saw your cute cat ears,"

Blake blushed lightly. "Thank you it's much appreciated,"

"Plus," Tenten said as she leaned closer to Blake. "I bet you would like to be around Mr. Abs over here," She said with a suggestive smile. Blake's blush became more prominent.

"Huh?" Sun asked not hearing what was said.

"Nothing!" Blake said fiercely.

"Bet my day was better than yours Nora," Ruby countered.

"Oh yeah!" Nora said accepting the challenge.

"Yeah!"

"Oh Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"Oh Ye- Will you both shut up!" Weiss interrupted. "Your giving me a migraine,"

"We just need to liven things up," Naruto said as he sat on Blake's other side. Then an idea came to him. A completely sinister idea. He loved it. "And who better to get it started than Ruby!"

"Yeah-Huh?!" Ruby looked up surprised.

"Yeah!" Sun cheered.

"That sounds grand!" Pyrrha agreed.

"Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!" Yang began cheering. Then the others started joining in.

"Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!"

Ruby glared at Naruto. "I hate you!" She growled.

"Yeah I feel the same way about you," Naruto dismissed. "Now get on the stage,"

'I'm burning this hoodie,' She thought as she made her way to the stage.

Then the man started playing on the piano. She recognized the melody. A small smile grew on her face. Ok maybe it wasn't all bad. She looked at her friends who all gave her teasing smiles.

She unzipped Naruto's hoodie and dropped it on the floor.

"Yeah!" Yang cheered.

"Whoo whoo!" Grif whooped.

"Sensational!"

We all know who said that.

Ruby grabbed the mice and began singing

I come home in the morning light My mother says when you gonna live your life right

She looks at Weiss specifically at this part and Weiss give a huff but she can't help the smile that appeared on her face. Percy gives her a look and she just glares him as if daring him to speak. Percy chuckles and looks back at Ruby.

Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones

Grif is patting his hand against the table at the beat and Jaune is next to him bobbing his head as Ruby continues singing.

And girls they wanna have fun

Nora and Penny pump their fist in the air and Nora screams out "YEAH!" Penny looks giddy starts aquealing slightly in happiness at the song.

Oh girls just want to have fun

Tenten chuckles at the display of the two girls she was sitting next to. And claps. Apparently Their excitement and Ruby's joy at singing the song was contagious because soon enough everyone in the bar started cheering for the girl.

(Piano)

Ruby begins jumping around the stage in happiness. Normally this would have freaked her out being in front of all these people but for some reason she felt really at ease. Maybe because off all the action she went through today, there was still some adrenaline running through her.

Percy playfully brings out a water dust crystal and starts swaying it in the air causing Weiss to giggle at his antics. Naruto gets up and heads to the bar to get a soda. He was thirsty.

The phone rings in the middle of the night

Ruby puts her hand to her ear to mimics a phone call. Yang, Caboose, and Sun were hitting their fists on the table lightly.

My father yells what you gonna do with your life

Ruby changes her voice and starts pointing at Yang as if lecturing her. Yang and Pyrrha begin laughing at the younger girl's antics.

Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one

Roxas playfully puts his thumbs up while Blake and Ren cheer out loud. What they could do that. They just usually chose not to.

But girls they wanna have fun

Ruby starts to really get into the song as she continues singing.

Oh girls just want to have

No one notices the man that walks into the bar slowly. His eyes trained on Ruby the entire time.

That's all they really want

The man eyed Ruby and slowly reached into his pocket. Roman payed him to do a job and he would complete it.

Some fun

He pulled out a gun and aimed it directly at Ruby. Yang just happened to look at backwards and saw the man. Then she saw the gun. And who it was aimed for.

When the working day is done

Ruby! Yang didn't have time to move. She wouldn't have been able to do anything. There was nothing she could do. Ruby was going to get shot.

Oh girls, they wanna have fun

"NO!" Yang shouted.

Oh girls just wantna have fun

BANG!

