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Percy rubbed his hands slightly as he waited to reach his destination.

'What if he says no,' Percy thought worriedly. He didn't know if he could handle that. He had meant too over the break bu that fell through with the whole rescue Caboose thing.

A week had passed since the Caboose resuce mission. The original plan was to leave right after but that had been shut down after the military had cracked down on traveling for the week. Even Weiss's private mode of transportation was under heavy scrutiniazation. And they couldn't leave Caboose hanging. So they had spent the break living with Jaune's family.

That had been an experience with all of those sisters.

Finally, the elevator doors opened.

"Ah Percy welcome," Ozpin greeted. "I take it you know why you're here,"

"Yes sir," Percy said nervously. Why was Ms. Goodwitch glaring at him.

"Well I've thought about it and I've come to the conclusion that your request is reasonable,"

Percy blinked.

"Really?"

"Yes," Ozpin said with a smile. "But I would like to make a few alterations if you wouldn't mind,"

"What kind of alterations?"

UMPR

Tukson layed on the floor unmoving. He felt numb. From the corner of his eye he could see a liquid spread across his floor as he layed there. Slowly he reached out to touch is. When he did he pointed his hand back to himself.

Blood.

He was bleeding out.

Well that was to be expected when you were stabbed and shot.

And to think he was a day away from getting away from all of this.

'Is this really it?' He thought sadly. Then a miracle happened.

He saw two figures walk into his store.

"WWHHAACCKK!" One of them shouted in alarm.

"Garsh! Are we to late?" The other asked.

"H-H-Help," Tukson said weakly.

"WHACK! He's still alive!" The first voice said. "Thank goodness they said. He saw one of the shadows approach him. He felt his body turn slightly. He felt a pair of hands press down on his wounds.

Then there was a tingling sensation. But it was soothing.

"WHACK! Don't worry your gonna be fine," The first one reassured. "Good thing He sent us a day early to escort you,"

"That's right," The second voice agreed. We'll get you to safesty soon enough hyuk!"

UMPR

NEW OPENING START!

Ittai nani ga seikai nan darou?

It shows Naruto laying down in the grass before opening his eyes slowly looking gup into the sky.

TAIMURAIN ni sakimidareru FAKE

It changes to Percy as he looks out at the water with a serene smile.

[What is reality?] zetsubou ya kanki nante

It changes to Roxas as he is leaning against a rock nearby.

kakenukeru dake no Mirage

It shows Caboose waving as Caboose lays on his shoulder lazily.

afureru INFOMEESHON yuraideiru NONFIKUSHON

It shows Naruto going through his daily life from reviving a dead Jaune to running away from Glynda with Sun to pouring a soda on Ruby as he's covered in multiple colors finally to making a victory pose before it pauses on him and reveals his name.

akai reisei aoi jounetsu aima na JAJJI

It shows Percy going through his daily life from getting smacked by a blushing Weiss as he doesn't have a shirt on, to crawling on the ground as food passes over him to putting on a fake mustache and glasses while talking to Nora about something and finally to him drooling as he sleeps in class. The image freezes as it shows his name.

misukashichau JIIZASU kainarashi mukanshin VIINASU kidotteru

It shows Roxas as he goes about his daily life such as hiding from Tenten as she tries to get his swords, to having a comical fight with Blake using bread, to getting his hand slapped by Ren as he attempts to take a pancake, and finally to him sitting on a ledge as he eats a popsicle. The image freezes as it shows his name.

meisou gensou Highway... Seek your way!

It shows Caboose going about his daily life from talking to Pyrrha who looks at him confused, to hugging Penny in a field of flowers, to doing a strange dance with Yang moving their hips, to finally looking over at the camera while Church looks on irritated before the image pauses and shows his name.

[Inside Noside]

It shows Morpho looking at the screen curiously.

oborete itaindesho,

It shows Tenten as she twirls a knife on her finger with a lazy smile on her face.

mousou wa itsudatte mitsu no aji

It shows a girl with unkempt spikey black hair, and a woman with dark purple hair in a pony tail with a little boy with brown hair and an eyepatch holding a baby between them the the girls are moving to the beat while the boy is rocking the baby to the beat before bringing the baby in close and smiling down at the child who giggles.

[Outside Noside]

It shows the grimm Fox hopping from side to side with a happy look.

sore ja mono tannai nara...

It shows Sun as he holds his hands out before two more pair appear behind him. Two boys his age appear on the screen standing on either side of him. One a boy with bright blue hair and the other with vibrant red hair and a red tail swinging behind him. They give nice guy poses.

"hada" o sarase!

saa, Naked Dive! kanjou o hanatte

Naruto begins doing a kata as if fighting someone before leaping into the air before it changes to Percy who spins Neró around and then throwing it with a torrent of water following it.

tashikamero kimi no REAL o

It shows Roxas moving at a fast pace slashing with Oathkeeper and Oblivion before Caboose and Church come on to the screen. Caboose activated care package and fires it.

sou, Naked Dive! shoudou no Myself

It shows teams RWBY and JNPR smiling as they perform their own attacks before leaping forward or falling back

motome tsuzukereba iin janai?

