Note: Every time we write a new chapter of this, we think: is this it? Is this the point where we can't take it any further? Is this where we've finally jumped the shark? Then we realize that it's impossible to jump the shark with this story, because the shark was jumped before the first chapter was ever written. Thus, we keep going. We like the idea of bouncing around the orgy to see different individual erotic tales, so that's pretty much how it's going to go, if you couldn't already tell. Enjoy, you fucking sickos.

Also, RIP RBG. This chapter is for you.


"Um, thank you, but I really must go," Ruby said, trying to drag her feet across the Schnee Manor hallway. It was an arduous task, given the two MILFs clawing at her like wild hyenas. Willow pulled at her wrist and her surprisingly well-adjusted penis, which had gone flaccid and dull due to all the intense pounding she was doling out. Raven? Pinching at her ass like a deranged lobster.

"No, don't leave," Willow bellowed, excess cum still dripping from her lips. "You were the best fuck I've ever had. I need your girly cock in me so bad!"

"I appreciate the compliment," Ruby said with a nervous laugh. "But I have to rescue your daughters from an anarchist orgy."

"Fuck my daughters!" Willow cried.

"I'm planning on it," Ruby stated, pulling her arm away.

"What? No! I mean who cares what's happening to them!" Willow declared selfishly. "I need your cock, Ruby! It's so much longer and thicker than my husband's!"

"I don't need to know that," said Ruby.

Raven rolled her eyes, grabbing two big handfuls of Ruby's scrumptious rear end. "Both of you bitches shut up! It's hard to keep hard with your jabbering!"

The older woman started gyrating her hips, showing off her massive girth to the others, flopping it all around, and it was that moment, surrounded by her half-sister's mother with a giant cock, her girlfriend's mother with a womb full of her seed, and about a trillion other hot and horny women of all ages and sizes fucking each other in a mad feeding frenzy of fuck, that Ruby Rose had a revelation.

Holy fuck, things had escalated quickly.

Like, here was the deal: Ruby had never even considered herself that sexual of a person. Okay, sure, she masturbated once every few days. It was a natural thing. Girls gotta rub one out—or finger it in, she supposed. Regardless of the terminology, she did it at what she considered a normal pace for any regular person. She wasn't, like, filming videos of herself doing stripteases and uploading that shit to the internet for cash. She wasn't using wacky sex toys or whipping herself or doing anything nuts. She had maybe a minor BDSM fetish. Choking, latex, ball gags; normal stuff, but almost always observed casually. Even when she was fantasizing about Cinder, it wasn't all that crazy.

Fine, the Cinder fantasies involved some real crazy shit. Whatever.

But regardless of her personal desires, she never could have foreseen that one: she would be spending so much of her time involved in sex shenanigans, and two: those sex shenanigans would be out there.

She ate her sister's pussy. Like, she had to just process that. Yang Xiao Long: her actual, biological sister. Literal flesh and blood. Something that was considered—rightfully—a crime in most places. Ruby ate her pussy. Not only that, but she also went to fucking town on that pussy. She chowed down on that like it was the local buffet. Stuck in her tongue and her fingers. Sucked on the clitoris. All of that good stuff. Her sister moaned her name as she came onto Ruby's face. That wasn't good. It was very vital to remember that. It should not have happened, and yet, one minute she was fine, and the very next, boop. Pussy. On her face. Crazy. And that was just her sister's pussy. That wasn't counting the pussies of her teammates, or her teammate's parents. Fuck, she knew what her own mother's dick tasted like. Process that sentence. Fucking process it. Yes, it was a hallucination, so she could probably discount it as not being real, but holy shit, that was fucking crazy.

She was a Huntress. She was a goddamn, motherfucking Huntress. She should have been better than that. She should be out in the world defeating Grimm and saving small children. Or friendly old people. Or smart, seductive older women, who would repay her bravery by kindly pulling down her pants and munching on her—no, no, no! She was doing it again! Getting caught up in all of the fucking! She needed to break free of that garbage. She needed to reestablish some normalcy in her life and her relationships. No more banging MILFs or siblings or teammates. Except for Weiss, her actual girlfriend. That was okay. She could bang Weiss.

Of course. Weiss. She had to go help Weiss. There was a massive orgy going on around them, and while she had been sandwiched between the buxom bodies of the MILFs, she had almost forgotten about Weiss's poor predicament. The poor girl's asshole was getting stretched out by every bad bitch in the Happy Huntresses. She needed some help. Sure, it would be pulling the Atlesian warrior away from her sworn anal duties—but what else were friends for, right?