Ruby looked up and was surprised at the sudden loud sound. But that wasn't what was surprising. What was surprising was Naruto standing in front of her. And then falling over.

Everybody looked on in shock. Then the panic kicked in as everyone realized what just happened.

"Naruto!" Percy shouted. The civilians began rushing out of the bar. Tenten rushed to the fallens blonde side instantly. Roxas began looking around. Where had the shot come from.

"Theta scan!" Grif commanded as he started putting pressure on the wound.

"Pyrrha call the ambulance," Jaune yelled as he started maneuvering through the panicking crowd. He activated his shield and stood in front of his fallen friend. His eyes scanning for everything.

Yang being the only one who knew where the guy was got ready to leap at him. He had tried to shoot Ruby. That was his original target. She wouldn't let that happen. But before she could do anything

"Damnit," The man growled. He cocked his gun for another shot. He wouldn't miss a second time.

But before he could make a shot a hand grabbed his wrist. The man looked up to see Caboose holding his arm.

The two stared at each other for a moment before Caboose cocked his fist back.

"Die," He said simply. The man was sent through the was a moment later. Oh no he wasn't getting away that easily. Caboose leapt after him.

Ruby wasn't paying attention to anything. She just stood there frozen.

"Stay with me," Grif commanded. That seemed to knock ruby out of her daze. She dashed next to Naruto's side.

"Naruto!" She shouted. Naruto's eyes were open and he slowly looked at her. "Can you hear me!"

He looked like he wanted to tell her something but the words wouldn't come out.

"Come on!" Grif said. "Stay with me!"

'Damnit,' Naruto thought. 'You're all too loud,' He looked at Ruby who was shouting something at him but she was slowly fading out. 'Take care of my hoodie,' Those were his last thoughts as everything with black.

And volume one comes to a close. Man I gotta say I have had a lot of fun writing this. What a way to start the new year. Now and I'm not done yet. Before I continue my A/N My characters want to give you something special… Even though it's a week late. Freakin procrastinators.

Curtain slowly opens revealing Naruto standing by himself

The melody starts up as Naruto comes into focus. He begins singing.

"On the first day of Christmas please Santa give to me," Naruto begins shadow fighting at a fast pace. "A hard opponent to beat,"

Ruby takes his place as she slings Crescent Rose over her shoulder.

"On the second day of Christmas please Santa give to me," She begins. She suddenly pulls out a magazine with a sword and gun on the front. "A weapons catalog!"

Naruto shadow fights: And a hard opponent to beat,"

The camera expanded leaving Naruto and Ruby in but Jaune walked in to join them.

"On the third day of Christmas please Santa give to me," He popped open his shield and he began to comically cry. "A not as heavy shield,"

Ruby holds out the magazine: "A weapons catalog,"

Naruto shadow fights: And a hard opponent to beat,"

Weiss walks in to the screen next. She looks peeved before smiling.

"On the fourth day of Christmas please Santa give to me," She begins singing. Tenten and Penny jump in to harmonize with her. "A never changing leader," Weiss says as Ruby latches on to her.

Jaune pops his shield out. A not as heavy shield

Ruby shows her magazine: A weapons catalog.

Naruto shadow fights: And a hard opponent to beat.

Caboose walks in next and the camera zooms in on him. Church appears on his shoulder.

"On the fifth day of Christmas please Santa give to me," The two sing. Caboose gains a great big smile while church just looks aggravated. "MMMOOOORRRRREEEEE BRAND NEW FRIENDS!" Sun riffs on the guitar and Grif starts playing on the drums.

Weiss smiles at Ruby: A never changing leader

Jaune pops his shield out. A not as heavy shield

Ruby shows her magazine: A weapons catalog.

Naruto shadow fights: And a hard opponent to beat.

Nora hops down on to the stage.

"On the sixth day of Christmas please Santa give to me," She says. She pulls out a fork and knife and looks at the large stack of pancakes that appears out of nowhere. "A plate full of pancakes,"

Caboose MMMMOORRRREEEE OTHER STUFF (music stops) Church looks over at Caboose. "Whoa you can't just change the word. Try again when it comes back around.

