A/N: Oh? What is this? Two updates two weeks in a row? I wonder why that could be, oh well, it's decent enough so why complain? Yeah, I know I only posted chapter 5 last week, but I figured since I had so many saved up I should move things along a bit more, especially since things are picking up soon. Plus, there is a big announcement in the ending a/n so check it out. LAST TIME on Gohan's Blonde Future Gohan snuck Eighteen into his house while Chi-Chi was away, but while he was getting her clothes Chi-Chi barged in on the blonde at just right moment for the view of a lifetime! The pair reconciling a new day is on the horizon, only question is, what else lurking out there, and who else may be on their way? FIND OUT NOW on this chapter of Gohan's Blonde Future!
One Year Ago, Future Trunks' Timeline:
"C'mon, baby...You know you want to spend the night at my place..." Seventeen draping his arm around what must have been the third girl he was attempting to seduce that night whilst the rain continued to pour down around them, the pair having taken shelter underneath a small block of destroyed clothing stores, "...Think about it...a warm bed...cold beer...and a luxury suite all for you to dance around for me in..." The brother of the two androids was certainly having a productive night that was for sure, after finding the fun he was looking for with his previous two conquests, the chilling bastard had already sent them on their way. The young women of the Earth already knew the price of cheating on him after he'd had his way with them, and it was just as bad as the one for turning him down. Now he had a new girl, and even by his standards of fuckability she was a solid eight...
Brown eyes moving back and forth, sweeping across what was left of the many places she used to work, the scantily clad girl swallowed a little, nervous, but not at all because of just who it was she was getting chatted up by, "...Uhhh...I guess I can go with you...under one condition..." The little floozy, dolled up much how someone a guy like Seventeen would pick up tended to dress said. Her short skirt barely reaching down to the middle of her thighs while the entirety of her belly button was showing, the two round masses of her D cup implants pressing out against her striped red and black shirt as well as her rocker jacket, "...You have to tell your dumb sister to take a hike..." Snuggling up to him a little more than before, making sure to press all the right parts of her feminine figure against him, even she was surprised to hear him chuckle.
"...Heheheh...you want me to kick her outta the house for a bit, huh?..." He smirked closing his eyes as he let the laughter come, enjoying the moxie the girl had to demand that of him, him of all people, the strongest being in the world, "...Sure...I'll kick her out…" Grinning even wider than he had been before when she stepped back from him, her eye lashes lowering just enough to look more seductive, opening his own back up to run his eyes up and down her body, he knew what he wanted, "...But first how about you flash me a little something?...Out here..." The male android gesturing up towards her chest, there was no doubting what it was he wanted, her own gaze dropping down with his, she knew damn well too… The redhead beginning to form a smile on her red lips, android or not this Seventeen character was still a man...and just as predictable as his normal counterparts, what could she say, guys liked a girl flashing her tits...wasn't her fault hers were...big.
Flicking her eyebrows up at him while backing up a little more for effect, the girl kept that smirk spread across her overly ruby colored lips, her hands moving out to shrug that thick rocker jacket of hers of her shoulders, all that was left as she stood in the pouring rain was her red and black bee striped shirt, "...Oh...so you wanna see what I'm hidin' under here?..." Teasing him now that the power that came with her female body could be unleashed, tossing some of her long curly red hair over one shoulder, she slowly reached down, grasping the bottom of her shirt before peeling it up, enjoying every second of his bated anticipation, "...Better watch out though...some guys say they're too-" Seventeen's gray eyes locked on the two unnaturally round masses on her chest just as the girl yanked her shirt up and over them, he was just about to see what he wanted when suddenly she was enveloped in a wide pink beam of energy!
Her hands shooting up at the last second, her bare breasts were just about to slide into the open as in what seemed like an instant she disintegrated, a small pile of ash falling to the ground where she had been, the rest of the energy blast exploding off in the distance when it hit a building, "What did I say about kicking me out to have sluts over, Seventeen?..." The man still staring at where his hot booty call had been reduced to a pile of dust, teeth gritting together with more rage than he could possibly express with a single word flowing through them as he turned to face his sister, Eighteen standing there, her hand still palm out towards him before she lowered it to her side, rain falling down around her, "...I told you a while ago I'm sick of finding thongs in my bed too..."