Ruby, more determined to get her life back on track than ever before, pulled sharply away from Raven and Willow, marching free from their demonic grip. They groaned in frustration as she walked away from them, not even gracing them with a farewell. She didn't have time for simple words. She needed to save her girlfriend's ass. Literally. Raven, no longer having the ability to pound a gorgeous piece of teen ass, groaned and walked away, leaving Willow all alone with only her desperate, needy horniness. Willow sunk to her knees, all alone, and let out a terrible, ghastly wail.

"Cock!" she screamed to the dickens. "I need my Ruby Rose Cock!"

Ruby ignored her. Sorry, Weiss's mom, but your pussy didn't hold a candle to your daughter's! Another notion, by the way, Ruby never thought she'd have. She wandered her way through the Sea of Sluts, casually moving past all of the cum-drunk sluts. The orgy was starting to pick up steam, with the moans growing in volume as the women around her began to move more rapidly. Orgasms were had every few seconds, and Ruby had to keep light on her feet to avoid the random spurts of hot jizz flying through the air. Ruby tried her best to maneuver her way to the steps, but even then, she was running into problems. Who the fuck had sex on a staircase? That had to totally mess up your spine. And not even in a kinky way, like tying up your arms and legs an pulling them up above your head and suspending you from the ceiling. That was kinky spine-fuck-upery.

Ruby ascended halfway up the steps but turned around when she heard her sister scream out her name. When she looked out into the Sea of Sluts, she found a clearing in the middle, where Yang was doing…ugh. Something. She was lying on the back of her neck and shoulders with her legs spread straight above her in the air. A massive funnel was sticking out of her ass, and there was a long line of women holding milk cartons and—well, you know what? The less she thought about it the better. Yang was her sister. She didn't need to participate in her bizarre milky ritual.

But wouldn't it be super fucking hot to tongue the milk out of her asshole?

No! No it wouldn't! Damn pervy thoughts invading her mind! She was Ruby Rose—adorable little honey bumpkin! People love her because she was super cute and squeaky clean, not because she was a dirty incestuous whore. She groaned and forced herself to walk up the stairs, leaving Yang and her weird, milky screams of ecstasy behind her. She had to find Weiss. Focus on that.

As she started walking down the upstairs hallway, she started to worry about what would happen when she finally saw Weiss. That poor girl was going to be in the midst of an anal fucking unlike anything Ruby had ever seen. She hoped that seeing it didn't awaken anything in her. The last thing Weiss needed was for her to become such a desperate slut that she encouraged the hardcore fucking. How disastrous that would be! She needed to steel her resolve. Yes, steel her resolve! Don't drink cum, Ruby. Don't fucking drink the cum out of her ass! And don't drink the milk out of Yang's ass! Keep! Mouth! Away! From! Anuses! She just needed to find the room and clear her head. Yes. Find the room Weiss was in.

Far away from the majority of the action, away from the hardest of core fucking, Ruby thought she was on the right track. She found herself roaming an empty hallway, and was reminded just how elegant of a lifestyle the Schnee family lived. Every inch of the hall was polished to a mirror sheen, and she felt almost embarrassed to be walking such decorative halls, in front of carefully constructed portraits and superior architecture, completely in the nude with a big penis that didn't even really belong to her. It was kind of crude and just served as another reminder of how absolutely far off the rails her life had gotten in the past several months. Goddamn, where was Weiss in this giant-ass manor? Ruby moved tepidly down the hall until she came to a sudden stop outside a particularly fancy door. She couldn't remember; was that the door to Weiss's room? It was certainly fancy enough, but as she pressed her ear against the wooden frame, she heard nothing inside. No moans. No gasps. No sounds of meat slapping against juicy meat. Nothing. Was that really the right room? Couldn't hurt to check, right?

Ruby casually, quietly opened the door and stepped inside

"Hello? Weiss? You there?"

Weiss was not there. But as Ruby scanned the room, she realized that someone else was. Someone else with white hair and a fair complexion. Someone very young and confused, staring directly at her weird, sweaty face. He lay flat on the bed, a nice book in his hand, his legs crossed formally in his very fine attire. He acted so normally that it was almost like he had no idea the orgy was going on. That was until that red-haired girl with a giant fucking dick entered his room out of nowhere.

Whitley looked at her, and then he looked at her penis, and then he looked back into her eyes. "Um… I have questions."

Ruby yelped and quickly placed her hands over her penis, covering it in a panic until she realized: Hey, she also had tits! She quickly covered that as well, except by using only one arm to protect her girth, she couldn't properly contain its massive size. So then she covered her dick again, and then her breasts, and then she kind of just danced awkwardly in the doorway trying to cover different bits of herself while the boy just stared at her.

