A/N: Chapter 2 has at long last arrived! I know I wrote it originally over a year ago, but this thing was in dire need of a fixing up. Do not worry, most of the original chapter as I wrote it is still here, but minus the things that really made it over the top. This is a mini update to go along with chapter 7 which just went up. So please, without further ado, please enjoy the fixed up, albeit shorter chapter 2 of Gohan's Blonde Future!

The Present Timeline:

PRIIIIIIIIINNNGGGYYYOOOOOOO!

The sound going off like some sort of sonic boom, the clouds which had once been calmly crisscrossing the skies above West City were suddenly torn asunder, their wispy marshmallow-like shapes scattered here and there with the unnatural sound. A large blue sphere first appearing in the newly cleared space, it started off about the size of a bowling ball, the orb soon growing even bigger by the second, years reeling back like pages in a book, it was not long before it became as big as a small car.

As the peaceful day that had been taking place became just as big a part of history as was future events, the huge ball changed shape one last time. Lightning striking at the particles in the air all around it, for a mere moment the blue sphere resembled that of a woman, her short hair appearing first, and then her face following suit, her entire body beginning to take shape from that blue mass from which all the commotion had come about from. Though compared to how she had left there was something missing from her.

The many lightning strikes falling around the transforming sphere increasing their tempo in a way similar to the beat of a drum, going faster and faster by the moment, before long her body was there. A short curtain of silky blonde hair, a tough, but angelic face that could make ancient goddesses jealous, a pair of natural breasts big enough to make even other girls blush, and finally her legs, which seemed to go all the way down, using up what little blueish substance was left over from the rest of her curvy figure. The last of her body taking shape in her round bottom at the tops of her thighs she was there. Her shape complete, the material that seemed to make up the time vortex suddenly dissipated, the lights, the winds, the lightning itself, everything which had surrounded her as she crossed from one time to another dissolving in the blink of an eye, all going away except for one for curvy…and VERY naked Eighteen.

SPROOSH!

The skies now once again as calm as they had been before reality itself had come into question, the female time traveler, her trip over, fell oh so gracefully out of the sky, her beautiful figure descending to land directly…into the ocean. "Ech! Ugh-uhuh!" Shooting back to the surface just after her body impacted the water's surface, the blonde android certainly wasn't too happy about this trip…or its completion. "Ugh! You have GOT to be kidding me!" She yelled, the temper which she'd been known for to the good doctor rising up just like the rest of her in the cool water, "…Of all the places I had to land…" The blonde snarled, looking around at the empty scenery around her.

Turning first left, then right, all she could see was water in all directions, thankfully though there seemed to be land in the last direction she checked, the shape of a long stretch of coastline meeting her blue eyes, the woman gave a happy jump in the water, the movement bringing her body up about a foot into the air before plopping back in again. "...Aha! Great! At least that damned woman didn't put me too far off course!..." Pounding the slow moving current around her, there was one other thing the android noticed as she thrashed around…

"Huh?...Wa…wait a sec…" Her feminine body rising and falling with the waves, Eighteen could already tell something was off… First off the water felt a whole lot closer than it should have felt, she did wear particularly thin items, but they were top of the line boutique of course. No…this…this wasn't just clothes letting the salty waters seep through to her soft skin…it was…worse. "…No…no way…I…am…why am I?..." A rather large wave moving her body up just a little more than the rest did, Eighteen could feel that tug, that rude tug on her chest as she flopped back into the surf. Her pupils shrinking down as she caught sight of just what caused that tug, she almost let out a girlish squeal when they came into view…

Boing! Boing!

Her body moving up with the water, Eighteen's pair of thirty four double E melons suddenly flew up into the air, their huge round forms almost weightless before they landed back into the ocean's surface, each bouncy globe slowly rising back to bob around at the top due to their all natural nature. "…I'm…NAKED!?" Staring down at her chest, there was certainly no denying it at this point! Eighteen, the blonde killing machine that a future Gohan and Trunks had thought so many inappropriate thoughts about, was…completely and totally…naked.

"Oh…my…Bulma…" Groaning as she moved to do what little she could cover up her nude body, Eighteen simply closed her eyes in frustration, her arm doing almost nothing to obscure her large breasts. Moving her left hand down to cup over her exposed mound, the ocean's cool waters already starting to tickle her in places she'd done so well to keep away from prying eyes, the android scooped up her bare boobs in her other arm, both of which had already been happily bobbing around in the surf like a pair of small volleyballs.

Just about shaking with anger she closed her eyes, "…I cannot…believe…that STUPID doctor!..." Eighteen shouted, the strength of her anger forcing her arm right up against her chest, those poor breasts of hers easily bouncing upwards with the sudden pressure, the blonde was practically rocking bustier cleavage at this point! "…Oh yeah he created a time gate alright…" White teeth gritting with untold fury and indignation over her current state of undress, Eighteen was oblivious to the events going on outside of her thoroughly upset mind.