It shows Penny, Sun and Tenten as they perform their own attacks as well before disappearing as Ozpin and Glyna appear only to see Ozpin sip form his cup.

[Making your world!]

It shows Sun giving a cocky grin as other students from Haven stand behind him.

mugamuchuu de sakebe!

It shows JNPR as they stand to the left looking forward with smiles on their faces.

[Changing your world!]

It shows Penny waving as other Atlas students stand behind her.

genkai wa nai sa

It shows team RWBY as they stand to the right looking forward giving cheerful smiles.

[Making your world!]

It shows shadowed figures looking forward with the symbol for Shade behind them.

sono kotae no saki e

It shows team UMPR standing between the other two team before looking at them as they look around.

[Changing your world!]

Slowly the look towards the sky as the camera follows their line of sight.

hirake New World

UMPR appears in big letters across the sky.

(OPENING END)

UMPR

The Beacon students were sitting around in the cafeteria for lunch. It was the last day of the break before the new semester started. Today and tomorrow students would be piling in from the other kingdoms.

Right now a certain group of freshman were split off in two groups as they ate their lunch.

""Dust, armor, weapon, nevermore, taiju!" Naruto, and Jaune, shouted before holding their hands out. They all chose weapon.

"Ok we seriously need to get a knew game," Naruto said. "I mean has anyone actually won this game since we started playing?" He continued. "I don't even rember wanyone remembering when we played with your sisters,"

"I think Caboose did once," Jaune answered.

"OK that's good enough for me," Naruto said.

"Dust, armor, weapon, nevermore, taiju!" The duo of blonds said once again. They both chose weapon.

"Son of a bitch!"

"Language Naruto," Pyrrha reprimanded.

"Nora I don't think that's a good idea," Ren said as he saw her toss a berry toward Yang who caught it with her mouth.

"That's three points for Yang," Roxas said as he tallied up the score. He watched as three grapes soared through the air and Nora caught them all in her mouth effortlessly. "Alright Nora just caught three grapes which are worth 5 points each and since she caught all three the points earned triple giving her 45," He muttered. "That puts you in the lead by 20 Nora,"

"Yay!" the hyper ginger cheered clapping her hands while Yang sucked on her teeth.

"Knew I should have thrown them fast and higher," The blonde boxer muttered.

"You're not helping me make my point Roxas," Ren accused.

"Not trying too Ren,"

"I'm surrounded by morons," Weiss muttered.

"What where I'll get them away from you," Caboose said. "Unless they have ice cream,"

Weiss gave the shooter a withering glare.

"What?"

Blake looked down at her opened notebook. It was a drawing of a man with his back turned to her.

Adam.

He had been her friend for so long. She remembered the first time they had met. A simpler time. A better time. But everything had changed when the leadership changed.

He had changed.

"Hey Blake what are you doing?" Yang asked looking down at her notebook before it was quickly closed by the cat faunus.

"Just looking over some notes from last semester," Blake answered lying through her teeth.

"Wow~," Yang drawled out. "That sounds so fuuunnnn,"

"You're the one who asked," Blake countered.

"Touché," Yang conceded. "One second," She then proceeded to stand up to catch a strawberry in her mouth before sitting back down. She picked up a blueberry and flicked it towards Nora.

"Gah!"

"That's minus two Yang!" Roxas said.

"Oh BS!"

"No flicking you know the rules!"

"Tch!" Yang growled before turning back towards her teammate.

"Speaking of which has anybody seen Percy or Ruby?" Jaune asked.

"How did minus 2 points from a food tossing game make you think of them?"

Before Jaune could answer a gaiant binder was slammed down onto the table shocking everyone.

The group looked up to see Ruby being the to slam it down Percy standing a littly behind her with an amused smile. Ruby turned around to nod at Percy as he held pulled out his scroll and pressed something. Suddenly music started playing.

"Friends! Sister! Weiss," Ruby began. Thyen her eyes landed on Naruto. "Ramen addict,"

"Hey!" Weiss shouted.

"Cookie monster," Naruto greeted back lazily.

"Four score and seven minutes ago, I dad a dream!"

"Fuck your old," Naruto muttered. He was beamed with an apple. "OW!"

"A dream that all of us except Naruto would come together!" She continued. "And have the most fun anyone has ever had in the history of the universe in a single day!"

"Ok then," Yang said with an amused smile.

"I already gained a follower who agreed with my ideals," She continued poining over at Percy who held the scroll as the music played.

"She has such a way with words," Percy said wiping a fake tear. "She's an inspiration to juveniles everywhere,"

"Now I come to all of you hoping you have the same dream," Ruby continued making a dramatic pose. Her cloak began to flutter in the air dramatically. In reality it was just Roxas to add on for effect. "Will you join me!" She asked holding her hand out dramatically towards them.

Weiss narrowed her eyes at the binder suspiciously.

"Is that my binder?"

Ruby shrugged but didn't look her in the eye.

"What are you talking about?" Blake asked her leader.

"I'm talking about kicking the semester off with the biggest bang in the history of kicking off a semester off with a bang in the universe!"