"Hi, Whitley! Nice to meet you!" Ruby said with a nervous laugh. "I'm, uh, I'm your sister's girlfriend, Ruby, and um… you probably want to know why I'm in your room… and why I'm naked… and why I have a penis. It's not my penis. It's a Grimm penis. I mean, uh, not a Grimm penis… like I didn't find a Grimm and mutilate it by cutting off its genitals and stitching them onto me. That's not… uh… okay, look, this all has a very simple explanation. Also, have you seen your sisters around by any chance?"

Whitley had the response that any sociopathic teenage boy would have when a futa girl strolled into his room and asked him if they had seen the sisters that he hated. He didn't take his eyes off her as he reached behind his pillow—and then he pulled out a pistol and opened fire on the intruding bitch.

Ruby screamed, barreling out of the room in a flash of red rose petals as gunfire bounced down the hall. She got the hell out of there as fast as she could, leaving that little boy's hellroom as fast as she could. Now she had way too many questions. Why did he keep a loaded gun under his pillow? What the hell was that all about? Why would he immediately shoot at her? Seriously! What the actual fuck, kid! She was just asking questions! Also, was she going to go to prison? He was definitely a minor and she totally just exposed herself to him. Like, it was an accident, but is that shit punishable by law? Would the fact that he tried to kill her get that case kicked out of court. Wait, did they even have courts in Atlas? Was it more like a military tribunal? Would she be subject to one anyway as a Huntress? She didn't go to fucking law school, dammit! She barely even went to Huntress school before a bunch of Grimm came in and tore the whole goddamn thing into pieces! For fuck's sake!

She ran down the hallway, searching for a new room to enter. Weiss had to be somewhere in this damn castle. Now, where was she…

Ruby burst into another room, and again froze in the doorway.

It wasn't the sight of a Schnee gangbang that froze her; rather, it was Nora, Coco, and Velvet lying on the bed, naked and surrounded by bowls of different types of fruits and sweets. Berries, bananas, chocolate, and various creams lined the bed, and Coco and Velvet were making the most of it by delicately making patterns on Nora's whipped cream-covered body. Velvet was using strawberries and bananas to make a lovely smiley face pattern on Nora's abs, while Coco was drizzling chocolate hazelnut syrup all over Nora's inner thighs. Nora reared up her head and noticed Ruby in the room, and carefully waved to her while making sure not to disrupt the artists using her flesh as their canvas.

"S'up, Ruby! Isn't this orgy awesome?" she asked gleefully.

"What's going on here?" Ruby asked, confused.

"Aint it obvious? Food porn!" Nora explained. "Like, actual food porn! Not just really good pictures of food posted on the internet. You know I've always liked having my sex and my food mix, and it turns out, so do the CFVY girls."

"We're going to cover Nora with sweet things and then slowly lick them off of her," said Velvet. "Isn't that so sexy? So risqué?"

"Maybe?" said Ruby. "Actually, Yang is doing like… I don't know, milk enemas, or something? You know, there seems to be a lot of food stuff recently."

"Because bitches love food stuff," said Coco.

"Exactly," said Nora. "I loved fucking myself with all sorts of vegetables. Cucumbers. Zucchini squash. Eggplants. Pumpkins. Tomatoes."

"That's a fruit," said Ruby.

"Not in my ass, it isn't!" Nora declared. "But yeah, you can use all sorts of food in erotic ways. Fruits. Veggies. Desserts. Whole chickens. Trout fillet. All sorts of cheeses. A soft gruyere if you want something to stimulate your nipples, sharp cheddar if you're down to fuck, and a crumbly blue cheese if you really want to push the boundaries. And of course, lobsters. Love the lobsters. Right, Ren?"

"Sheet Man!"

Ruby screamed in shock, nearly jumping out of her skin. The voice came out from nowhere, and Ruby scanned the room, searching for its sorts, but almost couldn't find it. She had to squint and focus her efforts before she finally realized that Ren was standing right there all along: camouflaged against the back corner underneath a massive bedsheet.

"Ren?" Ruby said, baffled.

"Sheet Man!"

"Oh, sorry, I forgot," Nora said with a roll of her eyes. "Ren demands to only be referred to as Sheet Man from now on. It seems like the combination of being denied participation in the orgy and being stuck under a sheet has driven him insane."

"Insane? It's only been like fifteen minutes since the orgy began!" Ruby exclaimed.

"Ruby, you don't understand how horny Ren gets," Nora stated. "If that man is denied an orgasm for like five seconds, he goes crazy."

"But… but he's always so calm," said Ruby.

"Because I'm always doing a bunch of secret butt stuff to him! God, Ruby, pick up the hints."

