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Chapter 4: Whoops!
"So you two part on good term?" Lara tilted her head at Ralph as they drink their root beers in Tapper's bar before she nod to herself, "That's good. Not all relationship starts with first dates."
"Yeah, at least I don't mess it up like last time." Ralph smirked lightly before they share laughter.
"So…" She glanced up at him, "Have your friend set you up again for another one yet?"
"Nah, Calhoun said she'll get me another one but I haven't heard anything yet." He shrugged his shoulders, "I mean, it's only been three days." He sighed, "Because of that, I can't make any plans or she'll blindside me again like last time."
"No plans?" Lara tilted her head slightly, "That sucks."
"Tell me about it." Ralph sipped his drink with a grunt before he turn to her, "What about you?"
"Oh, busy week for me." She sighed out, "School's almost out so I have a lot of games to work and I have to visit the developing site with others to see if we are confirmed for any new upcoming games or not then hit the international plaza for some cons, I'm on few panels."
"International plaza?" His eyebrow arched.
"Oh, it's kinda like Arcade and Console but for all type of games that connect to more than one country, like my game for example." Lara explained.
"Ah, I see." Ralph hummed, he really don't know anything about other plaza, beside arcade and console, and it make him feel like he need to go out often and try to get more familiar with everything like Arcade plaza after what happened the other day. 'It's miracle that I found my way back home.' He turns his attention back to her, resume their small chats about random things for a while.
The mini-train roll into Fix-it Felix Jr game and Ralph step off onto station, stretching his back out with few pops. "Ugh, they should have come with large cart." Ralph mumbled under his breath as he walk toward to the pile of bricks, only to pause in his walking as soon as he see someone chatting with Calhoun and Felix. "Sorceress?" He approached them with arched eyebrow, "What are you doing here?"
"Hiya, Ralph." Sorceress waved to him with a cheerful smile, "I stop by for a little chat with Calhoun about a girl night out."
"But weren't you telling Calhoun to not set…" Felix raised his index finger up before his wife smack him upside head with slush.
"Alright." Ralph shrugged as he turn to his house but Sorceress call out to him.
"Wait!" The blue-skinned woman fidgeted with her fingers, "Um, there is a party coming up tomorrow night at Bowser's castle. I am going there and I was wondering if you want to come?"
"A party at Bowser's?" The giant scratched his head, "Do I need to get an invitation or…?"
"Ah, no, it's free admission, everyone's welcome." Sorceress waved her hands.
"Um, I don't know…" Ralph hummed thoughtfully, he wasn't really big with social activities.
"Everyone is going because everyone knows that Bowser's parties are always best." Calhoun spoke up, "You can use this opportunity to meet some girls and if you refuse, I'll drag you there against your will."
"Okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going." The giant baddie waved it off, knowing that she will really drag him there.
"Great!" The blue-skinned baddie smiled happily, "Party start at nine. I'll see you there!" She suddenly give him a tight hug before she flee to the station, saying her bye to the group and Calhoun just walk off to the building. Ralph turn to his best friend with puzzled expression as if he was asking him what was going on and the handyman simply shrug with his hands, equally confusing like him.
"A party?" Vanellope swing on a tree branch upside down as she stared at Ralph, "You're going to a party?"
"Yeah." The giant nodded his head, "Sorceress invited me and Calhoun said I need to get advantage of this opportunity to meet someone."
"Sorceress?" Vanellope glitched down from tree to ground, "This girl from your bad-anon support group?" He nodded, "Why did she invite you in first place?" She looked up to him with narrowing eyes, "Anything going on between you two?"
"Me and Sorceress?" Ralph arched his eyebrow, "We're just acquaintances and I don't think there's anything going on between us…" He glanced at her, "Why are you asking me that?"
"No reason." She waved it off, "Just curious because it's kinda weird."
"Right." He agreed with a hum.
"…I wish I should go to this party but I gotta race on this night." Vanellope huffed before she grumble something under her breath, "Nothing better not happening there."
"You say something?" Ralph stuck his ear out to her confusingly.
"Yeah, I said you better get my kart out here." The racer placed her fists on hip, "Chop, chop!"
"Yes, princess." He rolled his eyes at her, walk away to fetch her kart for a test run.
The night of party have come in a blink and Ralph glance around as he walk into Bowser's castle, it was slightly crowd and he can see some root beer kegs stacking on one side while the game characters do whatever partygoers do. "Yo, Ralph!" The wrecker looked over to see Bowser as he comes into his view with a wide smirk before he shakes his hand with few hard pat on the wrecker's back, "It's good to see you out of the meetings!" The koopa king gestured at his surrounding, "Welcome to Bash Party! Drinks and chows in back and if you need toilet, ask my servants for directions. Mi casa es tu casa."
"Thanks, um…" Ralph looked around before he turns to Bowser, "Why is it called Bash Party?"
"…I just like the sound of this name." Bowser shrugged his shoulders.
"I-I-I see…" The giant stared at him with deadpan expression.
"If you wanna hang out with the gang, they're over there." The koopa king jabbed his thumb at their fellow baddies as they chat about something.
"Got it, I'll join you guys after I get something to drink." Ralph nodded his head as he walked toward to the food table and Bowser nod back before he quickly makes a beeline to his fellow baddies.
"Sorceress, Ralph's here and he's at chow table." Bowser gestured to the said giant with a jerk of his head as Ralph picks a cup up, glancing at some foods. "That's your chance to ask him for a dance and plant one big smooch to catch h…"
"I'm not going to kiss him out of nowhere!" Sorceress hissed at him with widened eyes, "I'll scare him away if I do that!"