Music resumes.

Weiss smiles at Ruby: A never changing leader

Jaune pops his shield out. A not as heavy shield

Ruby shows her magazine: A weapons catalog.

Naruto shadow fights: And a hard opponent to beat.

Percy walk in with a board slung over his shoulder.

"On the seventh day of Christmas please Santa give to me," He sings. He throws up a bunch of water Dust crystals creating a wave that he starts riding the board on. "A brand new surf board,"

Nora begins tearing through a large stack of pancakes: A plate full of pancakes

Caboose: MMYYY FAVORITE PET FRECKKLLEESSS Music stops. "Damnit Caboose no you changed it again,"

Music continues.

Weiss smiles at Ruby: A never changing leader

Jaune pops his shield out. A not as heavy shield

Ruby shows her magazine: A weapons catalog.

Naruto shadow fights: And a hard opponent to beat.

Pyrrha walks in with her hands behind her back and gives a kind smile.

"On the eight day of Christmas please Santa give to me," She sings somewhat shyly. She pulls out a book that says 'Teamwork for Dummies,'. "A team building exercise,"

Percy is surfing in the water: A brand new surf board.

Nora begins tearing through a large stack of pancakes: A plate full of pancakes

Caboose AAARRRMMMOOORRREEE UPGRAAADDDEEE (Music Stops) "Ok what?! And you didn't get an upgrade! Mark VI is an upgrade." Caboose simply smiles. "Five is higher on a top ten list," He said. "DAMNIT!" (Music continues)

Weiss smiles at Ruby: A never changing leader

Jaune pops his shield out. A not as heavy shield

Ruby shows her magazine: A weapons catalog.

Naruto shadow fights: And a hard opponent to beat.

The camera zooms to Blake who's sitting in a chair reading a book.

"On the ninth day of Christmas please Santa give to me," Penny and Tenten harmonize together. Everyone looks towards Blake. Blake simply flips to the next page in her book and continues reading.

Pyrrha holds the team bonding book: A team building exercise.

Percy is surfing in the water: A brand new surf board.

Nora begins tearing through a large stack of pancakes: A plate full of pancakes

Caboose: MMYYYY NEEEWWW GIRLFRIEENNNDDD. "Ok I guess that's partially right so I can let it slide,"

Weiss smiles at Ruby: A never changing leader

Jaune pops his shield out. A not as heavy shield

Ruby shows her magazine: A weapons catalog.

Naruto shadow fights: And a hard opponent to beat.

The camera focuses on Roxas who shrugs at Blake's dismissal.

"On the tenth day of Christmas please Santa give to me," He begins. He pulls out a large box of popsicles a bright smile on his face. "A box full of ice pops,"

Blake flips page in book

Pyrrha holds the team bonding book: A team building exercise.

Percy is surfing in the water: A brand new surf board.

Nora begins tearing through a large stack of pancakes: A plate full of pancakes

Caboose: FFFIIIIVVVEEEEE GGGOOOOLLLLDDDDDD RRIIIIIINNNGGGSSSS "What the hell was that?!" "The original version of the song," "What?!"

Weiss smiles at Ruby: A never changing leader

Jaune pops his shield out. A not as heavy shield

Ruby shows her magazine: A weapons catalog.

Naruto shadow fights: And a hard opponent to beat.

Yang rides in to the screen on a motorcycle.

"On the eleventh day of Christmas please Santa give to me," Yang sings. Then her motorcycle lights up and she starts burning rubber. "A new set of wheels,"

Roxas holds three popsicles between his fingers: A box full of ice pops

Blake flips page in book

Pyrrha holds the team bonding book: A team building exercise.

Percy is surfing in the water: A brand new surf board.