"Sheet Man! I live in the sheet! I cum in the sheet!"

"He cums in the sheet, Ruby," Nora said with a reasoned nod.

Ruby's mouth hung open. She knew that Nora and Ren were sluts, but butt stuff? All the time? Was she serious? They were supposed to be Huntresses. Good, noble, pure Huntresses! This sex stuff was a deviation—it wasn't the norm. Was it? Seriously, was it? As Ruby was trying to process just how much kinky shit had been happening around her for her entire life, Coco's eyes suddenly lit up like firecrackers, and she jumped to her feet and ran to the other side of the bed.

"Speaking of cumming," she said with a lick of her lips. "I notice that you have a pretty nice dick there, Ruby. Would you mind lending us a helping hand?"

"Uh…"

Ruby didn't know what she was expecting from Coco. What she got was Coco pulling from out of nowhere a vanilla sponge cake, freshly baked from—well, fuck, Ruby wasn't going to question it. Coco held it just in front of her jiggling breasts as she bounced her way over to the young cock-fitted Huntress. The sponge cake looked pretty good, but Ruby suspected that it was probably laced with drugs or something. Coco was going to ask her to do drug cake with her, and they would have some weird tentacle orgy hallucination, and it would be super hot but a major distraction from her quest. That was what she suspected Coco would ask. What she got was… well…

"Can you fuck this sponge cake?"

That. She got that.

"I'm sorry, what?"

Coco ran her hand delicately over the beige surface of the cake, inhaling its heavenly aroma. "See, we were having an argument about what food would serve as an adequate substitute for a pussy. We all know what foods can be used as penises, but vaginas? Completely different. Velvet was thinking blueberry pie, but I think that with a perfect bake, a hot, moist, soft sponge cake would be a really good thing to wrap a dick around."

"That…" Ruby stammered. "I don't think that's true."

Coco grabbed onto Ruby's dick, and without her consent, brought its tip to the edge of the cake, rubbing it up and down the fluffy warm surface.

"Oh, please. It'll be awesome. The warm cake engulfing your whole cock? I bet it's like fucking a warm pillow. Plus, this cake needs a little cream filling, if you get my drift."

"You want me to ejaculate into your sponge cake?" Ruby asked, immensely irritated with the words coming out of her mouth.

"Yeah! I want you to shove your big Ruby cock into my moist sponge cake and fill it with cream!" Coco said with a nod.

"It's going to be super dry," Velvet sighed.

"No, it will be moist!" Coco declared. "Like my pussy!"

"No, I agree with Velvet," Ruby said unsurely. "The moistness of a cake and the wetness of a vagina are kind of fundamentally different kinds of—Hey!"

Having enough of Ruby's dumb chatter, Coco took it upon herself to make her experiment come true—by grabbing Ruby's cock with one hand, holding her sponge cake in the other, and forcibly jamming the hard dick through the side of the sponge as hard as she could. Ruby gasped in shock as she was, unbelievably, having sex with a pastry, and even more unbelievably, it actually felt kind of good. Like, not pussy good, but better than it had any right to be. Coco was one hell of a baker, as it turned out; the cake was perfectly light and airy, and it held up structurally rather well as Coco grabbed onto Ruby's hips and forced her to start thrusting. The fact that it was still warm was positive, and she had to say, it wasn't dry at all. Velvet was completely wrong. It wasn't absolutely amazing, but the raw sensation of a freshly baked cake around her dick was enough of a jolt to cause Ruby to release a delicate moan. It kept her thrusting into the sponge cake at a quickening pace, pushing off into every thrust with the balls of her feet. It was enough to make Nora happy, at least, as the naked, whipped cream and fruit-covered girl let out a satisfied whoop.

"Yeah, Ruby! Fuck that cake!" she screamed like a cheerleader. "Cum inside that cake! Pump it with rope after rope of your hot sticky splooge!"

"Sheet Man like cake! Sheet Man live in sheet!" screamed the Sheet Man.

"Yeah! What he said!"

Velvet hopped off the bed as well, grabbing two bottles of chocolate syrup and jumping over to Ruby's side like the rabbit she was.

"Hey, Coco! Let's drizzle this all over her penis," she suggested. Coco gave a cocky laugh.

"Oh, so now you're interested in cake fucking?"

"What? She looks like she's enjoying it."

