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"Penny, I… I can't believe it. You're alive!" Ruby screamed with delight.
It was like something out of a dream. Too good to be true. After weeks of tribulations, Team RWBY had finally arrived in Atlas, but unfortunately, they had discovered that their problems were far from over. Aside from the increasingly authoritarian nature of the state, Grimm were constantly launching attacks on Mantle. With many of the city's Huntsmen occupied elsewhere, the small city would have been completely defenseless—if it were not for the great Protector of Mantle. It was unbelievably difficult for Ruby to accept that Penny was still alive. She had witnessed the girl cut into pieces by the hands of the vulnerable Pyrrha, who herself was manipulated by Cinder Fall to perform the terrible act. She thought Penny was lost to her forever. But now, they were reunited. Together once more.
A lot had happened over the past few days. They had been arrested, learned of General Ironwood's plan to launch a satellite high into the atmosphere, and had even begun training under the tutelage of the ever-miraculous Ace Ops. Not only that, but they also got some bitchin' new outfits! It was really something to behold. And now, several days removed from their first meeting, the young recently-declared Huntsmen and Huntresses were relaxing in their new dorms, enjoying the company of one another in a very friendly and not-in-the-slightest sexual manner. It was a very refreshing change of pace, and Ruby was quite glad to be taking part in it.
"Yeah, Penny, you got fucked up," Yang stated, lounging on her bunk as Blake rested her head in the girl's lap. "You were literally quartered. Did that, like, hurt?"
"Yang, come on now," Weiss scolded her. "I'm sure Penny doesn't want to talk about that. It must be traumatic."
"Oh no," Penny insisted sweetly. "I think that's a perfectly natural question to have. In truth, I don't remember much of the incident. My processors shut off once my torso was punctured, so it was kind of like falling into a deep, gentle sleep."
"Wow, that must have been weird," said Jaune. "I can't imagine what that's like."
"It would be hard for the rest of you to understand," Penny explained. "Thankfully, my father was able to recover my memory core and rebuild my model to be better than ever before. In some ways, it was almost like getting an upgrade."
"Wish I could do that," Nora sighed peacefully. "You know, just throw the old body out and put a new one on. The best thing I can do is just get a haircut. Speaking of which, I love your haircut, Blake."
"Aw, thanks, Nora," Blake said, gently floofing up her hair. "I thought a change was necessary after our encounter with Adam."
Ah, yes, the encounter with Adam. How would Blake ever forget that little mishap? It occurred right when their plan was underway to steal an airship to travel to Atlas. Blake was supposed to be disabling a security tower, but then that worthless fuckboy Adam showed up ranting and raving about how she left him, and how she broke his heart, and how he was such a troubled little emo boy, and blah, blah, blah, whine, whine, whine. They ended up having an awesome sword battle across a forest which ended at a dope waterfall setting. He almost ended up killing her, but thankfully, her hot girlfriend Yang arrived just in time to smack him with her motorcycle and beat the ever-living shit out of him. It was actually way easier than they expected. Yang overpowered him easily and pinned him down by his throat, slapping him in the face as Blake stood by his side and repeatedly stomped him in the groin, over and over and over again.
"How do you like that, you little bitch?" Blake had screamed at his punk-ass. "Stalk me across Mistral, you rapey cunt? Fuck you, bitch!"
"Take that fuckface!" Yang also screamed at him. "You like my fucking hand on your face, bitch? Huh? Do ya, bitch?"
"Beat the shit out of him!"
"Kiss our lesbian asses, you fucking whore!"
"Don't fuck with the dyke squad, bitch!"
"Yeah, bitch! We're gonna gay you up, motherfucker!"
"Beat your fucking dick in, you little loser!"
"Yeah, don't fuck with us!"
"Lick our fucking clits, you piece of shit!"
"Yeah, you little shit!"
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
"Bumblebee for motherfucking life, motherfucker!"
It was a horrible, cruel beating, especially when Yang joined Blake, repeatedly punching Adam in the dick over and over and over as Blake continuously stomped on it. The two had started making out with each other as they kept on punching and kicking Adam in the dick, passionately shoving their tongues down each other's throats as they kept beating him up. Just… just kept on beating him up. For at least twenty consecutive minutes. Twenty minutes of dick smashing and tongue sucking. They didn't even stop to breathe. They just punched and kicked and punched and kicked, and then at some point, Adam simply died from being a giant loser. They then made out for another ten minutes, and then Blake spit into Yang's mouth, and then Yang spit that spit onto Adam's corpse, and then they skipped off toward the giant robot battle happening less than a mile away from them.