"I couldn't really follow that last part," Jaune admitted

"I prefer kicking it off with the biggest Yang in the history of kicking off a semester off with a Yang in the universe!"

Yang was beamed with an apple.

"Bbbooo!"

"Go home!"

"Bbbbbbooooooooo,"

"You stink!"

"BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Yang glared at the apple and at the others. Her eyes turned towards Naruto. He held up the apple he was beamed with earlier before taking a bite out of it.

"Look guys the semester starts tomorrow," Ruby began. "And considering what we were doing for most of it we didn't really get time to hang out much,"

Everyone had to agree with that.

"And with all the students from the other schools coming in today and tomorrow, plus the mission month, and finally the tournament at the end of the year this semester going to be awesome!" The red themed sniper chirped. "But I think we should take today to really have a great time since it's the last day before classes start tomorrow,"

Yang saw Nora giggling and proceeded to throw the apple at her. But she was thrwarted by Nora using Roxas as a shield.

"I honestly don't know whether to be proud at the speech and planning you've clearly put into this, mad at you stealing my binder, or fearful of what you have planned," Weiss spoke up.

"How about a bit of all three," Naruto suggested. Suddenly he found himself beamed once again but by an orange this time from behind. He turned around angrily before looking around. He quickly grabbed three strawberries and threw them across the cafeteria towards his target. He smiled when he saw them hit the target.

"I think I'll sit out on this one," Blake said. Then she made eye contact and saw the devastated look Ruby was giving her. "Depending on what it is," She added quickly. Damn her leader for being adorable.

"Well either way I think this sounds interesting," Weiss said causing everyone to look at her in shock. "What it does," Weiss defended with a small tint of pink in her cheeks. "Sure she took my binder and stuff but she actually organized this and I'm sure none of expected to spend the break how we did," She added. Naruto turned around and his eyes widend at what he saw. He pushed Jaune to the side as a pie flew between them. "So this seems like a good w-" And it proceeded to hit Weiss in the face.

No one in the cafeteria moved. No one made a sound. They just waited.

Weiss slowly reached up and pulled the tray off of her face. Her eyes immedetely turned towards Naruto and Jaune. The blonds quickly shook their heads before pointing behind them. Weiss followed their fingers and made eye contact with a boy who was still in pie thowing position. He began crying.

Then all hell broke loose.

UMPR

"Well anyway we were about to get the leader when this guy in a hood showed up!" Sun said. "And he was kicking our asses!"

"Sounds rough," A teenage boy with tan skin, dark-blue eyes and messy light-blue hair that was shaved on the sides and in the back.

"It was!" Sun agreed. "But then the girl in red managed to take out one of his weapons and that's how we found out he was using cards to fight us,"

"Sounds like a helluva shot," Another voice spoke up. This one feminine in nature. "Wonder if there a better shot then me?"

"Well anyway, after that we tried to attack head on but that didn't work so we took cover,"

"Wimp," The girl scoffed.

"Hey let's see you fight a guy with super small and thin weapons that move really fast with no real pattern and not get cut up," Sun countered.

"Fair enough,"

"Anyways my little bro and the sniper girl made a plan right," Sun said. "And it was awesome,"

"Nice," The blue haired boy said.

"Yeah and so we managed to beat him but he ended up getting away sadly,"

"That's to bad,"

"Lame,"

"It's all good plus I had a good time with them afterward anyways," Sun said. "And the best part about the girl is that she's a faunus!" Then a thought came to him. "But that's a secret," He said looking at his two companions.

"Got it,"

"Whatever,"

"And not a I'm gonna go tell Scarlet first chance I get secret," He said looking over at the boy. "Or a go and tell, my cousin who's gonna tell someone to get them off his back when he doesn't want to be bothered secret,"

"You know me so well," The girl snarkly.

"Chill bro I got it," The boy said.

"Good," Sun said as they continued walking. None of them noticing the chaos ensuing insede the cafeteria. "Because these guys are the awsomest people I've ever met!" Sun exclaimed. "No offense to you guys,"

"None taken," The boy reassurered.

"Some taken," The girl drawled.

"They're in here," Sun said as they stopped in front of the cafeteria doors. "Remember to be cool. You guys will be cool right,"

"Dude," The boy said. He made a pose to show all of him.

He was weaing a white dress shirt and black tie under a red jacket adorned with a wide, upturned, black collar, and a silver reticle across the back. He was sporting a pair of gray jeans with black padding strapped to the sides, as well as black shoes fastened with straps instead of laces. A few notable accessories within his attire included black fingerless gloves with two belt straps and a pair of yellow-tinted goggles on his forehead.

"And I don't really do cool but you forget who one of my friends is," The girl sais a she made a pose.

She was wearing black combat boots, ripped dark blue jeans with pouches on the belt. She was wearing a dark blue shirt that said death too dolls and a black leather jacket with with metal spikes on the shoulder and zippers aound the jacket. She had a black arm guard with detal spikes on one arm and a silver bracelet on the other. Around her head was a silver circlet making it look like a tiara.