Standing there, his arms still shaking in anger, the dark haired man didn't say a word, his eyes disappearing underneath his bangs just as he turned to face her, before Eighteen could react, she bent over, the breath knocked right out of her as Seventeen sunk a fist into her stomach! "...Yeah! And who says I have to listen to you, anyway!?..." His sister being sent careening backwards into one of the other stores from the impact of his blow, he continued to yell after her, even when a plume of dust and smoke rose up from where she impacted the concrete wall, "...You're not the boss of me, Blondie!..." Gritting his teeth while his hands dropped to his waist, Seventeen waited for her to get up, even though he was the strongest in the world he knew there was no way she would be killed by just a single punch…
The side of the building she was embedded in collapsing in several pieces when she stood back up again, Eighteen's jacket was torn, her black shirt too having a slash across her stomach, "...No, but that doesn't mean you get to hit me, either!..." The thunderstorm picking up all around them, lightning flashing in the sky while rain continued to fall, there was a pause following the blonde's declaration, the silence suddenly broken by two glowing masses of ki as the androids both held out one hand, one blue and the other pink burning with energy before firing straight at each other, the explosion they caused when they collided finishing off the ill-fated block of store fronts, "...Whether you like it or not, Seventeen I'm you're sister! Not one of your sluts to boss around!..." Eighteen yelling out to him again as she shot into the air, her palm glowing with another ki blast aimed squarely at the ground he was currently standing on, she fired, his body disappearing from view before it hit home.
"...Heh! And why in the hell are you worried about finding thongs in your bed?!..." Dashing up into the water and haze filled sky, a bolt of golden light illuminating him for a moment before once again the cocky man disappeared into the shadows of the night, "...They just mean your big bro has scored with another hottie!..." Zipping through the air as silent as a ninja infiltrating a dojo for an assassination, Eighteen did her best to follow him, though at the moment her systems of tracking her brother were a little patchy given how little she used them, "...Besides, last time I checked, a certain little sister of mine liked wearing slutty underwear too..." Smirking as much to himself as he was at her from where he was standing on top of a building, in a flash he was flying towards her, fist out once again he hit home, the man punching her in the face once more, he sent her ricocheting off the ground before smashing into a stone pillar.
Dust and more than enough dirt to ruin her current outfit for the time being along with the rain falling down on her as the pillar collapsed, Eighteen got to her feet, glaring at her fellow android and sibling though more for his famous taunts than any pain she was feeling, "...Besides...if you're just jealous about me getting all the action, we both know an easy way to fix that..." Cocking one eyebrow up while he let his head fall to one side, his long black hair skating across his shoulder with it, Seventeen flicked one pointer finger out from his fist, the man directing his sister's attention to her voluptuous chest, "...Maybe if you took off that bra you'd finally get laid, ever though about that?..." Slowly rolling his finger around and around in circles, rotating it around where his blonde sister's large breasts were some distance away just to mock her a little more, he smirked, a low chuckle leaving his lips, "...Heheh...Ya know for most guys those huge tits of yours might even be able to make up for your shitty personality—UGH!"
Bracing himself from the slightly younger female's attack, Seventeen grunted whilst her held her off, her knuckles scraping against his crossed arms as he blocked her from reaching his handsome face, "...Go to hell, Seventeen!..." She merely yelled back at him, words reaching him where even her hands couldn't just yet, her beautiful features contorted in humiliation for what seemed like the thousandth time he'd mocked her figure, "...I'm getting pretty sick of you insulting my body..." The woman reeling back she had only just separated from him that she swept her leg under his, tripping him up off of his building before at last delivering a blow of her own to his side in the form of a well placed chop, "...Do you understand!?..." Pain coursing through her brother's nerves right as she struck home, she had winded him, but only for a moment, control once more returning to him, with one backhanded smack he sent her careening back down into the ground again, the rain pouring down around her.
Holding his hand right where it had connected with her face, Seventeen slowly brought it up to cross over his chest with his other arm, the dark haired android shaking his head with a smirk, "...Tsk...Damn, you're sensitive today...All I said was you've got a nice big pair of tits, sis..." His eyes closed whilst he gently shook it from side to side, his lips still curled up in a grin, Seventeen suddenly opened them, "...But fine...have it your way...if you don't want to show some skin for a date that's your problem..." Hiding one hand behind his back, a small blue orb of energy started to spin within his palm, the power in it quickly escalating into a full on photon wave, "...I on the other hand want to get laid again tonight so..."
Disappearing from her view, Seventeen was gone, Eighteen moving her head around on a swivel to try and locate him before his next assault came, she was just a little too late as he was suddenly standing right above her! "...I think I'll do you a favor and help you out a little..." The sound of his voice catching her off guard, there was no way he should have been able to move that fast that quickly! Turning her head up in shock, blonde hair blowing around in the wind she saw him too late, "...Like it or not the suite is mine tonight, so how about you go find a man?..."
The blue sphere he was charging in his hand behind his back being thrust forward towards her, Eighteen's beautiful eyes popped wide open as she braced for the impact, "...Call it even for killing my date...you disintegrated her...so I'll burn up that shirt of yours..." The blue light enveloping her now, it was right then that she could feel her jean jacket, her black shirt, and even the white bra she was wearing underneath turning into dust, her cheeks turning bright red as she crossed her arms over her chest before it faded.