Blake sighed lovingly, finishing her dive into her memories. Good times.
"Anyway, I can tell that you got some upgrades, Penny," Blake stated. "You were absolutely incredible out there. You must be way stronger than before."
"Oh, yes," Penny nodded. "My upgrades are numerous. I have doubled the number of swords I am able to store and utilize at a single time, and my rockets can now propel me thirty percent faster than my previous model. My weight limit has been increased by fifteen percent as well, meaning that I am stronger than ever before."
Penny gave a slight flex of her muscle to show off—something she had learned from watching the showboating of Beacon students. Yang grinned and showed off her own muscles, and the small show of competition between the two girls was enough to draw some small laughs out of the group.
"Also, since we're talking about haircuts, yours looks pretty good, too," Ruby stated.
"So, does yours," Penny responded sweetly, causing Ruby to blush. "And yours too, Weiss."
"Thank you," Weiss said kindly. "I find it somewhat surprising that Pietro was willing to change your hair. It seems like a bit of an unnecessary adjustment."
Penny gasped. "Oh, no! It is absolutely necessary! Father finds it very important to upgrade cosmetic elements of my model as well as those which assist me in combat. You will also notice that my eyes are two percent larger, my vagina is ten percent tighter, and my fingernails now have a more rounded shape. There are additionally seventy-two elements of my physiology which have been altered very slightly in order to create the appearance of a more friendly, welcoming protector than otherwise—"
"Wait," said Yang, sitting up on the bed. "Hold on. Go back to that previous one."
Penny looked confused. "Which one?"
The room suddenly became very quiet. The Huntsmen and Huntresses glared at each other, sensing something was very wrong. Weiss, in particular, was bracing herself for the worst of it.
Ruby stammered awkwardly. "Did… did you say that your vagina was ten percent tighter?"
Penny nodded enthusiastically. "Yes. Why do you ask?"
Blake scratched the back of her head. "Uh, why do you have a vagina? And why is it ten percent tighter?"
Penny beamed proudly. "Why, for hardcore fucking, of course!"
Weiss immediately threw her head into her hands. Oh, no. Not again. Oscar, who had been quietly enjoying himself in the corner, simply up and noped himself right out of the room, unwilling to put up with any more sexual bullshit. Jaune bowed his head, Ruby scooched slightly away from Penny, but Blake and Yang—they sat up in the bed excitedly.
"Hardcore fucking?" they shouted in unison.
"Oh, yes," Penny said, innocently as ever. "You see, my duties as Protector of Mantle extend far beyond protecting the citizens from Grimm. I am also programmed to provide them with any necessary emotional and physical support that I can, and my father determined that in times of extreme stress, one of the easiest ways to mitigate negative emotions was to, and I'm quoting him here…" Penny cleared her throat. "'Fuck their brains out with your hot robot ass, you filthy cumslut.' He was very particular with the wording."
"So, wait a second," Yang said, already beginning to drool. "You're literally programmed to have crazy hot sex with people?"
"Indeed, I am," Penny said proudly. "I currently contain the knowledge of ten thousand, one hundred and ninety-seven sexual techniques to pleasure those with male, female, and a wide variety of intersex characteristics. I have over two hundred thousand pornographic films downloaded into my memory banks, and using highly adaptable personality development software, I am able to calculate the exact kinks, fetishes and positions that will derive the maximum amount of pleasure from any human or animal I come across."
"A-Animal?" Ruby shouted, pressing a hand to her heart—a heart whose beat was growing faster by the second. Penny shrugged.
"Dogs get scared, too, Ruby."
"Okay, hold the fucking phone for a second!" Weiss screamed, interrupting the debauchery before it even had a chance to begin. "First of all, how long has this been a thing? Second of all, why a ten percent vagina tightening? Third of all, why anything? Fourth of all… just… just… oh, fuck me."
"To answer your questions in order," Penny explained. "This has been a thing since my original model, although back then it was only in the testing phase. The ten percent threshold was determined by my father to be the perfect levels of tightness to squeeze and massage the shaft while still allowing it ease of entry. We initially tried a twenty-five percent increase, but…" Penny pursed her lips uncomfortably. "Well, let us say that several innocent test subjects had their genitals forcibly separated from their bodies by the clenching of my vagina."
Blake licked her lips. "That's hot."
"Third, I do not have an answer for the question of anything," Penny continued. "I think that's beyond my reach. But if you do desire to have sex with me, then I believe that we can arrange to do that right now."
"I—wait, no! That's not what I meant!" Weiss said quickly, waving her arms around frantically.