"Good point," Sun said.

"Besides I'm more here to see my cousin," The girl said.

"Maybe my friends know him," Sun suggested.

"Maybe," The girl agreed. "But knowing my cousin he'll be easy to find," She continued. "Just follow the chaos and look at the center of it,"

At that exact moment the cafeteria doors opened and students began running out.

"Medic we need a medic," One shouted as they took out a kid on a stretcher.

"Go go go!" Another said as he shook a soda can and threw it back in. There was an explosion and he ran out.

"Found the chaos," The blue haired boy muttered.

"Found my cousin," The girl said.

Sun simply had a wide smile on his face.

They three walked in to the site of a warzone. Bodies covered in food littered the floor and walls. What looked like makeshift forts were scattered across the field

And in three spread out location that almost looked like a triangle were three fortresses.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fools!" Nora shouted as she stood atop the fortress made from tables. On her was a head was a crown. Where she got it no one knew. "You dare challenge my breakfast kingdom!" She said before laughing once again. "You shall soon learn what a foolish mistake that was when you're at the mercy of my knight, champion and jester!"

"Wait who's the jester?" Jaune asked. Nora threw him a hat. He looked down at it. A jester's hat. "Ah come on!"

"I have a guess to the champion," Pyrrha said as she was tossed a knight's helmet, looking over at Ren.

"Shut it Lancelot," Ren said responded as he put his own helmet on.

"Hey can I get a helmet?" Jaune asked weakly.

"HA!" The kingdom as well as the audience of three turned their attention torwards the group of all females. Their fortress consisted of chairs that definetly should not have been able to be stacked as they were. Ruby stood in front with a milk carton in her hands as she squeezed it. On her head was a general's hat with RWBY stamped on the front. "The utopia of sweets shall show the way to all thiose misguided and destrow the nay sayers!" Ruby finished as she squeezed the carton causing milk to fly everywhere.

"I'm noticing a pattern with you and stacking stuff," Weiss muttered. On her head was a blue army beret with RWBY across the front.

"This isn't going to end well," Blake said as she pulled up a black face mask and put on a black beret. With RWBY across the front.

"Whatever you say," Yang said with a wide smile as she flicked the orange goggle glasses down onto her eyes. On her head wa a yellow beret with RWBY across the front.

"SORRY BUT YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!"

The two teams and audience looked over at the the final fortress. It looked to be made from tray's, platters and a myriad of other items.

Standing at the top was Naruto as he put his foot on top of a chair and rested his arm on his knee. His tie was wrapped around his head. And his school jacket was on his shoulders as the sleeves blew in the wind.

"For to long the people have suffered under your tyrannical reign breakfast queen!" Naruto shouted. "And I refuse to only have sweets for the rest of my life!" He continued pointing torwads Ruby. "We the rebellion of allied foods shall bring equal treatment to all!"

"Damn he really painted us as the good guys there," Roxas muttered as he swung a loaf of bread over his shoulder.

"Hey where do you think team RWBY gets their merchandise?" Percy asked looking over at the all female team and their beret's. On his head was a soldier helmet unstrapped.

"This is gonna be fun!" Caboose cheered as he looked ready to go to war.

"When the pie on the ceiling drops!" Naruto said. He spun a leak in his hand before tossing it at the pie.

"How did they get ceiling on the pie?" The girl asked.

"That's you first question?" The blue haired teen asked.

The pie began falling to the floor.

Splat!

"AAAATTTAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!" Naruto ordered as he and Roxas rushed forward.

"CHHHAAAARRRGGGEEEE!" Ruby commanded as her group ran forward.

"OFF WITH THERE HEADS!" Nora screamed.

The breakfast kingdom attacked first. They were smacked dab in the middle of the watermelon fields. Why not use that resource? They quickly began catapulting a barrage of the red and green fruit torwards their enemies.

"Yang!" Ruby ordered pointing at the turkeys on the ground. Yang obliged after inserting her hands into the two turkeys.

"I got this!" Naruto said as he wrapped two chains of sasusage around his arms and hands.

The two quickly got to work smashing any watermelon heading torwards their respective forts. The two made quick work of the devastating fruits. Afterward Yang continued her charge forward but Naruto changed directions.

"Take the queen," Naruto said as he passed Roxas.

"Aye aye!" Roxas said as he began heading towards the table castle.

Naruto shot one of his hands forward the the links unwrapped heading forward to hit Ruby who blocked with a tray in her hand. Ruby looked up and glared at her would be attacker.

"You hit me with an apple earlier," Naruto said. "Prepare for vengeance,"

Yang spotted her first target.

The jester.

Jaune looked up to see Yang speeding torwards him. And suddenly he remembered what the buxom blonde had done to the watermelons with the turkeys.

"I'm gonna die," Jaune groaned.

Yang thrusted her fist forward to send a devastating punch torwards the captain of JNPR's stomach. She certainly hadn't expected him to grab her arm and use her momentum to throw her torwards Ren who was awaiting her with a pair of leeks. The pink striped haired teen swung his arms around.