"...You know what do to, Eighteen..." The cruel bastard flying up into the air again, Seventeen waving back at her over his shoulder, not even looking at her, but still knowing he had done the worst kind of damage to his sister without so much as hurting her, "...If you want a place to sleep tonight just flash those ridiculous sandbangs you're carrying! I promise you'll get at least some offers! HAHAHAHA!" The blonde gritting her teeth as she struggled to keep her exposed breasts covered by her arms while the rain began to fall around her, Eighteen was thankful she was right next to a clothing store still, but even still...she would get him for leaving her like that...she was going to get him...
The Present, Son Home Morning:
Those eyes that seemed like they had only just been staring up in blinding rage blinking once...twice...three times as she awoke, Eighteen slowly sat up from where she had been sleeping, one hand gently holding the side of her face as she composed herself, she was back at the Son house...and she still smelled of salt water… "Good morning there, sleepy head!..." The voice startling the blonde a little, her senses still tense from that moment back in time yet somehow from the future that she'd finished reliving. Looking over to see where it had come from, she was relieved to find Chi-Chi smiling back at her, "...You sure like to sleep; you know that?..." Giggling happily whilst she stirred a bowl of some sort of batter, the brown gloopy texture of the stuff wholly unappetizing in its present form, "...Didn't have a bad dream, did you?..."
Still rubbing her cheek as she fully got back to reality, it had been a long time since the android had dreamed like that...or even at all for that matter, although how the older woman knew was beyond her. Looking over at her, Chi-Chi just smiled knowingly, "...I figured as much...although to be honest I didn't think androids needed to sleep..." She continued on mixing the ingredients she had in front of her into the bowl with a diligence Eighteen hadn't seen in a very long time, her labor almost as if it was fueled by love, "...Or are you starting to miss that twin brother of yours you mentioned last night?..." Bright blue eyes opening wide at the mention of him, that moment when he appeared above her charging a huge photon wave replaying over and over in her head, "...He really seemed like a-"
"...No!..." Blurting the word out halfway through Chi-Chi's sentence, Eighteen froze for a second, the girl taking in a few breaths before sliding over so she could sit up on the couch instead of on her side, "...No...I...mean yes...it was just a dream..." The red pants of her ornate dress sliding against the fabric under her, she brushed some blonde hairs back behind one ear, looking again to the brunette who had stopped mixing the moment she interrupted her, "...Sorry...I can sleep, but I don't need to...it just helps me refresh myself..." Abruptly standing up from where she had been sleeping for eight hours, the android walked into the kitchen, two cups of tea laid out, she picked one up, taking a long sip from it.
Feeling a presence behind her Chi-Chi put the whisk down into the bowl, the woman unable to believe her eyes when she saw Eighteen sitting at the table, calmly drinking her tea without another word, "...How...did you...get there...so quickly?..." Stammering the words out, it was unlike anything she had seen before, even with Goku she was able to detect his energy when he shot around the house...or other places, but the blonde she...she still thought she was on the couch! "...I mean I am used to fast guys hanging around, but you...you blew them away..." Picking up her bowl and whisk again Chi-Chi returned to mixing, this time facing her guest so that they could continue to talk...or whatever it was that they were doing. It wasn't that Eighteen was trying to show off...but rather in her wound up state from her nightmare she didn't realize how fast she was moving. Actions that to her went by as normal, to her host happened in the blink of an eye.
"...No wonder you beat me so easily last night...It's a amazing you didn't just knock me out when we first started..." Leaning back against her kitchen counter while she talked, the mother even surprised herself with how fast she'd taken a liking to the blonde girl. Perhaps it was a mix of things, respect between martial artists, she had showed her mercy when nothing was stopping her from finishing her...and in return, Chi-Chi did her fellow woman a favor even greater than that by saving her dignity from being ogled away, "...You move so effortlessly...Actually, why didn't you knock me down when I first attacked you?… Why wait?..." Dark eyes honed in on the girl at her table, the tea in her cup getting remarkably low for how piping hot it was, she set it down.
The sounds of wood being cut in half out back echoing through the window, Eighteen looked back at her, "...Well if you recall I was naked at the time..." Finishing off the remainder of her beverage before standing up again, the girl walking it over to the sink to wash up, her eyes still facing away from the mother, "...I may be an android, but being caught undressing still knocks me off balance..." Leaving the cup in the sink, she peered out the window, the sight of Gohan working in the yard carrying lumber back and forth in her view, the boy wearing work overalls, the jean a lighter blue than her old clothes, "...It's still a...unpleasant situation to experience..." She said turning back to look at the older woman she was inexplicably bonding with.