"Are you sure?" asked Penny. "I come equipped with many tools that can assist in your pleasure. In addition to my moist and tender pussy, I also come equipped with an extendable fifteen-inch cock that I can use to rapidly pound into what hole you deem with extreme vigor. Additionally, based on my readings, it might interest you to know that my grip strength is equivalent to that of five hundred men."
"Penny, I don't—"
Then Weiss froze. Did she say five hundred men? That… that was a lot of strength. Weiss could imagine it, lying naked on the ground, her sex fully exposed to the cold Atlesian air, Penny hovering over her in reverse, grabbing her by the neck and shoving a giant metallic shlong into her throat over and over, driving it deep into her windpipe, crushing her completely, practically killing her as her cock and her grip made it impossible to breathe as her orgasm exploded—
"Me first!" Yang suddenly screamed, almost scrambling off the bed as Blake held her back.
"No! Me!" the Faunus screamed, throwing her hand in the air like a needy schoolchild. She suddenly gasped. "Wait… can you do me and Yang together?"
"Oh, Blake," Penny smiled. "I can fuck every single person in this room simultaneously!"
It was a comment such as that which got Nora and Ren interested. While poor virgin Jaune sat awkwardly on the floor, the two sexual tyrannosauruses jumped to their feet and began eagerly approaching Penny, pinching their fingers as they reached towards her, grinning sadistically.
"Hey, Penny," Nora whistled. "Wanna read my fetishes?"
"Okay, Nora," Penny shrugged. "It says here that you…" Penny's eyes suddenly went wide, and all of the hope and love on her face immediately disappeared into tyrannical existential despair. "Oh… Oh my God…"
Penny was suddenly grabbed from behind, Yang and Blake each grabbing one of her arms. Penny grinned nervously at the two of them while Ren and Nora went to work starting to undo the buttons on her blouse.
"Any chance you have some special Faunus techniques?" Blake cooed.
"I would love to see how you handle my Semblance," Yang smirked.
"Oh… yes, of course," Penny stuttered as Nora started to pull off her skirt. "Anything for my friends."
Ah, yes. Friends. They were all her friends. And she had been without them for such a long time that some bonding was certainly in order. What a better way to reunite with the people she cared about than by passionately fucking, sucking and pleasuring them until they passed out? After all, wasn't that precisely what the Protector of Mantle was supposed to do? Her father didn't create her with the world's perkiest tits for nothing after all! Nora, Ren, Yang, and Blake—those four had undoubtedly been through a lot of terrible things on their journey to Atlas. If she was able to make their day by giving them full reign to fuck around with her killer body, then dammit, that was something she was going to do! She was Penny Polendina, the Horniest, Sluttiest Sexbot in Human History! She instinctively spread her legs.
But then, much to the surprise of everyone, Ruby suddenly jumped to her feet, screaming mad. "Hey! What the fuck is wrong with you all!"
Everyone froze in place. Penny, with her legs spread wide and skirt, pulled halfway down her thighs revealing a complete lack of panties, Ren with his fingers massaging her breasts, Nora with her tongue pressed against Penny's naval, and Blake and Yang each with their teeth gently biting into Penny's ears. Ruby threw her fists down, sneering and breathing heavily. Weiss and Jaune looked on, stunned at the sudden change of pace.
"I… I can't believe all of you!" Ruby cried. "Didn't we have a whole discussion about how we weren't going to act like crazed sexual deviants anymore? That lasted, what, less than a day? All it took was one mention of fucking, and you all descend into slack-jawed, horny little sluts who can barely keep yourselves from rubbing your crotches all over this Academy!"
Yang groaned. "Oh, come on, Ruby. We're just having a little fun."
"Don't give me that shit, Yang!" Ruby cried. "You've fucked enough people in the last few weeks. You need to concentrate on the things that matter, like protecting Atlas."
"But she said she had a fifteen-inch cock!" Yang pleaded with puppy dog eyes. "Do you know what I can do with that? She can penetrate my cervix, hook the tip of her dick inside me, and then pull it out to prolapse my whole uterus. She can literally fuck me inside-out, Ruby!"
Ruby crossed her arms, wincing. "First of all… ow. But second, haven't you had enough fetishistic shit happen to you recently? I mean, you literally gave my mom a titjob while I ate your mom's cum out of your own asshole. That's pretty intense."
Blake looked at Yang curiously. "Wait, when the fuck did that happen?"
"At the farmhouse," Yang explained. "It was when you were passed out."
Blake pouted. "Aw, man! I knew I missed some good shit. That sounds hot as fuck."
"Oh, it was," Yang nodded. "Insanely hot. At least six thousand bang units."
"That's not a real number of bang units."