It was true. Ruby was enjoying it. She had fully taken the sponge cake away from Coco and was holding it out in front of her as she pounded away at it, her moans growing louder by the second. She rolled back her head and tried to fully appreciate the experience of the soft cake wrapped around her dick. Sponge cake was a particularly delicate substance; the secret was to leaven them with beaten eggs and to fully incorporate the air when whisking, in order to create an extra fluffy interior. Ruby was deeply appreciative of Coco's technique as she rammed into the cake over and over again, bringing her cock out to its tip before slamming it back into the cake's center with full force. It was a pretty massive cake, large enough to fit the entirety of her length, with made it all the more impressive that it held together so well while she was plowing it. One could even cut out a few slices and never even know that a woman's pecker had been inside of it. Coco and Velvet took immense pleasure in Ruby's increasingly orgasmic state and wasted no time in squeezing out the bottles of chocolate syrup all over her naked body. Velvet drizzled it back and forth across her breasts, and then excitedly bent over and shook out the remainder of the bottle's contents over Ruby's dick, slathering it whenever it popped out of the warmth of the cake. Coco hooked two fingers into Ruby's mouth and pulled it open. Ruby's tongue flopped out automatically, and Coco poured an endless stream of warm syrup directly onto it, taking great pleasure in washing it lick and writhe around her mouth. With the fingers already hooked in Ruby's mouth, Coco scooped up any derelict syrup and further rubbed it all over Ruby's tongue, and Ruby licked her digits eagerly as a reward, the younger girl slipping back into her mindless state of ecstasy.

It was maybe too late that Ruby realized that holy shit, she was about to cum inside of a fucking sponge cake. It was so warm and soft that she couldn't help it. It was drawing her in. The sponge. The warm sponge. Her hips were moving on their own, thrusting harder and harder into the cake, practically trying to saw it in half with her massive cock, her pounding lubricated and energized by the chocolate syrup coating her cock. Her balls slapped vigorously against the cake's edge, creating a pounding like the sound of a beating drum. She had to resist. She had to fight her fucked-up carnal urges. It was already bad enough that she was abandoning her girlfriend for Coco and Velvet's crazed horniness, but she was being filmed for the whole world to see. They couldn't watch her cum inside of a pastry. It would be too humiliating to bear. She had to pull away from the cake, away from Velvet and Coco, no matter how hard they were playing with her boobs or her tongue. She had to show that Huntress resilience. She had to resist at all costs!

And then Nora jumped off the bed with a canister of whipped cream, walked around to the back, and jammed the tip of the canister right up Ruby's ass, flooding it with a rush of cream.

Ruby gasped sharply, hunching over and hilting herself inside the cake as she exploded within it, flooding the interior with her seed. She spurted hard into the cake, giving it every bit of the white, creamy center that Coco desired and more. The cake absorbed every last drop of it, and as her cock pulsed and released the last drops of cum into the cake, Ruby had no doubt in her mind that she would be eating a slice of that later in the night. She moaned deeply and Velvet and Coco high-fived each other, proud of their work. Nora knelt down on the floor and continued pushing the can of whipped cream inside Ruby, curious just how much cream she could flood the girl with before it overflowed. The answer was apparently quite a lot because no matter how long she pressed down on that tip, the cream seemed to stay firmly within Ruby's asshole. Even after the exhausted Ruby let out a heavy sigh, and Coco and Velvet removed the cake from her dick, leaving a thin, connecting trail of cum between them as they carried the pastry away, the cream kept coming. Even when Ruby pulled away from the canister and collapsed onto the bed, her cum-covered cock sticking straight up in the air, the whipped cream didn't come out. Nora was left with one incredible thought: Ruby's sphincter must have been amazing.

"Sheet Man love orgasm! Hoo-ah hoo-ah!"

Ruby groaned, physically spent. She honestly thought that after all the hell Raven and Willow put her through, she wouldn't be able to push her sexual organs any further. Instead, all of Remnant had literally just watched her fuck a goddamned sponge cake to completion, and now she was tired and embarrassed and covered in chocolate syrup, and still no closer to saving Weiss from her gangbangy fate. She knew she needed to get up and move. But she was so tired from all that orgasming. Maybe if the girls would just let her rest a minute.

Of course, the girls had other plans for their little cake slut.

"Hey, so now that that test is over," Coco said evilly, "what if we try some other food groups?"

With the last vestiges of her strength, Ruby looked over her erect penis and up at the girls hovering over her. They were all smiling deviously and holding a food that they had seemingly summoned out of nowhere.

Velvet held up a blueberry pie.

Coco held up a stuffed game hen.

Nora held up a Cobb salad.

And Ruby looked at all of those different foods, and then she looked at her penis, and then she looked back at those foods that her friends also wanted her to stick said penis in.

And then Ruby threw her head back on the bed and shrugged.

Weiss could wait another ten minutes, couldn't she? Or twenty? Or an hour? After all, what was the worst that could happen?