Simply mixing what would soon be one of the tastiest of treats in the bowl, Chi-Chi smiled warmly, fully understanding the younger girl's meaning, "...That it is...consider yourself lucky you found Gohan here and not at Kame House..." The creamy batter nice and mixed together, the Son wife started pouring it into three round baking pans, the substance filling each of them before she bent down to slide them all into the oven to bake, "...Roshi and the guys wouldn't be able to keep themselves from trying something..." Giggling a little at the memories of Bulma showing up for Sunday brunch, complaining about having to beat down the old man again for looking up her skirt or peering down her shirt. As much as she didn't go over there because he was a lech, the brunette still enjoyed hearing Bulma's tales of kicking the crap out of him for coping a feel, although that always could have been her love of perverts getting theirs too...
"...But then again you're probably used to it..." Chi-Chi continued on to the blonde standing near her, the android's figure more than making it seem reasonable, "...Being a girl looking like you do I mean..." Stepping over to the table and picking up her cup of tea, Chi-Chi caught that, it was fast, a flash, but still there a small blush, a reaction from the future warrior. It was no wonder it seemed like half the time she never showed emotion, it was because she suppressed it so soon after it began to manifest people rarely saw it. Standing next to her she smiled, "...I can see why the icy exterior...I would be too if I went through what you do..." Sipping her tea while the pair of them watched Gohan slice the logs in half, then again, then down the middle before piling them up to be used for fire wood later, "...Catcalls from guys...and then other women judging you...on that note though I owe you a thank you..."
Eighteen cocking one eyebrow at the woman, she was curious what she meant, waiting for her to answer her, or at the very least stop talking so that she could concentrate on checking her radar for inbound enemies, "...After meeting you I'm much less afraid of my boy being seduced by a beautiful girl and running away..." Drinking the last of her tea as well, Chi-Chi set it down on the counter, the smells from the oven wafting out through the room, the sweet chocolate scent making even someone as composed as the blonde sniff. Turning her head to look at her, Eighteen wasn't sure what the mother was saying, "...Contrary to what Bulma's like; you aren't all ego maniacs obsessed with showing off your bodies..." Giggling a little more beside her guest, the blonde couldn't figure out what she was talking about...there was nothing in Bulma's files about arrogance...just the fifty reasons why she was the prettiest woman alive…
Later, Outside the Son Home:
Breakfast having come and gone, it was getting close on to ten in the morning on that Sunday, and so far not a lot seemed to have been done. Sure Chi-Chi was putting the finishing touches on her special chocolate fudge cake, and Gohan had finished securing their energy for the coming year, but as far as Eighteen was concerned...the boy needed to punch harder! "Is that your best shot?! I want you to hit with more power!..." She yelled crossing her arms in front of her, the android taking blow after blow from the young man on her bare skin, his attacks starting to come faster the more she prodded at him, keeping him from slowing down, "...That's it! Now pick up the pace!..." The Z Fighters overall were taking some time off, Gohan, Goku, and Piccolo splitting off from one another after their three years of preparation for the androids' arrival, Gohan had been getting some r and r, but with Eighteen knowing just what was out there, his training vacation ended...about a day and a half after it started.
"Alright! I get it! Stop yelling at me, okay?!..." Calling back out to the woman standing in front of him, even though she was yet to send so much as a punch his way it felt more like she was beating the hell out of him than the other way around! His right fist glancing off the side of her arm when she abruptly moved out of the way, the boy didn't even have a chance to react before one long leg slammed into his side, the force sending him flying off into a tree, his body snapping it in half as he fell into a bush below it, "...Ahhhhhh!-Oomph!..." Th boy calling out, Chi-Chi was watching the sparing going on, or at least the training that turned into sparing from that same kitchen window she was at before. A smile spreading across her face at seeing Gohan get back up again...it was a good thing he'd done his special Sunday essays before going out there, "...Hey! What was that for?! I thought you weren't going to attack me!..."
The kid yelling angrily back at the blonde while she stayed motionless arms crossed over her chest while her glimmering blue dress blew in the breeze behind her, while she kept her stony glare centered on him, "...I said I wasn't attacking you a minute ago...it's a different minute now..." Her face not even reacting while her pale golden bangs blew across her eyes, Eighteen waited for him to climb back out into the yard, ready for him to try getting her back for that one, "...You have to be ready for anything...an opponent isn't going to let you know when he's changing tactics..." Her gaze unwavering as she stood there, like a tree, a tree he knew would move to at best evade him when he struck, and at worst deliver another strike to his weary body.
Nodding his head, readying himself for another shot at her, Gohan knew what she meant, while the Ginyu Force seemed to have a thing for calling out their special moves, complete with synchronized dances, he doubted the androids were that loony too, "...Alright...I get it..." Leaning back, bracing to gather his energy, like a rocket Gohan suddenly sped forward, his fist arching upward towards the blonde's face, he had her! "...Here goes!..." Her neck bending out of the way right at the last second though, he missed, that long flexible leg of hers coming round again, he was ready this time, blocking it with his left arm before delivering a series of punches into her stomach, one after another raining down on her before abruptly the image of her dispersed, the mirage he was attacking then reappearing for real to his right only to smash him back again. "...Ahhhh!..."