Yang thought about that for a moment and then gave up. "Well, it was still hot."
Weiss stood up, joining Ruby and standing by her leader's side. "Yeah, this is too far. Blake, you need to stop encouraging this shit. All of this kinky garbage was fun when we were trapped at Brunswick, but now we have serious responsibilities. We need to focus our efforts on being the best Huntresses we can be, and while for Penny, that might mean handing out blowjobs like they're free samples at the farmer's market, for us, that means training and hard work."
Blake whimpered, her ears drooping down. "But… but I wanted to eat a robot pussy."
"No! Bad Blake! Very bad Blake!" Weiss said sternly. Jaune rose off his feet as well.
"Yeah, and to add to that—"
Ruby's eyes went wide and she let out a banshee's scream. "Oh my God, Jaune, shut the fuck up!"
Weiss exploded, pointing at the floor. "Stay the fuck out this, you ignorant asshole!"
Jaune sighed, and took a seat on the floor once again, continuing to be useless.
Ruby recomposed herself and took a deep breath. "Nora, Ren, stop taking Penny's clothes off."
Nora, tongue still pressed against Penny's smooth naval, whimpered audibly. "Buh why? I wamma fum her."
"Because," Weiss explained, "I don't think Penny is going to be able to handle the two of you, and Mantle needs its Protector in the best possible state. Also, Ren still has his problem, and I think that might make executing some of your kinks a little more difficult."
Ren nodded solemnly. "She's right, Nora. That lobster isn't going to like any disturbances."
Nora rolled her eyes, removing her head from Penny's bellybutton. The four deviants released their grasp on the animatronic fuckbot and returned to their beds, disappointed but ultimately understanding. While they weren't able to bang the hell out of Penny, there was nothing that said that later in the night, while Ruby and Weiss were asleep, they could not engage in some one-on-one intimacy with each other. Yang and Blake had managed to get a lot of mileage off the mental image of kicking Adam repeatedly in the nuts, and Nora and Ren were always able to come up with something fucked up if they so desired. As for Penny, she didn't actually experience any disappointment or latent horniness herself, so she would be fine. She returned to her feet and casually put her clothing back on, buttoning up her blouse and refastening her skirt around her waist. Ruby and Weiss gently took her by each hand, and—deciding that it was best to let the girl get some fresh air away from the nastiness—guided her out of the room and down the hallway, leaving their teammates to hopefully not have a crazed orgy behind their backs.
Carrying Penny away, Weiss sighed dejectedly. "Man, what is wrong with those guys?"
Ruby awkwardly glanced at her feet. "Well, in total fairness, you did facefuck me pretty hard while we were back in the farm."
"Yeah, but that was back then," Weiss explained. "We have different priorities now. I'd be more than happy to facefuck you again when this is all over."
That wasn't the answer Ruby was expecting, but it was slightly comforting. She supposed that since Weiss's feelings were out in the open, there was no particular reason to deny it. Weiss was pretty hot, and she was pretty awesome in all sorts of different ways. But, of course, Huntress-ing came first and foremost. They would have plenty of time for sex and romance after Atlas was safe.
Penny, not privy to any of these thoughts, shrugged. "It is a shame that you don't want to facefuck. Just yesterday, I downloaded a new patch that gave me thirty-five new facefucking techniques that are Grimm-dildo compatible."
Ruby and Weiss froze in their tracks.
Weiss glimpsed back. "Did… did you say facefucking…"
Ruby gulped. "W-With Grimm dildos?"
Penny nodded sadly. "Yes. And they are massive dildos. Lifesized plus artificial cum generation. They would stretch out your pussies and pump so much fake semen into you that your bellies would burst. But I suppose we'd never find out now."
And then Ruby looked at Penny.
And then Weiss looked at Ruby.
And then Ruby looked at Weiss.
And then Weiss looked at Penny.
And then Ruby looked at Weiss.
And then they both looked at Penny.
And then Penny looked at the both of them.
And then they grinned.
"I mean," Weiss said slowly, "it would be a tremendous waste of resources."
"Very astute point, Weiss," Ruby said with a subtle nod. "And really, wouldn't we be doing it for the sake of scientific knowledge?"
"We would be, yes," Weiss agreed, licking her lips. Before Penny had any clue what was happening, the two of them tightened their grip and her wrists and ran off with her, searching for the closest empty room they could find. Penny happily sighed to herself. Apart for so many months, and now she would be able to show Ruby and Weiss just how much she loved them—by fucking them with massive Grimm dildos until their brains went numb, and then likely fucking the rest of their teammates in a crazed, cum-drunk orgy.
What a great way to spend time with friends.
