Log Date 7-29

"Hey Buddy, how's it shaken?"

"A lot has happened since my last log. For one, I gave Little Cato "the talk" so your welcome. Second, Tribore left the ship to rebuild the resistance, even though there is nothing to rebel too. And lastly, Mooncake was kidnapped all of a sudden and taken to another dimension."

"Luckily, Bolo told us that we could access the dimension with Worthred's Heart-stone, but we need to find someone who can activate it. Strangely, Clarence seemed to be more active in finding Mooncake, using his contacts and old flames to help narrow the search. We traveled all over the galaxy to find anyone that can help us, but we mostly came across dead ends and backtracks."

"It almost seemed hopeless, and I was beginning to think Mooncake would be lost to us forever. But Clearance had one last idea that involved his great-niece, and after seeing her face, I understood why he would go to her as a last resort. His great-niece, Dartreeshio, Unlocker of Worlds, was able to activate the Heart-stone, but she chose Ash to do the unlocking. Using her thingy-thing, she was able to use the key and get us to Mooncake."

"When we got there, a group of giant mechanical spiders had Mooncake trapped in there ectoplasmic webbing. They call themselves the Arachnitects, and they created the titans that inhabit Final Space. However, they explained that the titans were initially cosmic construction workers that built dimensions and that a mysterious entity named Invictus brainwashed them. Bolo was the only titan that avoided that dickhead's control, and with the Arachnitects, they imprisoned Invictus and the corrupted titans into Final Space. However, the Titans are making holes in space and time, breaking the border between their prison and the galaxy. My dad died closing one of these breaches with an antimatter bomb, so now I know that somebody caused my broken family."

"But when my dad closed the first breach, he accidentally created Mooncake in the process. So now, the Arachnitects are trying to send Mooncake through a breach in their dimension. They think that sending him back to Final Space would prevent dipwads like the Lord Commander from using his power to weaken the walls again. I begged and pleaded them to give Mooncake back to me. At that point, I was on my last legs. I decided to join Mooncake rather than to lose him, even though my body was falling apart in the process. But at the last fricken moment, Mooncake was able to use his powers again to close the breach in the Arachnitects realm. So the spiders allowed us to go with Mooncake but threatened us that if Mooncake creates a hole into Final Space, they will take him away forever, so no pressure."

"Overall, lots of changes are happening now. An army is rebuilding, Mooncake's powers returned, and Little Cato, Ash and Fox understand pubescence. But now we know that the stakes are higher than ever before, so we're going to have to move our booty cheeks faster than we initially thought."

"Welp, gotta go now, Mooncake is nowhere in sight again, so I might need to intervene with him. Later man."