There was not another bell, as it seemed to me. At school, I had a completely normal relationship, not that I liked to communicate with small things, but... there is an older brother. Kids can be cruel, and Japanese kids are doubly so, and then Issei comes on the scene.

Well, he's not a dead man, and he's happy to protect his little sister at any moment. It wasn't really necessary, but it's very useful that he cares ... only fell under the corrupting influence of his grandfather and that uncle, so that they were empty.

Although one classmate walked with a broken nose and was constantly afraid of something. I wonder why?

But, basically, I had a small goal. The smallest. Insignificant. To skip a few classes externally, so I had to not even lie down, but just do a little more study…

An unpleasant fact has been revealed.

The Japanese educational system has its own specifics. I'm not so stupid that I don't understand mathematics, but I, like the rest of the students, teach the rest of the subjects from scratch. So-so pleasure and once there was a desire, then I just had to learn this data.

Well, you know, after school, instead of going for a walk, I go home and sit down for books.

For some reason, the parents took it… Strange. No, quite calm, but strange. They were whispering about something.

Perhaps it seemed to me, but I thought I heard: "grandchildren" and "difficult".

But… But! Delicate baby skin helped to cope with bags under the eyes, here it is, a remedy for all problems, a baby's body!

Our parents seem to be ordinary, but they don't seem to be. Well, they calmly perceive all the quirks, both mine and Issei, who has gradually begun to get into the female body.

He is, of course, my brother and, oddly enough, he did not give me a reason to doubt myself, but the lock on the door will be useful to me. Just in case.

Damn uncle, while grandfather is away, he corrupts him and there's nothing to be done! Not in the police department to declare it?

But…

Well, if it drags on, that's an option.

So, parents. They seem to be normal. Something was bothering me. I don't even know what. Maybe custody? In a way, yes, parents are somehow too caring.

There is something to compare with, oddly enough.

Then the fourth bell happened.

We were sent back to our paternal grandfather.

Yes, grandfather is still an entertainer who is ready to do a lot of things for the sake of boobs. Maybe that's why he married Grandma? That woman is voluminous, lives with this suitcase, a storehouse of myths and legends about boobs.

Also at first glance ordinary, at first glance, because somehow they get along?

However, all my hopes were trampled a little. Just a little. Shattered. Into the dust.

It's just that an elderly Japanese man thought that one kid was very similar to another kid, and then his grandfather gave out a wonderful story. The one that is ahuititelnaya, I mean.

- In his youth, Goro was a nice boy, he had a worthy dream, he wanted to have a harem…

Our father was not so simple, and grandfather plunged into memories.

- Harem? What's it? - yes, Issei heard an incomprehensible word and asked again.

- Yes, it's when you have a lot of hot chicks, - grandfather still indulges in wet memories.

— And why?

— The more girls, the more boobs.

I wanted to kick him, too.

And our folder? He was able to handle it, so what's the problem with this elderly pervert?! Eh?

The Almighty gave a relative…

Promotes false goals. What normal woman would agree to such a thing? They also came up with a harem, it's impossible! In general! Even the legendary stone-kicker doesn't have a harem, but the devil knows what! Although no, the devils don't know everything there.

In general, the idea is doomed to failure. This world doesn't work according to Senen rules, does it? It doesn't work, does it? Really?

I hope not, otherwise it's true: harems are quite real and the girls won't kill each other in the fight for... uh... it's too late for Grandfather for a long time, it's too late for father, it remains… I feel sorry for him. Still does not understand the true essence of a girl in love. And judging by the grandfather, even the most con ... ahem ... enthusiastic find a mate.

That's where it all stopped, as it seemed to me.

After all, my grandfather's short stay at home ended, and then we returned home.

Here Issei's naivety kicked in, he held on for a long time, but asked a question to the folder about the harem.

- Ahah… Did Grandpa tell you that? — this is where the strangeness of parents manifests itself. They are calm and understanding in this regard. It seems to me that even if they catch one of us doing this, then... well, the reaction will definitely be non-standard. Will they run and shout: "finally"? — When I was young, I dreamed of such a thing, but then I met your mother.

I was waiting for a story from the series: "how I met/met your mom/ dad," but mom somehow giggled in embarrassment, and dad smiled.

What the hell happened to them?! I wouldn't be surprised if he groped her on the train, with such and such a father, but... what happened there?!

This time, I definitely heard: "grandchildren" and "a lot of girls" when I left. I'm sure it's not a hallucination, but it's hard to catch the parents, who knows what it will turn out to be?

How can they be brought to light and is it worth it?

Life is fun, it turns out.

And so they lived.