Nora begins tearing through a large stack of pancakes: A plate full of pancakes

Caboose: "Wait what was I doing?" Church looked at him angrily. "You will die in your sleep,"

Weiss smiles at Ruby: A never changing leader

Jaune pops his shield out. A not as heavy shield

Ruby shows her magazine: A weapons catalog.

Naruto shadow fights: And hard opponent to beat.

The camera focuses on Ren who knows that Nora and Roxas are looking at him with an expectant look. 'Sing or suffer,'

"On the twelfth day of Christmas please Santa give to me," Ren sings. "A sloth making noise," He says with a small smile s Nora's smile gets bigger and kisses his cheek.

Yang swerves on her motorcycle: A new set of wheels

Roxas holds three popsicles between his fingers: A box full of ice pops

Blake flips page in book

Pyrrha holds the team bonding book: A team building exercise.

Percy is surfing in the water: A brand new surf board.

Nora begins tearing through a large stack of pancakes: A plate full of pancakes

Caboose MMMOOOOORRRREEEEEE BBRRRRRAAANNNN NEEEWWWW FRRRIIEEENNNDDSSS Church jumped into the air and cheered at him getting it right. He looks around. "EVERYBODY NOW!" he shouts as Sun and Grif make their instruments more prominent.

(Everyone singing)

Weiss smiles at Ruby: A never changing leader

Jaune pops his shield out. A not as heavy shield

Ruby shows her magazine: A weapons catalog.

Naruto shadow fights but the camera zooms out to show everyone: AND A HARD OPPOONNEENNTTT TTOOOOOO BBBEEEEAAAAAATTTTTTT.

The curtains slowly start closing on them.

And scene I hope you enjoyed that. But wait… there's more. Roll camera!

Superboy was three weeks old. He knew many things. He knew how to read and write. He knew how to talk. He knew why he was created. He knew a lot of things.

"Hey can you talk kid,"

But there were things that he didn't know.

"Wait weren't you born like three weeks ago? Why the hell do you look 3-years old,"

Like who the hell was the guy in his head. He looked to be about 16 or 17 and had Spikey blonde hair, tanned skin, sky blue eyes, and whiskers on his face.

"Hey wanna hear about how awesome I am?" The blonde suggested.

Superboy just continued to stare at him. Maybe he was a small flaw in his DNA sequence, or maybe this had something to do with his kryptonian DNA.

"Hey kid you ok?" Superboy just continued to stare at him. Then the blondes face seemed to think about something before a knowing smile came onto his face.

Then the music started.

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here

Naruto chuckled out as he began singing. Where had the music come from?

You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange

Naruto shrugged his shoulders as if in understanding.

You don't even know how you feel

Naruto patted the 6-week old's shoulder.

It's adorable!

Naruto pinched the clones shoulder before he smacked it away in annoyance.

Well, it's nice to see that people never change

The blonde said with a fond smile.

Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Naruto: breathe it in!

Oh! So his name was Naruto. Helpful.

I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!

Naruto ran his hand moved his hand through his hair before flexing his arms. The boy admitted that he was amazed that the hair was naturally spikey but what muscles? He was wearing a jumpsuit.

When you're staring at a handsome guy

That didn't even rhyme!

What can I say except you're welcome

Your welcome. For what?

For the tides, the sun, the sky

Huh?! The clone gave the blonde an incredulous look.

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

Naruto seeing the look held his hands as if try to placate Superboy.

You're welcome

For what?!

I'm just an ordinary ninja-guy

That ending was rushed. (Superboy is now 7-weeks old)

Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky

Atlas did but that was mythology. And plus he still was doing it.

When you were waddling yay high

That was 3 weeks ago!

This guy!

Liar! Superboy looked at the blonde in annoyance. (8-weeks old)

When the nights got cold

Who stole you fire from down below

Cave men discovered it by accident. Plus, wouldn't that burn if he held it.

You're lookin' at him, yo

Sssuuuurrrreeee. Superboy rolled his eyes.

Oh, also I lassoed the sun

Naruto imitated throwing a lasso at the sun he had created in Superboy's head.

