Summary: Elise has been brutally murdered! But by who?
Potential Suspects:
Selkie
Takumi
Robin
Inigo
Which one of these four killed Elise? Or maybe it was someone outside of the group...
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A few days after Elise was murdered, Azura was keeping an eye on how everyone was acting. But so far, no one was acting overly suspicious.
However, one day, someone caught Azura's eye. It was Chrom, with his little sister, Lissa.
"Chrom! Lissa! How nice to see you!" Azura greeted, curtsieing to Chrom. Sakura was with her, so she also curtsied.
It wasn't long until the entire group was notified of Chrom and Lissa.
"Lissa!" Selkie exclaimed and pounced on her, showering her with kisses.
Selkie was showering Lissa with kisses because a while ago, Lissa and Selkie did end up dating. But unfortunately, Lissa broke up with her. Selkie was getting in the way of her duties as Princess of Ylisse. This was the only reason why she broke up with her. But they were still great friends and on the odd occasion, Selkie wouldn't be able to resist showering Lissa with kisses.
Selkie perferred girls more than guys. Way more. Ever since she dated Corrin a few years back, she didn't want to get in a relationship with a guy again.
And she did have a slight thing with Inigo, the year before she dated Corrin. But that only lasted for 24 hrs. It was mainly because Selkie was always trying to get into his pants. He hated girls like that.
He wasn't the type who was desperate for sex. It was actually the last thing he wanted.
"S-So when did you g-get here?" Sakura asked, stuttering as usual.
"I got here a few days ago, along with Lissa." Chrom answered cheerfully.
Inigo was eyeing Lissa, who was still being showered by kisses by Selkie. He really wanted to flirt with her, because she was so irresistably cute.
But then there was Sakura. Sakura managed to have that rare beauty that you don't see in a girl often and was cute as well.
He was torn between the two.
He didn't want to flirt with Selkie, because she was too playful and would try to get into his pants.
He didn't want to flirt with Camilla because she wasn't his type.
And Azura. Azura, Azura, Azura. He thought she was very pretty, but she was simply too pretty. He'd probably mix up his words because of her beauty.
"Oh, that's nice." Camilla replied.
Inigo was still looking between Sakura and Lissa. And with that, he finally made his decision.
Sakura.
Selkie had finally gotten off of Lissa, but slyly stole a kiss on the lips from her.
"Selkie! What about Velouria?" Lissa asked, with a tinge of laughter in her voice.
Selkie stopped walking away from her at this moment.
Velouria. Just her name made her want to melt into something.
Velouria was the one who Selkie knew she was destined to be with. She was so deeply in love with her, that she'd snap out of her playful moods and get serious. For her.
Velouria was the one.
But it was not to be.
Velouria's friend Sophie, who she was bunking with at the time, was moving away to Hoshido. Velouria knew she could stay at Selkie's house, but she knew Sophie would become a mess without her. So she went with her.
Selkie was shattered and heartbroken and depressed for a very long time. It was only a month ago that she had snapped out of it. But even hearing Velouria's name would bring back painful memories.
Selkie could feel tears pricking at her eyes. She tried to shake them off but couldn't. So before anyone could see her tears, she ran off.
Lissa could tell she'd done something wrong.
"Velouria's still getting to Selk?" She asked Takumi.
"I'm afraid so." He answered sadly.
"Oh..." She said sadly. "But it's been a while now."
Takumi couldn't bear seeing Selkie like this. It pained him so very much.
"Yes. And yet, she still has not gotten over losing her." He said sadly.
"Where's Elise?" Lissa asked. Takumi flinched, hearing her name.
He didn't want to tell Lissa that Elise was dead. But by the looks of it, he had no choice.
"Elise is...dead." Takumi answered after a long moment of silence.
Lissa gasped with horror and Chrom widened his eyes.
"Oh my god..." Lissa said after a minute long moment of silence. "Oh my god." She felt tears pricking at her eyes now.
"What the hell." She continued. She was now starting to break down. "I-I-I c-c-can't b-believe i-it. W-W-Why?!" She ran off, sobbing heavily.
"I can't believe it." Chrom said with shock, not breaking down like Lissa did. "Who killed her?"
"We do not know. That is what we are trying to figure out." Azura answered.
"W-We think the k-killer is still in the r-resort." Sakura said. "But we still have n-no idea who it could p-possibly b-be."
"Well, I hope you find out who killed her." Chrom said. He started walking away, but suddenly, he tripped. On one of those Trolls toys. He picked it up.
"Who has Trolls toys?!" He asked.
"None of u-us." Sakura answered. Chrom looked at the Troll toy. It was Poppy. He found it had a little button and decided to press it.
"Hello, Google Chrom." It said. Chrom was outraged.
"How the hell am I related to Google?!" Chrom exclaimed. "Google is a piece of crap, like Siri!"
"How can I help you Google Chrom?" The toy asked.
"You can help me by f*ing off!" Chrom exclaimed angrily.
"I do not know how to do that." The Trolls toy said. Chrom took that as a taunt and punched it.
"Hey! That was not nice, Google Chrom." The toy replied. Chrom responded to this by throwing the toy far away.
"Google Chrom! WAIIIITTTTT!!!" The toy yelled. It unfortunately hit a little kid. The little kid started crying and the mother was furious. She ran after Chrom, and so did her dad.
"Come back here you f*ing c*!!!" She yelled.
"You f*!" The dad added. Chrom ran for his life after that.
"They must be high." Robin pointed out.
"Probably on meth." Camilla added.
Azura had observed Chrom's behaviour closely.
"He seems angry. But about what? Usually Chrom shakes off tripping over a toy." She said. "Maybe he knows something about Elise's murder."
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A/N: Hey there guys! Thank you whoever favourited and followed this! I really appreciate it.
We saw a few guest appearances there. I suppose you can count Poppy from Trolls, even though she was just a toy. And the other guest stars were Shazza and Dazza from Housos. They were the parents chasing Chrom.
Reviews will always be welcome. Please tell me how I'm doing with the comedy.
I got the Google Chrom idea from one of my friends. Thank goodness for them.
