This one took way longer than I expected it to, but nevertheless, I present to you "Right Hand Man - Kane Edition".

(Btw, am I the only one getting Seth-Ra vibes from Hamilton - Washington. Especially since both Hamilton and Seth went full "stupid ideas" mode when Washington and Ra were gone. Just saying.)

Normal Life, Man

Random Voice (R.V):

French Chief Lector's summoned Ra's daughter.

Got a command and she's ready for slaughter.

Got a command and she's ready for slaughter.

When she nears their boat

She nears their boat

When she nears their boat

Carter (C):

To a kid always travelling was such a bore,

I wished for something more, but that's just

Too much

If they tell our story,

Will they say we died in glory or is that -

Too much!

I will fight till I can,

But Sekhmet in getting close, man

She was given a command to

Kill us!

Kill us!

Here she comes

Here comes the lioness!

Horus(H): Wish me happy birthday man!

C: Here comes the lioness!

Sadie(S): Speed up the boat, the f**k you waitin for?

C: Here comes the lioness!

Dam, she looks determine!

Here comes the lioness!

Zia(Z): Let's burn her tongue!

C: We fell in peppers

S+Z: What!?

C: Oh, man!

S+Z: What!?

Z: Guys, I have a plan!

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

S: You ready for an all-out stand?

C: I just want a normal life, man!

Check it -

Can I be real for a second?

For just a millisecond?

Let down my guard and say how this could've killed us in a second?

Now, I highly doubt that those peppers were edible.

The venerated Egyptian goddess who'se ready

For our death to be credible, making Sadie swear in the narratives.

We're not embellishing for eloquence,

But the elephant is in the room,

Our plan is in place,

When we hear Sadie's magic go -

Boom!

Our hope for success may be fleeting,

But I fly to Sekhmet and hope I won't be bleeding.

A quick stop to the battle as she's looking for Sadie.

She is distracted, but look

She is outraged!

S+Z: What!?

C: Oh, man!

S+Z: What!?

C: Blood thirsty, insane!

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

C: This whole week feels like an all-out stand

I just want a normal life, man!

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

R.V: Incoming!

C: I summon my avatar, ignore the damages

Sehkemt: Brrah!

C: We gotta stop her and rob her of her advantages

Sekhmet: Brrah!

C: Let's take a stand with the trick Zia has granted us

Ignore the fact that we lost our ship,

Yo, let's make her Hator,

R.V: Sh-Boom!

C: Boom!

Goes the spell, watch the "blood" and the salsa spray, and

Boom!

Goes the spell, Sekhmet starts to drink and

Boom!

She takes a sip and

Boom!

Her eyes are watering and

Boom!

We're almost done, this was quick,

All we need is one more sip.

Sekhmet is starting to dizzy up

I almost pity her,

We tell her,

To turn into a cow, get the milk and chug it up

The lioness is giving up,

We're facing mass happiness

But then we get hit by mass stress.

Are we really the people that are to defend America?

We'll have to drive at midnight,

Phoenix in the distance,

Are we gonna succeed at once?

S: People, you know we need assistance.

We need Amos.

C: Yes, we do.

Z: But we gotta hurr, for sure.

How are we gonna get to Set's base?

C: Are you with us?

Z: Sure, I was with Desjardins against you being free,

Until I saw our plane fall apart in a sec over Quebec,

And well, in summary,

I think I can be if some assistance,

Just promise me you'll keep Amos in the distance.

S: Huh

Z: I have important answers and a couple of suggestions,

On how to win the fight against this Seth.

C: Yes?

Z: Well -

S: Carter? Are you kidding me?

C: Sadie, come on

If Zia's sure -

S: Yeah, funny how

We keep meeting.

Z: As I was saying, guys,

I know how to help your strategy play out -

C: Zia?

Z: Yes?

C: Iskandar would be proud.

S: How are we gonna get to Phoenix, guys?

Z: If it's necessary,

If we make a shabti drive it will be less scary.

Your reputation precedes you, so I have to ask

Guys, since when can Amos use storm magic, especially without his staff?

S: Zia!

Z: Don't get me wrong, you guys are great but he makes me frown.

What if he's the one helping Set get the crown?

How does he always know exactly where to find you?

S: You suspect uncle? I don't think so!

Z: Why are you upset?

S: He is helping us to fight, and he's our uncle

He was holding us when we were younger.

You're dying to help us, you think you're so much smarter?

Z: Yes!

S: Okay, but don't blame uncle or your life's gonna get harder!

C: Okay, let's leave this.

Z: I'm being honest, we could never know what he's been promised.

C: Anyway, we gotta hurry or America's gonna explode,

It's getting too serious, let's lighten the mood.

S and Z to C: So?

All: We are not throwing away our shot,

We are not throwing away our shot.

Hey yo, I'm sick of magicians who hunt me,

It's time for the gods to come free,

WE ARE NOT THROWING AWAY OUR SHOT!

Doughboy(D): 'Sup?

Z: Let's break the shabti

D: What!?

C: Oh, man

S + Z + D: What!?

C: Turn him into a driver 's our plan.

This while week feels like an all-out stand

I just want normal life, man!

All: We are coming, Set!

Rise up! (What!?)

We are coming, Set!

Rise up! (What!?)

We are coming, Set!

WHAT?

Screw the normal life, man!

BOOM!