"…He created a worthless piece of CRAP that strips women!..." The voice of a beautiful girl distraught for all the right reasons increasing by the second, so was another sound, the sound of splashing water, each stroke of a hand getting closer and closer to the naked blonde like their life depended on it! Standing there, bobbing up and down with each pass of the cool waters, Eighteen could feel her short hair sticking to her neck with every wave as her thoughts pressed on all the same.

Her mind returning to her time on the examination table in Bulma's lab she could only think of the Gohan and Trunks of her time, "…Those two pervs back there would have given ANYTHING to get a peep at me naked…heh…" A grin appearing where before there was only anger, Eighteen couldn't help snickering lightly at the irony of it all, her current state caused not by a cute young man, but rather... "…Damnit…the first man to get my clothes off isn't even alive…" That smile spreading at the realization Dr. Gero had been the one to indirectly strip her, she was just about to explode with laughter if she thought about it anymore, "…And even if he was; he was the bastard was too gay to even want to look!..."

The energy inside her roaring to life as the thrill over this unbelievable middle finger to the only men she had ever known reared it's wonderful head. Eighteen slowly rising up out of the water, her belly button only just edging over the surface, she suddenly grabbed a hold of the back of her head, both arms wrapping around her skull as her fingers dug into her blonde hair before letting out the heartiest laughter she'd ever experienced. "...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!..." Unable to keep it in any longer, the naked blonde bombshell just floated there laughing her bare ass off, "...I'm stuck out here completely naked and none those three dumbasses will ever even know about it!..."

Her eyes squeezed shut as she let the silver lining to her dark cloud of nudity consume her, the android didn't have a clue there was another person floating right in front of her now… A person who was getting one HELL of an eyeful of the blonde killing machine's free range melons as they bounced around on her chest like a pair of overfilled water balloons, her small pink nipples standing out like pointy little…

And that's when it happened. "Ummm…Excuse me, but are you feeling okay?..." Another voice cropping up now, the sound, like that of a plate hitting the ground and shattering into a million pieces as far as Eighteen was concerned ricocheting around against her eardrums for a couple seconds. The blonde from the future slowly opened her big blue eyes, her pupils first staring off at the land mass not too far away ahead of her, they gently eased their way down, each blue circle honing in on the head of mid length purple hair floating in front of her, "...I'm sorry; did you not want to be disturbed? I thought you might have been drowning..." This new voice said, it coming from the other girl, clad in at least a bright red shirt beneath her purple silk like hair, the rest of her hidden below the waves.

The blonde's cheers of joy coming to a screeching halt in a matter of nanoseconds as she noticed the unknown presence floating in front of her, Eighteen blinked, once, then two more times as they centered on the purplenette, "...Uhhh...who the hell are you?..." She asked, her blonde hair, still wet against her face as it slid back across her cheek, the android girl covertly wrapping her arms around her bare chest beneath the water, an action only noticeable because of the excess fat bubbling up between her arms and chest, "...And before you say just your name, know I am even lower on patience than I am clothes right now..." Eighteen said with a scowl, her tone of voice a very clear warning to this first being she had met in the past that after what she had seen the android was in no mood for games.

Gently pressing a pointer finger to her chin the other girl slowly nodded, silently accepting her terms before speaking again, "...Hmm...okay, I guess, but if you don't mind my saying, you really aren't missing that much clothing..." She said, her words only causing the nude girl floating in front of her to sprout a rather large agitation mark on top of her head, "...Most of the girls who swim in my part of the ocean only have a couple scraps of cloth on anyway..." The seemingly oblivious to her own peril looking up the supposed blonde beach goer in front of her, she nodded again closing her eyes before opening them once she realized something else, "...Neptune, even I am only wearing a t-shirt and I spend all my time out here with the other mermaids..."

'Mermaids'. That one singular word bouncing around the blonde's head as if the girl had just claimed to have traveled back through time, Eighteen opened her eyes, staring at her now more confused than angry, "...Did...did you just say you spend your time with all the other mermaids?..." She asked, the purple haired girl before her merely nodding for the third time, her shoulder length silky hair dashing about as if it were impervious to the wetting effects of the ocean water around them. Blinking a couple more times Eighteen suddenly ducked beneath the gentle waves, her icy blue eyes nearly popping out when indeed she saw that very girl, purple hair, red shirt, and of course a green fish like tail attached to her waist.

