2007 Jason

I shot the Lorenzo, but I did not shoot Spinelli.
I shot the Lorenzo, but I did not shoot Spinelli.
All around in my home town
Ric's trying to track me down.
He brags he's going to bring me in guilty
For the shooting Spinelli in the foot,
For the life of Spinelli.

But I say:
I shot the Lorenzo, but I swear Sonny ordered it
I shot the Lorenzo, and they say it is a capital offense.
Lorenzo Alcazar always hated me;
For what the whole town knows
Every time that the Alcazar's come around
Sonny says, "kill him before he takes over"
He said, "kill him before he takes over."

I say:
I shot the Lorenzo, but I swear Sonny ordered it
I shot the Lorenzo, and they say it is a capital offense.
Opportunity came my way one day
When Skye let me in
All of a sudden I see Lorenzo Alcazar
So I shot, I shot him down.

I say:
I shot the Lorenzo, but I did not shoot Spinelli.
I shot the Lorenzo, but I did not shoot Spinelli.

Reflexes got the better of me
And what is to be must be.
Today I was found not guilty,
But one day my nine lives will run out,
But one day my nine lives will run out,

But I say:
I shot the Lorenzo, but I did not shoot Spinelli. oh no.

2007-Where have all the minorities gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the minorities gone?
Long time ago

Where have all the minorities gone?
Soaps have thrown them all away
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where has Lainey gone?
Seen only twice a month
Long time passing

Where has Cruz gone?
Seen only with Lucky
Long time ago

Where has Stan gone?
Poof-don't care but still
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the minorities gone?
Long time ago
Sonny seems to be the only one?
Long time passing

Where have all the minorities gone?
Gone for us fans
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Dr. Ford comes and goes
Long time ago

Where have Justice and all the rest gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

We miss Taggert, Rodriguez…Long time passing
Where have all the good ones gone?
Long time ago

Where have all the minorities gone?
replaced by kids along with the vets to
Save the money
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

2007-Alan Q'

Thanks for the memory

Of every touch a thrill
You've been put through the mill
You've lived a lot and learned a lot
We've loved you so and still

We will miss you so very much
Thanks for the memory
Of how we used to watch
Our Prince Charming, our Sidney the Bear
That house you tried to drop on
Monica & Rick….how crazy you were

Thanks for the memory
Of all the affairs and marriages
Lucy in her red dress
But most of all the ones to Monica
The house you gave her to

The way you bicker

Thanks for the memory
For playing Santa and
Then the reading of Twas the Night Before
The Christmas times…the Nurses Ball
The Cowardly Lion

Tonight will be very sad
The way things look
Jason does not make it back in time
The Q's have lost their stalwart

The loss is too much to bear
GH will never be the same
Gone are those days of yore
Together we'd chat about our Prince
But now we lament about the hypocrisy
The unfairness
And wish that you were still here

I know it's a fallacy
That we should never cry
Baby, that's a lie
We had our bed of roses
But forgot that roses die
And thank you so much…for all the memories

2008- Killing off the Q's (to the tune of Burning Down the House)
Watch out
We're getting what we dread
TPTB are cutting costs…that's what they said
strange but not a stranger
They are a staple of GH

Killing off the Q's

Hold tight wait till the next one
Hold tight they're planning another
TPTB will find a way

Killing off the Q's

Here was AJ, his ticket's just been punched
Lila died of natural causes, but still
Justice soon followed, that cut GH's bill
Killing Q's is their desire

All dead
hey you might need a will
Alans dead
Tracy dreams her conscience in broad daylight

Several thousand $$ has been saved
Killing off the Q's

It was once upon a time the Q's were a central family
But now they are barely seen
Working at GH except Emily's now dead

Gonna lose Monica soon (to recurring)

Q's house
Alan gave it to her
That's right
Edward's to be recurring too
Some things sure can piss me off

Killing off the Q's
TPTB give them no support and we've seen nuthin' yet
The Q's they are disappearing
What do we expect while starring into our TV set
Killing Q's is their desire