Yang barely managed to block the blow before flying into a smaller abandoned fort. She quickly recovered and looked ready to go in for another round but Ren was quickly upon her. However, his attack was stopped when a shadow got between the two of them.

Blake.

She pushed Ren back and held her two pieces of bread up ready to continue. She looked torwards Yang.

"I got this,"

Yang nodded before turning her attention back to Jaune. By the glimmer in her eyes she remembered he was the intial cause of her situation.

"Aw man now I really am gonna die," He moaned.

Nora looked upon the carnage happening around her. She completely missed the speeding blur heading torwards her.

Pyrrha didn't.

She quickly jumped into the air to block the attempt on her queen.

Roxas looked at her with determination. In his hand was a bread loaf and an exra long leek. He and Pyrrha quickly began exchanging blows with their bread and vegetables.

Meanwhile was being hardpressed between fighting both Ruby and Weiss who decided to help her partner.

Speaking of where had she gotten the swordfish?

Naruto ducked under a stab from the fish before attempting to trip the heiress. She quickly backed up in time allowing Ruby to speed forward and slash at him with her tray cutting through another sausge link.

Naruto quickly countered by sending a multitude of blows at the tray as Ruby defended though it was weakening quickly.

Weiss cme to her partner's rescue stabbing the swordfish forward making him move back. The partner took advantage quickly attacking the boy in tandem slowly overwhelming him with their double team.

But before they could finish the job he received help.

Percy blured into action. He pointed a soda can torwards them and opened it causing the contents to burst out making them back away.

"Your supposed to be helping Caboose," Naruto said.

"He's almost done," Percy answered. "He can handle the rest from here,"

"Alright," Naruto said. "Then let's handle these two,"

"Sir yes sir," Percy said in a mock salute before spinning the can in his hand.

"Switch weapons," Naruto said.

Percy handed him the pack of soda he was carrying and Naruto handed Percy one sasusage chain while he kept the other.

Naruto portbed a claw before shaking the soda and shaking it. He pierced the soda can and tossed it with a spin.

"Frag!" Ruby shouted. Ruby and Weiss moved to the side as the can spun in the air throwing soda out in a spin.

Percy would us that to his advantage but slinging out one side of the sausage chain out to whip Weiss or Ruby before pulling back to send out the other side or just spin the chain around.

The process woud continue as Naruto would provide cover fire with the soda frags.

Ruby wasn't one to stay on the defensive however. She began smaking the cans back allowing Weiss to come forward to attack Percy.

As the back and forth continued Blake was dodging an attempted attack from Ren before stabbing forward with her bread. Ren defended easily with his leeks as the tow exchanged attacks only to be countered by the other.

They lept at each other but backed away when Roxas came flying between them. The two turned to see Pyrrha looking at them she looked over at Ren before turning her attention on Blake.

She wasn't apart of the queens, court.

'Uh Oh," Blake thought. She backed away slowly as Pyrrha and Ren approached her. Then she felt someone tap on her shoulder. She turned to see Roxas looking at her.

"Temporarily truce,"

Blake nodded. "But my alliance still stands with sweets she said seriously.

Roxas nodded. But you could see the slightest twitch of his lips.

Then the two charged attacking the knight and champion.

"And stay down," Yang said with a smirk looking down at Jaune.

She received a painful groan as her answer.

"Good boy," Yang said. Then Naruto landed in front of her. The two looked at each other. They stared. Naruto shook a can and aimed it at her spraying it in her face covering the girl in red soda. The only thing not red was the girl's eyes.

Oh wait they were red too.

Wait that wasn't a good thing.

He quickly cocked his only sasusuge covered fist back as Yang cocked one her turkey gloves back. Their fists collided creating a small shockwave. Unfortunately for Naruto the turkey had a more solid form. The sasasage gauntlet dispersed as Naruto's upperbody was puched backwards causing him to stumble.

Yang went in for a second hit but stopped when she saw the soda appear in her line of sight. Naruto swung his hand wildly cutting the can and causing it to spin covering the both of them in the green liquid.

Naruto wiped his eyes and looked forward just in time as Roxas and Percy appeared on either side of him.

Yang looked up as she her entire team stood next to her.

They turned to see Pyrrha and Ren in fighting stances. They were soon joined by Nora who landed in front of them and she was holding a metal pole with a watermelon at the end of it.

Oh that wasn't good.

"Knight, Champion it is up to us to defend my kingdom!" Nora said. "The jester fought bravely but he was just a jester I should have thought better,"

Oh if that wasn't a kick in the balls.

"THAT'S IT!"

And apparently he wasn't going to take it lying down.

"I am not a jester!" Jaune said. "And if I can't be a knight then I'll be something else!"

"And what's that?" Yang asked clearly disturbed at how quick her fellow blond had gotten up from her beat down.

Jaune didn't say anything. He just simply tapped his shoulder and something came into view.

Was that Morpho?

Oh shit.

"A tamer," Jaune said. Then Morpho leapt into the air and began to grow in size and sprouted wings. Jaune grabbed a stack of soda cans and leapt up landing on the chimera's back.

"That's not fair!" Ruby shouted.