The pair staying there under the surface for several seconds, the mermaid just waved back at her, "...See? I'm only got a little more clothing on than you do..." She said, though the fact that the mermaid could see Eighteen under the water as well caused the blonde to quickly slam her thicc thighs shut and tighten her grip on her chest before shooting back to the surface. One, then two feminine faces breaching the waves, even still the android girl didn't know whether to be embarrassed over her nudity or in shock seeing as she was talking to… "...By the way, I don't have a name, though most of the people I meet just call me 'Pai-Pai'..." The purple haired girl continued to the blinking blonde, not that Eighteen was really concerned with what the mythical creature said her name was at this point.

"...Uhhh...yeah...okay...Pai-Pai...I'm...Eighteen..." Staring back at the half fish, and half girl with a look of surprise for exactly that reason, the blonde didn't know whether to be relieved that this girl didn't comment on her name or annoyed. Doing her best to get passed all that though, Eighteen swallowed, the constant invasive sensation of the cool waters on her bare flesh reminding her of what she needed most right now, "...So listen...Pai-Pai...I'm going to need you to give me that shirt of yours..." Watching as the expression on the other girl's face instantly dropped from friendly to surprised, the blonde had a feeling it was going to have to go the hard way...it would if someone tried to leave her naked somewhere, "...Yeah...and I know what that means...but right now I need it a hell of a lot more than you do so cough it up..."

The mermaid looking back at her in shock still, slowly though that expression of hers turned to pity, the purplenette eventually cracking a small smile at the up and coming clothes thief, "...Sure, I could give you my shirt, but as we both know you'd still get a lot of attention if you leave the ocean wearing just that..." The mermaid scanning around them for a few seconds, the girl's face brightened when she noticed another female swimmer a few hundred yards from where they were calmly floating along, "...But I can get you something that will cover all your human parts if owe me a favor..." The curious proposition being raised between the two women, Eighteen titled her head at her, signaling for the purple haired girl to go on.

"...It's nothing like grant me legs or a prince or anything if that's what you're wondering..." Pai-Pai said with a grin as her bright red shirt floated up along with her in the ocean's waves, her flat pale belly being exposed when it was lifted up a little, "...Just a favor to get back at someone for me...not much..." Eighteen's head moving back upright again, the android's icy blue eyes intensified their glare at her, the action making the mermaid almost choke as she went to explain a little more, "...Ahe...to be specific, an old man who keeps yanking my shirt off with a fishing hook..." Closing her eyes as a red blush took over the girl's face, Pai-Pai grit her teeth together in an effort to recompose herself, though Eighteen's look kept her from fully succeeding, "...I don't mean kill him, but believe me it isn't fun having your bare breasts suddenly exposed in the middle of the oc—"

Pausing as she felt the aura of agitation around the blonde building up even more the longer she went on, Pai-Pai sweat dropped when she remembered why they were even discussing the favor, "...Oh...right...sorry about that; I forgot that you're still...naked..." The mermaid's own darker blue eyes roaming up and down the nude swimmer, she could see through the surface of the water at just how much worse off she would still be even if she was half fish too, "...Though I would suggest not wearing a bikini next time you go swimming..." The blonde looking up through the water still dripping down over her bangs at the purplenette, she quickly found herself turned to gaze back down at herself as the girl kept talking, "...I've seen girls half as well-endowed as you tend to slip out of them without much effort..."

Eighteen closing her eyes as she slowly began to shake with anger again, the android from the future took a deep breath, steadying herself as she felt a heat building up within her chest at what the other girl had said, "...I...I wasn't...swimming you—" The blonde just about to tell her first acquaintance in this new time exactly what she thought about her and her 'advice' she stopped when suddenly a high pitched squeal pierced the air! Quickly spinning her head around as if it were on a swivel, Eighteen only raised a perfect golden eyebrow at what she assumed Pai-Pai had sighted before taking off, "...Whoa...so that's why only men have a thing for mermaids..."

Staring in stunned silence, the android girl merely witnessed the scene taking place a short distance away from her, "My bikini! Oh, Kami! Someone stole my bikini!..." The girl who as Eighteen noted looked remarkably familiar according to her data banks, apart from the fact that she was just as naked as she was, "...Fuck! Where did it go?! I can't get out of the water naked!..." Familiar...that was the word, short, almost pixie cut violet hair, a slim, athletic build, and a quite perky pair of tits for her age as far as Eighteen could tell from her bombastic reaction before covering herself...but where did she know her from? The blonde keeping her blue eyes focused on the woman frantically searching for her swimsuit, a deep red blush coating her pale cheeks, it was then that Pai-Pai popped up before her again, magically having located…

"...A string bikini is okay, right?..." The mermaid said as she sprung back out of the water in front of Eighteen, her tight red shirt suctioning against her sopping wet flesh like a second skin while she grinned at her, "...You were lucky, one just so happened to be floating around in my part of the sea!..." Centering her gaze on the two tiny scraps of fabric, both an extremely dark shade of black, it was as obvious as where they came from that the swimsuit would offer minimal coverage, and that was just by a normal girl's measurements, "...No need to thank me, just remember that favor for next time..." Holding out the bikini in one hand, after a few seconds of apprehension, Eighteen reached out and took it, pulling it back down into the water before starting to tie it on.