Crying out in pain as he flipped through the air, the boy landed back on his feet again, one hand gripping the green grass in front of him before he shot right back at her, punches and kicks moving so fast it was hard for Chi-Chi to keep her eyes on them as they moved. "...You can't keep dodging me forever!..." The boy trying to pin her down, Eighteen wasn't having any of it, the blonde's eyes locked on him whilst she easily evaded every one of his attacks, finally she blocked him, his leg held up against her arm, with one punch to his gut and a side handed chop slamming into his own arm, Gohan was sent hurtling down into the ground once more, his face pushing deep into the dirt.
"...And who was complaining a minute ago about me not attacking?..." Eighteen asked, staring down at his battered form, the boy breathing heavily, while his jean overalls had begun to splinter. Finally brushing that hair out of her eyes the wind seemed so adamant about blinding her with, Eighteen's eyebrows shot up when she realized Gohan wasn't down by her feet anymore! Looking up at just the last second, she could barely see him through the glare of the sun behind him, the boy charging up a kamehameha with both hands, all she saw was that blue ki blast… Her mind reverting back to her memory, the moment when her brother came so close to killing her over some bimbo flashing before her eyes...the moment when her only relief from death was being left exposed in the middle of nowhere...
A big happy grin wide enough to fit on Goku's face upon stumbling on a buffet, Gohan knew he had gotten the jump on her this time! "...Yeah...I was..." Giddy with pride at catching her off guard, the boy charged the ancient technique up even more, feeling the power flowing through his enthusiasm and into his attack, "...But remember...this is a different minute now!..." Pulling his arms back just a little more, he thrust them forward! The power of the Turtle School's mightiest teaching flowing out from his palms he was sure that she would be nothing short of impressed once she picked herself back up, but to his horror there was an even bigger blast of pink energy shooting up from the ground back at him!
The photon wave firing straight at Gohan, to Eighteen in that moment, she wasn't sparing with the one person she was programmed to protect, rather she was fighting for her life...her dignity in another sibling quarrel over a reason even more stupid than the last! Gritting her teeth together in her panicked reaction, the blonde completely forgot about the fail safe in her new basic code. Red words flashing across her eyes again, not a moment after she had launched her attack, an electrical shock, one much stronger and more painful than any of the others she'd felt before ran through her entire body! The girl convulsing in place for a moment, she stopped...before collapsing backwards to the ground, a pair of strong arms catching her before she landed.
"...E...Eighteen?...Are you okay?..." Peering down at her as he gently floated the pair of them to the ground, it had been a near miss for the boy when she'd fired back at him. The power of her ki blast completely overwhelming his kamehameha and blazing right past him, his life saved only by the wind blowing her hair back into her eyes, knocking off her aim just enough to shoot by him, "...Eighteen...Answer me!… I know I didn't hit you..." Looking down at her while she lay there, not moving a muscle, finally after a tense few seconds she opened her eyes again, those beautiful blue orbs staring back into his dark worried ones, "...Eighteen...you're okay!..."
The boy almost spitting on her with how loud he cheered, happy beyond belief that he didn't accidentally kill his new friend after only one day together, he backed off, letting her stand up on her own. "...Ugh...what the hell, Bulma?..." Rising to her feet, Eighteen kept on rubbing her head, the red words still flashing across her eyes, evidently she had gotten way too close to harming Gohan for real with her attack. The fail safe in her code letting the obviously training blows go through unmolested while the one that did pose a real threat to him caused it to issue a complete system shut down as well as give her a splitting headache, "...I get it...don't hurt him...just fuck off with the shock-"
A hand chopping into the back of her neck, the last thing the girl saw as she fell down into the mud in front of her, her dressed becoming coated in the filthy mixture, was the sight of Chi-Chi standing over her, the brunette crossing her arms over her chest while she said something about watching her language in front of her son. The world going black, she was glad this time, that for once she didn't dream about her past life. The darkness seemingly lasting for only a moment though, the muddied android was suddenly awoken by a splash of cold water pouring over her face!
Son Home, A Few Minutes Later:
"UUHHHH!..." Taking in a deep breath of hot air before devolving into a series of short, rough coughs, Eighteen opened her eyes again, the steam filling the small room she was in wanting to make her light headed, but even still she kept herself together, "...Eh-Ehe-Ehe! Ah!..." Getting out the last of the water that had been so unceremoniously thrown in her face, the blonde was able to clear her lungs enough to look around. She was in a bathroom, a woman's bathroom specifically, the air around her hot and humid, small clouds rising up from the six by six foot shower stall in front of her. The curtains moving to the side a little, a head popped out, the person it was almost unrecognizable compared to how she as well as everyone aside from her husband was used to seeing her.