Wait he could do that?!

You're welcome!

Damnit!

To stretch the days and bring you fun

Naruto began pulling the sun as if slowing it down.

Also I harnessed the breeze

Naruto created a small breeze that blew through the air.

You're welcome!

Seriously how as he doing this in Superboy's head. (9-weeks)

To fill your sails and shake your trees

Breeze's were branches of wind caused by high pressure moving to low pressure. This guy was not the reason the earth rotated.

So what can I say except you're welcome

Naruto waved his hand through the air as he slung the other one over Superboy's shoulder.

For the islands I pulled from the sea

Ok so there were a few islands whose appearance were unexplained. He would give him that.

There's no need to pray, it's okay

Pray! To who him! HA!
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me

What! Being a liar! Naruto shrugged as if what he did was no big deal.
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on

The cloned gave him a deadpanned stare. 'I noticed,' He thought (10-weeks old_

I can explain every natural phenomenon

Naruto spread his arms out and the elements surrounded him.

Meaning his ego.

The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
Naruto was surfing on water before lending in grass. He pulled up a chunk and hailed it in his hand.

That was Naruto just messing around.

Naruto rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders

Bullshit!

I killed a snake

A giant snake appeared and ate Naruto. Superboy jumped back in surprise.

I blew up its guts

The snake suddenly started growing before blowing up.

Ouch

Naruto was standing where he had been.

Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts

Ok now that didn't make any sense at all.

What's the lesson

Naruto was wearing a teacher's outfit and taps on the chalkboard.

Seriously how was he creating these things.

What is the take-away

Naruto gains a smirk as he wags his finger at Superboy.

Don't mess with Naruto when he's on the break-away

Naruto begins doing backflips and breakdances before stopping. Superboy rolls his eyes but there's a small smile on his face. (12-weeks)

And the tapestry here made by our kin.

Naruto points to the genomorphs that seemed to be painting a bunch of pictures with Naruto on it.

Wait now they could do this stuff. Damnit! Why couldn't he!?

Is a map of the victories I win

Naruto's smile grows as he continues to exaggerate. Superboy looked fairly impressed at the painting. It was really elaborate.

Look where I've been

Naruto appears at random spots in the tapestry as he points at places he had been. Some looked familiar others Superboy didn't recognize.

I can make anything happen

'Yeah in my head,' Superboy thinks but a smile is still on his face. (12-weeks)

Look at that mini Genomorph just tippity-tappin'

Naruto points to his shoulder. and to the clones shock a G-Gnome was tap dancing on the blonde's shoulder.

Ok… He was impressed

Ha Ha Ha

Naruto was making a beat on his chest as the Genomorph continued tap dancing. He kept leaning closer and closer to Superboy.

HA HA HA

(At the last three Ha's Superboy was getting older signifying the passing of the weeks. (13-15))

HEY! Naruto spins the clone around before he stops and smiles at the blonde. (Superboy is 16 now)

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome

Bright colors and images are flashing by as Naruto and Superboy begin walking around.

Your welcome!

Geno Trolls pop out and sing. One pops out from under Naruto and Superboy. Superboy looks down and smile while Naruto cheers loudly.

For the wonderful world you know

Naruto and Superboy slide down the trolls back as they land on the back of two G-Sprites that fly around changing the colors of the energy they produced.

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

Naruto looked at Superboy and placated him once again. Superboy shook his head with a smile and had his G-Sprite go faster. Naruto soon followed accepting the challenge.

You're welcome!

Naruto says as he catches up.

Your welcome!

Superboy looks down as the G-Sprite he was riding that begins singing along with the other G-sprites.

Well, come to think of it, we gotta go

Naruto jumps off his G-Sprite and grabs Superboy as they begin falling.

(G-Gnomes begin saying Hey repeatedly as they play pair up and sand in a line and play leap frog)

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome

Their grab onto the tentacles of the G-Dwarves and begin swinging on them.

Your welcome!