"All's fair in food wars!" Jaune shouted.

"Yes fight as your queen commands!"

"Sorry this is a coup!" Jaune shouted. "Any objections," Jaune asked. At that moment Morpho spread his wings out and roared.

"Nope," Ren said.

"None at all," Pyrrha said. There was a glint in her eyes as she looked up at Jaune.

Was this…doing it for her?

"AAAAWWWWEEEEE!" Nora said sadly.

"Good," Jaune said. "Now then,"

Then the three sides rushed at each other. The area became a massacre that none could escape unscathed except Jauen as he would throw down soda cans from above.

"I honestly did not expect that last part," The girl said as she watched with Sun and the other boy. The blue haired teen looked ready to speak but stopped when something caught his eye.

"What about that?" He asked as his jaw dropped.

The girl and Sun followed his line of sight and ere shocked at whatthey saw.

"Hey Captain," Caboose called. "It's READY!"

"Awesome!" Naruto shouted. "Rebels fall back!"

Naruto, Roxas and Percy quickly leapt from the fray they were consumed in moments ago.

"Let's end this!" Naruto shouted pointing upward. The kingdom and the utopians followed his finger and nearly dropped their jaws at what they saw.

It was a makeshift sculpture that seemed to be made from leeks, bread, and many other types of foods. It looked like a gatling gun.

No way that thing worked.

Caboose began spinning the lever. And fruits began firing.

Because…physics….

The teams scattered away from the onslaught of fruits that came at them.

Yang landed next to Nora. The two didn's waste time in attacking each other. Nora attempted to smack the blond but Yang bobbed and weaved to avoid the attacks. She would attempt to rush the ginger but Nora would pull the hammer melon back to defend herself. The two tanks of their respective teams backed up before rushing at each other. Yang leapt into the air and brought her turkey hands down in a hammer shot while Nora swung her hammer upward to meet the attack.

The attacks collided in a shockwave. The Watermelon and Turkey trying to overpower the other.

It was a draw…of sorts. Yang had les momentum them Nora had and was quickly hit threw the ceiling flying into the sky. Nora on the other hand lost her hammer in the process as it was destroyed from the attack.

"AAAAWWWWW!" Nora complained. "First my kingdom now my hammer," She cried. "This sucks,"

"Nora!" Ren shouted. "A little help!"

"Coming!"

'At least I still have my champion,' She thought cheerfully.

Jaune looked around and noticed the vending machines. They were still full.

"Pyrrha!" Jaune said as he dodged a hail of bullets. "Soda cans in vending machine!"

The red haired amazon caught on quickly and got to work. She activated her semblance and summoned a torrent of soda cans and began firing them around attacking the enemies of her king.

Blake and Weiss were the first to go. They tried to dodge but Pyrrha split the wave off and sent it torwards them from multiple directions. They were slammed into their fort.

"Weiss, Blake!" Ruby shouted coming to their side. "Stay with me," She panicked.

"Knew this was gonna happen," Blake groaned before she passed out.

"You owe me a binder," Weiss said befoe she fell into unconsciousness.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" The leader cried as her fortress fell.

The rebels were next.

Pyrrha sent a wave of soda torwards the fortress. Caboose did his best shooting down as many as he saw but the wave was simply overwhelming.

"I call HAX!" Percy shouted as a wave of soda consumed them.

"Guys!" Naruto shouted as he saw his fortress and teammates land on the ground. He leapt away from his exchange with Ren heading torwards his fallen comrades.

"Give'm hell captain," Percy said weakly before he closed his eyes.

"I wanna use the gatling next time," Roxas groaned out.

"I fought for the cause," Church said as he faded out. How had he been hurt?!

"I still don't know what's happening?" Caboose said as he began snoring.

Naruto roared as he sat in the middle of his fallen fortess and allies.

Ruby looked around at the chaos. Tidal waves of soda flying through the air, Chimera's flying in the sky throwing down bombs, fruit being shot out of a gatling gun. It was complete and utter chaos.

It was magnificent!

But she had other things planned fro the day. This needed to end.

She got into a crouching position and got ready. Naruto saw the movement and had just enough time to brace himself.

Then the girl was off. She sped forward at her top speed heading torward the breakfast kingdom. The air warped behind her and began following her like a hurricane consuming everything in it.

"Didn't I tell you!" Sun cheered as he held onto a pillar for dear life a bright smile on his face. "I love these guys!"

"My cousin is definetly in this group," The girl said as she held onto Sun.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The other boy screamed as his hands slipped from the pillar he was holding onto. He was consumed into the hurricane as well.

"Well he's dead!"

Pyrrha's barrage of cans didn't stand a chance. Soon enough the entirety of the breakfast kingdom was consumed in the attack. They found themselves embedded in a wall and were soon barraged by an onslaught of food.

Only Jaune had managed to stay safe thanks to Morpho.

When the dust settled there were only three people left standing on the field.

Ruby looked up to see Jaune getting off Morpho and holding a piece of bread. She saw Naruto tightened the links wrapped around his arm and a satchel filled with soda cans on his back. She stomped on an unbalanced tray flipping it into her hand.