A familiar smile forming on the pink pair of lips though, it soon became obvious who she was, "So that was what it took to wake you..." Chi-Chi's voice piped up from where she was looking down at her from the shower, her long black hair flattened against her head, flowing down her body by the unyielding flow of the water, "...It's about time...I was beginning to think I'd have to get Bulma to take a look at you..." The mention of her creator, or technically not creator, but reprogrammer, IE new creator, getting the blonde's attention, Eighteen was just about to respond to her when she noticed out of the corner of her eye just how dirty her dress had become. The entire thing, from top to bottom had somehow gotten covered in thick, dirty mud, the previously lovely blue color of the fabric ruined by the filthy splotches.
"...Yeah, that's half of why you're in here..." Chi-Chi spoke up again, the android's blue eyes still moving up and down the coated fabric of her first real clothes since arriving in this time, but even with how badly she had gotten them dirty the owner of them didn't seem too concerned, "...When you short circuited earlier you fell into a puddle of mud..." The woman still looking at her from where she was, now getting some shampoo out to rub into her hair, as nice a person as the mother had been to her so far, there was no forgetting that last thing she felt before collapsing into the mud...Eighteen knew she was lying… "...The other half is because you got my clothes filthy too..." She said, putting the container back on the shelf while she spoke to her, "...And I need to look just as neat and clean as you do when our company arrives..."
Rubbing the dollop of gooey pink gel she'd poured into her hands into her hair creating a thick froth, Chi-Chi motioned over to the girl still sitting down to stand up, though Eighteen was a little more concerned with that last thing she said, "...Company?...Who's coming?..." Pulling herself to her feet, this time with her back to the door in case the older woman decided to knock her again for swearing, Eighteen wasn't as troubled by visitors seeing her in filthy clothes as long as they were intact...a more public repeat of last night being her main worry. "...You're not talking about the androids; are you?..." Seeing Chi-Chi merely giggle as she stuck her head back into the shower, the curtains closing behind her, the blonde looked in the mirror, finally realizing just how much mud was on her. Her face, her dress, even her hair was caked with dirt; she'd gone a whole fight without being hit once by Gohan only to be felled so easily by a sneak attack.
"...For the record no, Bulma and maybe Yamcha or Krillin are coming if she can find them..." The silhouette of a nude woman washing the soap into her hair illuminated behind the shower curtain, Eighteen paused, scanning her files for the two other individuals she mentioned. Krillin, a bald, yet somehow pretty cute short man...and Yamcha, tall, rugged, and stupid, Bulma's ex-boyfriend, they seemed harmless enough, "...I have her over every Sunday for brunch...and since you're here too you can help me entertain..." Chi-Chi said almost matter of factly from where she was standing, happily rinsing the suds out of her hair while the steaming hot water of the shower poured down her naked body.
Eighteen furrowing her eyebrows at the rather odd request, she turned to leave, she was there from the future to protect Gohan, not serve brunch to these people! Motioning to float into the air, the words 'ENERGY RESTRICTED TIMER STILL ACTIVE' flashed in yellow across her eyes...by the looks of things not only did nearly killing Gohan shock her half to death, but it also put a damper on her abilities for a short time just in case she'd gone rogue. "...Ugh...I swear I'll pay you back for this some day, Bulma...I swear to Bulma I will..." Muttering the threat to her own self installed deity under her breath, Eighteen sighed, taking a deep breath when she heard the older woman behind her again.
"...When you're done acting eighteen how about you hurry up and get in the shower..." Chi-Chi giggling again at her own joke, the woman seemed to have a habit of keeping herself entertained...maybe it had something to do with usually being on her own...with Goku and Gohan always out fighting she must get pretty lonely… But that didn't stop her from still being able to terrorize virtually anyone she wanted to, "...Ahem...I mean NOW!..." Gohan's mother shouting at the temporarily stoppable killing machine from the future, Eighteen flinched in fear. As much as she hared it there really was no choice...for the time being until her reactors were taken off restricted mode she would have to go along with Chi-Chi...or risk her finding out how weak she currently was.
Closing her eyes as a small cloud of pink spread across her cheeks, Eighteen slowly reached up and started undoing the buttons holding her dress together, the silky material quickly pooling at her feet, as did the pants and other mud coated pieces of her ensemble. 'How the hell do I always end up in these situations?...' The blonde asked herself as she pulled the shower curtain aside before stepping in, instantly the spray of steaming hot water hitting her, the boiling temperature soon calming her down a bit. Chi-Chi standing off on the other side of the shower, using a washcloth to get all the mud and filth off of her she'd gotten on her body from carrying the heavy android in with her son, the mother was still not able to get over how beautiful she looked.