"Alright then." The koopa king shrugged his shoulders, "Nay on smooch, just a little dance."
"Um, I'm not sure if I can ask him for a dance." The sorceress fidgeted.
"What?" Saitine looked at her with the rest, "But Bowser went through all trouble to set a party up and we all spread words around while you send him a invitation personally. Are you gonna stop here like that?"
"Yes." She sighed out, "You have no idea how much courage I have to mash up into asking him to come here." They just kept staring at her as she slowly become unnerved by them before she snatch a mug up, "Fine! I'll do it after I get some liquid courage!"
"Whoa, whoa!" Bowser waved his hands to stop her, "Liquid courage isn't the best way to do it! That's how I met my first ex and it doesn't end too well!"
"Is it the one who tried to burn your game world down?" Zangief looked at him.
"Yes." The koopa king shuddered, "All of that just because I talk to Peach about our roles in next game…" He resume his attempts to stop Sorceress from making a mistake with everyone else but it fall upon deaf ears as she went off to fetch another mug.
Meanwhile, Ralph pile some piece of foods onto his plate and he shuffle among the buffet table, checking some bowls and plates to see if there was anything he like before he start to wander around. Once in a while, he'll stop to chat with few familiar faces for a little catch-up and try his best to not drop his foods and drink as some drunken partygoers bump into him clumsily. It went on for a little while until he decide to join the gang for a small talk but…
"You!" Ralph got startled by a shout and he turn to the voice to see a bulky solider pointing at him with some stumbles as someone drag another solider, who seems to be passed out. "You say you can outdrink me?!" The solider thrust his finger at row of mugs, "I challenge you!"
"Um, pal, I think you might mistake me for someone else." Ralph tried to get away but he feels several people pushing him toward to the table with some cheers and someone push a mug up to him.
"Chug, chug, chug, chug!" The giant glanced around nervously and he starts to feel the pressure for the first time.
"…A-Alright!" The giant baddie caved in as he pick his mug up, chugging it down in one go and it become a race between him and a drunken solider. By the fourteen mug, the solider just pass out and the crowd cheer for Ralph as he stumble through them away from the table, trying his best to keep his balance. Everything was spinning then he sees four faces of Sorceress as she stumble toward him with determined expression.
"I like you, kiss me!" Sorceress suddenly pulled him in a deep kiss and normally, Ralph would try to stop her but he was too drunk to think straight so he just kiss back, starting make out with her before everything become blur then black.
Ralph's eyes flutter open to see a familiar ceiling of his home and he slowly sit up in his bed with a groan as he held his head in pain, he can't remember anything last night but it seems that he somehow make it home. "Oh, my head…" He cringed at a sharp painful throb in his head and he was about to get up but a weight hold him down, something that make him froze in horror. His eyes slowly gaze downward to a dainty blue arm before he slowly follows it to its owner, revealing to be Sorceress as she snore into his stomach and to make it worse, the blanket barely covering their modesty but he can tell that they were not wearing anything…He take a quick glance at himself under his blanket, making sure not to look at his blue-skinned friend before he drop the blanket down with widened eyes. "Shit, what just happened last night?" Ralph whispered lowly.
"What happened last night is that you wrecked my world." Sorceress muttered sleepily as Ralph's body stiffened, "But again, I barely remember anything last night." Her right eye creaked open slightly, "Everything was blurry from the moment we start making out."
"I remember that right before I black out." The giant gulped nervously as he glanced around his room, "…How did we end up here?" It would be impossible if he make his way home with Sorceress while drunk.
"I bought you two back here." A voice spoke up from behind Sorceress and their eyes widened at same time before they slowly look over to see Tira with wide grin. "Best threesome ever."
"…Aren't you from Soul Calibur?" Sorceress can't help but to asked.
"Yup." Tira popped her lip.
"H-H-How…" Ralph stammered.
"How did we end up having threesome?" Tira smirked, "To recap, you two were getting it on as soon as I got you back here and I stay to enjoy the free show then after a while, I ask to get on it but blue here…" She jerked her head at Sorceress, "say, like, 'No, he's mine! I'm not giving him to you!' and I was like, 'Chill, blue, I just want one-night stand and nothing else. You can have him after that.' Then she was like, 'Okay then but I'm not getting out of this bed!' and I said, 'Wanna do threesome?' and she said 'Sure!'."
"…I-I-I did say that?!" Sorceress dropped her jaw with red face.
"Yup!" Tira hopped out of bed, revealing her birthday suit to the world and she turn to stunned giant. "Where's your bathroom?"
"O-Out of my room and to left…" Ralph muttered, "First door."
"Gotcha." She exited the room before she poke her head back in with a coy smirk, "By the way…I'm surprised you don't wreck everything with this huge meat of yours. Meow!" Her head pulled out and the two baddies stare at door in silence.
"…I need a drink…" The blushing giant baddie plopped back in his bed with a weak groan.
"Me too…" Sorceress whispered and Ralph really has no idea what to do at this moment.
And that end the fourth chapter of SDR! Love it? Hate it?
Sorceress made a move by inviting Ralph to a party but it look like it went sideway when both got drunk and end up doing something that they shouldn't have done…Whoops!
What will Ralph do next? What will Sorceress say? What'll happen next? Let's find out in the next chapter!
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