The leaders eyed each other with narrowed eyes.

Then they charged. They met in the middle. Ruby and Jaune swung their respective weapons while Naruto thrusted his gauntlink forward to meet the oncoming attacks.

Only for all three of them to be halted and thrown into the sky and held there. They turned their heads to see Ms. Goodwitch standing at the door with a peeved look on her face.

She began flicking her wand and the five teens still standing watched in awe as the mess they created quickly became more and more undone. Forts were dismantletd, trays were stacked, machines were fixed, bodies were piled. Hell even the majority of the food that had landed on them had come out minus a few scraps and stains here and there. By the end of it the cafeteria looked brand new.

Told you these guys were awesome," Sun said looking at the girl.

"Sorry if I ever doubted,"

"Gggrrrrrr,"

The two turned too their third companion who had gotten caught up in the onslaught. He didn't not appreciate it like they did.

"Children," Glynda spoke up. "Do not play with your food,"

"Whoever made up that term was a tool," Naruto muttered. He then glared at Ruby who glared back before they turned to glare at Jaune who glared back. "This isn't over," Naruto said. "The rebellion will not fall today," As if to prove his point, Percy, Caboose, and Roxas stood up as they stood under their still floating leader.

"Our utopia of sweets will be realized," Ruby countered. As that exact moment Yang came crashing down through the ceiling.

"What she said," Yang said standing up while being supported by Blake.

"No the reign of breakfast will be the last to stand," Jaune scowled while his team nodded in agreement.

The leaders scowled at each other.

"Pfft," Naruto cracked first. "hahahhaHAHAHAHAHA!" He began laughing and was soon joined by Jaune and Ruby and then the other as well.

"None of you have listened to a single word I said," Glynga said with an irritated sigh.

"Now now," Ozpin said as he walked in. "It could have been worse,"

"They're the next generation of hunters and huntresses," Glynda said. "They shouldn't be spending their time doing things like this,"

"Like you did when you were younger?" Ozpin countered. His only response was a glare and the slightest hie of pink in Goodwitch's cheeks.

"Let them enjoy their youth," Ozpin said as he watched the student laugh. "Because they won't be able to keep those innocent smiles when they join the real world," His eyes lingered on the memberes of UMPR and Blake. "Some have already lost it,"

"Well that was a thing,"

The student turned to see Sun and his two companions walk over to them.

"I give it a 20 out of 10," The girl said. "I really wasn't expecting the gatling or the flying animal,"

"Oh hey Sun," Naruto greeted walking over to him after Glynda let him down. The two walked by each other and gave each other a high five and as they passed their arms swung down and gave each other a low five backwards. The they snapped their fingers connected elbows and swung their arms up connecting their back hands and kept walking.

"Great they added more," Blake muttered.

"So who's this?" Naruto asked pointing at the girl as she walked over to Percy. The two stared at each other.

"I saw you get taken out," The girl said. "Lame,"

"Oh shut up," Percy growled. "I wasn't expecting to get caught in a see of soda cans,"

"Almost ironic don't you think," The girl drawled.

"Like how I beat you despite you being unbeatable,"

"I went easy on you, kelp head," The girl said. "But if you want too go I'll be happy to school you," She finished. The air seemed to tingle with electricity.

"I would like to see you try pinecone face," Percy growled. The two glared at each other as the pthers watched with hitched breath. Waiting to see what happened.

Then they moved.

Pulling each other into a hug.

"Oh it's good to see you Thalia," Percy said with a laugh.

"You too Percy," The girl now known as Thalia chuckled.

"I can't believe you're here already," Percy said happily. Then a thought occurred to him. "Wait does that mean,"

"Yep," Thalia confirmed. She turned around and whistled. A moment later a young boy came in. He looked about 13 with unruly brown hair. His skin was tanned but his most distinguishable feature was the metallic eyepatch covering his left eye. He appeared to be holding a basket of sorts.

The minute he saw Percy he smiled brightly and rushed forward. As he passed Thalia took the backet in from his hand allowing hi to continue running. He leapt into the air and grabbed Percy's midsection with a bright smile.

"BIG BROTHER!" The boy shouted.

"WHAT?!" Was the collective response from RWBY and JN(P)R. UM(P)R merely raised their eyes while Pyrrha merely smiled.

"So this is your little brother," Naruto said nonchalantly.

"Yeah," Percy chuckeld hugging the younger boy. "This is Tyson," He introduced as he sat the younger boy down. "Tyson look," He said pointing to Pyrrha. The minute he saw her his eyes lit up.

'Uh Oh,'

"PYRRHA!" Tyson cheered. Pyrrha found herself in a bone crushing hug a moment later.

"Good to see you again to Tyson," The amazon wheezed out. The young boy's strength was stil ridiculous to this day.

"And guess who else is here," Thalia said as she put the basket down and picked something up.

A baby.

"Sophia," Percy whispered with a bright smile. He immedetely grabbed for the child while everyone gathered around. She had tanned skin and a small tuft of blond hair. She seemed to be sleeping but her eyes began to slowly open revealing sea green eyes.