"...Kami didn't spare any expense putting you together, did he?..." Eighteen looking round through the streams of water pouring down on her, the sight of Chi-Chi smirking at her despite the conditioner running down the other woman's face meeting her gaze, "...Your hair, your skin...I half kill myself putting on makeup and using this stuff, but you looked better just waking up than I do all dolled up..." Her cheeks going back to their normal pale complexion once she realized what the woman was going on about, the android simply nodded at her, reaching over to pick up the shampoo bottle the was using before, "...I know you said your creator left your appearance alone, but are you sure he didn't tamper a little?..." The slightly older woman asked, Chi-Chi's eyes continuing to run over the blonde's perfect body, unable to keep her purely appreciative awe in check
Watching the brunette to make sure she was hearing her correctly, Eighteen lowered her head, blue eyes closing as she started making the shampoo into bubbles in her short hair, "...Some...my body heals and produces cells faster than regular humans and permanently..." Feeling the cleaning effects of the soap washing through her silky blonde hair, the girl inwardly moaned a little, it being nice to at last get the feeling of salt water off of her skin. Still though, despite not being the science wiz that Bulma was, Chi-Chi was fascinated with what she'd said, basically Eighteen had eternal youth, self sustained beauty in every way, no worries at all of hair graying, scarring, or certain parts of her body sagging as she aged...
Raising an eyebrow at her, now the girl was making sense to her, "...Well that explains a couple other things then..." That smile spreading across her face again, the blonde looked over at her, the shower rinsing Chi-Chi's hair free of the bubbles while she stared at her, the same knowing look the woman had on the night before digging into her, "...Don't worry, I'm not some pervert like the girls in those animes I have to block on the TV..." Smirking over at the younger nude woman, Chi-Chi was obviously being sincere, her interest coming much more from the standpoint of another woman interested in discussing beauty practices rather than Bulma while she was reprogramming her…
"...I'm not going to try testing anything if that's what you're worried about..." Her words fading out as Eighteen recalled just how handsy the bluenette had gotten just for the sake of 'medical science!' she wouldn't stick around to find out if she was telling the truth should the older woman's tone change, "...But you understand it would drive me insane if I didn't ask you..." Moving the washcloth up and down her own body, cleaning the mud from her smooth skin, Chi-Chi seemed like a completely different person compared to what she had been led to believe.
The woman was kind...friendly...not at all the harpy detailed in some of her files, and whats more in contrast to the way Bulma or the guys looked at her in the future, the brunette was seeing her naked body with not a hint of perversion...only curiosity, "...Just between us girls..." Only the sounds of the hot shower raining down on the ladies making any noise now, the room went silent as the blonde waited for her newest friend to ask her question, though considering her luck as of late it was bound to be about her… "...How do you keep those things up so well when they're so big?..." Chi-Chi suddenly asked, Eighteen moving her arms out of the way to look down with her, of course...how did she know it? Both her blue and Chi-Chi's dark eyes looking at the same place, before she knew it the pair of them were staring at Eighteen's sopping wet double Es, the shower water flowing over them, each globe molded into the ideal round, semi teardrop shaped oval
Blushing a little as she contemplated rolling her eyes, as much as it annoyed her for the question to come up, a common reason for the deaths of Seventeen's sluts in the future, she didn't want to be rude to the woman...after all she had been the friendliest face she'd met since arriving, "...I don't mean to be rude it's just...even at your age mine weren't nearly that perky..." Chi-Chi continued on, the blonde just weathering the storm for the time being, indulging her questions solely because of her hospitality...and a little because she didn't want the older woman realizing she was about as strong as a meek eighteen year old at the moment, "...And yet yours are absolutely enormous and they aren't sagging at all..." The mother of one gawking at her, Eighteen knew there was no point in covering up at this point, besides the night before the brunette had gotten as good a look as any she was getting now.
Letting the breath she was holding in out again, Eighteen shook her head before looking back at her, "...No...I don't age at all...and that includes sagging...any cells that age are rapidly replaced and any damage corrected..." Picking up the other washcloth to begin cleaning herself of the increasingly annoying scent of the sea as well as mud and sweat, the blonde closed her eyes, her lips tightly together as she ran the soapy cloth up and over her large boobs. Sliding the fabric against her natural melons, they easily squished inward before popping back out into their usual shape with a bounce just like a jello mold. Watching just how pliant the blonde's breasts were, Chi-Chi was absolutely amazed at how incredibly soft they seemed to be despite the honeydew shape they constantly held.
"...And while I can tell you find my body interesting can you please stop staring like that?..." Not opening her eyes as she finished washing herself, her blonde hair matted against her head as water poured down her body, her pale smooth flesh finally refreshed and sweet smelling for the first time since she'd arrived in this time, "...I'm only doing this for your brunch; not to show myself off..." A small vein popping up in her forehead the longer she could feel the pair of eyes running all over her large chest, she checked the system again, the same yellow words sadly flashing in front of her eyes...it would be a while yet before she could return to training...
