A/N: Hey Guys here's the next part!
Chapter 2: Mexican Stand-Off
Needless to say, Team Aang was screwed.
Aang, Katara and Sokka found themselves on the ground, crying while holding onto their asses. Having really "gotten up there" Aang's, Katara's and even Sokka's rectums were burning from the inside out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH MY RECTUM!" Aang screamed at the top of his lungs.
"TOPH YOU STUPID, FUCKING MORON! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!" Cried Katara.
"I WANT MY YUE BACK!" Sobbed Sokka.
Before she could explain herself, Toph's hands started to burn, causing her to run into the restroom and wash said hands with soap.
"IT'S LIKE THERE'S A RAGING FIRE IN MY ASS, AANG I'M SCARED!" Said Katara.
"SO AM I! OH…. OH FUCK IT BURNS!" Replied Aang.
"WHY DID YUE HAVE TO BECOME A SPIRIT?! YUE PLEASE COME BACK AND HELP ME!" Said Sokka.
As team Aang rolled around and wailed in complete agony, our heroes failed to realize that they had been followed. Emerging from the brush was Prince Zuko and his Uncle Iroh.
In typical Zuko fashion, the disgraced Fire Nation Prince threw his shirt aside revealing his bare, muscular chest and was all "Now Avatar, I will finally….."
"Really Zuzu?" Said an unimpressed voice.
"WHO SAID THAT?!" Asked Zuko.
"Oh please." Said the voice again.
"SHOW YOURSELF!" Zuko demanded.
On the other side of Team Aang was Azula, Mai and Ty Lee.
"Don't tell me you feel the need to toss your shirt aside every time you challenge someone Zuzu!" Azula said with a giggle.
"IT'S TO BE INTIMIDATING!" Said Zuko trying to sound tough.
"More like overcompensating for your chode!" Azula taunted.
"HEY THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Said Zuko.
"Zuzu we used to take baths together, even then you were small!" Said Azula.
"YEAH….WELL…THAT WAS WHEN I WAS A KID, NOW I'M AN ADULT!" Said Zuko.
"Actually Zuzu, Azula has a point." Said Mai.
"MAI?!" Said Zuko.
"Zuko I love you but if we're going to be a couple, you really need to use some Viagra." Said Mai.
Enraged, Zuko was all "AT LEAST MOM LOVES ME AND NOT YOU AZULA!" Zuko fired back.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Asked Azula.
"BETTER TO BE FLACID THAN TO BE REJECTED BY OUR MOTHER…. YOU FUCKING REJECT!" Said Zuko, clearly hitting a nerve in Azula.
Lighting her hands in blue fire, Azula was all, "Listen good you little shit-stain, surrender The Avatar and…"
"Oh for fuck's sake!" Said another voice.
Just then June arrived riding on her trusted shirshu Nyla.
To everyone's surprise, June had been hiding in a bush south of where Azula and Zuko were the whole time and heard everything.
June was all, "As fun as it is to hear you both bitch and moan, I have a bounty to catch and a reward to pick up so if you two could run along and let the adult handle this then….."
"Uhhh…..guys…" said Aang.
"Stay out of this paycheck, NOW FIGHT!" Snapped June as her whip cracked the ground.
"But…." Aang tried to say.
"Resist and you'll all perish, NOW RESIST SO YOU'LL PERISH!" Said Azula as she, Mai and Ty Lee got into their fight stances.
"Listen…" Aang was getting desperate.
"I'm gonna make Mommy proud, FIGHT ME SO I CAN MAKE MOMMY PROUD!" Declared Zuko.
After numerous taunts from the Mexican Standoff, Aang had enough.
"GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS I'M TRYING TO SAY THAT WE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER SO TOPH GOT US SOME LEAVES BUT THEY WERE ACTUALLY POISON IVY SO AS A RESULT WE CAN'T FIGHT!" Said Aang as he pointed to the pile of leaves Toph picked.
Upon looking at the leaves, the three groups noticed something familiar about it, and that their anal cavities started to burn.
"Uncle…?" Asked Zuko.
"Ty Lee….?" Asked Azula.
June pulled out a nature book and frantically looked up poison Ivy.
Little did Team Avatar know, but their enemies also made the mistake of wiping with poison Ivy.
Zuko turned to Iroh and was all "Uncle you said…."
Azula turned to Ty Lee and added "…that wasn't…..."
June found the page in her book and with a horrified look and finished with …. "POISON IVY."
The standoff ended when the 3 new parties rolled onto the ground and joined our heroes in crying heavily.
A/N: Well you know what they say, "Misery Loves Company." I'll have chapter 3 up this Thursday!