"Oh is this littly cutie your little sister?" Yang cooed looking at the baby.

"Well…not exactly,"

The other turned to look up at him.

"Guys," He began a bit nervously. "Meet Sophia Mare Chase Jackson," Percy introduced. "My daughter,"

"WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

UMPR

New Ending!

yotei chou wa o kechirasu NOISE iru you ni katto niramu gankou

It shows Naruto interacting with Ruby and Jaune from looking at Ruby as she messes with a weapon only for it to blow up covering them in soot to Jaune shaking him relentlessly as he panics about something.

shinobikonda GARAGE de yumemiteta ano koro to kawaranu HEART

It changes to Caboose interacting with Yang and Weiss from saying something to Weiss that causes her to look irritated to playing a video game with Yang as they both begin pressing down harder on the controls.

sou kyou to onaji asu nante koneeze ore binkan ni bakusou

It changes to Percy interacting with Blake and Pyrrha from talking to Pyrrha about something as they both compare swords to her and Blake gripping hands trying to overpower each other as they both try to get the last copy of a book.

utau shinzou kanaderu BEAT ikiteiru tashikana akashi o

It changes to Roxas interacting with Ren and Nora from trying out one of Ren's pancakes to playing a hand smacking game with Nora who keeps missing him much to her dismay

Te ni shite wa ushinatte

It shows Naruto sitting on a rock as a pair of eyes appear behind him with a shodaowed figure standing behind him.

Te ni shite wa ushinatte

It changes to Caboose and Church and they stand back to back with The Meta and Sigma.

utsurou toki no naka de hitoshirezu namida shita yoru mo

It shows Ozpin and his Faculty as they look over the school from Ozpins office. It focuses in on Ozpin as he takes a sip from his mug.

subete wa koko ni atte

It shows Percy as Tyson appears behind him holding Sophia. Behind them is a blonde girl with grey eyes.

subete ga tada jibun de

It shows Roxas as a boy with brown hair and the girl with blonde hair appears behind him,

sousa mada ikeru hazu daro

It shows UMPR on ahead at a horde of grimm. As one they charge in.

kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo o tsuranuite

It shows Roxas as he zips through the grimm at high speeds cutting them down. He jumps into the air and begins spinning becoming a circle of black and white as he heads downward cutting down multiple grimm in an instant

kono toki ga towa dato ima inochi ga sakenderu

It shows Percy as he stabbed through horde around him taking them out. He begins focusing and his veins turn blue a geyser of water appears in front of him knocking three beowolves into the air. He spins Neró in his hand and throws it piercing through the grimm he launched into the air.

hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo

It shows Caboose as he fired his magnums before switching too Freckles. He fires off round after round. An Ursa Major attempts to slam down on him but he stops it with a single arm. He points his other arm at it and a cartridge holding 3 mini missiles he fires them destroying the Ursa Major.

mamorubeki shinjitsu o tada daite yukunda

It shows Naruto as he rampages through the grimm taking them out while the grimm fox moves around him. He clashes fist with a Beringel pushing all other grimm away from the shockwave. He leaps into the air and channels 2 and 5 into his foot and dropkicks the Beringel destroying his head.

kurikaesu mainichi no aranami ni nomaretemo

Ruby appears as she slices a medium sized Nevermore in half. It switches to Weiss as she creates multiple glyphs causing ice spike to appear and destroy multiple grimm.

mada yume kara samenu oretachi wa koko ni iru

Yang jumps down creating a fiery explosion destroying multiple Grimm while Blake speeds around taking out any that she missed.

itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga

Pyrrha is taking out every grimm that charge at her while Jaune clumsily falls over but manages to chop a beowolves head off.

kodoku wo furiharau youni machi no kaze no naka

It shows Ren as he leaps into the air shooting down at the grimm before Nora passes him as she slams her hammer into the earth causing a shockwave scattering the grimm.

tada ikushikanaisa

It shows Roman as he leans on his cane with the White Fang behind him along with a pair of golden eyes looking down ominously.

shinjita ikizama o aa

It shows Naruto getting up as his teammates along with the other freshmen appearing around him as they all get ready to go too battle again.

AAANNNDDD DDDOOONNNEEE!

So there we go. We now begin volume 2. Oh I got plans for this volume. And next chapter…well I can't say. Just know we're getting an influx. Or within the next 2 chapters fro sure. As for what the influx is. You'll see soon enough.

Oh and let's not forget new characters in this chapter. Thalia, Tyson and two mysterious ones that saved Tuksons life.

Oh and my first OC ever! Sophia Mare Chase Jackson. I've been planning her arrival since day one. Oh fun game. Whoever can point out all hints of her exsistence in previous chapter gets one question answered about this story. This ends on my next UMPR update which will be soon.

And I hope you enjoyed the food fight. Iv'e been ecstatic to do this chapter.

Well anyways that's all for now.

Again sorry for the long wait and special apology too Yiuchet, Keno02013, and Dark Flacon. Sorry guys I haven't been a good friend as of late but I promise to make up for that.

Well that's all for now.

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