The damn thing was a tight fit to put it bluntly, but just having it, something on was far better than showing every man she met everything… "...Hmm...thanks..." Wincing slightly at the pressure of the strings digging into her back as she pulled the bikini top taut over her heavy breasts, Eighteen swallowed her complaint, for now she was just happy to have something go her way, "...I guess it's a good thing girls in your territory lose their swimsuits so often, isn't it?..." Ignoring just how form fitting the black bikini was as the small triangles hugged the centers of her bouncy globes, a deep outline of a triangle forming while the rest of her huge melons squished out around them, she tied on the bottoms as well, the pressure of the string going up between her round butt cheeks causing her to blush even more than the suit's previous owner.

Giving the blonde an acknowledging wink, Pai-Pai slowly started to drift back away from her, the girl's long purple hair dipping into the water with every stroke of her tail, "...A deal's a deal..." Smiling widely as if she knew something that Eighteen didn't about both what she had signed up for as well as original source of her first set of clothing, the purplenette gently dipped back into the waves, "...Oh, and one more thing..." Her little head poking back out above the surface one more time, she was met once more by a distrustfully raised eyebrow by the blonde, "...Just in case...don't try running in that bikini..." Eighteen rolling her eyes for what seemed like the millionth time in her life at one of those damn jokes, Pai-Pai finished it off with a sly grin, "...Sorry, just a land walker joke...you'll fall out whatever you do anyway so just don't think about it!"

The mythical girl at long last disappearing from sight, the waters where she had been came to a rest, leaving Eighteen at long last alone, and now with at the very least something to wear in this time, "...Ugh...and just when I was starting to not hate her she had to remind me..." Not even giving the not absent mermaid the pleasure as she adjusted her top just to make sure she wasn't about to make the collective dreams of mankind come true, Eighteen looked to the coast, "...Well, at least I'm the one with the swimsuit now...I wonder what happened to that unlucky chick..." Doing a quick scan to try and track down that violet haired naked girl again, the blonde soon came up empty, not that she cared the poor girl was trapped in the nude somewhere, "...Ugh, fuck it...I can't stay out here forever...I've got to find Gohan before anything happens to him…"

Turning around in the water, the android could barely make out another figure off in the distance, the form of a bluenette clad in a skintight red mini dress catching her eye. "Well…it isn't as modest as my old clothes…" The scantily clad blonde let out a small grunt of annoyance over the loss of her favorite outfit, before flashing her gaze back down to her overflowing rack, the black material that was nearly painted onto her breasts making them quiver with her every breath, "...But there is no way it would look as slutty on me as this is…" Looking first one way, and then the other, Eighteen ducked down to her chin before swimming in the direction of the lone bluenette, the girl turned away from her so that only her clearly round bottom was facing her. "Yeah…and once I'm not looking like a droid gone wild…" Eighteen smirked, the path to her target clear, "…then Gohan will be as safe as that bitch Bulma's heart desires…"

A/N: How was that then? I know a lot was the same, and really I not alter it a lot when it came to the actual events that unfolded, but it is enough to I think to get rid of the stain the original was on this story. There is still fan service, Eighteen still got her bikini and everything else, but now the overly gratuitous, which if you know my writing is heavy enough already, boob focused for no reason, is gone. None to worry though because I am transforming the removed portions into a larger Star Wars one shot involving Leia and a certain blue breasts cutie!

This chapter how it is now is much better off, really I never should have written it because the whole reason it was so crazy fan service heavy was because I was trying to stretch it out too far. Chapter 2 should have been part of chapter 3, but since reforming and taking out one chapter would have been a mess this is a better option. Now the story is there and for some of you a few surprises that I would care to remember later on, just saying. Chapter 2's problem was always that it followed a plot heavy first chapter with more focus on Eighteen's boobs than a H rated ova would have, so how it is now should not detract from the story at large because the last thing I want is to scare people off in chapter 2 considering how awesome chapter 1 is.

I loving the reviews I have been getting for this story so much, thank you all for your kind words and useful critiques where they have appeared. Like everyone else I can only improve this story by knowing what I am doing wrong. So thank you, and again if you have anything to say please feel free to send me a private message, or if it is about this fanfic then leave me a REVIEW! See ya next time!