The G-Dwarves sing as they are not bothered by them swinging on their tentacles.

'Cause I really wanna leave you know

Naruto says as he stops swinging and lands.

We're going to escape so your welcome.

Naruto begins dancing in tandem with the G-Elves as they support each other by their shoulders and start kicking their feet on by one in sync,

Your welcome!
The G-Elves sing as Superboy begins to join in.

And punch these assholes in the throat.

Faces of scientist and other people appear as Naruto pounds his fist into his hand

Your welcome!

Naruto, and the Genomorphs begin walking arounf Superboy while moving to the beat while singing. All of the Genomorphs sing

You're welcome!

Naruto sings while hoping into the circle while the genomorphs continue walking

Your welcome!

Naruto put's his arm around Superboy and they both smile.

You're welcome!

The Genomorphs sing

Song ends.

"So whadda ya think?" Naruto asked as he looked at Superboy.

Superboy looked at him before a smirk came onto his face.

"You ran out of stuff to say at the end didn't you?" He asked smugly.

Naruto glared at him.

"Shut Up!"

Trailer ends

And there you go. But wait… that's it. Ha had ya fooled. But anyway I hope you enjoyed my chapters. Blake and Weiss made up and Caboose Isn't leaving isnt that great! Too bad Naruto got shot... but he'll live... i think... i hope. Moving on to a happier time. I hope you enjoyed take charge Ruby in these last 2 chapters. I really feel that it was agood way for her and her team to grow. tell me what you think about all of it. I love opinions. And i hope you liked an noticed the change in the opening. I decided that the second verse fit UMPR better.

And on a side note.

Guest: Flames and critics (am I using that word right… I'm seriously asking) please reserve them for my story not me. And I explained this in the chapter A/N that you called me an idiot in. Wouldn't that make you the idiot technically. But I digress and I apologize. But please leave your opinions about me personally to yourself and just do it for my stories.

Now on to Naruto. 5! Does anybody recognize the ability? I hope so. And if you think I forced it Just go read through the story and you'll see that I didn't. I just wanted to add suspense to when he used it. I'm focusing more on his abilities from his jinchuriki status.

But that doesn't mean I want put others in here.

Caboose. Did anybody notice is style. I made the moves up but the name might sound familiar to few. If you haven't, look up ZEROIN the manga. I enjoyed it. And sis anybody catch on to Penny's driver eh eh. And my first relationship. I really enjoyed making this one. The idea came to me while listening to LOKUBELL by Chico Honeyworks. Look it up and I swear Penny just comes to mind.

Percy: Now I know he didn't get a lot of air time in the finale but trust me the next arc and volume 2 his role will be bigger. I hope you enjoyed his clumsiness and his secretive past.

Roxas: Now I admit he didn't really stick out as much this season. That will not be the case from this point on. After all, looks like his past has joined forces with Salem. That can only spell disaster.

I hope you like Luxord's weapon. I actually enjoyed writing how they work. And the introduction of the nobodies. Grimm aren't the only creatures that go bump in the night.

Well you may notice that I'm being long winded with my A/N well there's a reason for that.

I will be absent for the next 2 months. I'm not abandoning my stories. I just need this time for personal reasons. It may not even take that long. But I definetly eont take longer. So expect a new chapter along with maybe a few first chapters by March 1st or sooner.

Well that's all I really have to say.

I hope you enjoyed my story so far and I hope you will enjoy it when I return. If youhavent followed or favorited then do it now. I love those numbers going up. And I just realized. 31st story to have over 100,000 WORDS in the Naruto x RWBY crossover. I was hoping to be 30th but Monochrome beat me to it. Good story I really enjoy it.

Anyways I will see you all in 2 months time. But I will still be able to answer questions or anything. Just PM me and we can talk. Any ideas you might like to see in this story or any of my stories just let me know! Well that's all for now.

READ…REVIEW AND ABOVE ALL ELSE…..HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Drag0n5on out.

(MIC DROPS)