A/N. Hey people! I've decided I'm going to do more than one diary entry per chapter. FYI I do not own iCarly.
iWant more viewers
Hello dumb diary. I hope you're enjoying your time being a diary. Ugh, why am I talking to you, you can't understand. Anyway, today was uneventful apart from when we stood outside the Seattle beats building in the pouring rain, just to realise that our banner was soaking wet. You couldn't even see the words. At least the tall marshmallow and the nub didn't do much better. Their screen that they put up over the highway went so hilariously wrong that it ended up saying pee on Carl. I was laughing so much I almost forgot to be sad that our plan completely failed. Also the nub really offended me today. He said I feel bad for you Carly, not for you Sam or something along those lines. I mean I am a human being as well, which means I have feelings. Not that I'd ever let on to dorkpants that I was offended by him. Not that I was.
iDream of Dance
We have been watching dance videos almost all night. We fell asleep multiple times and all the dreams we had were pretty disturbing. But the most disturbing part was when I woke up, and I had my head on Freddie's shoulder. I mean to be honest.. he was pretty comfortable. Pull yourself together Puckett! He was not comfortable at all. I guess... anyway. He shrugged me off so what does it matter?