Blinking a couple times as she realized just how close she had been leaning towards the blonde, Chi-Chi's face now only a few inches from the two soft pink peaks atop the android's heavy breasts, she hopped back a bit, a small blush on her cheeks, "...Eheheh...sorry...Eighteen...I guess I was a little too impressed is all..." Reaching up to grab her towel, the brunette stepped out of the shower, leaving Eighteen to finish up in peace, even with as sensitive and caring as she had tried to be, Chi-Chi knew that if the shoe was on the other foot she never would have had the guts to stand there like that, "...In all seriousness though, you are beautiful...and don't think just because you're an android you don't deserve recognition for it…" Moving out so that she could finish drying herself off in the bathroom proper, the mother looked back. How the blonde resisted the urge to blush and cover up while a near stranger stared at her naked body she'd never understand.
"...And don't worry about the clothes..." Smiling at her guest even though she knew neither of them could truly see each other, Chi-Chi wanted her friendliness to be passed along through her words as well, "...I gave Bulma a call and she's bringing you something stylish from one of her stores..." A small hint of movement coming from the figure silhouetted on the other side of the shower curtain, the older woman couldn't help shaking her head at the image she gave off in there washing off, "...It's not as elegant as my dress, but you should like it...it's from one of her Western shops..." The sounds of running water all she got back in return, the proud Son wife didn't fault her for it, besides with what she had on the horizon she wouldn't give her crap for it. Although Chi-Chi didn't know what would be harder for her...the arrival of the real androids...or Bulma?
A flying car capsule bursting back into itself again after it landed outside, little did Chi-Chi know that as she got dressed, the brunette quickly making her way outside to greet up until now her only female friend... That there was another pair of eyes out there to greet her, beyond Bulma's, and Yamcha's and Krillin's, a fourth set sat hiding in the tree line above them. Smudges of red lipstick coating his tanned skin, little bits of gold and purple confetti were still stuck in his black bangs from the night before. The man's dark eyes following their every move, he was ready to strike when the time was right...the only question was...would there be anyone ready to stop him in time?
A/N: So I might enjoy the DBZ style intro a little too much, but it's fun so I think it'll stay in there as long as I remember to do it or don't think I'm spoiling anything. Thanks to everyone who reviewed the last chapter it means a lot to me, having some feedback helps a lot in looking through things to fix up or alter slightly should I go overboard. Thankfully though after my poll a while back involving fanservice I know everyone is on board with what I am doing anyway so there is no worries about how much I put in. Though again it will mostly be on the side of humor with spikes every now and then such as when Chi-Chi saw Eighteen naked, which got no complaints.
At the moment I am obviously quite a fair bit ahead in terms of chapters finished than I have posted if you look at my profile page, but don't worry I want to speed up what is publicly out here as well so at times there may be quick updates like this. For the most part though I'll be sticking to my normal routine, which by the way may change to around noon on Mondays depending on how things go; I'm trying some things.
Now onto the big announcement! I have spoken to a spectacular artist friend of mine and he's agreed to draw a new cover art for this story. It will be similar to the current one that is up there which I just found on the internet and figured it looked perfect so I used it, namely how Eighteen is looking out over the sky. Passed that though I'm not giving away anything else, though I think it will be perfect for both the tone and underlying humor of the story; so look forward to that because I certainly am. No idea when it will be completed, but his work is of the highest quality as he did the Lucy illustration in my main profile picture and this will be much more detailed.
And finally, the weekly ritual that I have come to adore so much apart from posting the fics themselves, the poll. Last week I asked, "In Gohan's Blonde Future Who Are You Looking Forward To Seeing Most?" and the results surprised me a bit, but not too much. In a landslide victory Android 18, the present one of course, was voted the most looked forward to character at fifteen of the twenty nine votes. And honestly I am not surprised, with how much fun Eighteen is I am over the moon excited for when I can bring Android 18 into the mix. Will she be just like Eighteen or a little different? Looks? Figure? Personality? Who knows? Though one thing is for certain it is going to be a real gem when the two meet… Everyone's favorite, Bulma came in second and to those voters I say don't worry, somehow I think she appears very soon…
The next poll is quite a bit more general, though still sticking to the DBZ series still. It's been a while since I posted updates to certain Dragon Ball stories and I have been wondering which ones people would like to see. So here it is and everyone has two answers since I am including this story as well because of the obvious bias that may come with where I am advertising the poll. I ask, "Which DBZ Story Would You Like To See Updated?" and this can be many things, old fics, new ones, this one, check it out on my profile and let me know what you think. And as always if you enjoyed this chapter or this story thus far, please show your support by letting me know in a nice, REVIEW. See ya next time!
